My name is Citrullus lanatus. Commander of the melon armies. Loyal servant of the true emperor Cucumis Melo. Father to a murdered son, Husband to a murdered wife... and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
If i were the girl who just got hit in the fucking face with a watermelon and high volocity and that lady told me "You have to finish" I'd tell her to go fuck herself and she'll here from my lawyer in the morning
Uh... huh. Usually they call EMTs out for something like that. Check for concussion and whatnot, make sure she's not at risk of durther damage from such a hard blow. Bad call.
What a waste of water melons. I mean, there are 3'000 children which die each hour from starvation and then there are people who waste good food. Great society, just great! Man, how I love this world.
@burt2800 what do you expect us to do, ship a million watermellons to africa an sit back and watch if flourish? children dieing of starvation has very little to do with a world shortage of food/wastage of food. i know it sounds strange, but it really has very little to do with food at all. its to do with overpopulation, land mismanagement in certain areas, food aid policy, war, droughts, unemployment, exploitation, racism and so on. yea. this video is funny. just accept it.
they bought those watermelons so stfu man. if these kids were so hungry then why didnt they buy them? its always about these kids that are dying. really, if they didnt wanna die they would do something about it. way to ruin a good clip with your faggoty remarks. why arent you buying watermelons for these kids instead of complaining about it? did you ever stop and think that maybe those watermelons were grown just for that purpose to begin with? god, some people...
@SuperEvilmonkeyz Man you must be a bit slow in the head. The starving children of the world aren't starving by choice. They don't just have money sitting around that they could be spending on food. You're either a bad troll or just dumb as hell.
they bought those watermelons so stfu man. if these kids were so hungry then why didnt they buy them? its always about these kids that are dying. really, if they didnt wanna die they would do something about it. way to ruin a good clip with your faggoty remarks. why arent you buying watermelons for these kids instead of complaining about it? did you ever stop and think that maybe those watermelons were grown just for that purpose to begin with? god, some people...
IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!
envyVIPER 10 hours ago
lol
harrybambrough 4 weeks ago
that was awsome. thats what you get for wasting food bitch
NastyNikes 1 month ago
Pow, right in the kisser.
nickster181 2 months ago
My name is Citrullus lanatus. Commander of the melon armies. Loyal servant of the true emperor Cucumis Melo. Father to a murdered son, Husband to a murdered wife... and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
*FACE*
BrainDecrease 4 months ago
@BrainDecrease Last part was from Gladiator from Heroes of Newerth, right? :P
iPukeable 2 months ago
THIS LOOKS SO PAINFULL
Xtremeglee 4 months ago
RIIIGGHTT IN THE KISSER
mexichicana 6 months ago
YOUR FACE! GODAMMIT!
MySe7ven 6 months ago
im sorry but from 0:32 to 0:37 the watermelon sounds like a freakn tauren from world of warcraft i swear just listen closely lol
orielmano 6 months ago
3 people got hit by a watermelon
juliiouus96 7 months ago
Right In The Kisser Hahahahah
juliiouus96 7 months ago
i started laughing when the other girl didnt care :D lmaooo we need to finish. i can't even see straight.
RAINintoTEARS 7 months ago
But the watermelon fucking exploded on her face LMFAO dyingg.
rebeccam2 7 months ago
What can I say. She got a taste of her own medicine.
metallimanlt 7 months ago
If i were the girl who just got hit in the fucking face with a watermelon and high volocity and that lady told me "You have to finish" I'd tell her to go fuck herself and she'll here from my lawyer in the morning
FunCrazyLoveCandy 7 months ago
@FunCrazyLoveCandy you cant sue someone for something like that. this is what is wrong with modern society.
boethiah12 4 months ago
That's one way to eat a watermelon.
moose4computers 7 months ago
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
SidB8 8 months ago
Uh... huh. Usually they call EMTs out for something like that. Check for concussion and whatnot, make sure she's not at risk of durther damage from such a hard blow. Bad call.
pyr0static 9 months ago
O well she still cute...At least it wasnt a bowling ball
3086gsxr 9 months ago
"u have to finish!" "what? I cant even see straight!" *epic-face* lolz
MrPodgyman 9 months ago
Lol well Brooke Did say to put it "right in the kisser" sooo..
pistachio180 9 months ago
ooouch
theblacksorrow 9 months ago
Is the melon alright??
FreshKacka 9 months ago
sagt die am anfang long and hard ? :D
MrFalschverkabelt 10 months ago
One person was a watermelon.
musclecricket 11 months ago
She seems amused @ 0:53
Mendelew2 11 months ago
right in the kisser!
12319gp 11 months ago
Its fake if u took a watermelon too da head dat fast u wud die or be retarted
the4bros1 11 months ago
@the4bros1 probably one of the most funniest things i read in my life LOL
CaKe4L1fe 11 months ago
@the4bros1 did that happen to you or something?
boethiah12 4 months ago
@CHW951 Good one XD
burt2800 1 year ago
What a waste of water melons. I mean, there are 3'000 children which die each hour from starvation and then there are people who waste good food. Great society, just great! Man, how I love this world.
It's still pretty funny, though ^^
burt2800 1 year ago 14
@burt2800 what do you expect us to do, ship a million watermellons to africa an sit back and watch if flourish? children dieing of starvation has very little to do with a world shortage of food/wastage of food. i know it sounds strange, but it really has very little to do with food at all. its to do with overpopulation, land mismanagement in certain areas, food aid policy, war, droughts, unemployment, exploitation, racism and so on. yea. this video is funny. just accept it.
squeekme 1 year ago
@burt2800
they bought those watermelons so stfu man. if these kids were so hungry then why didnt they buy them? its always about these kids that are dying. really, if they didnt wanna die they would do something about it. way to ruin a good clip with your faggoty remarks. why arent you buying watermelons for these kids instead of complaining about it? did you ever stop and think that maybe those watermelons were grown just for that purpose to begin with? god, some people...
SuperEvilmonkeyz 9 months ago
@SuperEvilmonkeyz Man you must be a bit slow in the head. The starving children of the world aren't starving by choice. They don't just have money sitting around that they could be spending on food. You're either a bad troll or just dumb as hell.
IGotABieberFever 9 months ago
@burt2800
they bought those watermelons so stfu man. if these kids were so hungry then why didnt they buy them? its always about these kids that are dying. really, if they didnt wanna die they would do something about it. way to ruin a good clip with your faggoty remarks. why arent you buying watermelons for these kids instead of complaining about it? did you ever stop and think that maybe those watermelons were grown just for that purpose to begin with? god, some people...
SuperEvilmonkeyz 9 months ago
bind "mouse1" "+headshot"
ichundeanner 1 year ago
" I can;t even see straight" :D
LOLIP1994 1 year ago
failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll epic faliuerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr epic
codyloveniki 1 year ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
VirnoInferno999 1 year ago
Aim - Fail
Aim - Fail
Aim - BOOM HEADSHOT
NooBCaNBEFuN 1 year ago 2
Looked like her head exploded
AmbassadourOfChunk 1 year ago 2
Lmao
xBigGreg92x 1 year ago
ha nice
Stashmang 1 year ago 2