How To Get Laid

[keepout7]

I love how for girls it just says "get laid!" and for guys it describes how to get laid.

[Georgeqaws]

@keepout7 That is because it is much easier for a girl to get laid....

[pedobear123]

I thought consent was optional

[WalelaComics]

@pedobear123 I laughed my fuckin ass off when I read your comment! XD

[rammsteinTOtheMAX]

this was one of the stupidest videos, but funny

[TheHollyking]

omg so many virgins (795,700)sex isnt that big of a deal just be yourself and one of 2 bilion girls will like that and probably fuc* your brains out

[livelobster123]

This is why I love Howcast.

[Angiielovesn141]

Where does one get genitals?

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@Angiielovesn141 best. comment. ever.

[AfroBenevolence]

This must be a big sarcasm

[shadyboy969]

step 1... have a wallet .... done

[TeeHeeItsKat]

Yeah, if a guy were to say any of that stuff to me, I'd kick him in the balls.

[MrKiller12385]

hang on my genitals aren't working

[xxxruzzelxxx]

am gay but doesnt get laid :(

[SkyLightCX]

0_0 i thought the title said how to get milk

[jeff45x]

Crap missing my genitals :/

[internetgirl100]

That was quick sex..not even a second he was in there.

[nyllet96]

lol

[MrOliverHartmann]

hahaha this video is like sims!!!

[danone1231]

Step 1. Get $250-500

Step 2. Go to the ghetto

Step 3. Find a ho

Step 4. Get a motel room

Step 5. Die of aids :D

[TheHollyking]

@danone1231 step5;optional use a condom and live

[pedobear123]

@danone1231 actually for 500 dollars you can get a high end escort without the superaids

[MindlessKitten]

That heart was rather deformed.

[AlimeProductions]

Haha, this sounds like a joke! I was laughing my ass of the whole time.

[OoMakeupForeveroO]

Dammit i thought this was gonna be about chickens :/

[Fishstixs11]

Quagmire has watched this 2000000000000000000000000 times

[pickledtochus]

7 Billion people? Too many. Lots of people are settling for partners they don't want, and then making unwanted children.

[Candyapplegurl555]

but what if u r.... FOREVER ALONE?

[SnappyPenguins]

How to Get Laid... You will need: Genitals

SHIT

[ownedzaros]

Women...

Y U SO DIFFICULT?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[246sam1]

...But what about bi ppl?

[246sam1]

I have a better idea.

Roofies.

[cphomevideos122]

How to get laid

1.ask a question to the women

2.tell her...

3.have u ever got laid she responds.no...

4. Well get ready to get laid!!!

[modernops101]

@slingtard TEACH ME

[heddaTV1]

hey! this is total bs! im a woman and i never get laid!

Forever Alone...

[SmartStudent93]

2:01 nice ass up there

[joneyoutub]

repeat

[jackboothexplodes]

Step 1: If you're a female, Get laid.

Step 2: If you're a homosexual, Get laid.

Step 3: If you're a heterosexual, Get laid.

[sovietweapons]

"How To Get Laid"

Get a fingerbox!!!!!!! Hasn't /b/ taught you anything???

[lostnightfilms]

consent right

[runescapetuneman32]

that was fast!

[slayer300012]

Or you can get a girl really drunk amd take advantage and youll have a good night trust meh ;)

[411Leka]

or you could just get a slut lol

[riddick0846]

Sweet. Only had to go to step 2 :D

[hammerfallsokk]

@riddick0846 ME TO!  XD

[UnexpectedWonder]

This is dumb. Yeah, real Life doesn't work like this joke.

[GirateKidd]

LOL is this a joke??

[UCMGTWOClan]

@GirateKidd yes its fake how i got here idk

[BoggleDongMongerFlog]

So what your sayin is that I need to turn gay or have a sex change... gotcha

[EthanBr9]

HOW TO GET LAID:

You will need:

A functioning pair of genitals

And Consent

Optional:

Consent

[firelovers666]

consent needed? i think not!

[player5226]

id rather play battlefield 

[slingtard]

i suck my own cock

[noob123noobnoob]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Uzamaki312]

optional should be beer

[mcnamarad48]

Optional: Consent

[NxmbPxwer]

Where can i buy a penis?

[dimebaghudson]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hold 8

[SpeedLPs121]

what does laid mean?

[MultiSheeper]

So it's easier to get laid if your gay and Woman.....

[zpgJiggleBilly]

@MultiSheeper Of course, gay men are very open sexually, women can find just about any man anywhere to fuck them. However, straight men have to deal with women who use sex as weapons or leverage, they have the game all figured out, they all know how to be prostitutes.

[psx2514]

@zpgJiggleBilly Gay men and straight men think pretty much alike when it comes to sex. Both want the shortest distance between two points. I don't even get why gay men bother going out on dates. Yes, there are gay men who are basically chicks with penises who treat sex like women do, but generally, gay men and straight men think the same way when it comes to sex. The only difference is that gay men like having sex with other men while straight men like having sex with women.

[MrBunnyslaya037]

What is this "MILF"?

[gin0ichimaru0tama]

@MrBunnyslaya037 mom id like to fuck = milf

[IffyHunter]

Bizarre fact for you: during the fertile stage, women produce pheromones, making men extra attracted to them. Also, the normally horrible man smell suddenly becomes extremely attractive. So, being smelly could get you laid.

[comicraider]

Functioning genitals...damn.

[Kira13865]

wtf..so the whole thing was...find a bitch and fuck her!!!?????

[uhmuhmLaps]

step 8 , step 8 step 8 step 8 step 8 step 8 step 8 step 8 step 8

[LeatherfaceKC]

it's true gay men and women can get it easy. Straight men have it hard. No joke when I say hard. lol this comment. get laid

[nateasselin]

L0L

[xgreenmoon500x]

Weeks, Months, Years? Fuck all that I'll take the chances of catching guanaria and fuck a stripper.

[LooksLegitBro]

consent you say?

working pair of genitals you say?

[elvenyola]

i wish i was gay or a woman its so easy for them

[RDR2011]

Thumps up if you thought the guy on the right was the homosexual...

[Daftwizz]

Body movement and gestures

[frostedhead]

Make money, and buy whore.

[nightgamer36O]

step #1 if you are female open your legs. LOL.

[undercovertriforce]

Optional: consent 

[JonathanASk8s]

But where can i buy these "Genitals?"

[thetungwakou]

@JonathanASk8s where can I buy this "consent"?

[VAPOURIZE100]

@JonathanASk8s lmfao i like how likes say 69 ;) LOL

[ZackGlass213]

i wouldve said consent is optional aswell.....

[TheBSSProductions]

If your a female get laid

[joedawg112]

how did i get here?

[jenna756]

xD i watched this for funny comments

[TheMasterDiasaster]

I have a penis come and get it

[TheWerton1]

Tags hurt my fukin feelings

[tashtan1]

damn the girls are welcome in my bed I will treat them fairly good!

[hot6235]

has this guy ever heard of going to the bar? he could get a one night stand, what he's doing is making the woman fall for him, when all he wants is sex, that's horrible!

men, if you take a woman out, make her fall for you, f*** her, then dunp her, you are hurting another person very deeply. just go to the bar, pick up a woman, and f***.

if a woman made you fall for her, then she f***ed you then dumped you, you would be very emotionally hurt.

[RTJPodcast]

1677 people will always be virgins.

[b45100]

retarded

[BlackoutCH53]

get LAID

[ashleymassarrorulz1]

1:13 that is some occupation

[SweetNightmares100]

@inoviamaster GREAT, THX FOR TIPS!

[SuperGunner36]

a pair of functioning  genitals????

[gullig85]

this is funny! and so true!

[Salien1999]

I like how most of the steps are get laid.

[shikaz100]

I find it funny how this isn't very popular in Mexico

[marth0105]

y was this in my recommended box?

[MultiNerfmaster]

real step 8 listen to i just had sex by akon

[DERFVEDA]

optional: consent.

...jk

[myfatassdick]

genitals....shit

[ChewingGum28]

reminds me on how i met your mother :D

[kgt2go]

How do u you get laid by a MILF?

[inoviamaster]

step 9. go to a party. find a chick/dude thats dancing. dance in a way that will attract her/him like grinding. (if you cant dance, proceed to step 10.)

step 10. if you cant dance. learn to.

step 11. dance sexually. after that. get to know whoever breafly.

step 12. GET LAID

[Athils]

What am I supposed to do if I'm MtF?

Die alone, I guess.

[MicroDaylight]

Who is the girl in red in this video and where do I know her from??

[xXShadowAssasinXx]

Optional: Consent

[theAwsomeAwsome666]

wasn't there a video from them on how to lose your virginity? pretty similar

[greenpie891]

female 13-17 <------ the fuck?

male 18-24

male 45-54

[ThePaulo2468]

@greenpie891 its more common than you might think

[RuneFinity44]

@greenpie891

How do you check?

[CHECHEloveful]

@RuneFinity44 where the views are on the right side there is a button thats right above the dislike / like bar and click on it

[greenpie891]

@RuneFinity44 click on the thing next to the vewcounter when u scrool over the it it will say "show video statistics"

[DRxRICHTOFENx21]

This is bullshit

[evilchooken]

lol

[SuperMediashare]

I was trying to get laid too, I found a site on google.

getlaid2nite. info

It taught me the BEST way to get laid! ;)

[darkdevil905]

its funny becouse its true !

[2ninjas1blade]

Who says you need consent?

[runescapeglicthes]

@DarkForm31 heterosexual means you want to have sex with your friends bitches.

[DarkForm31]

what does hetrosexual mean?

[poohinpooh]

@DarkForm31 it means to be straight, to like to have sex with the opposite gender.

[97Luis97]

@DarkForm31 it means men like pussy and women like dick

[azndarkchild]

Is Howcast trolling? o_O

[Sutherfeild]

they got this so wrong

you will need genitals, standards

Optional consent

well thats how i do it

[comedygirlfan]

2:32 back to square 1

[TheNightsMoon]

Why didn't she come out? Wtf did he do to her? O.o

[limoniha]

optional: standards.... uhm... wtf. NO. NOT optional!!! lol

[TheMathjes]

step 9 PLAY PLAYSTATION 3

[Mojustinlove]

Step 9 fuck er

[Shinobiriz]

STEP 9 Change GirL!

[TheEshayzz]

how to get laid.

1. have atleast $100

2. go to a prostitute and whoalla you just got laid

[5tonyvvvv]

@TheEshayzz LOL.. so true! straight men have to wait and wait, and spend lots of money! Its because women today are stuck up,materialistic picky cunts!!

[ExperimentalDude]

this video is fake, who says you need "consent" to get laid >.<

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

"Optional: Standards"

You have no idea how hard i laughed at that.

[Spike5war]

2:46 lol

[ValdasRBK]

Men's life is hard, it fucking sucks when man is the one who has to do all the hard work or work for what females can just get in a blink of an eye. and i hate when females say "ITS NOT LIKE THAT, IT IS EASYER FOR MEN TO GET SEX, NOT THE WOMEN!!! >>>:CCC /slap in the face " without having any arguments except one "Because it is". i feel so thankful for ancient civilizations which were 1st to make Man a leader. cause if a women ruled everything, world would be exploded long time ago.

[VuileTeef]

236 heterosexual dudes disliked this video.

[Supervideo1491]

What if you're a lesbian?

[JamesBuffett100]

@Supervideo1491 Then you're a woman. Get laid.

[JamesBuffett100]

@Supervideo1491 Then you're a woman. Get laid.

[PTS928]

for hetro man its not getting laid its just regural sex with ur new gf or wife is this what this video is tellling all hetro guys

[bddblade]

How to get laid and get an awesome std!

[Kdog334455]

This is crap

[fruitman89]

step 1 get 50 bucks, step to find a hooker

[lukelikesturtles]

concent? challange accepted!

[uuful1]

woman get laid

gay guy get laid

hetro guy what 2 years get laid

WTF

[Robinbobby12]

Sounds like a normal day for Barney Stinson ;)!

[dontbehaitin]

pm4lessons

[PachydermSouthbound]

step 1,get a gun

[abel09011]

this bullshit, i got laid when i was 9:)

[Dimab16]

im homosexual ;)

[AnimaniaKable]

lmao i was textin when this vid started playing and all i heard was "consent...Optional" lmao

[dbatmustangs]

Howcast isn't even that helpfull

[eSeGUER0]

120 times a day fuck no

[nssd70m2]

The girl in the red is hot. Just fyi...

[varun009]

fuck this im going to the bar...

[iTzSugaBTCH]

Damn, Howcast thinks of everything. xD

[halfbloodboi]

this takes to long.

[XyGjr]

I found a typo...

Optional:  Consent

[SARMA1956]

your video are well done and you deserve more attention i subscribe and i wait for more!

[CrispySkateboarding]

If you don't want to wait to have sex, proceed to step seven:

Step Seven: Hire a prostitute, Get Laid!

[kevengohan11]

the F*** does this show You?

[vildbasse97]

1:04 - 1:20 Like taken from The Sims

[TICKtock9625]

If you are a woman.. GET LAID

If you are a homosexual man.. GET LAID

If you are a hetrosexual man.. IT MAY TAKE WEEKS, MONTHS, OR EVEN YEARS?!

wtf man?!?!

[6MrLonley9]

@TICKtock9625 So homos FTW?

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@6MrLonley9 no wonder ur nae is mr lonely...you didn't understand the joke... .-.

[5tonyvvvv]

@TICKtock9625 Yep so true straight men have to wait and wait, and spend lots of money! Its because women today are stuck up,materialistic picky cunts!!

[TheJonathanTyler]

@TICKtock9625 because women can yell WHO WANTS SEX?! and do u really think some guy will say no? do u? homosexuals... i dont know what the fuck is wrong with them but they apparrently get laid easily too