Felipe Dragon

[MonsterMisunderstood]

Man... I didn't get one :(

[ScreamingAri]

My dryer actually is broken...

[mikatheneko]

I'm a virgo. :D

[OneJumpFromEden]

Well, you wouldn't really get the message for Aquarius...unless you're an aquarius.

lol jk, I'm actually an Aquarius, and I'm quite glad he didn't say anything anyway.

We're all mystical and hard to understand as is, why let some blonde brazilian tell us what's up?

[discolemonade719]

Yayy! Off to Wall-Mart I go!!

[arnoldlayne1991]

such a high production value for such a colossal heap of shit.

[xxlightningzxx]

Jail?! fml :( 

[cecemck713]

I'm a Sagittarius. . .so alone!!!!

[maeriapaez]

walter mercado! love it!

[SpiderXxPirate]

Dog from Frasier ftw!!!

[TheBarbaraManatee]

walter mercado? 

[NekoPopsicle]

NO I can't loose to the apple martini again!

[CallHerKlepto]

I didn't have a heart attack, soo...

[squigoo]

I want the stars to fondle my brain...

[hdnorman2002]

I hope they do this more often. Love it!

[Pinkevilducky]

Ok this was weird mine was scorpio and its my 21st birthday..and I will go to the bar...

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

thumbs up if you thought of homestuck.

[blismwithmyblizblop]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!

[PlainandBlue]

mhhmmm that saled bar was delicious...if you know what I mean ;)

[priswang]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE! BEST IDEA E.V.E.R. !!!!

[chalkd2010]

Oh, please. Like a Taurus and Leo would ever get married.

[PincessYue]

my lucky numbers are 1,2,3,4.... and 5!

[oly11oli]

what is the hungarian parliament doing in the background? so random

[SpellLoveBackwards]

Good advice. I'm a virgo. *puts condoms in the trash can*

[SexyLettie]

LOL After all most STDs are treatable.

[TheJaeAesthetic]

ahaha walter mercado parody.

[youkaichick]

...Upside, I find love! Downside, I go to jail. D:

[hellokittyxo20]

well at least my dryer works!

[synchrogirl978]

"And what to wear to home depot." XD

[TheEmoHamster]

What dress? XD

[LiveForFunny]

hahaha, I'm a single leo... what?

[MaliciousYankee]

I did loose to that drink....

[RainbowsNSmile]

@MaliciousYankee "loose"? do you mean, "lose"?

[MaliciousYankee]

@RainbowsNSmile Nope

[RainbowsNSmile]

@MaliciousYankee i think you did mean "lose" but you're embarrassed. it's okay.

[oxxsiinxxo]

why does he remind me of Philip Kirkorov...

[PiroPR69]

google Walter Mercado

[JOSEtheHELPER]

@PiroPR69 I watched him on Telemundo, lol

[LesMisGavrocheRI]

Psh, I don't have a husband!

[DoctorDoom13]

That was bullshit! I'm too young to have a... (HEART ATTACK) Damn you, Light Yagami.

[Left4chewing]

Interesting lol Taurus is represented by the hierophant card which represents guidance but the thing is idk whether it's a reversed or an upright lol. Also I'm a virgo...

[VampirateYuki]

I did buy that dress. Thank you Felipe!

[jakatak1134]

haha virgin-VIRGO

[IMnotDIVAproductions]

it had to be saggitarius.

[swordmagyk]

Huh, so this is the undocumented worker's new job

[sowhat92]

how did he know i was going to a bar?

[carlosdf9112]

what a rip off -__- lol Im a Sagittarius 

[NinjanateNeko]

@carlosdf9112 SO IM I!!!

[6sic666666]

Walter Mercado is as foo as Felipe Dragon -_____-

[HongKongXena]

"Ladies join me, gentlemen COME....... with me."

[ZenCross1]

Better than Miss Cleo!

[Kimmirisk]

He is beautiful.

[cmen7890]

woohoo that dress did come home with meeee!!!

(although it's not from walmart XD)

[Maceidio27]

someone has been seeing univision..... am i right.....ya i am.

[MsLazyllama101]

Hey! I'm a Sagittarius! Why do I get nothing?

[ebenavente54]

Haha Walter Mercado

[vietsaysss]

Any other Aquarius completely furious?

[Demithehunter]

LOL

[maroonmystique]

haha OMGEE Walter Mercando!!! wonderful!

[MrMissMerde]

It said virgin before virgo.

[TheLogicOfMe]

OH CRAP THERE WAS SOOO MUCH LINT IN THERE!

[Laura12378]

FUCK SALAD I'M HAVING ICE CREAM AND STIR FRY, BITCH ME BITCH

[WingScarred605]

this is awesome! just like the creepy dude on the spanish channel!

[neatkitten]

so i'm having a heart attack ? damn......

[GuppyMister]

I WANTED MY FUCKING FORTUNE FUCK YOU

[betacamsx]

je,je,je...Walter Mercado crossover!!

[JaykubWilleums]

Me: Y U NO AQUARIUS YET!?

Felipe Dragon: Aquarius: *Green Magic Sparkly Lights*

Me: ... DX

[lopesmais]

I have to follow the salad path... ?

[Alehhhhhhandro]

uh...salad?

[lamgamboa]

Walter Mercado!!! :)

[MrDiTime]

madam gene anyone?

[ctswright]

this is wonderful....

[haosmark]

Great concept! Should be weekly with better script.

[aj8910]

I'm an Aquarius. I waited that whole time to hear what he had to say about me. And then he said nothing. Figures.

[outlaw0719]

@aj8910 I waited too! LOL, my feelings are hurt = (

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

i dont understand, 12345??

[BakaPai]

Looks like I'm going to jail :)

[dragoona101]

im so confused about aquarius

[M0rg4nz]

I have high cholesterol and am a Capricorn.

Eep. o_o

[SlightlyImprov]

Woot!  Who's going to jail with me?

[AkatsukiLover321]

Aquarius obviously came from Homestuck. POWER OF SCIENCE.

As for my Capricorn, How did he know I have a heart murmur?! :O

[Luigy2111]

hahahahah love capricorn's one haha

[TheSteezyCheese]

hahahahhha

[0Nym0]

I have to say it - your eyes are incredibly fierce.

[Hm00m00]

Aquarius....what the hell was that...?

[bozzioisgod44]

Fuck you. I'll change someone if I want Dx

[116horsesmusiclife]

I'm fine no heart atta.......aldsfjakwerjfieao;j­kiwjefjaeiojfwe911ljk;asfjaskl­dfjakljadNow!

[bluevelvetchair]

He was right about pisces!

[someguitarphreak]

Could you please make this a weekly thing? I suddenly don't know how to make it through a week without Felipe's help!

[itiswhatitis8888]

Aquarius: *sparkle* *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡­. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* *sparkle*

[Chazzi27]

@itiswhatitis8888 I think all of us Aquarius know what he means by that. And if you don't...well you're not a true Aquarius.

[itiswhatitis8888]

@Chazzi27 I just made the comment to be funny, and I am an Aquarius...

I never really "researched" my sign, so I don't know what it means. Sorry, I just don't take horoscopes that seriously, that's why I watched this :)

[Chazzi27]

@itiswhatitis8888 Haha I suppose when I say what I wrote out loud it comes off as a joke, but I forgot tone doesn't translate well to text lol. I should have used the classic Monty Python save with a *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

[itiswhatitis8888]

@Chazzi27 ohhhhh ok, I will not fart in your general direction now XD

[ficheironegro]

I lol'd my ass off to this.

[Howlinatthemoon]

yay my dryer works! what's a lint trap?

[ZAPdontlook]

haha virgo said "virgin", first

[KingKongBrigade]

I was wondering what happened to Walter Mercado!

[duncanroxsox]

wtf, you forgot virgo!! thats me!! >:(

[roryboryalice]

@duncanroxsox virgo's is @ 1:00. I don't wanna spoil it for you.

[956bang]

What to wear to home depo!! Lmfao Walter from Univision!!

[julianavoiers]

@956bang lol, my mom watched that guy all the time

[ec3591]

Pretty decent. :)

[michellex333]

i'd love an appletini

[gypsyroselaura]

I decided not to get the dress

[ColonelDomo]

The guy this is based off of used to be on univision right?

[MizukiiBELIVEit]

ladies join me!

gentlemen ..CUM!..

....with me as we take a journey into your DREAMS~~~~

[fullyflared16]

im going to jail? FUCK

[frade00k]

I was very disappointed with Sagittarius.

[RCDeschene]

*Is an Astrologer*

This was awsome! XD I probably would be imbarrased by my spouse if they were that over-the-top fruity. But then, it's Leo's who are the theatrically flamboyant ones.

[dragonbleed]

Might want to have some kind of joke in your video and not rely on idiotic characters...

[Jackthemeat]

WALTER MERCADO 

[britt4peace]

any other Sagittarius' annoyed that they waited through most of the video only to get nothing? -_-

[kawaii1991]

@britt4peace ... yus TT o TT

[prankstertwins]

@britt4peace F that, I'm a Sagittarius.



[mrschukwa]

@britt4peace>nah...it's just a video...the whole thing was funny foolishness.. ;~)

[lispectorando]

@britt4peace what about Aquarius?

[geneva301]

@britt4peace same with aquarius ahaha damn!!

[TheGinger2194]

@britt4peace or aquarius' 

[Top10TennisNetwork]

@britt4peace Better than Aquarius...

[andrew3347]

@britt4peace and aquarians!!

[Izkapts]

@britt4peace

Serious? Nothing? Then you're Aquarius.

[Iciebleu]

@britt4peace SO MUCH. I wanted to punch the computer so bad.

[VanillaRose16]

This should definitely be a weekly horoscope.

[osmofoot]

I did gain weight in the past few weeks... ;D

[amorninggirl]

...

Anyone else feel like they need an adult?

[gulabZjamal]

looks like u could use some Practical Condolences. *slap*

[thesexbluexeyes]

Oh my god . . . my DRYER DOES WORK!!

[tori41494]

os apparently i'm going to prison ... can't wait

[0jackieonfire0]

Sweet Jesus! I been trying to figure out what was wrong with my dryer for months now!!!

[DailyDoseofVitaminD1]

"virgo" *shows Virgin than changes it to Virgo" XD

[Queenychi179]

I wish I were a Pisces.

[invisiblejellytots]

aqquuaaarriuus D: i went through all of that just for that? ><

[Longknife]

All aboard to prison.

[hellotheresirdude]

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL MY WIFE THAT FOREVER, BUT NOW I CAN

[dklito]

He makes me eat salad. NOOOOEEESSS!!!

[DancingProduce]

i just connected all of this to homestuck. looks like karkat's gonna get that dress he wanted.

[YouGetThreeGuesses]

Oh sweet baby Jesus, do another one. Please.

[dlbert2000]

wow how degrading for that guy

[VictorAndScience]

omg

[thalunizz21]

lmaooo a take on the spanish guy who looks and talks just like this lmaoo

[Jonnyhasheart]

Virgin...VIRGO 

[thefantasticjames]

AQUARIUS WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO



[Eseress]

Your dryer does work, haha. This was pretty good. :D

[cassaroooo]

Good concept. it's just a little long.

[KikiKarma2010]

Wow not my favorite, but good concept

[rekiepimie]

hehe, virgin chances into vergo XD

1:01

[rekiepimie]

:O

[SeasaCleaus]

1st

[danw91]

He doesn't know what I am? what? :(