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  • how come people don't call them rice burners anymore?

  • yeah yeah blah blah blah,you kiss your daddy with that mouth. wow the grammar Nazi misspelled gotta

  • "John" is the fuckin' man haha

  • i consider a ricer being someone who takes modifying the appearance of their car way too far, like having a big ass wing or way a lot of fake ass chrome and then not know shit about the car. I don't think putting a nice looking body kit and having performance parts is ricey.. there are nice looking cars that I consider "tuned" and then "riced" out cars like a 4 door honda accord with a big ass wing and a shitty sounding exaust

  • Ricer's = rice burner's Japanese or Korean imports

  • @tracybuddha actually.. ricers = anything made to look fast with tacky mods that do nothing but change appearance and sound (that happen to look japanese). There are many Mustangs and Camaros that look riced out. I've seen a Camaro with a wing 2 feet off the rear end with white euro taillights.

    Riceburners = asian imports

  • @tracybuddha you cant be that stupid

  • @96infinitii30 Yeah whatever fucker lol @ your 96 infinti do they still even make infinti a car who's big fucking selling point was a clock And the term ricer or rice burner has been around for awhile referring to fucking jap pos like your little infinti.

  • @tracybuddha first thing the learn how to spell its called english. second the vq series motor in a lot of infiniti cars has been a top ten motor since the early 90s. lastly rice is short for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhansment. nothing to do with where its from you simpleton.

  • @tracybuddha first learn how to spell its called english. second the vq series motor that is in a lot of infiniti cars has been a top ten motor since the early 90s . lastly rice is short for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements , it has nothing to do with where the car is made you simpleton

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  • @96infinitii30 Yeah whatever didn't know this was a fucking spelling bee,Anyway look up the reliability of infiniti won't cost you a fucking thing you grammar Nazi, you are just pissed because you overpaid for a fucking Nissan Maxima.

  • @tracybuddha your stupidity is amazing . wow gota love the worlds retards

  • NOZ?

  • wow the dumbest mother fucker i know lol and the other guy that asked what kind of NOS lol man i laughed when he said proves my point ricers dont know shit lol i lost it

  • Yeah, its got everything, pistons, heads, everything. haha.

  • esss ahhhh

  • Actually when talking about the internals of the car it's called tuners. Ricers are like hey man check out this wing it 7 feet wide. And these tinted film windows I got at walmart

  • Interesting, after I put the troll down hard he ran like a bitch. Confront an idiot with logic and he's up shit creek.

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  • Correction: ls1 stalled, heads, cam, tune runs 9's n/a look up "ls1 head cam quarter mile"...

  • ok first off using a youtube video as your evidence is ridiculous. your totally missing the hp to weight ratio concept here. it works, its called physics. tuners have more support for forced induction, but all i would have to do is stroke it out to a 2.4 and i could run high 12s.

  • @shaundied

    I dunno about some of your claims... The OEM RSX type-s is slow.

    I can beat a oem Challenger srt8 fairly easily. But I have the JDM k20a in my 98 civic chassis. 250hp 220tq and that's just with IHE. It also has the LSD and 6 speed that you don't have.

  • i have the k20a2 as well. my values are in whp. what kind of intake headers and exhaust do you have that gives your k20 50 horsepower? there is no way, CAI 15hp + headers 10hp + exhaust 5hp may give you 25 hp if your lucky. you may be at 200 whp. i don't have lsd but i do have a 6 speed. i have i/h/e/hondata reflash/gasket/lightweight flywheel and even though i have never raced and srt 8 challenger i don't think i could beat him, and im lighter than you.

  • lol hes got" turbo timers, nos, pistons, heads.... everything" lol... i hope hes got pistons and heads or else that engine aint gonna run

  • other dude probly walked away. " dumb ass fucking ricer"

  • HOLY SHIT...TURBO TIMERS WITH NOOOOSSSSSSSSSS

  • @thatDUDEoverTHERE010 ya see what happens is when the turbo timers kick in then the NOS kicks in as well....

  • @Airportris JDM as FUc

  • what kind of nos does it have?!

  • they don't know dick? you sound stupid. people like you, in stock mustang gts and firebirds, thinking all japan made vehicles are worthless, are the same people i love to beat in my N/A 2.0 rsx all the time.

  • @shaundiedrinksdew your rsx has what 20 lb ft of torque? your ricer was made in america too

  • yeah im not making alot of torque. but at 7800 rpm, im making over 100 horsepower per liter, and that is if it was stock. just saying there are too many people out there that think all 4 cylinder imports are junk. my car is cheaper, lighter, more gas efficient, and more fun to drive than a mustang GT, and, if matched up against the equivalent year, i beat them.

  • @shaundiedrinksdew wtf does fuel efficiency have to do with performance? fuel efficiency is not even an issue. and pretty much any engine can produce at least 1 horse for every cubic inch... so your not that special

  • 100 cubic inches is not equal to a liter, its like 1.6, therefore to achieve a 1hp to 1liter ratio your engine has to be 1.6 times more powerful than the engine you speak of, and fuel efficiency does matter unless your talking about track cars or toys, and if you treat a stock mustang gt as a toy, your an idiot. name one american engine, naturally aspirated, that makes 100 hp per liter, or for you, 163 hp per 100 cubic inches

  • @shaundiedrinksdew Name one 4 banger engine that makes 100hp per liter naturally aspirated.... 4 bangers need boost or they are nothing.

  • dude we are talking about power to displacement ratio the number of cylinders has nothing to do with it, and honda's k20 makes 100hp per liter. there are others (all japanese 4 cylinders) just can't think of them off the top of my head, now its your turn, tell me what american engine makes 100hp per liter? youtube won't let me post a link, just wiki k engine bruh

  • @shaundiedrinksdew Its not relative like that, you cant say well a 2.0 engine that makes 200hp would make 400hp if it was a 4.0 engine. with the additional cylinders the dynamics of the engine change such as bore, stroke, timing and rpm capability. A 4 banger can rev to 8400 rpms because being that its an inline engine things are more balanced and thats where the HP comes from while it only pushes out 152 ft lbs :( haha and an inline V8 would be too big for passenger cars. Torque is what matters

  • your the one that brought up relativity, you were the one that said a 4 cylinder was unable to put out that kind of horsepower, and torque is NOT what matters, my car is not limited to torque on launch, it is limited to traction. once a car is in its power band torque doesn't matter, especially if traction is the limiting factor. the only thing you can bag on me for is daily drivability, it goes through clutches because i start at 2000rpm at least. thats it man.

  • @shaundiedrinksdew cuz a 2.0 can make 200hp simply because of its ability to rev and its design if you take the same engine and make it a 3.0 it wont make 300hp and my point is ok that engine makes 200hp but thats still very little in my world and if you want more without thousands of dollars you HAVE to turbo it...i said 4 cylinders cant make power naturally aspirated...if you think 200hp is alot of power we live in diff. worlds... and torque gets you going, off the line does matter.

  • how does torque matter if you have enough to spin the tires all the way up unto the powerband? and yes with a v8 modifications get you more horsepower your going to get more per mod with more displacement but to get any real numbers you have to force induction v8's too. and with weight to hp ratio in mind, if i can get my rsx up to about 260 whp i can take alot of muscle cars from the factory with 400+hp. now im not bagging on those cars,I just have different interests.

  • @shaundiedrinksdew Are you kidding me?! hahah "to get any real numbers you have to force induction v8's too" ???? Dumb ASS. A head, cam, and tuned ls1 with a good tune can put 500 to the ground no problems...and a stalled ls1 with head, cam, and tune can run low 10's....you let me know when you see a n/a 4 banger run 10's, 11's, or even 12's...

  • @shaundiedrinksdew i see what you mean about power to weight it is important no doubt but the amount of torque more determines the speed at which you can get up into your powerband....if your guna be comming out of your powerband alot being on the street or something then having high torque will help get you going quick and back in it

  • @shaundiedrinksdew tq matters, you just don't know what you're talking about

  • your right, i wasn't very clear, torque does matter especially in race/ drag type applications, my car however, which spins the tires all the way up to the powerband with the little torque it has, doesn't matter.

  • @shaundiedrinksdew get better tires

  • @Chadb89 Some of them make 170-200hp naturally aspirated.

  • @MasterJediKyleKatarn oh i know but without forced induction the best a 4 cylinder could do would be around 350 maybe 400hp which isnt bad but its not uncommon for a smallblock V8 to be making 650+ N/a...and for those who are crazy some guys who really know their stuff can make a smallblock V8 produce over 800hp N/a...maybe not on gasoline haha but still

  • @Chadb89 Yep that's true but I don't see the point in modifying a car that much. It's easy to buy one that's already fast enough.

  • @MasterJediKyleKatarn you sir, are a ricer. ever heard the term " bought, not built." well, ricers buy cars that have been already built , car enthusiasts build their cars themselves

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  • @b16a2eghatch To be realistic you're a ricer too since a company built your piece of shit car. Btw enthusiasts modify cars not build them from the ground up since most cars are built on an assembly line. Go play with your slow pos honduh.

  • i wish i would have looked at your page before even bothering to reply to you, nice donked blue and green monte carlo, your an idiot and a disgrace to the car community, foreign and domestic.

  • I'm just laughing at the fat boy! LMAO

  • That thing dominates at the Star Trek convention.

  • So his first talking point was a turbo timer? I never knew Acuras gain horsepower when they idle for a few minutes after cutting the car off.

  • I pulled on a 6-speed ls1 camaro with my bicycle, so this guy has to be telling the truth.

  • it probably runs off propane and propane accessories aha

  • this ricer thinks he can even kill a 2jz or a rb26

  • You talk like a dumb american.

  • what stupid people dont get is even a camaro can be a ricer

  • @96infinitii30

    you do know why they make camaros don't you?......to keep ricers outta corvettes!!!

  • @THEMASTEROFYOU2000 lol your precious vette can be a ricer also 

  • @96infinitii30 Your a fucking awesome for understanding the concept of Rice....No sarcasm at all. Seriously.

  • @96infinitii30 I agree, but the person as well can be a ricer nub too...lol

    any car can be a ricer with the right person and the right parts thrown on it...lol

  • Phew you can see the little wrinkles in his forehead every time he's bullshitting :P

  • That's good shit ricers are funny and this fucks with em keep posting these videos and I'm sure you will start a fan base

  • I sweaar to god this has to be a joke

  • he didnt mean that he pulled on an ls1 the ls pulled on him

  • this video made me feel awkward with all those awkward pauses

  • it has pistons and heads? heads as in plural hahaha

  • oh man i wouldve LOVED to have heard that guy talk.LMFAO.granted i aint a ricer.but MAN is it hilarious to hear people talk bout their cars that are "fast". The second somebody says they have a v6 mustang im like your an idiot..lol

  • pulling on and LS1 Camaro? hahahahahahaajajajajajajajajaj­ajajahajahajahajahajahajahajah­ajahajahajahajahajahajahajahaj­ahajahajajajahajahajahajahajah­ajahaja

  • You didn't prove shit, only proved that you're a prejudice moron

  • this video is so fast and furious.

    

  • "what kind of NOS does it have?" "JUST NITROGEN" LMFAO

  • i meet these guys every day... they think a 5.0 v8 is a big engine... LOL

  • @Crazybenjiwoo 5.0 sbf isn't a big engine but it takes 48 more cid to even make a 5.0 ford even start to worry..5.0 HO Ford the engine that started the era of fuel injected muscle. Fox Body!

  • Did he just say piston and rings?

  • this guy sounds and looks like the guy from tokyo drift

  • this video just proves that some people(not only ricers) dont know what the hell they are talkin bout n need to shut up

  • OHHHH MAN THAT THING HALLS ASS ITS GOT PISTONS AND HEADS (SARCASM)

  • he was playing too much need for speed underground

  • the only 4 banger muscle killer im aware of that holds any respect in the performance world is a 3SGTE converted AW11

  • thats a pretty sweet swap i wonder if the seats where legit or nockoffs ?

  • lol only a domestic owner would go to a "ricer" meet and shit on the cars and people there. If that guy did know a lot, he still wouldnt argue with the guy and make him feel like a dick. who would do that? how do you know he didnt leave and say to someone else that guy over there has no idea what he is talking about. but atleast you can go home feeling cool cuz you shit on someone with a different car than you....sweet

  • camaro didnt have a ls1 unless you got the slp camaro.NOO WAY IN HELL he "pulled" on it.

  • @Chevyfan011 all 98-02 6 speed SS's came with an LS1... :) just so ya know...

  • @Chevyfan011 98-02 camaro V8s had the LS1

  • These ricer cars are so intimidating! I don't know if my 69 chevelle with a 720 big block could ever keep up.. oh no! What is the world coming to!!

  • @thedge8191 720 big block? Why would you even give ONE brain cell of attention to these cars. A motor of that magnitude is in a completely different league of it's own.

  • @thedge8191 720? We can't out-run a motor of that magnitude! It's a Trap!

  • @gman1868 It's okay, just find a slight turn and you'll lose him!

  • @thedge8191 825 pro stock

  • @thedge8191 buddy there is no such thing as a 720 the highest chevy engine is a 572 i think but thats the highest crate motor that chevy has

  • @Irushconcrete007 The biggest i've seen is a 632. A 702 does seem really big.

  • @thedge8191 video???

    

  • @thedge8191 damn dude, i just put together a 69 chevelle with a 502 bb during the summer and i thought that was a big motor.

  • this guy reminds me of boomhower from king of the hill funny stuff tho

  • Noob

  • @yugoterror LOLL

  • Doesn't really prove shit.. Except he's probably not enough of a dick to call you out on "your" precious car...

  • vtec all day son

  • omg what a douche hahahahaahaahaah his motor is like totally stock lmao

  • LOL! 140 horsepower?????

    that datsun z in the background makes more then that stock!

  • Ricers are gay!!! Can't afford anything other than junk am I right.

  • "hes got turbo timer and NOS and everything on it.. pistons, heads"

    "what kind of NOS does he have?"

    "just nitrous"

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @yugoterror Why is that funny? Nitrous Oxide systems has 50 shot, 100, wet, and dry. So that was actually a good question. Looks like you're the ricer HAH!

  • Turbo Timers add power? Since when...

  • "my BUDDY has a gsr......What kind of NOS did i have?..... im not really sure i dont really like the kid" some buddy lol

  • @TheOutlawmaniac you dont have to like someone to want them XD

  • so what kinda NOS is he running? idk... well what kinda shot is running? idk i dont really like the kid

  • Johnny's real name is Robert P as you can see in the bottom right corner.

  • Damn, TRUE AMERICAN BADASS

  • If there was a Trolling Award...

  • Never in my life have I seen a torque curve this flat.

  • How come he only made 3 videos and disappeared after that?

  • @MasterJediKyleKatarn he got beat by a ricer that threatened to kill him if he showed his face again

  • @cbra66 Doubt it, if you notice at the end of this video he basically "done" after exposing this guy for an idiot. Maybe he just doesn't wanna do it anymore.

  • My friend's got pistons and heads... I'm not really sure, I don't really like the kid.

    How don't you like your friend?

  • Man dog, that thing has 5 turbos, and over 500 hp > Its a beast :) haha

  • Would you like some chicken with that rice?

  • hahahaha idiot

  • "what kinda nos does he have?"

    "...jus nitrous...(looks away)"

    LOLOLOL

  • THIS GUY IS AWESOME HAHA KEEP MAKING VIDEOS!!!

  • Those cars are for pussies.

  • i see an orange Datsun in the back yummy :)

  • its not even the mods its how you drive your car.

    Seriously, why spend 1000's on a car if you can't put it to full use ?

  • Also.....a ricer will lose, cause he would have no engine mods, just an exhaust and a bunch of added weight from his gay ass bodykit

  • @badassv yes tq and hp matter.......but power to weight is just as important. Look at a street bike, 200hp will smoke the shit outta almost anything. Not starting shit, but a civic with 250hp will prob run about the same as your mustang. Just sayin, not starting an argument.

  • Yeah, i know what ya mean bro. You can tell a whole line of bullshit to a ricer, and the believe every word of it. Truly shows how much they actually know abt cars. They do know how to make absolute hideous machines, and how to look uber retarted, think thats it .....

  • is that johnny ricer??

  • @fitzgerald434 The One and Only, he's THE Johnny Ricer :)

  • idk what's gayer, a Honda/Acura or Justin Bieber?

  • ya old honda

  • 89 model Si wtf jajajaja

  • just nitrous jajajaja

  • lol That SOHC's 

  • This guy is a legend

  • these things are so damn light hahaha

  • johny ricer. ur bs too so shut up

  • is this the fast and the furious 5 Preview?

  • @verynice420 best comment yet :)

  • @gman1868 Man! Paul Walker really let himself go after the job accident

  • @verynice420

    LOLLLL!@!@

  • @verynice420 LMFAO hahaha i just started busting up! best comment

  • @verynice420 Even though all the FF5 cars are muscle???

  • Turbo timers, Nos, pistions, heads.

    ohhh snap!

  • Does anyone else think the guy in the yellow shirt looks and sounds a lot like the quarter back from the movie "Varsity Blues"?

  • Should of said you have a flux capacitor that puts out 80.55 Jigawatts! hhaah

  • Johnny Bravo(ricer)

  • Everyone call this ricer! its a owner of a 95 civic that thinks hes faster then all EVO's. Dont forget to mention EVO's hell put em down! His names JOSE! His EVO killer is for sale. So give him a run for his Money ;)

    (203) 560 2824

  • i am 16teen and i know what my car has under the hood i know more than that ricers suck bigblocks rule

  • how is Mercedes better, not reliability or ownership cost. Acura has the best resale according to a study

  • Another day in Ricer land-----you notice they always say "well my buddy's got a.........." BULLSHIT!!!!

  • what a dumbass fat asss this was awesome

  • every driver who likes reliable efficient and fun to drive cars has a Honda

  • @MaddDogg81 hondas were rated the most reliable cars by consumer reports. who was deadlst? chrysler. those challenger srt-8's are nice until they fall apart on you.. lmao

  • @MaddDogg81 uhm no....mercedes is better ;)

  • @europe0wnz lol uhm no,,, mercedes is not better haha dumbass.

  • @scrs10 ok, why call me a dumb ass? and yes, mercedes is better.

  • hahahahah dude this is a classic

  • civics are gay theres no replacement for displacement

  • @sktrsam2 except technoolgy

  • @sktrsam2 except turbo >.>

  • @sktrsam2 well apparently there is a replacement, motortrend just made a vid of a car with 900+ lbs of tourqe. but all the way with the civic thing

  • True mechanics. :D

  • haha turbo timers NOS pistons and everything lmao.....brilliant!

  • I bet ur little oil burner with wheels blinds the person driving behind u to just like every Honda I see here they burn more oil then they do gas they are a road hazard u can't see shit if ur behind them the smog of burnt oil obstructs ur vision