How To Make Eggnog

[lancer10ism]

the H looks like the logo of smosh

[Stefandurrr]

Who the fuck invented eggnog, and what was wrong with them? It's delicious, but seriously, who thought to combine these ingredients lol?

[Shotcalm]

i like my eggnog without the eggnog and just rum...

[Fantic1980]

I like my Egg Nog with rum, cognac, brandy AND whisky.

[Stefandurrr]

@Fantic1980 lol

[Nick871203]

i justy made some Eggnog but its Runny :( i dont know exactly why. its all been done and is sitting in the Fridge it has Brandy in it but im a lil worried about the eggs. is it too late to lightly cook it?

[07joewatson]

What the hecks a Jigger?

[tmntawesome11]

so... ground nutmeg is optional???

[JessicaTaylor97]

eww who drinks raw eggs...but i never tasted it so it might actually taste good...is it good?? im scared to try

[gennaxbeauty]

@JessicaTaylor97 The sugar cooks the eggs, and eggnog is heaven in a cup (:

[Chiefkid20]

@gennaxbeauty u inspiring son of a bitch...

[philipmarie1854]

Howcast>Expert vilage.

[Jermz1997]

Ill just stick to buying it on Christmas Eve.

[kachekieran]

its so weird how americans have white eggs

[chocolateSAUZ]

@kachekieran actually, the chickens give the eggs. I'm sure our nationality is not associated with the color of an animals egg. However, the coloring of an egg IS determined by the genetic makeup of a chicken.

Natural, yes... weird... probably not.

[kachekieran]

@chocolateSAUZ i had a relative over from america who said that in america they dyed the eggs white...probably misinformed i dunno still looks wierd to me ha

[shrklvr94]

ive always wanted to make eggnog and just made my first successful batch. thinks howcast.:)

[DaniOcean]

Stop whining, pop a bottle of Jack Daniels in it and drink it like men!

[Unkledeth]

WHISKEY!!!!!!!(x

[chestnut1001000]

To Do List:

1.Spike eggnog with LOTS of whiskey.

2.Make Santa drink and pass out.

3.Take his presents.

[sonicsbabe823]

Wtf is a jigger?

[hally13uk]

@sonicsbabe823 it's tool used in bartending to measure out shots.

[rsanons]

WHISKEY!!!



[xxlushedenxx]

it reminds me of argos advert

[koolkatcutey]

oh thank god, u can cook the eggs. i never tasted it before.

[wvawelcomesyou]

yummy

[ImYoutubing247]

Whats a jigger?

[Sipho44]

@ImYoutubing247 Was also wondering, found this shit on Wiki though hope it helps: "A jigger or measure is a bartending tool used to measure liquor, which is typically then poured into a cocktail shaker. It is named for the unit of liquid it typically measures, 1.5 fluid ounce (~44 ml) jigger or shot."

[iFLIP07]

I NEVER TASTED THIS BEFORE BUT I WANT IT !!!

[SkyBlueNoodles]

@iFLIP07 :OOO You have not lived until you've had Eggnog ><

[JackFrost558]

tell me who who spiked the eggnog it smells like rum in here stell me who who brought the boos to the Christmas party WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG!

like if you know the group who snag this

[youarehay]

@JackFrost558 you should type a little slower and then reread what you typed before you click post.

[UrNoFuN929]

i like how she says cognac lol

[Marrkel21]

Eggnog is my favorite It's too good to share!

[Kagrithh]

HOWCAST <3333

[AMY1213141]

Aw, my mam probably won't let me have raw eggs

[MrScienceCrap]

It keeps saying that i have to download adobe 10 but i just did and it still will not let me watch the vid. HELP! (seen it b4 but need 2 c again)

[zasabiibasaz]

Sherry and eggnogg makes me vomit my dinner

[LaharlD2]

@zasabiibasaz Eggnog makes me vomit period. There is something in it that makes me vomit...so 7. Send it to a friend it doesn't make vomit.

[bubbles02010]

haha the top two comments are against each other

[heyyferr]

It's funny how it was created in the UK but nobody over here in Wales England or Scotland drinks the stuff

[punkthrasher13]

@c3z712 First of all, YOU are the "tard" for wasting your time to tell me something I already knew

[Mineshack]

LOL!! "How to make eggnaagg!

[sean3ooo]

whats with the fucken baby music? 

[Anuinlol]

LETS DRINK SOME EGGNOG YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!

[kaitlynandsydney]

why am i here?! i dont even like eggnog O.O

[melaya4ever]

@kaitlynandsydney i HATE eggnog! i'm just watching it! haha

[alphaking000]

now im afraid of eating eggs i hate you....

[eggybounce]

0:01

[tyree955]

and i still is winking nog night now:D i'm high

[tyree955]

i got hopped up on eggnog one cristmas i jumped out in my boxers and run down the snowy street in nothing but boxers i sister came after me and i ran faster and hop oven my x girl friends fence and beat on her door saying... i want you back i need you then i feel over and started humping the porch and yawned and sucked my thumb and fell asleep my sister found me and drug me all the way ba home then her parent called the 911 for disturbing the peace or something then i got a whiping for nocontrol

[kimmico123]

sooooo this makes timmiys dad an acoholic right

[duffymcduff9128]

@kimmico123 hahahahah yes!

[707Burke]

Really simple actually.

[jibberishteehee2014]

idiots. youre not supossed wash eggs under a tap because that makes the dirt on the shell seep through the pores and into the egg. use a damp cloth.

[ZigZegTv]

Dam.what I would do to have a drink any time a year

[aishacadenza]

I <3 the history facts at the end of all howcast vids :D

[hansantov]

@aishacadenza thats a strange thing to love nigga =\

[mckayinayiah]

I like Egg Nog :D Without any alchohol!! :o

[IamDARKSTAR21]

@mckayinayiah its optional ! :)

[canadiancatgreen]

@mckayinayiah me too it is better that way

[BuySeeChairTen007]

@mckayinayiah Good for you... Good for you.

[96music4eva]

Lol I got here from eatyourkimchi! <3

[briangunn21]

I hate the word "jigger" why cant you just say "shot"

[ThePessaYard]

now i want eggnog but my mom wont let me prepare it and i want it without any alcoholics!

oh man!

[aznridah143]

i eat salmonela for breakfast bitch! dont tell me to wash my eggz!

[RainbowCondoms10]

now i want eggnog ;]

[negima50001]

how do you make a eggless eggnog

[FunkyDiscoFrog]

@negima50001 Egg substitute, u can get it at HYVEE or manyn more places

[DaniOcean]

@negima50001 buy a carton at the store, they make them without eggs. If you wan't to do it your self, use cornstarch and cream. The flavor, however, won't be the same.

[DaniOcean]

@negima50001 nice sarcasm by the way :)

[BlackScorpio1990]

Why do I need to wash the egg shell? I'm not going to eat the fucking outside.

[panthakurai]

@BlackScorpio1990 eggs come out a chickens ass. Wait! that means when we touch eggs we have microscopic remnants of (lol) 'chickenshit' on our hands eww, dont know about you but I WILL be washing my eggs ALL the time now >_<

[bluewisdomtriforce]

but what if I don't like eggnog?...

[xSuLFaTEx]

@bluewisdomtriforce make it and give it to santa

[hansantov]

@xSuLFaTEx ill give it to ur mom

[publicatdamagnificen]

Crackers don't go with eggnog...They'd rather drink Jack Daniels.



[nigahigafan232]

@publicatdamagnificen EPICMEALTIME STYLE ;)

[heyyferr]

If it was originated from the uk how come its not popular over here never in my 15 years of living have i tried some eggnog

[glideordie]

@crissfreak271 Agreed. I don't drink.

[lolflap]

@crissfreak271 They drink it for the buzz.The relaxation,you know,the mindless high you get from that.

[misswakeboarder1]

Crissfreak271 ikr! Its so bad for people and it tastes yuck ! Easy way to never get addicted? Never try it ;D

[screwriod]

get a raw egg and a milk

[PyrimidKingJindai]

I made an egg nog with 700ml of brandy, and i was wasted after a few glasses 

[avm15101990]

jigger=45ml peg

[209ginger]

jigger is now my new word :)))

[WeedBurito]

@crissfreak271 dont knock it till ya try it :p

[cbizkit23]

wtf is a jigger? I think one stole my wallet once...

[glideordie]

@cbizkit23 Cracker.

[cbizkit23]

@glideordie crackers dont go with eggnog

[HanoverianLove1]

@cbizkit23 lol

[masterbadjojo]

i wish i can drink a cup of eggnog  xD

[ilovethemall5]

why would you do all of this if you can just go walmart and buy it for 2.99 ?

[thelettertsix]

dont call me a jigger you cracker !!

[HanoverianLove1]

@thelettertsix  hahahaa

[ArtisticwithaK]

I tried this recipe... long story short I ended up in the hospital without genitals.

Don't do it, kids.

[bettyboop5162]

did u know they made a video on howcast not to drink this its called how to avoid salmenela

[uhohwhoops]

eww its really made with eggs?

[Blueball0120]

@uhohwhoops Yes. Why do you think its called EGG nog?

[LERAH911]

@uhohwhoops so whats your problem???whats wrong with that, you can still eat eggs. jeasus

[uhohwhoops]

@LERAH911 SHUT UP..was that really worth typing?

[lmao27100]

stfu i been drinking that since like 11 or 13 xD

[cheatcoadmaster2000]

yea tea yea now i can have it all the time

[ZzIiGg10]

Thats whats santa is doing all year

[punkthrasher13]

bitch i didnt ask for a history lesson -__-

[rockytwo09]

@punkthrasher13 yo ignance haz hurt my mind. I had no choice but to dwnvote for the I.Q. I lse thinking abt igance in pplz liek U.

[rocketstar03]

@punkthrasher13 lol thats funny

[xXfUCKFAGGOTsXx]

@punkthrasher13 a history lesson? it was one fact.

[punkthrasher13]

@xXfUCKFAGGOTsXx your name explains everything... it was a joke

[xXfUCKFAGGOTsXx]

@punkthrasher13 huh? lol

[lemurfan123]

@xXfUCKFAGGOTsXx I think pinktherasher13 is trying to offend you. Nice username by the way.

[Darkrose40]

I didnt even know what eggnog was until now lol

[Kaiifyq8y]

i would like to have a jigger of EGGFUCK HAHAHAHAHA

[Rolanxcore]

wtf is a jigger? LOL

[Arts0Music0Anime]

@Rolanxcore jigger = shot

[CCTXGABE]

hell yeah finally i can drink one of my favorite/favourite drinks year round never having to wait for holidays. hell yeah howcast you are the man... or you may be female so you are the woman ..unless its the rare case of he-she....O_O but anyways thanks no matter what.

[cicada300]

@CCTXGABE

did it taste good?

[CCTXGABE]

@cicada300 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S!!!!! it was awesome. one of my favorite/favourite drinks finally being able to consumed year round when i feel like it. pluss me and a friend spiked it. XD she passed out because she couldnt stop drinking it because it was delicious.

[37061068907]

egg bog is chickens semen .. :(

[maivu1998]

HAhaha I'm never drinking this because og the fine bros -__________-

[PhantomElmo]

this is bullshit gd wyte people

[ElDuderino909]

@PhantomElmo You made no sense what so ever.

[mupsoftaren]

man this is so gay

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

eggs are for breakfast with bacon. Any other use of eggs is from the devil.

[TheMercwithaMouthRAS]

@DuhEnlightenedOne no it's not!

how is that so?

[bmxismylife123]

if I want alcoholic eggnog can I just add all alcoholic drinks ?

[melculrapid]

mmm...alcohol 

[emilybebes]

Do you have to add the whisky ?

[LegoFTW9]

add a nigger

[Ichliebegermany]

a jigger? use the whole bottle like a man

[kibrorgat]

@Ichliebegermany USE 2 BOTTLES LIKE A BEAR

[Ichliebegermany]

@kibrorgat infact fuck the eggnog and just stick to booze

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

@Ichliebegermany FUCK YEA!

[ericiscoolify]

5 minutes ago i was watching worlds most poisonous spiders....lol

[111leo001]

1.21 jiggerwatts!?

[Mjollnirful]

LOL JUST ADD A JIGGER OF LIQUOR ROFLMAO!

[CraftyGamesTV]

ok beth, thanks. :D

[dottiepop50]

im a child! dang it! :(

[HamsterClawz]

@dottiepop50 fuck that! dont listen! i drink it before when i was a little girl

[dottiepop50]

@HamsterClawz my point exactly!

[HamsterClawz]

@dottiepop50 soo... XD go make it!!!

[0sioopeep]

Step One : Get some money.

Step Two : Go to a local supermarket.

Step Three : Buy some Eggnog.

Step Four : Drink.

[kermitfry1]

@0sioopeep But that eggnog sucks.

[Isobel31Swan]

@0sioopeep You can't buy Egg Nog in Britain so these demo videos are useful.

[chrisgrechhamster]

@0sioopeep

i have trouble with step 1 :P

[CraftyGamesTV]

thankyou all of you for telling me, but im not sure if any UK stores sell egg nog ?

Does anyone know ???

[foveacon]

@CraftyGamesTV Basically, it taste like really creamy vanilla custard but in a liquid state. I have no idea where you can buy it in England, sorry.

[bethanysiir]

@CraftyGamesTV starbucks does it 

[CraftyGamesTV]

im english , and ive never tried egg nog... what does it taste like ???

[hishz9]

@CraftyGamesTV its sweet and creamy. if you dont mix well , you'll get that disgusting raw egg taste. Yuck!

[SuperNinjetteCheese]

@CraftyGamesTV You can't really taste the egg,

It's sweet and creamy.

It's alright, in my opinion.

[SittingPrettyx10]

@CraftyGamesTV since its your first time trying it you might want to buy it from a store :) and then go home and make it (if you want)

[rockinchick2119]

eww gross ><

[NathanielDimalanta]

WTF!!! JIGGERS BUGS Scary me

[hmfrx]

ohh eggnog is a drink.... english people like myself don't have that

[mrhsfm]

is nutmeg optional

[roguekid431221]

@mrhsfm yes it is optional

[foveacon]

@mrhsfm Yes, but it is recommended.

[fatlizzard19]

How to make egg nog: you will need 6 eggs or 1 1/2 cups of egg substitute 1 c.sugar 1/2 tsp. salt 1 quart of milk,half-and-half,or heavy cream 1/2 tbs. vanilla extract ground nutmeg Optinal: 1 can fat-free evaporated milk 3 c. skim milk Rum, cognac, brandy or whiskey empty bucket or mop

[krissy1314]

tured out wonderfull!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT!

[dproblem3]

@Italian97Girl no fuck you dude

[jaydis98]

@dproblem3 italian97girl is not a dude,dude!! shes a italian girl

[pfennyblack]

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[nicksantana93]

fucking advertisements !

[MessyGoo]

Santa has a shoe fetish according to Shoe Locker :O

[hamsterboy13]

WTF Dutch ''Advocaat'' is waaaaaay better

[dproblem3]

i dont spell the right way. us black and mexcian do shit like that. SO DEAL WITH IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT MY COMMENT BOX BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[RosemondP]

pmsl @ Jigger!

[Samiesmiles9]

alchoholic egg nog -dies laughing-

i feel drunk

[PURPS4ever]

Just made some... and it's not so bad

[Gypsyjonasfan1]

i m 12 and i drink eggnog is that ok i bein drinking it *_*

[SirenoftheVoid]

@Gypsyjonasfan1 just drink alcohol-free eggnog then.it's that easy