The Professor Brothers - History Lesson (JFK)

[KingCarrotCake]

So, apparently Baby Cakes is a bit older than he claims if he was around to meet JFK at 0:03.

[TheAllidog]

cina IL is amazing !

[kimblesxoxo]

i'd hit it, robot or not

[davaj00]

Just found this. AMAZING.

[ChronoSamurai]

Anyone notice you can actually see Steve peeking through the window at 1.54? He really DID see him love his wife!

[haleydearest]

does anyone else whisper "you don't know it, but you are full of stars" to people sleeping next to them now? every time I'm spending the night at a friends house.....

[themanclaw2]

Commie? NO!

[thesmokinbetty]

i think he was actually born because a unicorn had sex with a dragon this killed the dinasours and imprisoned jfk in ice

[EmpGrevious]

Charisma : 21 AW YEAAAAAAH

[roneaone]

Comprehensive American History Lesson Plan (for Americans) - 1. Big Bang (Theory) 2. Dinosaurs (Everywhere) 3. Columbus (from Europe) 4. American Civil War (Against Britain) 5. Adolf Hitler (War in Europe) 6. JFK (Assassinated) 7. MLK (Assassinated) 8. JFK's brother (Also Assassinated) 9. R. Reagan (Actor Become President) 10. Bill Clinton (The Last Real President) Present Time - (The Beginning of The End)

[Gearsdisraeli]

Frank's voice is a bit...mellow maybe?

Typically he's so squeaky and obnoxious

[Tussii341]

@Gearsdisraeli

I think this was the first video with the professor brothers, before all the other shorts neely did.

[5leafc1over]

J-AAAAA-Aa-aaaaa F Kaaaa

[mandapandazon]

NEW RELIGION



[sirRAGEalotz]

112 people are commies

[dethklok745]

Omg lol my dad and his friend met him when they were 9. My dad used to do chores for his aunt's maid. Jfk came to his aunt's house when they were there and he and his friend had milk and cookies with him >:3 I am a very luckeh person to have a father that met him in person in 1962

[AsDeadAsDillinger]

@dethklok745

You don;t know it, but I think JFK may secretly be your Father

[dethklok745]

@AsDeadAsDillinger No...

[TheHouseoftherisings]

@dethklok745 cool story bro

[dethklok745]

@TheHouseoftherisings Is that a compliment??

[killyourparents14]

@dethklok745 you must be new here.

[dethklok745]

@killyourparents14 No I am not and I am a huge fan of the Professor Brothers and China, IL.

[starwarsnerd94]

@dethklok745 You really must be new to this "internet" thing.

[dethklok745]

@starwarsnerd94 Eh...no. I'm not. I'm really not. It's a fact that it happened.

[starwarsnerd94]

@dethklok745 Ok, I'll go ahead and be nice, and teach you something new. When someone tells you "Cool story bro", what they actually mean is "No one cares about your story". Therefore, since you are unfamiliar with the phrase, you are "new here", meaning that you've yet to get used to and learn common internet slang.

[dethklok745]

@starwarsnerd94 No he did care >.< he pc'd meee sayin it was cool

[starwarsnerd94]

@dethklok745 Are you really that naive?

[dethklok745]

@starwarsnerd94 Dude if u don't believe me then complain to a stranger.

[Flackon]

@dethklok745 They are right man. He didn't literally mean that your story was cool.

[MrProfCoolestUser]

I really like this 0:28 ... just awesome! 

[Univermag]

This video is actually more historically accurate than the ass-kissing, puff-pieces conspiracy nuts like to post.

[lambe117]

The zebra JFK healed is the same one the cat lady took down in the video Cat People

[urphantom]

"Wore suits..sometimes.." o.o

[ursauva]

I cited this song in a paper in my English 102 class. Professor loved it. He shows it in his class now.

[DouchebagsOfficial63]

im on that weird bit of youtube again!

[dethklok745]

What happened to the episodes D:

They CANCELLED ALREADY?!

[KaHabbful]

@dethklok745 There is a Christmas special on Adult Swim this or next week I think. I saw the commercial just last night.

[dethklok745]

@KaHabbful I know I saw it it is awesome I thank the TV God :2

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

glad he got wasted, piece of shit democrat

[wtfkidproductions]

@tHeWasTeDYouTh republicans are worse

[VenomsRage815]

1:08 lolollol

[MrLickytoes]

Heading off to JFK's Wikipedia page to change some facts...

[BrothersAnonymous]

jayyyyyyy effffff kayyyyy

[r0llskyay0]

its ok, not as good as washington though

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

Look at all those dislikes! Damn commies!

[SpontaneousTurtles]

It's impossible to just watch this once

[jumpboy1592]

Listen to this everytime I play zombies on Five in Black Ops

[kookypuss]

110 people are not full of stars.

[afj7]

@kookypuss its full of starch

[howsaboutsthats]

replica one destroyed!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"­

[takascd]

at the beginning it sounds like there saying j edgar hoover

[FlexHancock]

123 people make up dumb captions

[sj176]

or is it biography

[sj176]

I'm using this for my autobiography

[Root0fEvil]

* bro grabs *

[LordKaisen]

108 people voted for JFK

[originalfredowner]

I had to 'give JFK a grade on his presidential report card' for my test in history today. I had to mention he was a super charismatic telepathical knight and a handsome devil but the kind of devil you like. Needless to say I aced my test ;)

[WinstonsHitman]

@originalfredowner REWAW :D

[AsDeadAsDillinger]

I swear I am going to go back in time and play this to JFK'

[SayaKuro12]

asdjfgkjk XD

this ish awesome :D

[Hearsticles]

"A list? Let's. Soldier? Check. Flight? True. Commie? No. Rich? Quite. And was he the true cousin of Sir Jesus Christ? You fuckin' know he was, man." BRO GRABS!

[Hearsticles]

"You fuckin' know he was, man." (Bro Grabs!) Best caption of all time. I still use 'bro grabs' and no one knows what the fuck I'm referencing.

[TheChaChi65]

Replay....Replay......Replay..­..orgasm.

[MrJoreyna]

107 commies

[peachycake21]

He saw a million faces and he SEXED THEM ALL

....cuz he's a cowboy

[rockluver18121]

i showed this to my class for a history report i got suspended

[hentyhorsay]

love the show on adult swim

[souleatingbunnies]

i cannot wait to cover this in history class

[dethklok745]

How many people played a game while listening to this?

[TheSonny99]

I swear to god when we cover the 60's in American History I'm so bringing it up

[xxPRINCESTUXXxx]

WOW THESE GUYS ARE SPECIAL.SMH

[rockluver18121]

this is the best 2 minutes and 43 seconds on youtube

[Eidest9]

first thing that comes up when you search jfk

[Ethanator12Kennedy]

These people are getting their own show!

[jobejo64]

@Ethanator12Kennedy Its only one guy... Brad Neely from Fort Smith, Arkansas!

[Rita3500]

Wow, JFK thought we were cooler!

I learn so much about history from these professor brothers!

[gatlinggamer]

has anybody noticed that every history teacher is using youtube to teach

[KamichamaKiku]

We learned about JFK in our history class and the teacher kept asking if we heard anything about JFK in shows, movies or music. She kept asking, and it took every ounce of energy to not raise my hand and mention this song, because I knew my teacher would look it up >_<

[vancouverbc69]

@KamichamaKiku i think you should have

[jackfallen19]

@KamichamaKiku Heck, I _showed_ this to my teacher. Really can't go too wrong in an AP senior class.

[TheTCodd]

@KamichamaKiku i feel ya bro

[reaperinred11]

@KamichamaKiku you really should have just said it.

[smoshlovingdragon]

@KamichamaKiku I sent this song to my Gov teacher.

[verdemanthe1]

@KamichamaKiku I wish I was still in school so I could show all this shit to my teachers,please let me live vicariously through you

[Kainlarsen]

@KamichamaKiku You did a bad thing.

[Kanthor]

@KamichamaKiku no it's mostly because you're a pussy

[KamichamaKiku]

@Kanthor Well, I AM a girl.

[dethklok745]

@KamichamaKiku Yeah me too >-<

[CrazyRockwell]

@KamichamaKiku You so should have mentioned it.

[rvonbehren]

Very funny - although the Washington vid is far better, IMO.

[sj176]

Ahh JFK wat a boss he IS JESUS CHRIST

That's a trus playa but not a nigger

[xMETALHOLIC94x]

I'm gonna put this on a CD, put it on my xbox, play Black Ops zombies on "Five" as JFK, and I'm gonna play this song on repeat. Thank you so much for this. :D

[toybox1908]

I find it hilarious that the 3 suits are W, Obama, and Hilary.

[FreshWitDiceInMirror]

why would they give this stuff it's own tv show? cant even get a million youtube views in over two years. I am of course being sarcastic, it blows my mind that Brad Neely's havent mustered a measly million views, when you consider the cute kitten and flash gordon b.s. that breaks 10 mil. his videos are revolutionary, if world leaders gathered and watched them? bam. world peace.

[jobejo64]

@FreshWitDiceInMirror the past two years he has been with south park

[TimHornerWOP]

Screw you, John Lewis Gaddis! Historical revisionism wins!

[cliffnelly123456789]

do you accept groupies? im sick of my gf and I don't have the heart to kill her

[TheTrippyHippo]

That was..... Amazing

[TheMrNamefag]

@WetCarrotPD

He went down pretty easily though, must have been a mini boss.

[withbloodcomesalex]

cant wait for the show on adult swim omg

[ElSlothCloud]

@withbloodcomesalex whats it gonna be called?



[4Jesse8]

@ElSlothCloud it already started, China, IL

[timtheclassic1]

HEY YALL!! New Brad Neely show coming to Adult Swim Oct 2nd!! Fuck yeah!!

[420hooray]

So is the black skin in the bunker Derails skin?

[william14477]

Damn, Adult Swim is making a series of these guys and Baby Cakes! AWESOME!!

[thebishopdinsmore]

i'm using this video alone to teach my wife the complete history of jfk..... 101 people didn't get to make love with jfk postmortem

[SageofCancer]

I want a tree that grows JFKs

[BiTuRmEn]

i want a jfk tee..

[StevenMcTowweleeie]

@WetCarrotPD JFK is THE boss.........



[Ebiiichu]

100 ppl can´t read minds

[thezachster18]

@Ebiiichu everyone but JFK can't read minds. Not just the people who anonymously disliked the video.

[F00LSG0LD215]

If anyone could fix a "Missile Crisis" It was that man!

[DarkStar13337]

wow

[monkeypaw666]

neely for

deaf beasts

2011!

[Samisadinosaur]

Brad Neely for president 2012!

[LuckeeLappe94]

Wore suits,

Sometimes!

[insanealienpunk]

@LuckeeLappe94 whenever i hear that i think of some guy in a suit and then he suddenly rips it off.....

[xProBeast1]

ummm soap

[LilLaosX]

lololol

[davethedude1234]

wore suits... somtimes

[tankbuster14]

This blew my mind

[oogaboogan]

he was a hyper-charismatic telepathical knight

[sciencebunnies]

wow



[GFXCIN3MA]

Sick 

[MrsNeemis]

Followed you on twitter :D your super good and cute :)

[Brogers673]

what does your video set up look like?

[Vagex4396]

I subbed !

[hoalucbinh640]

i subscribed and decided to watch all your videos from the very first one u uploaded

[oogaboogan]

YOU FUCKIN KNOW HE WAS, DUDE! ::BRO GRABS!!::

[zackwoj]

like if you paused to read the stats

[rikolasdf]

Bro grabs.

[baikinmon]

Wake up nuts!

[MrTonkkafly]

Getting shot.. like a boss

[Arisvladamira]

LMAO true, true

[Brickerage]

Mathematical!

[slackmastercg]

put on transcribe audio....hilarity ensues

[heavyq]

@slackmastercg You are my new best friend. Thank you.

[slackmastercg]

@heavyq digital judge interjection - nuff said

[starnjuy]

@slackmastercg manisha destroyed the ralph

[slackmastercg]

theres a reason they call it the red phone, think about that shit

[1dorbel]

CGray area has no idea what the healthcare reform bill actually entails. If you're satisfied with your current plan, you can keep it. The goal of reform applies to people like my son, who lost coverage when he developed asthma. By the way, how has trickle-down economics worked for you? Are you affluent yet? Backing the Republican party = backing corporate oligarchs who outsource US jobs to China so they can pocket the difference in bonus dollars. Democracy won't work if you vote misinformed.

[TelePorterProduction]

I just finished watching The Kennedys miniseries... they didn't even touch on him being robot. What bullshit.

[starnjuy]

@TelePorterProduction lol yeah they also should have added how he nixon castro and mcnamara fought zombies on the pentagon

[judgefudge1337]

@starnjuy too bad this was made 2 years ago

[slackmastercg]

@TelePorterProduction couldn't get into it, i was turned off by the lack of explosions and decapitations.

[breeeegs]

wore suits, sometimes, starred in movies that appeared in our minds

[bigpyro1618]

@breeeegs He knew the secrets of all space and time. And if he liked you, he would tell you, but you'd have to unwind.

[breeeegs]

he smelled like the future, his words felt like flowers, and if he shook your hand you'd make love with it for hours

[dethklok745]

@TelePorterProduction Yah

[hero4highr]

Yessss!

[Lifestream]

What's this debate about health care? America's going default on their debts anyway because apparently the American government and Congress still believe in schoolyard politics, much like we see here right on Youtube! Polarization will kill America.

[ilovpuppys123]

at 2:14 the woman's legs air in the air and his head is in her you know what...ಠ_ಠ

[AyleidCraft]

@ilovpuppys123 Cunnilingus, yeah.

[thenewandrei4o94]

genius

[postalmeter]

My love for Lee Harvey Oswald just went from 1 to 100 on a scale of 1-5, I officially now WORSHIP the man!

[Lorekyy]

Obama is a great president.

Commence trolling.

[postalmeter]

@Lorekyy

Obama is great because he proves that Jimmy Carter isn't the worst anymore.

[bbalanky]

Dumb political debates in comments on funny, satirical video = the reason Brad Neely hasn't done anything in a while. Tards, the lot of you.

[thenewandrei4o94]

@bbalanky is he going to post something soon? i mean are you familiar with him or am i drunk as hell?

[KyutoAbridged]

@bbalanky No cause they HAVE A FUCKIN TV SHOW ON ADULT SWIM NEXT MONTH

[Sanvorae]

@KyutoAbridged what?? what show??

[toybox1908]

@Sanvorae China Illanois on Adult Swim, it's basically their chronicles in the college.

[Sanvorae]

@toybox1908 oh hell yeah. so it is going to be like the ones already on here? But like, a whole series?

[ashriewahid]

THAT LIMO JUST LIKE A 2011 LIMO LOL!

[Spekktre7]

@TheExistingFilms Can't be, otherwise Obama would be an amazing President

[AttilathePun92]

97 people didn't get to make love to JFK

[machina188]

like a boss!

[JackBass199]

JFK did have great stats

[starnjuy]

JFK was pure awesomeness

[DoctorCrown8]

What I learned from The Professor Brothers: George Washington and J.F.K were nothin' but Boss-skillage.

[paul8kangas]

I loved the article by Arthur Krock in the NYT, the month before the CIA killed JFK,

Oct 3, 63, pg 1,

Krock predicted the CIA would kill JFK

because JFK stopped the invasion of Cuba.

Krock knew Geo HW Bush was in charge of the invasion of Cuba. Krock won the Pulitzer prize that year.

Youtube: paul8kangas

[Thegamingguru65]

@paul8kangas you people obsessd with conspiracies need to give it a rest already.

[postalmeter]

@Thegamingguru65

They can't give it a rest, you have to wait for their bi-polar to change from manic to depressive.

[viscountalpha]

Why do people think this is funny or awesome at all? I want my 2 minutes back.

[rakuencallisto]

@viscountalpha Go spend it jerking off to Tosh. O

[viscountalpha]

@rakuencallisto

Such wit! Such a retort! I am seared!

[RustRooster]

@TheExistingFilms Too bad Obama is a communist douche bag, couldn't be the awesome JFK.

[777Atheist]

@RustRooster If you think Obama is a Communist then you know nothing of Politics, nothing.

[dudemanguyperson42]

@777Atheist either way, Obama sucks ass as a president.