Let's Quickly Play Mario's Early Years 01: Mario?

[BlademasterReborn]

The sad truth is that I actually had this game as a kid :(

[musicmanz15]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS MARIO GALAXY 3!?

FUCKING GAME OF THE YEAR!

[Lucariogamer14]

Did...anyone...notice...that..­.the...voice...kid...keep...sk­ipping...sentences...just...wh­at...screwattack?

[Ninetails2000]

@Lucariogamer14 It's worse when you play it with a crappy emulator.

"Let's. Go. To. Alphabet. Word." becomes. "Le- Go- To- Alpha- Wo-"

[Pooky1991]

I was playing alot of games when I was a preschooler, like Math Blasters grade school and such, so its safe for me to say this would have bored me back thenXD

[PriceRight89]

3:46 - I'm surprised Mario didn't get a hemorrhage by bumping that.

[kar1ozs]

"I LIKE YOUR CHOICE"

xD

[Zantillia]

Ahhh money. How you convince sucessful companies to release shitty games for bratty kids I will never understand. I played those JumpStart games and learned more than I did playing anything based of fucking Sesame Street or THIS. xD

[CreeperJustWantsHug]

My computer decided to commit suicide, i don't blame it...

[AFnord]

When using "Transcribe audio" youtube things that the sound of a cow should read "Capital invested". Hm, might explain a few things about the market...

[DefendedHomestand]

I love how you seem astounded and defeated when the kids counted with six fingers.

[DefendedHomestand]

I love how you seem astounded and defeated when the kids counted with six fingers.

[raverbud]

when it comes to the games you pick Kiko "I like your choice!"

[loneshewolf74]

Luigi's not really being a lazy slob, he's asleep because this game has bored him into a coma. XD

[WorldChallenge]

Mario is Missing looks fun...on DOS

[aulddragon]

Watching Kiko learn from these edutainment is just so precious.

[gagaplex]

How did you know the correct numbers in the counting game before they actually said them? You played this before, didn't you?

[Taeryth]

£40? ... You're having a laugh right? That's just pissing ridiculous, wouldn't know whether to punt or laugh at the people who thought someone would pay for it.

[MistressPandora93]

I saw this at the game store for $40. or 50 , along with the math one. Not worth it when you think about it XD.

[Sakani17]

@MistressPandora93 You had to think about it to realize it wasn't worth it? Was it per each or overall for both?

[kqawiyy]

WTF? This looks like it was made for the snes. If it was, then why didn't Nintendo use the Mario World sprites instead these crappy ones. Take the intro for example. 

[ElectroSaber]

@kqawiyy I don't think this was made by Nintendo. O_O.

[kqawiyy]

@ElectroSaber Well, it was officially licensed by them

[ElectroSaber]

@kqawiyy Yes, and that's the part that scares me o.o

[Taeryth]

@kqawiyy Preschool. Theres a hint in the title.

[Hotchick7124]

"You can be mario,you can be peach, or you can be a highly anorexic yoshi."

I laughed so hard XDD

[rednaruto45]

Wheatly!? is that you

[TheLateDarkWobbuffet]

You can have the blue pill... but it's a suppository.

[TheBlackYousa]

Why is this so hypnotizing to watch?

[darkraven1414]

Anyone else notice the hitch hickers guide to the galaxy reference!?!?!?

[Omegalore]

This game would've been for me at that timeline because I was a wee toddler, if you care that was. I doubt it.

[mikescott3]

the triangle looks like a death spike from the castles...

[MHZNOMISS]

i had this game on snes

this is why i learn english easiest i believe

:P

[Firefromheaven906]

For a moment I forgot you were British and got really confused when you said "30 pounds." XD

[thepaiayang1]

wow



[TheMonkeyBoy95]

"I like your choice!" . . . .. .

"Are you even in the Mario games mister monkey with a fez?!?"

[Joskineide]

*click on peach's chest

1....2!

there are 2 boobs

[jahahahaha]

Soooo the sun is happy to be in a shitty mario game but when it's in one of the best mario games (SMB3) it's pissed off and tries to murder you in the dessert.

[Letsplayman1000]

Mario ? mmmmm

[thedudemonn]

I couldn't stop laughing at the counting part at the start XD

[Yomarson]

*Clicks on Sun*

"Hey good lookin'..." Ewww! Bring back the evil, always-wanting-to-kill-me Sun. At least that one wasn't a child molester.

[ThisTroper1]

Admiral AKBAR! WOW!

[wdbisl]

OMG THE SUN HIT ON YOU! XD

[Thunderbirds321]

You're funny!!!!

[SeraphCreed]

If you'll notice. peach does not count. she just occasionally raises her arms. :D and 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. well said kiko.

[SeraphCreed]

peach scares me. she looks barbie.

[raven1234]

@SeraphCreed

NOno!! She is obviously gothic. Look at her black lips!

[chapacoka]

Did this videogame make anyone else feel like grabbing the nearest object and beating yourself to death with it?

[DeniseStCroix]

@chapacoka YES!

[therocker33dc]

you picked the poop!

[mrkoolnerd]

this is 100% real it's a snes game

[SuperGodmusic]

that duck sounds like someone farted :)

[sebamkfan]

I LIKE YOUR CHOISE!!!

[DrHojo123]

2:00 "who would pay 30 pounds for this game"

ummmm the count?

[therocker33dc]

@DrHojo123 8:08 you can see marios privates hanging! LOL!!!!!!XDXDXD

[Robloxfan888]

THAT PEACH IS EVIL! EVIL!

[13zeldafan]

wow mario can teach preschoolers lol :P xD

[KernsNoel]

OMG this is real?? What?!? it's real... what???  Really??? all hope is lost for humans intelligence for the game being made.

[XworldXofXwarcraftX]

our nightmares are comin true O_o



[Itakisan]

Who thought this was a good idea? Who do I mail the flour to?

[BoyIsCool300]

Those children in counting land are gonna raep peach! XD Look at them eyes.

[yuriwriter]

Sega did something JUST like this with Sonic in a UFO. No wonder this was made - Competition.

[YoshiKing25]

lmfao i cant stop laughing

[LoudWhispa]

I must say, this made me a subscriber. One of your best LQPs.

I love you.

[CastTom94]

Microsoft young American girl is now your terrible game voice

[dannisan77]

I really think that this game was a very bad idea, cant see why it was made and released

[klShadowDragon]

When counting, it would be awesome if they just suddenly sprouted extra fingers on their hands. :P

[BADRANG8700]

"WHO WOULD PAY 40 POUNDS FOR THIS GAME???" lol

[Djinnfest]

MY EYES!!!!!! IT BUUURNNSSS!!!

[TBTabby]

Ugh, the sound in this game is HORRID! At least Mario is Missing had a decent musical score. Why did Nintendo lend Mario's likeness to Software Toolworks to produce these horrid little games? If I were to venture a guess, I'd say it was to placate the Moral Guardians who were complaining about how video games were corrupting the youth.

[Seveleniumus]

wow, creepy pedophile sun.

[WolfDemon013]

Microsoft Sam could do a better voice acting job then the women....

[SpeedingHedgehog]

The spaces between each word in the girls voice is is really strange!

[leecutestar]

WTF!!??

[youcantubeittoo]

"It's Mario! He's walking! In a really haphazard way!"

[stitch99]

I swear that the voice in the game "I like your choice!" sounds like a Dalek somewhat.

[3picHobo]

Ahahaha, Dr. Wily Eyebrows sun.

[ZobmieRules]

Even ATTEMPTING 2 mins of this game deserves a subscription and too bad u cant sub the the same person multiple times xD

cuz this video/lets play deserves like 5.

u gotta have extreme mental abilities to survive this game o_O

[Muppio]

4:07 How the fuck did they get a circle, an oval and a square into a fucking snowman?!

4:54 The fuck? O_o

[zaperatus]

why would you even think about playing this?

[haganebr]

I like how luigi scratches his crotch in a preschool game (At around 3:20)

[tehhorror]

i`d rather look down the barrel of a loaded magnum thab play this game again

[bfheathcotte]

YOU DED WAELL

[TubaroCooperations]

8:23 xD

[usernameclassifeid]

you.found.the.square.

[JackXIII]

Screwed up thing is... I used to have these cartridges...

[FireEmblemForever]

What is up with the monkey?

[residentDevil010]

you have made me laugh my head off 5 stars!

[Mixton]

Those monkeys at the end of the vid must be the size of ants.

[Bioreek]

this game isn't bad, remember who it is made for

[DrHojo123]

ITS A TRAP!

[Gavaroc]

6:07 -_-

[zettovyker]

A very anorexic Yoshi... THOSE HATERS!!!

[Bullfrog1983]

You can be everyone except Luigi huh? Why was he even at the start?

[AlisterAlex]

i cant believe they made this game

[MrHossCartwright]

I bought all 3 Mario The Early Years games for about $18.00 altogether.

[View100]

Thirty pounds! That's like close to fifty U.S. dollars, it's not worth it!

[Dalxien]

Same people who made mario's time machine and mario is missing huh....

O_O' SAVE YOURSELF!!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! D:)

[00bav123]

You only have 5 fingers!... ah.

[Roygbiv04]

Haha fantastic vid

[Crowley9]

That is certainly not what I imagined Yoshi's speech to sound like.

[MRARROYOonutube]

4:14 LOL AGAIN!!!

[MRARROYOonutube]

Is that boy wearing makeup?? 2:39 LOL

[MRARROYOonutube]

LOL 1:23-1:28

[Robinhaz]

"Who would pay £30 pounds to play this game?!"

Apparently... You.

[TheCruePerson]

But he's using an emulator.

[Robinhaz]

He still needs the game. Just because you have an emulator doesn't mean you get every game in existance.

[Resulka]

*I* like games with Educational content!

[emilysong2000]

Kiko + Mario's Early Years = Guaranteed Epic Fun all the way!

[squigian]

On the blackboard is what appears to be a whale and a potted plant. A HHGTtG reference?

[Gonsol12]

how can you do this kiko?

[kosmosfan01]

It burns my eyesXD

[Kijikun]

You like hurting yourself don't you?

[percy799]

Kiko I applaud you for having the bravery to play this game....

[Reiveth]

in the counting game, Peach has a very anime-ish "I'm soooo fucking embarassed" face... I would be too Peach, I would be too...

[runehunt]

Why would you do this to yourself?

[korok132]

I'm only at 1:54 ...make it go away...

[Greatdictator]

Luigi the worlds greatest tyrant haha

[harvey73rox]

He Does These Games So No One Else Has To ^_^

[FreelancerTex45]

@harvey73rox I have to agree, but also feel sorry for Kiko.

[TheLateDarkWobbuffet]

@harvey73rox I like his choice.

[griffball13]

I still own this game

[Hammerpewpew]

I had a Rayman educational game when I was a kid. It was actually really good. If I remember correctly it was pretty much like regular Rayman, and you had to solve mathematical problems to proceed, and in same places you had to be quick.

And now I am a GENIUS!

[hiddengnome]

body world + kiko saying experimenting....... oh boy

[Ashkihyena]

Piranha Plants in this game do sound like Admiral Ackbar.

[Gight77]

i like your choice

next it will say feed me seymour

[SuperBlahmaster]

There are some good educational games, like Carmen Sandiego.

[CoryHamfist]

Oh God. I remember playing this as a kid ):

[DrHojo123]

Lol frist time i played this and clicked on the sun i thought it was hiting on me

[Hedhnter]

I don't see what everyone is complaining about. I learned alot from this video!

[Link1021l]

hey, the pc version of marios time machine was cool!

[DieFinsternisUndHass]

Peach in the counting game got the appropiate look...

somehow I hoped that foreshadowing thing was a joke

[chimeratechman]

WHY KIKO, WHY?!?!?

[Haven37]

Your funniest vid yet XD.

[kaargen]

Seeing Kiko do these kinds of games is always entertaining!

[lukewarm25]

Mario's dystopian future is his infant past.

[Yoshi2brawl]

Lol! 8:19 - 8:34

Kiko: uh...... Theres mario looking at me like a crazy freak.

Mario (kiko): Im going to murder you! I am mario! Why am I in this game? Stupid nintendo liscenesy.

Kiko: *sniff*

5 stars

[PwnzorBob]

PICTURES DON'T MAKE SOUNDS RRRRRRGH.

I'm serious, I'm raging now.

[BaronOfBacon]

The sun is Dr. Wily!

[CptFatal95]

Right. A pre school game?