Frederick's Pen Rant

[bioncafemme]

I miss you

[hickster500]

fuckin dumbest video ive ever seen period



[settler9696]

dude i think you have something in your eye

[shane5839]

this dude is on meth

[MultiKilla55]

Nice phone :)

[2Low317]

i myself have a gel pen near the phone :) no not the random colors -_- nope i have one thats just plane black :o never failed me once. i even got bored one day at school stabbed an orange with it and still did a test later that day without problems >..> i have had this thing for 2 years... hasnt once failed me, and it takes ALOT of abuse.

[benjieboyhero]

y r ur big eyes pushy or like a vortex?

[AustinTK2550]

just get a damn pencil

[Ixillius]

@AustinTK2550

The tip will break or come loose.

[Ghgh406]

lol

[cartern11]

Are you real

[AlgeKalipso]

I have the same problem, though i the context of classes. Instead of being able to take notes on differential equations I en up drawing planets and marbles.

[MyMomPutMeOnSumMEDS]

samurai, s-s-s-samurai!

[SpartanBoy116]

samurai swords are called katanas

[LDJDRUMMER]

frederick yuor so right

iloveyouu so much

your a legend

i freakin LOVE YOU

your gorgous!!!

[TheLolWizard]

u r totlly right

[theblindmaster97]

that was the gayest fucking thing ive ever watched

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@theblindmaster97

you've obviously never seen a fred video

douchebag

[lillyallenobsessed]

his eyes r creepy r they real?

[iwrotealife2]

not finding a writable pen around a ringing phone never to be found is almost annoying as getting your cock stuck in a blender.

[obliquejr]

his eyes arent real are they?

[williambellamymason]

whoever that doesnt laugh at this does not have a sense of humor

[williambellamymason]

this is so funny best video ever : )

[trick9850]

I'll sub you if you sign up for this site. (Lockerz) PM me if you're interested.

[missfireprincess]

haha so cool

[squidgetOCK]

I love your videos; these jerks who are hatin' need to get lives. LOL.

[kr4zykyle]

Your grammar is horrible.... delete YOUR account and stop EMBARRASSING yourself on YouTube

[DistrustingToaster]

@Beavio72 how bout you die

[Armidillodude]

his name is robert

[viniciodacosta]

freak!

[rebellouiscutie]

he looks like MAGIBON!! XDDD

[KG84C]

do you play with your zoob, wezz84?

[spazzyismyname]

lol all those fucking pens haha

[Zupalola]

hast du wirklich sone augen

[H2mc]

this is jokes...

[skaterblo]

This is one of the funnier videos of yours i've seen.

You should swear more.

[lilballerina]

lmfao

[H2mc]

those "scribbler" pens have to be written on a direct perpendicular angle to the page, and not a slant, then theyll work

[zitros3]

I hate you!

[largoxboxlive]

Have you seen the video of what he does to his 'haterz'?

Yeah, I'd reconsider your comment.

[Dragonich777]

I love your phone at 0:14!

[YourWiseSage]

That was seriously queer...

[thom2055]

Have you thought about pencils ?

[Amyinu2]

heh I'd be so afraid if i ran into you at night=P

love your vids

[MizyMooLikesTwilight]

Dude, you are only a month late.

[Breeziiee101]

Holeeeyyy Shiit Man!! U Goddam Rock Et So HardCore LOLOLOLOL

iv watchd al of ur clips NUMBA ONE FAN!!!!!

byeee xo

[DolphinGaze21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. OH EM GE!!! it like he knows me!! i hate it wen thiz happenz. but yet i am tha one that keepz putting tha penz bacc!!HAHAHAHAHAHA

[7thDialectxxx]

nice vid man very good stuff check out couple mine if u got a min

[Dob0123456789]

dont put pens nesxt to the phone

[parrotperson123]

i dont like frederick.... he scares me... 8)

[Humbleforcupcakes]

goddamn it i was gona do a r

ant on pencils they stab me all the time

[KarmaAce00]

No.

[TOW3L1E]

im fucking subscribing!!! lol

[spoon592]

fred, i fucking love your videos i watch them all the time, ive seen this one heaps haha its my favourite, along with your myspace one :)

[shugr2th]

=\ I want a kermit the frog phone.. that thing looked awesome..

[bboyzahid]

fuck you critics, this stuff is so awesome

[maddy1404]

wtf is wrong with his eyess???

[linkinparkrocker44]

camera affect

[OpelVectraGTS1]

pens fucking pens, your right about how they don't work almost all of the time they don't work and also use a fucking pencil then

[Warrensredbarred]

was there a point to your comment you just agreed with him -.-

[guitarkid024]

Your a damn freak. You creep me right out!

[masterex01]

that is why i answer a call next to my computer, open note pad and type the shit out whilst talking

[FaithExists]

durr maybe its the surface under the paper? raveoo, think next time you speak

[FaithExists]

aww get fucked!

[michaelmeska]

your a mad dude ill see you tomorrow for a drink peace bro oh i tried callin oyu and u never answered haha drugs are bad

[Emili1243]

Who is frederick and why are his eyes like that? someone plz reply :(

[mandasam21]

seriously they carnt be real its just not normal

[DistrustingToaster]

ur eyes are creepy

[JanineyPops]

its funny that the ads for this amazing video are for pens , nearly pissed myself :) Pens are freaking dicks , so completley true !

[RaveooDK]

does anyone else find that sometimes pens will work fine untill they come to a certine section on the paper when they will just cut out? like they work fine everywhere except one little spot???

[gamelol]

oh yeah! that's REALLY annoying!

[852147369retard]

OMG SO TRUE

[makamrah]

COOL PHONE!!! even better than the banana phone!

[MetaKnightX3]

I want your phone...

[Zeoxis6]

frederick i dont think we could trust u with a ssss samurai sword...

[virtigo3]

if you dont like pens then use a friendle

[1994cg]

ssss,ss samarie. omg i am in desperate nned of the kermit phone

[piper1800]

thats like the same material off jimeoin's third draw down tour.

still good but

[iAdthem]

lol samurai sword!

[skychiz]

awesome!

[oinkerz000]

how do ya make ur eyes so big

[reaper660]

he was born with a degenerative disease you disgusting hateful sick bastard. Go fuck a dog.

[IanHoopz]

If you believe that your a fucking moron ^^ its obviously some kinda camera effect

[AmandaBynes1Rox]

ಠ_ಠ

[elseachay06]

hahaha so true...

[Breunisje12345]

that hilariruas!!!!!

[willLimb08]

gay

[The5thAgeOfDeath]

ಠ_ಠ

[GBGummyBearsGB]

actually frederick! you leave the non working pens on a table and some one (maybe your mother , spouse, you e.t.c) comes along and says Who keeps leaving these bloody pens out! and then puts it back in there..

[willLimb08]

gay

[liberator279]

ಠ.ಠ

[scatts38]

fred you fucken drama queen....hehehehehe

[09angelaxxx]

yerp u guys

[badasskillerin]

nice vid

[sudayspinkl]

its gone!:(

[loveaball]

ಠ_ಠ ;)

[Kriddy2000]

what do you use to do you do the eye thing its awsome

[JSDominos]

uuuhm... the frederick eyes? or do you mean: ಠ_ಠ

[poloroid468]

how do u do the righting eye thing not fredericks eyes

[JSDominos]

well you need to change your language settings, you might be able to look up how to on youtube, or you could just copy-paste it from people like me: ಠ_ಠ

[babyfat905]

A Fucking a legend

[delzirockz]

you are the funiest bloke ever mate!!!!!!!!

[gragrn]

Yeah......Samurai sword! Awesome.

[TheKittenGuru]

ಠ_ಠ

[iSubChooYou]

00:42 XD

[obvman]

haha 41 seconds

[Hirsuticus]

I prefer viking swords myself.

[xOitsR0CKbitch]

lmao i love this guy!

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

lmaoo you rock :D

[DeaNovo]

sa sa sa sa samurai

[mindlessponderer]

That's why I have a doodle board next to my phone... ha..doodle.

[cammywatt95]

fredrick's a legend

[playa464]

Go fuck yourself! the next day i get to choose between a sword and a pen, WHICH WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER! lol

[doomdude224]

this guys awesome!

[pjmanho]

hey fredrick to you ever get tired of this?

what keeps you going? are you an artist by trade what do you do?

[dontcrypluto]

I think this (along with the mega rant) is my fav rant coz it is too true!!

=] i agree swords are better

[smileyrox4lyf]

Lol you blinked in time with the words.

[cossigoth]

mwahahah the cossi goth strikes again to comment :  it was realy weird !!! :

=]

[DjBoy999000]

koolio

[PLAYBOY1069]

m8 ur funni funni lol ,,

keep making them

[360Gamerr]

haha

they do dont they

lol

God I love your videos

[TrippyKitty08]

i had to write directions on a napkin

with a red crayon cuz there were no good pens

[BlackEyeliner234]

Awesome way of putting this into words! I love your Kermit the Frog phone!!

[sirsofalicker]

that is so true!

[xrandomcommentsx]

I have my own ranting hat now!

Totally agree with every word.

[leeham991]

SO TRUE!

THe fucking pens we've had in this house!

[renegadetrip]

man i was just thinkin this earlier today!

trying to write a new song and scribble scribble scribble...its all good!

but words? naaaaah dont think so buddy

good to see some-one doin my piss-off talk for me :)

[frehley09]

LMAO FREDRICK!!!!!!!!!

[crocluvers]

We have a samurai sword in our house. Don't ask why but we are not mass murders.

[xrandomcommentsx]

Coolness.

[Rapidpanda1st]

heh, me too, i have a pair of them, one's about 1/2 the size of the other. Still in their origional shieths :)

Probably worth a bit nowadays....

[1994cg]

ahhhahahahhaha

[0tetris0zelda0freak0]

everything you said is true! i just was looking for a pen to write something down and the only one i could find was across the room, away from the computer btw, and only lived long enough to scribble on my hand to test it lol

[Guerrier03]

I like your phone O_o

[kalebbosl]

use a pencil!!lol

[Alxe73191]

lmao! very true

[zenkie11]

sus!

[THEKIDWITHAKNIFE]

this is so fucked up ...and yet so dam awsome

[Tapionluver15]

lol That is true!

[MSClericKing]

I WANT A RANT HAT!!!

[PeaceLoveAndPirates]

dude, thats the coolest phone iv eer seen IN MY LIFE!

That was cool when u put ur hat on your hair went up.. it was reversed.. hah i knew your secret!

sameri, sa-sa-sa-sameri!

[mattlynch25]

Haha finally I've found someone decent to watch on YouTube, any other good comedians like Fred, other than TheFatAussieBastard? (love him too)

[atocombabaya]

fedrick, you suck bankstown boy... thats right i know were u live BANKSTOWN near the airport

[chimichangas916]

frederick's such a legend, and i like his hat (Y)

[thewindsofsong]

go penciles!!

[Blondebarbie101]

"Samurai, Sa-sa-sa-samuraaaiiiiiiiiiii..­."

[chrischicol]

lmfao

[clicksmarter]

Excellent!

[SirLampy]

HAHA, So true, god damn pens!

[TheJohnnyMetal]

dude. comon!!! TELL US YOUR SECRET!!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE THE AWESOME EYES? DUD! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. 5/5

[1PAcouchpotato]

unless its broken

[erla24]

yes, good point, but if you are forced to write some information down from the phone, you can not use a sword. You can try, but it will not even scribble

hmm... someone has to invent a sword-pen. given the choice of Sword, Pen or Sword-pen, I'd go for sword-pen.

[Carean14]

you need a samurai 3000 sword google it you will be amazed i know i was

GO SWORDS!!!!!!!!

[xoSk8terChickixo8]

sexy eyes!!! lol

[Pillowchii]

"Samurai....Sa-sa-sa-samuraaai­iiii..." 

Oh. Fucking. Christ. *subscribed*

[blazinghobo]

awsome eyes how do you do that?

[x3asykillx]

how the fuck did u make ur eyes like that...

[SiliconBong]

I waana know how he did that thing with his hair when he put his hat on; maybe he rubbed his hat on some shag carpet to charge up some static or something...

[detergent1988]

It's called 'rewind'

[SiliconBong]

Bugger. I was hoping he had special hair raising powers.

[rahulpaley2]

HAHAHA. It's true!

[john0022]

What the!!

[Bulldozar1]

lmao this is funny as... never stops making me laugh.. gw lulz

[platinumbeagles]

ur hot

[87tubeyou]

can you make another video? cauz this one is getting old..

[wezz84]

there is another 2 done after this one, i uploaded one last night???

[dimsim5]

OMG pretty sure im in love with this vid!!

hahah i love frederick and his eyes

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

the pen part is so true.,

thanks for the good belly laugh

[fuzzywuzzyluvheart]

it's nine in the afternoon, your eyes are the size of the moon!

[wezz84]

hahaha I heard that song today and thought, this should be my new song

[maemoe97119]

are your eyes really like dat in rl?

[cheesetreemanfornoob]

nice. very funny. good shit.. AUSIE FTW!

[bebuker]

..hahahaha!!! Ur crazie...bt crak up...

[zizmia]

haha that was a pissa