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From: EsquireMag
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  • Epic fucking music man!

  • i have a large 24 inch head dam

  • He reminds me of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Only the guy in the video looks a bit skinny like a girlie man. The narrator's voice however is superhero-like. He sounds like Captain America.

  • am i the only one who thinks this guy is hot?

  • This is sounds like a king's quzest for a knight Go now and get your measurements

  • lol, awesome. Epic music applied to that, well, made it epic. And I like how they so bluntly said nipple height XD

    However it was a little too fast to be as useful as I hoped.

  • lol "Views: 13,407"

    many ppl, myself included, obviously don't have a life

  • haha he said nipple height

  • That guy with the long hair sure is pretty

  • lol the music...yhe intro...the dramatic voice...lololol

  • omg you people still exist?

  • I'd rather measure the family jewels

  • nipple height. iv never heard that before. lol

    hahaha family jewels.

  • what the hell did i just watch?

  • hello mary

  • mmmmm no nose! how smexy. purrrrrrrr lol

  • No nose? Is that why people call you cunt face

  • is that why people call you cunt face?

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