Cool Cactus

[ThEcReAsEy]

what a prick!

[Kzar5678]

0:02 MEEPS T-SHIRT!!! I MUST HAS!!! WHERE CAN I BUY IT???

[mesner5]

if that was Chuck Norris, the cactus would spontaniously combust at the touch of his hand

[DarkEnergy147]

Meeps?

[fermerwuvu]

ahahaha xDDDDD

[JasonLovesLife]

The Cactus should have had a sombrero and a big mustache.

[JasonLovesLife]

@Robbaz Didn't the vikings find America and then forgot where it was..." Where did we put that continent again?"

[sirshitsalot007]

he tried to give the cactus a high five

[TheAkatsuki357]

@sirshitsalot007 YOUR LYING

[craterblast]

luckily he didn't do a chest bump

[PivotGuardianDZ]

szzzzz

[5secondflims]

@RichardHTT Ah! ofcourse we will! I promise that if we don't have subtitles in our next film, you can unsubscribe to us!

[N3MOCA]

catcus... catcus? ...CAAAAATTTTTUUUUUSSSSS!!!!! hhahaha oh how this reminds me of PLA! lulz ;D goodtimes, goodtimes..

[halfmanhalfmetal]

A cactus with sunglasses is nopal of mine.

[riceater87]

Meeps? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[imthefly]

He caught himself red handed.

[T3AI2S]

what a prick.

[DaOddWickedOne]

AWWW SHIT THAT CACTUS THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET HIM! BUT NOOOOOO NO WAY NO HOW!

[NoHeadsProduction]

Meeps shirt.

[Jakssupernova]

@ 0:01 meeps? on his shirt

[ThatBigJerkLeChuck]

I used to high-five cactuses, then I took a thorn to the hand.

[MercsForHire]

That incredible moment when you find out that Robbaz is the top comment after been a long follower of 5SF.

[fourdragonheads]

Haha...best.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

Hahaha! Fucking gold!

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

I thinks he's..

*Puts on dildo*

Oh shit, I ment to take out these sunglasses instead.

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=kRdlbs--RhA

[0funmaster0]

Meeps?

[tpsherman47]

Awesone

[MisterShitstorm]

I probably watched this 15 times and it was funny every time.

[TurbinationE]

Meeps shirt? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[VAKanako]

@TurbinationE underage.

[BeanRean01]

I don't even get the top comment but I'm gonna thumbs it up anyways because I bet it's actually a pretty clever joke.

[alternatejunk1]

he's right there is no seventh second :O!

[Chaicobo]

there is no 7th second >:(

[Unor1ginal]

6 seconds? i dont have time for this

[Epistinimically]

@Unor1ginal maybe you should find some time to go get some glasses

[BluEngi]

That cactus can be quite a prick.

[Wifo24]

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo­ooo

[spalooch45]

self advertising? I NEED THAT SHIRT!

[iLoveUtubeFights]

Cactus Pun

[Amaroqdricaldari]

I want one, I want one, I want one

No, I want two

[Imi4000]

The hardest way out of mazoism.

[Omeegia]

Why can't people be cool without being a prick?

[ramonsterns]

@Omeegia Why can't people not steal my lines?

[Omeegia]

@ramonsterns I didn't steal it. I actually came up with it, sorry for saying it after you, though.

[JaKeAFC09]

yeeeeah

[rlmguy]

The description is hilarious!

[VossaPeter1]

you cant high five cactie.... this aint MINECRAFT!

[Leatherbehlt]

8 people with dislike bar sized dicks came up with unoriginal comments and...

*goes to Soviet Russia and takes off arrow to the knee shaped sunglasses*

High fived a cactus.

OHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hrr hrr hrr, see what I did there?

[Borohockey28]

@Leatherbehlt Actually, no. I didn't see what you did there.

[Robbaz]

Stupid cactus tried to fool a Viking twice, we never forget.

[cretonplay]

@Robbaz holy shit robbaz listen to 5 seconds film dude you rock

[mann0311]

@Robbaz OMG ROBBAZ <3

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@Robbaz HOLY SHIT! 566 THUMBS UP!

[ThatSpazamataz]

@Robbaz You really are the king of sweden and vikings

[N00Bie92]

i used to be a guitarist like you-

but then i highfived a cactus.

[cheyinza]

That cactus reminds me of the cactus on Pogo.com... The one who does karate chops in Poppit.

[94harris07]

"Now son don't touch that cactus...*shhoop*...you're dead to me"

[Electrikick]

I need to see the prequels!! More high five with Cactus!

[TheSqueezedLemon]

After that, he made out with the cactus O_O

[KingRobbie1000]

Funny shit, watch my Video. Rate and Comment please

[CrucialTutorials]

i lol'd

[EXTORTIONIST323]

refard5? more like retard5

[Dissruptance]

@EXTORTIONIST323

Spread the word to end the word.

[magicaIpineapple]

@EXTORTIONIST323

that was terrible

[KimKilledPacho]

@EXTORTIONIST323 OH SNAP!

[YourCrackRockMother]

i find this disappointing



[Metaloverlord007]

Neato Burrito B]

[cybercobra2]

so many cactus jokes.

[ThePowerfulD]

Meeps?



[elfing100]

Well,its good they dont have a secret handshake...

[ondebonde]

lallll

[Mokooklol]

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[sixsixfive665]

Having a cacti friend can be a real thorn in my side.

[vanychen]

hi 5

[TheOrangeFondler]

Hurting yourself with a cactus is so needles.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@TheOrangeFondler

Ooooooooooooohohohohohohoh.

[Eiffel61]

@TheOrangeFondler a sharp observation

[fanofthesimpsons2]

Man... Thats the coolest cactus i've ever seen!!!

[RealyAwkwardSilence]

Slap my hand!

[TheTelepathicKid]

i love when you guys start a new year.

Always seems like you guys get new inspiration and you start creating some really clever ones again.

Nearing the end of last year it was getting a little too weird.

Should do a few more longer sketches, they were good.

[ATTI0818]

I somehow make a faint smile to see this video.:P

[mdadnan]

Whats funny about this clip?? Its the most friendly cactus I have seen without any SPLINTERS !! :|

[coreyownz]

i used to high five cactus, but then I took an arrow to teh kneez lulz@ i so funny and original ervy1 +1 me so i can go brag to frends that i teh cool guy

[Minsyaaa]

this is genius

[elfing100]

@codmasta was an bad joke for a fast loading vid

[Cschlieder]

Definitely in my top favorites now... ha

[CODMASTA]

ill watch the rest tommorow.

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

OHOHOHO

[NoobiiPower]

This got more Likes than more views...

[0Tanaka0]

Press 6 for awesome face.

[tehc111]

Always count on the 5SF userbase to give you some great comments. No pricks anywhere.

[citrus459]

Dat chuckle.

[Ahksmar]

whatever, I'd still tap that.

[Stormfail]

@TheTman202 youtube view counter has been broken

for a long fucking time.

[KollaDudurin]

i used to use arrow-in-the-knee jokes... but then they went old and boring

[jackerx5]

@KollaDudurin yeah that joke had a life span of two weeks

[SRStrollisSRS]

9 seconds? BLASPHEMY

[Ivelio1]

This is not funny, he is seriously sick. He puts sunglasses on thing and hi-fiving them.

[aldo2k6]

just that owhhh lol

[vassatiny]

9 Seconds?

It is a sign of the end times

[flashmate100]

Why do the actors always wear stupid clothes? Meeps?

[BurglaryoftheSenses]

@flashmate100 Because Meeps is their thing. Seriously. Look it up.

[Kainlarsen]

Cool cactus, bro.

[BurningMarmite]

the weird thing is they are keeping making funny videos after all these years..

[MrsPumpkinPooFace]

control + f to find refard5 :)

[Zeriver]

When i grow up I want to be a Cactus.

[dennygordon1969]

This is the one that comes along every now and then that is just freakin hilarious.

[SuperblyBonkers]

Is it me or the address bar is saying FUAAAAAAAAAA?

[Spartan4521]

I'd like to place a bid on that cactus.

[infrafan]

But is he a chef, and can he play "We Didn't Start The Fire" on a flute?

[Easytoremembermember]

MEEPS?

[KimKilledPacho]

In case anyone's curious, refard5's comment was a shitty arrow-in-the-knee joke about high-fiving cacti. Don't worry about it.

[Entzie]

@KimKilledPacho but i still have to find him to see exactily what he wrote

[mrlevrot]

@KimKilledPacho thank you

[Kadhyaa]

@KimKilledPacho but now I'm worrying about what was the comment that created so much panic that was dissing refard5.. I will never know

[KimKilledPacho]

@Kadhyaa You will know, RIGHT NOW, because I'm going to tell you. The guy dissin' on refard5 said... "No."

That was it, but it was enough.

[CoolKabbage]

And I'm a Cabbage

[ramonsterns]

Why can't someone be cool without being such a prick?

[Pobby1000]

@ramonsterns This is why I love 5sf's audience.

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

@ramonsterns I love you so much, I really do.

[ultimateninjanoob]

@ramonsterns That's what makes them so irresistable

[ripperasylum]

@ramonsterns 0:03 I see what you did there

[svenlivingston777]

best description ever

[ThePidgeottosNest]

that was 6 seconds! now im gonna be late!

[ianwilson1997]

meeps?

[LordLloyd16]

And the hole time the cactus was saying..

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAA­HHHHHH!!"

We just dont hear it.

[yoshinibble123]

I bet he gets all the pussy... but just once.

[ojciecnatoora]

7th second. :)))

[biglolz]

Forever alone level 84

[OriginallyMatthew]

this made me chuckle.

[EelMuyKs]

the cactus still got it!

[vivalamelody]

don't bother searching for refard5's comment...none of it is funny.

[WhenLifeExpires]

@vivalamelody Oh god I should of listened to you.

[1BlueRozez1]

Dont leave him hangin now

[PolSwed]

Youtube can´´t count views nor seconds.

This video was a metaphor for that Youtube is the one that will actually high-five a cactus.

Smart thinking 5Secondfilm, Smart thinking.

[5herko]

The hunt for @refard5 begins..

[Haz3rd]

9 SECONDS?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[Syatek2020]

@Haz3rd its 8, look again u phat cunt

[Haz3rd]

@Syatek2020 Says 9 seconds over here. Nice English by the way.

[CleerAVA]

@Haz3rd The intro and ending is a whole 3 seconds, but the actual video is 5.

SILLY GOOSE

[josephd183]

God, the descriptions are fantastic.

[ColdmirrorFan01]

why did it say 9 seconds on the main page?

[FinalLegacy25]

i wonder where he slapped the catcus

[TimeOfDepression]

Dammn, now i have to seach refard5 -__-

[Dan95]

It would've been funnier is he was a midget

[TheViewer44]

I USED TO TYPE IN CAPS ᵗʰᵉᶰ ᵐʸ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ˢʰʳᵃᶰᵏ

[Tentfire]

thumbs up if ... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!

[elijahvandagrift]

why u look like guy from myth busters XD

[EntrailSaunders]

I used to be cool

THEN I TOOK A CACTUS TO THE KNEE

[FireflyScarlet]

2 people have hi fived a cactus

[01Zipang]

good thing they didn't do the secret handshake

[kenny8689]

Description made this one hahaha

[WIDOWDUDE1]

did youtube just buffer an 8 second video?

[MrVanDaylay]

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[SunnylnScottville]

Description = gold

[syngervice67]

i'm going to fuck everyone in the ass

[Shadow78954]

@syngervice67 do it

[ReaperyU]

@syngervice67 even your ma?

[syngervice67]

@ReaperyU i actually meant every subscriber on this channel, which my ma is not. but you...hehehehehehh

[hex4393]

meeps?

[The1truesushiboy]

Needle ss to say, the puns write themselves, but "prick" has been used already.

*Needless

And that leaves two obvious options left. So should I use bo thorn either?

*both or neither... Damn typos.

[vegemitosis]

That cactus seems like a guy that would go and anally rape you.

[PvtBlackburn]

lol at the IP to this video FUAAAAA

[Xaxaar]

@PvtBlackburn That's how it is every time...

[Haroids]

@PvtBlackburn For me it's /watch?v=K7EfsiUHX1w