oy fuck up, no one in australia has ever heard of the NZSAS and im 15 so dont call me 12, anyway we have 53 ships n our navy, u have like 6, we have 257 aircraft in our airforce u have just under 50, we have 45 000 soldiers and 60 M1 Abrams tanks,u have almost 6500 soldiers and no tanks, so fuck up we would deck you in a war and any other Oceanic neighbour like fiji, tonga, samoa and pupau new guinea that comes to help so fuck up before we rock up.
@adflwf Settle down............ Compare population differences for a start,then compare the amount of revenue each government earns PA and thats the reason why NZ has a defence force the size it is.
Theres no need to go off like a nutcase geeeze its JUST A JOKE
@adflwf o no, not a 15 year old... hahaha, mate u wnt to hit nz thts a joke u cant even hit puberty, so stop making a fuss nz and aussie are brothers in arms,by the way the nzsas makes up for its low numbers by arming individual soliders with better equipment, the standard primary wepon for us is the steyr AUG or for idiots like urself who know nothing about armed forces in real life, the bulpup, nzsas are one of the best equiped forces in the world. no offense to aussie awesome place
you try an invade new Zealand every other country's army will destroy australia...and oh wait well just have to send in our nzsas to destroy you sasr...
@SuperJukebox1 dude, you're taking this a bit too seriously, its a joke, Aussies love kiwis. In australia if you like someone as a friend, you take the piss out of them. Thats what this is....and I wouldnt be counting on American to help NZ you anti-ANZUS bastards.
Our invasion of Australia has already begun!!! Have you not noticed all the water? . "Hope the floods recede quickly, looks bad from our side of the ditch."
@PresidentZod .I thought it was a heartfelt comment to our Aussie mates. A little ribbing along the same lines as the video, followed by a sincere wish for the floods to recede and a comment of the horror from our side. I notice nothing in return but threats and name calling. Lost your Funny bone?
@warp65 Nearly fifty Australians died and tens of thousands of people lost their homes, posessions and livelihoods in a national tragedy you were refering to with a "little ribbing".
I was just doing a "little ribbing" back across the Tasman.
Maybe YOU'RE the one who has lost their sense of humour?
@PresidentZod well lets leave it at that then before it turns into another you tube tit for tat. I'm sure your an upstanding Proud Aussie as I am a kiwi and maybe our humour Didn't quite click with each other .
@warp65 I guess we all should be more circumspect when dealing with such a tragedy.
Good luck with the earthquake recovery. I don't mind admitting I teared up a few times watching Kiwis on the news discussing the loss of their loved ones, homes and businesses.
Everytime I watch this video I crack up. I'm a kiwi and still live in NZ and this ad is brilliant, good one aussies..only thing I didn't like was 100% ours.. NEVER gonna happen bro haha
These are hilarious, thankfully the Kiwis can take a joke. We would not have anyone near us to play cricket with if we invaded, so it will never really happen.
I think that Australia would need a cunning plan to conquer New Zealand. We would have to maximise our chances of victory by using the element of surprise to quickly overpower the Kiwi's standing army.
@Shakesdicke Then we would move to subterfuge and guerrilla tactics,raids and amalgamate all Land Forces into a single Unit.The casualties would be enormous and costly for the Australians,as well as we would Muster maybe 50,000 Civilians into Arms and slowly push all your Armored and Infantry Assets into the Water.
@fixdeluxe1 I can see that you have a Kraut's sense of humour, an American understanding of irony, a Maori grasp of grammar and a typical Kiwi cheep on your shoulder about Australia (the small island syndrome).
And goddamn Stop putting Every other Word in capital Letters. It makes You look Really fucking Stupid.
@fixdeluxe1 That's better. However, you used "your" instead of "you're". You should have placed a full stop after "YouTube user" and not had "I am amazed" as a run on sentence. Your second last sentence needed the adverb "then" instead of a comma between "that" and "stop". Also, you need to put a space after sentences and punctuation marks.
I'll give you points for trying hard, however. You come across like one of those rare Maori who only walks on his kunuckles when his lower back get tired.
@Shakesdicke Are you some kind of Racist,because Maori's are some of the hardest workers out there.Much more so than any try-hard australian.Your nothing but a bunch of convicts and racists
@fixdeluxe1 and you a bunch of sheep shaging (jumbuck fucking) wannaby stoners. and the U.N. probably doesnt know what new zealand is or where it is and if they did they wouldnt care. most americans dont know where it is and if they do they think its part of australia. accept it man you live in a shit country and you kiwi dollar is useless.
@MrShrimpies Wow,I wasn't even born in New Zealand.And yes,the United Nations must know we exist because NZ's former Prime Minister is now the head of the Humanitarian Development Program.Wow your probably some teenager sitting there wanking over his internet porn.
I lived in the United States for 2 years,and they seem to know it exists.Your a bunch of wannabe frontiersmen,the real outdoorsmen were the Minutemen of America,not some shepherded convicts from Great Britain.
@fixdeluxe1 well thinking that the americans learned there military jungle warfare tactics from australia... i dont think i need to finish that comment and that shit about being a teenager jacking off to porn you would like that wouldnt you. oh i forgot im not a wild sheep so you wouldnt. you ovaries are acting up or something seriously quit your bitching about australia. i bet some one in your family line was a criminal too dip shit and i wouldnt be talking about sheperds if i were a kiwi
@MrShrimpies What was that,oh your comment was removed.You are a real racist fuck with no life.I'm simply online and I don't bow to dumbasses like you.I actually have a life whereas I don't even think you have been to University yet.
You really amaze everyone with your low level of intelligence.And actually the United States Military get's the majority of it's Jungle Warfare training in French Guyana with the Foreign Legion's 3rd Regiment.Idiot.And anything else is simulate at Fort Bragg,NC.
@fixdeluxe1 americans are not a race dumb cunt and neither are kiwis you say i act like a teen. you were probably kiked from university cause you people are so fucking useless
You don't even know what my name is....neither my ethnicity.But you have clearly shown your arrogance and it's not worth arguing with some loser teen who can't get over himself and craves attention over the Internet.Enjoy your pathetic life,asswipe.
@fixdeluxe1 no racist in new zealand? BULLSHIT almost every kiwi i know is racist. i dont even hate them. they can say whatever about australia i dont care, i can take it, i even have freinds from new zealand and they dont care what i say about new zealand because its our sense of humour. both countries are allways bagging each other. no matter what. nz is not perfect, aus is not perfect, i admit it.
so you have a life well your pretty quick to reply on every comment some one says to you.
@fixdeluxe1 Maori scum like yourself are renowned on both sides of the "ditch" as unemployable, work-shy, wife-beating drunkard criminal scum. According to Statistics New Zealand in August the Maori unemployment rate was 18.7% in NZ compared to 6.8% in general. According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics in February the Australian unemployment rate was 4.7% while Maori parasites had a rate of 16.3%. As far as I'm concerned Australia should treat NZ refugees like any other Third World filth.
@Shakesdicke Actually,dickhead I'm not Maori.....you racist fuck.
And another fact,you have more murders and petty theft per capita than us,almost 3 times our amount.The standard of living here is much better,and we don't have to tolerate racist fucks like you.
The Very fact that your only uploaded video portrays Adolf Hitler patronizes you as a racist....get your facts right before you start loudmouthing other people,dickhead.
@fixdeluxe1. Oh, so you're not Maori? Your YouTube homepage claims that "I am Deutsch/American/Maori". So you were really lying?
You must also be lying about being of German descent if your hometown is supposedly "Leipzig, DeutchEsland". It's spelled Deutschland, dipEshit. Either you live in fantasyland, or are extremely stupid even for a Kraut/Yank/Cannibal mongrel.
My Hitler parody video "patronizes" me as a racist"? When you use words incorrectly like that it shows how pig-ignorant you are.
@Shakesdicke Wow,now your trying to express yourself as an intelligent person when your clearly not.And English isn't a first language asshole.
Yes it does,because combined with your indecent racist comments,obviously you are some fat nerd sitting in his mothers basement getting attention of a YouTube argument.
@fixdeluxe1 2. Now you claim NZ has a higher standard of living and less murders than Australia? I guess that's why 1 in 7 Kiwis live here (and rising).
Google "List of countries by homicide rate":
-New Zealand 2.0 per 100,000.
-Australia 1.2 per 100,00.
Google "Human Development Index":
-Australia 0.970 [2nd in world]
-New Zealand 0.950 [20th in world]
You seem to have a real problem with facts, English grammar and above all reality.
@fixdeluxe1 you have definetly run out of comebacks and all your responses do not reply to what the person have just said. all you do is comment on other peoples lives and give shit to australia. i bet you have never been here. and you havent even said a single thing about your rate of murderers or human develoupment. you think im stupid? you couldnt even spell deutschland
@fixdeluxe1 1. I watched your videos. Jesus H. Christ! Watching you ponce around your "$2.5 million" wine cellar clearly not knowing a thing about the collection is classic. I particulary like when you boast about the "secret room" full of your James Bond-worthy gadgets and the largest weapons collection this side of Fort Bragg you'd just love to show us all but can't because "Inspector Green" would be upset is the most sad but funny thing ever.
@Shakesdicke Actually,my mother lives in Cronulla,and I don't have to answer to someone who has no videos and no life,and likes to gain attention over YouTube.
At least we can own proper firearms here in New Zealand,and the only thing you would know about wine is the shitty 25 buck bottle your mom buys from the supermarket.Come back when your old enough to drink.
@fixdeluxe1 2. You're right - my life is pathetic compared to yours. But then who could compete with someone who claims to be a "company director, hired gun, club owner, contractor, weaponsmith, NCO in the Army Reserve, hunter, dedicated gamer AND a volunteer DJ and bouncer at Dance Club Studio"?
Club owner AND volunteer bouncer, huh?
How DO you find the time to stroke your million dollar wine collection and share your considered opinions to the world regarding Justin Bieber videos on YouTube?
@fixdeluxe1 1. You ever heard of a thing called cannabis psychosis? The amount of coughing in your videos suggests that is the cause of your obviously serious mental illness. You are clearly an insane and deluded compulsive liar.
As for Australia's gun laws then all I can say is thank God for them. Your kind shouldn't even be allowed near a water pistol. When you try to stage another Aramoana you'll probably just blow off your toes.
You're NZ's sadder and more pathetic answer to Martin Bryant.
@Shakesdicke Wow,and you should be banned from any form of electronic communications and be forced to go to school.
Compulsive liar? So now your a qualified psychologist.I think you have a case of emotional insecurity.If anbodies bullshitting,it's YOU!.
First of all,you say I know NOTHING ABOUT WINE....but yet my collection is one of the BIGGEST private collections in New Zealand.Second thing is that to have actually gained a firearms license,I must have been vetted,so no aramoana for you.
@Shakesdicke And the worst thing to top it all off,is that you create a sock puppet to be a nice friend to yourself.I doubt you ever see sunlight during the daylight hours because YOUR STUCK responding to me.....while I'm out actually making videos and proving my points.
And Australia has much higher gun crime than us,and believe it or not that's true.Not only do you have more officially documented Organized crime syndacites,but racially motivated riots like the idiotic cronulla "putsch".
@fixdeluxe1 wow you bitch alot dont you. i dont think any1 cares about you. all you do is leave shit long fucking comments on youtube. you need a life. when this started i said a joke about the nz army and you take so seriously. you need to grow up. get out of your dads wine cellar. do you really think i thought that the kiwi army has 1000 soldiers. you are so gulible
@MrShrimpies Haha,your so funny I'm not even going to regard your comment.
No videos = No Credibility.
And my fathers turning 71 living off a War pension in Munich......thank you very much.That cellar wasn't built by my father,he hasn't even been to New Zealand.what's even worse is that I have so many videos where I'm outside actually doing things,where as you have NOTHING to stand on.
@fixdeluxe1 wow ur mum must be so proud. i dont need to put up videos the fact that i dont proves you have no insults left and that is your only thing left to insult me about you dont know me i dont know you so lets stop fucking bitching and get on with our lives. OK im not in the fucking mood and what are you doing on this at 10 clock at night. you say i dont have a life
@MrShrimpies And since I'm a reservist,I should take that seriously.
Hmmm.....nobody cares?.....really?
Because I have had a non-stop flow of personal messages asking me to say things like "MrShrimples should drown in Vegimite" or he should be "Raped by a dingo" but since I have a little bit of humanity(unlike yourself) I will not lower myself to that level.
@fixdeluxe1 lets just fucking end this here. i have better things to do when i go on the computer then get 4 troll hate mail messages every day. from this point on im not going to reply. goodbye.
@fixdeluxe1 1. You are such a pathetic liar and obviously have very deep emotional issues. Those videos you post are absolutely laughable . Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
If you're going to pretend to be New Zealand's answer to Bruce Wayne and make up complete bullshit about your assets, wealth, educational achievements and the contents of your secret "Batcave" then at least be fucking consistent.
It's such a simple matter to Google your name and see the fantasyland you inhabit.
@fixdeluxe1 2. Just look at the conflicting lying bullshit you've posted about your supposed life story:
GFXVoid introductions (13-12-2009):
-"I'm 23 and spent 4 years at UCLA"
-"Current Doorman and Disc-Jockey for Dance Club Studio, Auckland, NZ"
Zombiesurvivalwiki (25-4-2010):
-"Immigrated to New Zealand 2006. Joined NZDF Territorials in 2007 as infantry at first, then an apprentice gunsmith for the armorers corps. Discharged in 2009 as Lance Corporal"
-"Currently a part-time home-based gunsmith and manager of my mothers restaurant"
YouTube homepage:
-Wealthy "Night club owner"-
-Graduate of "Boston University"
YouTube videos:
-Owner of "$2.5 million wine cellar" and museum-worthy collection of firearms
-Work as "Disk-Jockey and Bouncer"
-MP40 video (Oct-2009) "Sorry I haven't uploaded a video since 2007. That's because I've been studying at University in the United States. Just come back."
@Shakesdicke Last thing I am going to say is!!!!!!!
I have a better life than you.....and your personal attacks show that your nothing but an attention seeking bullshit artist with a craving of conflict and a need to join an argument.
Oh and I will admit something,I didn't graduate with my Bachelors..I was bullshitting.I left before I completed my last semester papers.....
Second thing.
I share this account with my friend Tristan,who attended UCLA and studied Geography on exchange.
@fixdeluxe1 5. About the only believable claim I can actually see you making is that:
"Made a mistake romantically involving myself with a friend,so I am open for friendship and BROTHERHOOD.Will someday find the right PERSON if god is willing."
I think that pretty much speaks volumes - you are obviously a fan of the cock (as if your faggot sounding voice wasn't enough of a clue, even for a Kiwi).
Now tell me, which one was the designated bitch - you or Tristan? I bet it was you, Tinkerbell.
@Shakesdicke 3rd thing,I already have a girlfriend and since every respectable person who you might have queried about my past has either told you to fuck off or outright ignored you.Obviously you have never been to University,neither do you know the difference between Regular force and the Reserves.Once your discharged your kept on RESERVE STATUS for at least 2-5 years.Neither do you understand the concept of FOCUS.When your old enough to go to uni,you will have to study MULTIPLE different subs
@fixdeluxe1 1. I must offer my most sincere apology.
It wasn't you posting on GFXVoid! It was your friend Tristan who introduced himself as:
"My Handle is Fixdeluxe1 and I am an avid left-wing tech junkie weapons collector from Germany living in New Zealand,I'm 23 and spent 4 years at UCLA.I am a NZ Army Territorial and active reserve force member."
How did I ever confuse him with you, even though he too calls himself Fixdeluxe1, comes from Germany, is in the NZ Reserves AND a gun-collector?
@fixdeluxe1 2. Although he uses exactly the same poor grammar as you, and also never includes a space after a punctuation symbol, he is MOST DEFINITELY a completely different person, right?
After all, he went to UCLA, while you went to Boston Uni!
Tell me, are you suffering from multiple personality disorders, or have you been possesed by satanic forces?
Who else have you got in there besides Tristan? David Gray? Napoleon Bonaparte? Film director Burke Dennings? Father Damien Karras' mother?
@fixdeluxe1 3. I knew you had reality issues when I saw your videos, but Jesus! Skulking around someone else's wine cellar waving a $50 Airsoft MP40 reproduction and claiming that it had been prised from the cold, dead hands of a VietCong insurgent and was worth $9,000?
Acting like Mummy inherited millions and bought you a multi-million wine collection, but then showing her shitty weatherboard hovel while demonstrating your crappy 10-year-old 4WD with it's "bullet-proof windows and armour"?
@fixdeluxe1 4. Banned from showing your secret "high tech and weapons room" because "Inspector Green" would be upset about your indiscretion, yet revealing your face, license plate number, the nightclub you claim to own and your personal history on the internet? (Even though most of it is absolute bullshit.)
Uploading YouTube videos showing your supposed boat, car, multi-million wine cellar and pointing out the hidden door and latch - but not even one still image of inside the secret bunker?
@fixdeluxe1 5. I sincerely hope for the people of NZ that you never actually have any sort of weapon in your hand apart from those made primarily of plastic or your boyfriend's cock.
You are absolutely fucking insane and deluded, and one day the enormous effort you expend into pretending to be even half-normal will prove too much and you will snap completely.
I'm sure the nurses will enjoy your tales of secret chambers and the Waffen-SS when they open the padded door to feed you the Jello.
@fixdeluxe1 Shakespeare (Richard III, Julius Caesar & Henry V)
Arthur Miller (The Crucible, Death of a Salesman & All My Sons)
Robert Bolt (A Man for All Seasons, Doctor Zhivago & Lawrence of Arabia)
And finally there is you, Fixdeluxe1. The only problem I have is I don't know whether your works would best be described as tragedy, comedy or farce - perhaps a unique combination of all three?
@fixdeluxe1 2. Your pathetic boasting is laughable. For example, you didn't make the promised videos showing the "hundreds" of weapons in your "secret room" because you were at Boston University?
Your appalling grammar clearly betrays a lack of education. Despite me pointing it out you still use "your" and "you're" interchangeably (eg "your old enough to drink".)
Yet you claim on your homepage you like to read "encyclopedias" and "dictionarys"?
@Shakesdicke So does your pathetic attitude,racism and continual argumentitive stance on this.Any respectable and intelligent person would have by now,pointed out that arguing with someone over YouTube is a waste of time,which I will kindly do since you don't seem to have the neural signals registering common sense.
Goodbye troll.Goodluck finding someone else to delve into your attention deficit needs.
@Shakesdicke Well,if you ask any one of my subscribers who have added me on facebook,or any one of the fellow kiwis who I have befriended in person,they will INSTANTLY call bullshit on both your pathetic,argumentative statements and your account in General.I also have all my Frat friends to back me up.You have NOTHING,I REPEAT NOTHING!
You can enjoy your feminist,environmentalist,facist governement for the next few years.Hope that bitch Giliard works out for your weekly social welfare payment
@Shakesdicke cheers for your comment about our Maori people, but words are just words. I'm assuming you got a punch in the head by a Maori and thats why your a very anger individual against us. Cheer up mate its not the end of the world so live life to the fullest.
@MrShrimpies Actually,we have x105 and most of the same equipment.We don't have "1000" soldiers,you sound like a stupid teenager to me.We have 12,500 people in the New Zealand Defense Force,and numerous Citation awards.WE also have a large amount of Reservists and a world-class professional team.Very much like the Australians but smaller in number.And we have many security pacts and agreements with Australia,including ANZUS,you fucking idiot.Plus we have the support of the UN Security Council.
I am a kiwi. This ads funny because it shows how thick australians can be and how much they envy NZ (eg. music scene, desserts, celebrities, and the fact that NZ has grass).
NZ managed to take Mt Everest and the band Evermore is OURS
LOL to settle this argument . kiwis dont like aussies, aussies dont like kiwis, but only while the rugby is on and when the discussion arises about pavlova e.t.c
but in the end nz and australia are one of the closest country's there are (theoretically speaking) we argue just like a brother and a sister but love each other at the same time. we mock each other like best friends and still get along...and if anything happend to either of the countrys they would be the first to help no matter what
he he, pissfunny. There was always that rumour of THE gun the Nz army has, its nothing special, just a rifle, but they only have one so it will have to be shared!!! hee hee, no seriously, to all the kiwi's out there, us aussies love you guys.
@xlaleclx lol think again, Australia has about 7x more troops and but I imagin we have the same quality. But the two countries are like brothers, and us big bro aussie will look after our little kiwi bros. And then you got daddy UK saving our asses
Bro, where the hell are ya...lol, we are waiting for your warships, and attack aircraft and yes we'll let you guys walk in, then while you lot are sleeping, we'll nick the hardware and invade you, clever Kiwis huh...lmao
oh mate im a kiwi haha good luck to yahs yah can give it ago but hey dont get me wrong it is quite funny lol, good to know you have a huge imagination but thats all hahaha
after a minutes research i have discoverd that the guy with the user name on this page thebadestlad is a 24 year old racist nazi he subsribes to racit sites ,,what a sad pathetic little man,,if you can call him that ,,he is a coward who shouts his vile racism on youtube because he can hide behind a keyboard .,well the so called badestlad you are 24 years old you can t possibly have enough life experiencs to decide that white people are the supreme race you have been brain washed you fool ,racist
i appologize about my rantings below maybe a tad harsh ,,,its just that cock thbadestlad threatening me and talking shit ,,i had a bad day ok ,,so i appologize to all you other kiwis and your generaly a good bunch but if that little tosser comes back and gives me any shit i will hunt him down (it shouldnt be hard their are only like 26 peoplke in new zealand ) and push my testicles into his eyes untill he screams for forgiveness
@mytonprop sweet M8 just let me know when you come to paradise on earth well c if you can back your shit up you dumb faggot hope you come over soon so i can fuck your mouth with my freash shit to make you a better person , as for the reason m8 our imigrations in a shit s8 but its alot better than your terrorist haven fucken panty waster come hunt me down c wtf happens internet hard man
giz a kiss sweet cheeks..sounds like the sound of my nuts in your face got you all horny big boy,,if you wana meet up to get freash baby i will meet you on k road where i recon you spend most of your spare time trying to get dry humped by men ,,whats up did your daddy touch you in that specail place as a child and now it makes you angry so you thought you would go on you tube and start a fight coz you got mental scars from being arse raped by your father and uncles...i could do this all day nob
Go n.z well crush the aussies just like in the leauge and ruggaz....you ladyboys would get a cold just trying and have to fuck of home to your prison island
Your a faggot parisite who needs a good fucken hidding because your limp dick country is fucked and is owned by imigrants, how about fuck off back to the u.k and sort your shit our before talking shit that will get you in a coma!
dont talk to me about imigrants you pleb ,,im a white guy and im a minority because of masses of islanders chinese koreans indians japanese fijians shall i go on ,,cunts like you are the reason your behind the times 1950esque counrty needs to get its shit together ,,boring cunts the fuckin lot of you ,,talking to most kiwi blokes is like talking to a 9 year old with ya silly toy boats and cars ..slow backward fucktard ,,ram it
@ozzyguy67 i'm afraid i am considering the coincidence of your name "ozzy" with your commenting on a nz vs. aus video, and you calling nz gay (considering the rivalry between nz and aus, and the fact most americans wouldn't even know what new zealand was), too much to overlook, no, i say you either are, or were, an australian
@supertrinko ummm wtf dos Ozzy Osbourne have to do with australians???? and if i was a aussie guy my name would be aussieguy67 not ozzyguy67 cant i have that name?
sure you can have that name, but all the clues i see say you're an aussie, anyway, this is a pointless conversation, move on, or if there's nothing to move on to, goodbye
Another thing I think is awesome is that Kiwis and Auzzies give each other shit but the minute Auzzie got invaded by ANYONE no matter how big or impossible the sitution, the Auzzie soliders would feel Big Kiwi Hands on there shoulders, saying We got your Back.
HA Bring the noise Australia!!!! Be just like the bledisloe we´ll friggin smash ya!!! Always tryin to take our s*it, Buzzy bee, far lap, pavlova and they are called jandals for christ sake, look it u on wiki. HA HA
All the things you mentioned are rightfully Australian! There is talk that we are going to take some of the All Blacks and make them Aussie (we already have one of your coaches), then we will hijack the haka and call it our own. Thinking about renaming it the Aussie Pavlova Dance...what do you think?
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Of course I am only shit stirring and as a matter of fact have always been embarrassed that many good kiwi bands have come over here and our bloody music industry call them ours.
lol see this is what the jews and arabs should be like if us kiwis and u ozzys can talk shit like this bout each other then y cant thay thay just need a bunch of anzacs to go show them how to have a beer nd a bbq nd maybe some weed lol world peace any1?
Aussie-bastards...;) haha this is why I love you guys (Even though I still hate you..) Our sheep would just kick your arses if you ever tried to invade NZ though.
You mean they're still training them to assault Skippy & Koala bears! ;-) You buggers are always winding us Kiwis up (and vice versa) but the bond between the 2 countries is as strong as ever. I pity any fool who attempts to invade either of our great countries. ANZACs till the end.
Well anyway I didn't realise the context so please Mr yowie and all other ockers accept my humble apology, the original Gruen transfer thing was actually quite amusing
And Chigudo is still a salty smelly penis who probably rots in the far north or something...
I'd just like to apologise for my previous negative reaction.
I only just heard about this telly programme 'The Gruen transfer' yesterday. I was under the impression this Mr Yowie had come up with this and compiled this himself to be a smug Aussie smart arse.
It didn't help he'd removed anything to do with the programme and put that bogan AC/DC sing over the top.
haha do it!!!!
ozdrummer83 1 week ago
btw can the aussies stand the cold?
Hi2Kiwi 3 months ago
little boy you haven't seen our Maori's in action kick your 15 year old ass this video is funny
ecovention 4 months ago
all you australian cunts are shit skinned nigger wog fucks. atleast the clouds here keep my skin white.
fuck all of you nigger fucker cunts
subbie241 4 months ago
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rotalunatik 7 months ago
oy fuck up, no one in australia has ever heard of the NZSAS and im 15 so dont call me 12, anyway we have 53 ships n our navy, u have like 6, we have 257 aircraft in our airforce u have just under 50, we have 45 000 soldiers and 60 M1 Abrams tanks,u have almost 6500 soldiers and no tanks, so fuck up we would deck you in a war and any other Oceanic neighbour like fiji, tonga, samoa and pupau new guinea that comes to help so fuck up before we rock up.
adflwf 8 months ago
@adflwf it looks like u have issus little boi haha
rotalunatik 8 months ago
@rotalunatik fuck upu pedophile cunt looking for 16 yr olds to hook
adflwf 8 months ago
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@adflwf yup you do have issus lil boi hahaha fuck upau
rotalunatik 7 months ago
@adflwf Settle down............ Compare population differences for a start,then compare the amount of revenue each government earns PA and thats the reason why NZ has a defence force the size it is.
Theres no need to go off like a nutcase geeeze its JUST A JOKE
Stag2506 4 months ago
@adflwf are you fucking retarded ? go back to playing cod mother fucker.
mrcodypettit 2 months ago
@adflwf o no, not a 15 year old... hahaha, mate u wnt to hit nz thts a joke u cant even hit puberty, so stop making a fuss nz and aussie are brothers in arms,by the way the nzsas makes up for its low numbers by arming individual soliders with better equipment, the standard primary wepon for us is the steyr AUG or for idiots like urself who know nothing about armed forces in real life, the bulpup, nzsas are one of the best equiped forces in the world. no offense to aussie awesome place
TheCarlosis 2 weeks ago
You Aussies can be bastards! But still, You will NEVER beat us in rugby!
Australian Rugby:
100% Exciting
100% Serious
0% Force
0% Defence
100% Victory
100% World Cup winners
zakman246 8 months ago
im a kiwi and i love ths ad..
NikzPureKiwi 8 months ago
12 year old call of duty addicted kids are taking this waaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously
crocodiledavid 9 months ago
you try an invade new Zealand every other country's army will destroy australia...and oh wait well just have to send in our nzsas to destroy you sasr...
SuperJukebox1 9 months ago
@SuperJukebox1 dude, you're taking this a bit too seriously, its a joke, Aussies love kiwis. In australia if you like someone as a friend, you take the piss out of them. Thats what this is....and I wouldnt be counting on American to help NZ you anti-ANZUS bastards.
Aussiepsycho1 8 months ago 2
@Aussiepsycho1true true...i guess we do have a lot of sheep
SuperJukebox1 8 months ago
@Aussiepsycho1 Well said Aussie. Great that we've got each others backs. If I'm in a fight I want an Aussie on my side.
alcraig 4 months ago
lol'd my pants so hard
melvings 11 months ago
Our invasion of Australia has already begun!!! Have you not noticed all the water? . "Hope the floods recede quickly, looks bad from our side of the ditch."
warp65 1 year ago 2
@wart65 You shouldn't be so insensitive about a tragedy like the floods that killed so many. It might make us Australians angry.
If Australia was to get really angry with the people of tiny little New Zealand then you will feel the ground itself shudder and the walls shake.
Oh, wait....
PresidentZod 10 months ago
@PresidentZod .I thought it was a heartfelt comment to our Aussie mates. A little ribbing along the same lines as the video, followed by a sincere wish for the floods to recede and a comment of the horror from our side. I notice nothing in return but threats and name calling. Lost your Funny bone?
warp65 10 months ago
@warp65 Nearly fifty Australians died and tens of thousands of people lost their homes, posessions and livelihoods in a national tragedy you were refering to with a "little ribbing".
I was just doing a "little ribbing" back across the Tasman.
Maybe YOU'RE the one who has lost their sense of humour?
PresidentZod 10 months ago
@PresidentZod well lets leave it at that then before it turns into another you tube tit for tat. I'm sure your an upstanding Proud Aussie as I am a kiwi and maybe our humour Didn't quite click with each other .
Cheers
warp65 10 months ago
@warp65 I guess we all should be more circumspect when dealing with such a tragedy.
Good luck with the earthquake recovery. I don't mind admitting I teared up a few times watching Kiwis on the news discussing the loss of their loved ones, homes and businesses.
PresidentZod 10 months ago
good on ya aussie - awesome ad
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ZxcfdrMnbhvg 1 year ago
Monday off? and that better be Foster's and an 'Outback' Steak you got to the 'bar b'
pjezierski 1 year ago
Everytime I watch this video I crack up. I'm a kiwi and still live in NZ and this ad is brilliant, good one aussies..only thing I didn't like was 100% ours.. NEVER gonna happen bro haha
piratesareawesomeful 1 year ago
These are hilarious, thankfully the Kiwis can take a joke. We would not have anyone near us to play cricket with if we invaded, so it will never really happen.
louiseobrien2065 1 year ago 2
I think that Australia would need a cunning plan to conquer New Zealand. We would have to maximise our chances of victory by using the element of surprise to quickly overpower the Kiwi's standing army.
Do Frank and Barry get the weekends off?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Then we would move to subterfuge and guerrilla tactics,raids and amalgamate all Land Forces into a single Unit.The casualties would be enormous and costly for the Australians,as well as we would Muster maybe 50,000 Civilians into Arms and slowly push all your Armored and Infantry Assets into the Water.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 I can see that you have a Kraut's sense of humour, an American understanding of irony, a Maori grasp of grammar and a typical Kiwi cheep on your shoulder about Australia (the small island syndrome).
And goddamn Stop putting Every other Word in capital Letters. It makes You look Really fucking Stupid.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Wow,and I am bound by an international convention to stop and obey you because your an all powerful YouTube user,I am amazed.
What I am trying to do is point out something,as you are.If you have a problem with that,stop reading the fucking comments section.Loser.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 That's better. However, you used "your" instead of "you're". You should have placed a full stop after "YouTube user" and not had "I am amazed" as a run on sentence. Your second last sentence needed the adverb "then" instead of a comma between "that" and "stop". Also, you need to put a space after sentences and punctuation marks.
I'll give you points for trying hard, however. You come across like one of those rare Maori who only walks on his kunuckles when his lower back get tired.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Are you some kind of Racist,because Maori's are some of the hardest workers out there.Much more so than any try-hard australian.Your nothing but a bunch of convicts and racists
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 and you a bunch of sheep shaging (jumbuck fucking) wannaby stoners. and the U.N. probably doesnt know what new zealand is or where it is and if they did they wouldnt care. most americans dont know where it is and if they do they think its part of australia. accept it man you live in a shit country and you kiwi dollar is useless.
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies Wow,I wasn't even born in New Zealand.And yes,the United Nations must know we exist because NZ's former Prime Minister is now the head of the Humanitarian Development Program.Wow your probably some teenager sitting there wanking over his internet porn.
I lived in the United States for 2 years,and they seem to know it exists.Your a bunch of wannabe frontiersmen,the real outdoorsmen were the Minutemen of America,not some shepherded convicts from Great Britain.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
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MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 well thinking that the americans learned there military jungle warfare tactics from australia... i dont think i need to finish that comment and that shit about being a teenager jacking off to porn you would like that wouldnt you. oh i forgot im not a wild sheep so you wouldnt. you ovaries are acting up or something seriously quit your bitching about australia. i bet some one in your family line was a criminal too dip shit and i wouldnt be talking about sheperds if i were a kiwi
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies What was that,oh your comment was removed.You are a real racist fuck with no life.I'm simply online and I don't bow to dumbasses like you.I actually have a life whereas I don't even think you have been to University yet.
You really amaze everyone with your low level of intelligence.And actually the United States Military get's the majority of it's Jungle Warfare training in French Guyana with the Foreign Legion's 3rd Regiment.Idiot.And anything else is simulate at Fort Bragg,NC.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 americans are not a race dumb cunt and neither are kiwis you say i act like a teen. you were probably kiked from university cause you people are so fucking useless
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies Kicked,I was "kicked"?
How the fuck would a useless troll like you know?
You don't even know what my name is....neither my ethnicity.But you have clearly shown your arrogance and it's not worth arguing with some loser teen who can't get over himself and craves attention over the Internet.Enjoy your pathetic life,asswipe.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 no racist in new zealand? BULLSHIT almost every kiwi i know is racist. i dont even hate them. they can say whatever about australia i dont care, i can take it, i even have freinds from new zealand and they dont care what i say about new zealand because its our sense of humour. both countries are allways bagging each other. no matter what. nz is not perfect, aus is not perfect, i admit it.
so you have a life well your pretty quick to reply on every comment some one says to you.
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies Whatever,I don't actually think you have even BEEN TO NEW ZEALAND.Your attitude wouldn't have gotten you past the Airport.
And I am replying on a Phone,dickhead.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 Maori scum like yourself are renowned on both sides of the "ditch" as unemployable, work-shy, wife-beating drunkard criminal scum. According to Statistics New Zealand in August the Maori unemployment rate was 18.7% in NZ compared to 6.8% in general. According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics in February the Australian unemployment rate was 4.7% while Maori parasites had a rate of 16.3%. As far as I'm concerned Australia should treat NZ refugees like any other Third World filth.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Actually,dickhead I'm not Maori.....you racist fuck.
And another fact,you have more murders and petty theft per capita than us,almost 3 times our amount.The standard of living here is much better,and we don't have to tolerate racist fucks like you.
The Very fact that your only uploaded video portrays Adolf Hitler patronizes you as a racist....get your facts right before you start loudmouthing other people,dickhead.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1. Oh, so you're not Maori? Your YouTube homepage claims that "I am Deutsch/American/Maori". So you were really lying?
You must also be lying about being of German descent if your hometown is supposedly "Leipzig, DeutchEsland". It's spelled Deutschland, dipEshit. Either you live in fantasyland, or are extremely stupid even for a Kraut/Yank/Cannibal mongrel.
My Hitler parody video "patronizes" me as a racist"? When you use words incorrectly like that it shows how pig-ignorant you are.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Wow,now your trying to express yourself as an intelligent person when your clearly not.And English isn't a first language asshole.
Yes it does,because combined with your indecent racist comments,obviously you are some fat nerd sitting in his mothers basement getting attention of a YouTube argument.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 2. Now you claim NZ has a higher standard of living and less murders than Australia? I guess that's why 1 in 7 Kiwis live here (and rising).
Google "List of countries by homicide rate":
-New Zealand 2.0 per 100,000.
-Australia 1.2 per 100,00.
Google "Human Development Index":
-Australia 0.970 [2nd in world]
-New Zealand 0.950 [20th in world]
You seem to have a real problem with facts, English grammar and above all reality.
Fuck you and all your little hobbit friends.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Fuck you and all your Wikipedia-based racist comments.
Enjoy your pathetic life in your mothers basement.Don't expect any more responses from anyone.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 you have definetly run out of comebacks and all your responses do not reply to what the person have just said. all you do is comment on other peoples lives and give shit to australia. i bet you have never been here. and you havent even said a single thing about your rate of murderers or human develoupment. you think im stupid? you couldnt even spell deutschland
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 1. I watched your videos. Jesus H. Christ! Watching you ponce around your "$2.5 million" wine cellar clearly not knowing a thing about the collection is classic. I particulary like when you boast about the "secret room" full of your James Bond-worthy gadgets and the largest weapons collection this side of Fort Bragg you'd just love to show us all but can't because "Inspector Green" would be upset is the most sad but funny thing ever.
You do realise you're batshit insane, don't you?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Actually,my mother lives in Cronulla,and I don't have to answer to someone who has no videos and no life,and likes to gain attention over YouTube.
At least we can own proper firearms here in New Zealand,and the only thing you would know about wine is the shitty 25 buck bottle your mom buys from the supermarket.Come back when your old enough to drink.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 2. You're right - my life is pathetic compared to yours. But then who could compete with someone who claims to be a "company director, hired gun, club owner, contractor, weaponsmith, NCO in the Army Reserve, hunter, dedicated gamer AND a volunteer DJ and bouncer at Dance Club Studio"?
Club owner AND volunteer bouncer, huh?
How DO you find the time to stroke your million dollar wine collection and share your considered opinions to the world regarding Justin Bieber videos on YouTube?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke You ever heard of a thing called a "Joint Business Venture"?
It means that I jointly acquired the title,license and pay 45% of the rates to the club.I also work at the club I partially own.
And you've never been clubbing before,because DJ's aren't employed they come to the house on a single-night basis.
Also,do you even know what the Army Reserve is?
You wouldn't know Wine and Firearms if a degree sprang out of your ass mate.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 1. You ever heard of a thing called cannabis psychosis? The amount of coughing in your videos suggests that is the cause of your obviously serious mental illness. You are clearly an insane and deluded compulsive liar.
As for Australia's gun laws then all I can say is thank God for them. Your kind shouldn't even be allowed near a water pistol. When you try to stage another Aramoana you'll probably just blow off your toes.
You're NZ's sadder and more pathetic answer to Martin Bryant.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke When you put your face on camera(if you have the balls to) we will all realize that your a loser.
Your not intelligent,and your attitude is pathetic.Next time you rip information off wikipedia,at least credit the author of that article.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Wow,and you should be banned from any form of electronic communications and be forced to go to school.
Compulsive liar? So now your a qualified psychologist.I think you have a case of emotional insecurity.If anbodies bullshitting,it's YOU!.
First of all,you say I know NOTHING ABOUT WINE....but yet my collection is one of the BIGGEST private collections in New Zealand.Second thing is that to have actually gained a firearms license,I must have been vetted,so no aramoana for you.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke And the worst thing to top it all off,is that you create a sock puppet to be a nice friend to yourself.I doubt you ever see sunlight during the daylight hours because YOUR STUCK responding to me.....while I'm out actually making videos and proving my points.
And Australia has much higher gun crime than us,and believe it or not that's true.Not only do you have more officially documented Organized crime syndacites,but racially motivated riots like the idiotic cronulla "putsch".
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 wow you bitch alot dont you. i dont think any1 cares about you. all you do is leave shit long fucking comments on youtube. you need a life. when this started i said a joke about the nz army and you take so seriously. you need to grow up. get out of your dads wine cellar. do you really think i thought that the kiwi army has 1000 soldiers. you are so gulible
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies Haha,your so funny I'm not even going to regard your comment.
No videos = No Credibility.
And my fathers turning 71 living off a War pension in Munich......thank you very much.That cellar wasn't built by my father,he hasn't even been to New Zealand.what's even worse is that I have so many videos where I'm outside actually doing things,where as you have NOTHING to stand on.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 wow ur mum must be so proud. i dont need to put up videos the fact that i dont proves you have no insults left and that is your only thing left to insult me about you dont know me i dont know you so lets stop fucking bitching and get on with our lives. OK im not in the fucking mood and what are you doing on this at 10 clock at night. you say i dont have a life
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies And since I'm a reservist,I should take that seriously.
Hmmm.....nobody cares?.....really?
Because I have had a non-stop flow of personal messages asking me to say things like "MrShrimples should drown in Vegimite" or he should be "Raped by a dingo" but since I have a little bit of humanity(unlike yourself) I will not lower myself to that level.
Good day to you sir.Viel Gluck.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 lets just fucking end this here. i have better things to do when i go on the computer then get 4 troll hate mail messages every day. from this point on im not going to reply. goodbye.
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 1. You are such a pathetic liar and obviously have very deep emotional issues. Those videos you post are absolutely laughable . Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
If you're going to pretend to be New Zealand's answer to Bruce Wayne and make up complete bullshit about your assets, wealth, educational achievements and the contents of your secret "Batcave" then at least be fucking consistent.
It's such a simple matter to Google your name and see the fantasyland you inhabit.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 2. Just look at the conflicting lying bullshit you've posted about your supposed life story:
GFXVoid introductions (13-12-2009):
-"I'm 23 and spent 4 years at UCLA"
-"Current Doorman and Disc-Jockey for Dance Club Studio, Auckland, NZ"
Zombiesurvivalwiki (25-4-2010):
-"Immigrated to New Zealand 2006. Joined NZDF Territorials in 2007 as infantry at first, then an apprentice gunsmith for the armorers corps. Discharged in 2009 as Lance Corporal"
-Studied at "Massey University, NZ"
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 3. MySpace homepage (July 2010):
-"Currently a part-time home-based gunsmith and manager of my mothers restaurant"
YouTube homepage:
-Wealthy "Night club owner"-
-Graduate of "Boston University"
YouTube videos:
-Owner of "$2.5 million wine cellar" and museum-worthy collection of firearms
-Work as "Disk-Jockey and Bouncer"
-MP40 video (Oct-2009) "Sorry I haven't uploaded a video since 2007. That's because I've been studying at University in the United States. Just come back."
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Last thing I am going to say is!!!!!!!
I have a better life than you.....and your personal attacks show that your nothing but an attention seeking bullshit artist with a craving of conflict and a need to join an argument.
Oh and I will admit something,I didn't graduate with my Bachelors..I was bullshitting.I left before I completed my last semester papers.....
Second thing.
I share this account with my friend Tristan,who attended UCLA and studied Geography on exchange.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 4. If your claims are to be believed, in the last 4 years you have somehow managed to:
-Attend Massey University, NZ; Boston University and UCLA.
-Study Geo-Politics, International Relations, Classics, Military Science, P.E, Biology & Christian Theology
-Serve in the New Zealand Reserves from 2007 to 2009 as a Lance Corporal
-Work as a gunsmith, doorman, restaurant manager, disk-jockey and wealthy nightclub owner.
-Comment extensively on YouTube regarding Justin Bieber videos.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 5. About the only believable claim I can actually see you making is that:
"Made a mistake romantically involving myself with a friend,so I am open for friendship and BROTHERHOOD.Will someday find the right PERSON if god is willing."
I think that pretty much speaks volumes - you are obviously a fan of the cock (as if your faggot sounding voice wasn't enough of a clue, even for a Kiwi).
Now tell me, which one was the designated bitch - you or Tristan? I bet it was you, Tinkerbell.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke 3rd thing,I already have a girlfriend and since every respectable person who you might have queried about my past has either told you to fuck off or outright ignored you.Obviously you have never been to University,neither do you know the difference between Regular force and the Reserves.Once your discharged your kept on RESERVE STATUS for at least 2-5 years.Neither do you understand the concept of FOCUS.When your old enough to go to uni,you will have to study MULTIPLE different subs
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 1. I must offer my most sincere apology.
It wasn't you posting on GFXVoid! It was your friend Tristan who introduced himself as:
"My Handle is Fixdeluxe1 and I am an avid left-wing tech junkie weapons collector from Germany living in New Zealand,I'm 23 and spent 4 years at UCLA.I am a NZ Army Territorial and active reserve force member."
How did I ever confuse him with you, even though he too calls himself Fixdeluxe1, comes from Germany, is in the NZ Reserves AND a gun-collector?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 2. Although he uses exactly the same poor grammar as you, and also never includes a space after a punctuation symbol, he is MOST DEFINITELY a completely different person, right?
After all, he went to UCLA, while you went to Boston Uni!
Tell me, are you suffering from multiple personality disorders, or have you been possesed by satanic forces?
Who else have you got in there besides Tristan? David Gray? Napoleon Bonaparte? Film director Burke Dennings? Father Damien Karras' mother?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 3. I knew you had reality issues when I saw your videos, but Jesus! Skulking around someone else's wine cellar waving a $50 Airsoft MP40 reproduction and claiming that it had been prised from the cold, dead hands of a VietCong insurgent and was worth $9,000?
Acting like Mummy inherited millions and bought you a multi-million wine collection, but then showing her shitty weatherboard hovel while demonstrating your crappy 10-year-old 4WD with it's "bullet-proof windows and armour"?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 4. Banned from showing your secret "high tech and weapons room" because "Inspector Green" would be upset about your indiscretion, yet revealing your face, license plate number, the nightclub you claim to own and your personal history on the internet? (Even though most of it is absolute bullshit.)
Uploading YouTube videos showing your supposed boat, car, multi-million wine cellar and pointing out the hidden door and latch - but not even one still image of inside the secret bunker?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 5. I sincerely hope for the people of NZ that you never actually have any sort of weapon in your hand apart from those made primarily of plastic or your boyfriend's cock.
You are absolutely fucking insane and deluded, and one day the enormous effort you expend into pretending to be even half-normal will prove too much and you will snap completely.
I'm sure the nurses will enjoy your tales of secret chambers and the Waffen-SS when they open the padded door to feed you the Jello.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Dude this is YouTube - nobody cares or reads your ranting, start a group or join a debating team.
28maoribattalion 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 Shakespeare (Richard III, Julius Caesar & Henry V)
Arthur Miller (The Crucible, Death of a Salesman & All My Sons)
Robert Bolt (A Man for All Seasons, Doctor Zhivago & Lawrence of Arabia)
And finally there is you, Fixdeluxe1. The only problem I have is I don't know whether your works would best be described as tragedy, comedy or farce - perhaps a unique combination of all three?
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke just, just FUCK YOU
hardeescarls 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 2. Your pathetic boasting is laughable. For example, you didn't make the promised videos showing the "hundreds" of weapons in your "secret room" because you were at Boston University?
Your appalling grammar clearly betrays a lack of education. Despite me pointing it out you still use "your" and "you're" interchangeably (eg "your old enough to drink".)
Yet you claim on your homepage you like to read "encyclopedias" and "dictionarys"?
The plural spelling is "dictionaries", dummkopf.
Shakesdicke 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke So does your pathetic attitude,racism and continual argumentitive stance on this.Any respectable and intelligent person would have by now,pointed out that arguing with someone over YouTube is a waste of time,which I will kindly do since you don't seem to have the neural signals registering common sense.
Goodbye troll.Goodluck finding someone else to delve into your attention deficit needs.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke Well,if you ask any one of my subscribers who have added me on facebook,or any one of the fellow kiwis who I have befriended in person,they will INSTANTLY call bullshit on both your pathetic,argumentative statements and your account in General.I also have all my Frat friends to back me up.You have NOTHING,I REPEAT NOTHING!
You can enjoy your feminist,environmentalist,facist governement for the next few years.Hope that bitch Giliard works out for your weekly social welfare payment
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@Shakesdicke cheers for your comment about our Maori people, but words are just words. I'm assuming you got a punch in the head by a Maori and thats why your a very anger individual against us. Cheer up mate its not the end of the world so live life to the fullest.
08R07I70M 1 year ago
NZIR could wipe out Australia.
Screw your stupid beer drinking,ugly accent holden car loving culture!
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
@fixdeluxe1 what the fuck are you talking about your army has like 1000 soldiers and one light tank what chance would new zealand have.
MrShrimpies 1 year ago
@MrShrimpies Actually,we have x105 and most of the same equipment.We don't have "1000" soldiers,you sound like a stupid teenager to me.We have 12,500 people in the New Zealand Defense Force,and numerous Citation awards.WE also have a large amount of Reservists and a world-class professional team.Very much like the Australians but smaller in number.And we have many security pacts and agreements with Australia,including ANZUS,you fucking idiot.Plus we have the support of the UN Security Council.
fixdeluxe1 1 year ago
SOOO LETS GO
MultiZ3R0 1 year ago
Lol nice one
Spocq 1 year ago
lol, at the end, the Kangaroo and Emu is holding AK-47 guns.....the AUS Army does not use AK-47
tri400 1 year ago
@tri400 I think you will find that, the "emu" is actually a moa
111DeadElvis111 1 year ago
I am a kiwi. This ads funny because it shows how thick australians can be and how much they envy NZ (eg. music scene, desserts, celebrities, and the fact that NZ has grass).
NZ managed to take Mt Everest and the band Evermore is OURS
HelterSkelterSOR 1 year ago
LOL to settle this argument . kiwis dont like aussies, aussies dont like kiwis, but only while the rugby is on and when the discussion arises about pavlova e.t.c
but in the end nz and australia are one of the closest country's there are (theoretically speaking) we argue just like a brother and a sister but love each other at the same time. we mock each other like best friends and still get along...and if anything happend to either of the countrys they would be the first to help no matter what
billyroadkill 1 year ago
very good
dmmmac2 1 year ago
he he, pissfunny. There was always that rumour of THE gun the Nz army has, its nothing special, just a rifle, but they only have one so it will have to be shared!!! hee hee, no seriously, to all the kiwi's out there, us aussies love you guys.
sdbarn1980 1 year ago
How about New Zealand and Australia just get along and invade Fiji?
ChaosDynamics 1 year ago
omg lolz u serious hahaha
bloodredrevenge 1 year ago
I think New Zealand has a better military O_O
xlaleclx 1 year ago
@xlaleclx lol think again, Australia has about 7x more troops and but I imagin we have the same quality. But the two countries are like brothers, and us big bro aussie will look after our little kiwi bros. And then you got daddy UK saving our asses
Mik3Minor 1 year ago
That was funny shit!
bulkfull 1 year ago
@ Whiskey Nice job I already bought an acre there somewhere !!! I think close to the Aussie..... :)
69pussyKatt1 1 year ago
What did one Maori totem pole say to the other Maori totem pole?
Statue bro?
It's all in the accent.
magnetictheory 1 year ago
Why would we invade NZ. They got nothing we need. Funny tho.
Ki11aGori11a 1 year ago
Bro, where the hell are ya...lol, we are waiting for your warships, and attack aircraft and yes we'll let you guys walk in, then while you lot are sleeping, we'll nick the hardware and invade you, clever Kiwis huh...lmao
mav3r1ck69 1 year ago
oh mate im a kiwi haha good luck to yahs yah can give it ago but hey dont get me wrong it is quite funny lol, good to know you have a huge imagination but thats all hahaha
NudeNet 1 year ago
go fuck a sheep
GFLMILKMAN 1 year ago
yup then we export that sheep to aussie ...hows your lamb chops...ya abbo cunt
fu3ar25 1 year ago
funny shit hahaha
Caelumsun 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at 1:13 ?
mar3c9787 1 year ago
nz is awesome and ozzy sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shinglehillclimber88 1 year ago
They should do it.
Coribec 2 years ago
forget about us, lets ivade fiji together! we have anzac day,queens bday & labour day too-why not add "fiji day"
crukopua 2 years ago 2
I dont give a shit what aussies do...
but if they try to invade nz... everyone will bear arms and fight to the death..
fox3y1996 2 years ago 2
lol we wouldnt go to war with u guys, ur our brothers over the tasmin, but if we did u wouldnt stand a chance lol
guitarledgend1990 2 years ago
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my phone number is 0800 get fucked
mytonprop 2 years ago
i appologize about my rantings below maybe a tad harsh ,,,its just that cock thbadestlad threatening me and talking shit ,,i had a bad day ok ,,so i appologize to all you other kiwis and your generaly a good bunch but if that little tosser comes back and gives me any shit i will hunt him down (it shouldnt be hard their are only like 26 peoplke in new zealand ) and push my testicles into his eyes untill he screams for forgiveness
mytonprop 2 years ago
@mytonprop sweet M8 just let me know when you come to paradise on earth well c if you can back your shit up you dumb faggot hope you come over soon so i can fuck your mouth with my freash shit to make you a better person , as for the reason m8 our imigrations in a shit s8 but its alot better than your terrorist haven fucken panty waster come hunt me down c wtf happens internet hard man
thebadestlad 2 years ago
giz a kiss sweet cheeks..sounds like the sound of my nuts in your face got you all horny big boy,,if you wana meet up to get freash baby i will meet you on k road where i recon you spend most of your spare time trying to get dry humped by men ,,whats up did your daddy touch you in that specail place as a child and now it makes you angry so you thought you would go on you tube and start a fight coz you got mental scars from being arse raped by your father and uncles...i could do this all day nob
mytonprop 2 years ago
i think you are a sad little boy
mytonprop 2 years ago
haha crack up video but if we kiwis had the same quantity of the skirt wearing aussies we would kick their fucken arses
Stringsnapper0 2 years ago
Go n.z well crush the aussies just like in the leauge and ruggaz....you ladyboys would get a cold just trying and have to fuck of home to your prison island
thebadestlad 2 years ago
oh kum on how kum no1 likes nz we aint al dat bad sheesh
wahinetoa883 2 years ago
Seriously I went to NZ last year. Man It was so boring that I would rather have spent 2 weeks in Purgatory!!
Monthagny 2 years ago
im a pommy whos just moved out to nz and this place could do with a good invasion belive me they need to get their shit together..
mytonprop 2 years ago
Your a faggot parisite who needs a good fucken hidding because your limp dick country is fucked and is owned by imigrants, how about fuck off back to the u.k and sort your shit our before talking shit that will get you in a coma!
thebadestlad 2 years ago
dont talk to me about imigrants you pleb ,,im a white guy and im a minority because of masses of islanders chinese koreans indians japanese fijians shall i go on ,,cunts like you are the reason your behind the times 1950esque counrty needs to get its shit together ,,boring cunts the fuckin lot of you ,,talking to most kiwi blokes is like talking to a 9 year old with ya silly toy boats and cars ..slow backward fucktard ,,ram it
mytonprop 2 years ago
we can still defend our nz if we use guerilla warfare.lol
CHAPPYNUKU10 2 years ago
Hehe Na Can't See It Happen's Mate, Dare Ya!
winstonraccoon 2 years ago
NZ AUS same people pretty much
willyedmundson 2 years ago
as a kiwi, this is awesome! I hardly see any vids dissing us, apart from some haka video with the all blacks wearing handbags...
"New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries"
supertrinko 2 years ago
@supertrinko nz iz gayy ololololollololo
ozzyguy67 2 years ago
says the guy lol'ing like an idiot, from the country originally used as a prison :P
supertrinko 2 years ago
america wasnt a prison u faaaaaaaaag ollolololololo
ozzyguy67 2 years ago
considering your name is "ozzyguy" and your page says Kazakhstan, obviously a reference to borat, i'm gonna say you're aussie
supertrinko 2 years ago
you havnt heard of Ozzy Osbourne? shame on you
ozzyguy67 2 years ago
@ozzyguy67 i'm afraid i am considering the coincidence of your name "ozzy" with your commenting on a nz vs. aus video, and you calling nz gay (considering the rivalry between nz and aus, and the fact most americans wouldn't even know what new zealand was), too much to overlook, no, i say you either are, or were, an australian
supertrinko 2 years ago
@supertrinko ummm wtf dos Ozzy Osbourne have to do with australians???? and if i was a aussie guy my name would be aussieguy67 not ozzyguy67 cant i have that name?
ozzyguy67 2 years ago
sure you can have that name, but all the clues i see say you're an aussie, anyway, this is a pointless conversation, move on, or if there's nothing to move on to, goodbye
supertrinko 2 years ago
unga bunga!!! me cave man .
teakongaruru 2 years ago
love the second ad its funny as and solidly true. NZ forever
sprykilla 2 years ago
I see the humour... how you aussies are dumb and lazy.
SXCS14 2 years ago
We should do this with belgium.
aerox12345678910 2 years ago 2
I think we should start by reclaiming Limbabwe.
wistals2deniks 2 years ago
Another thing I think is awesome is that Kiwis and Auzzies give each other shit but the minute Auzzie got invaded by ANYONE no matter how big or impossible the sitution, the Auzzie soliders would feel Big Kiwi Hands on there shoulders, saying We got your Back.
TheRogue117 2 years ago 13
Auzzies only great accomplishment ever is the Piminister and his wife, Hamish and Andy. HAHAHA :) New Zealand FOREVER!!
TheRogue117 2 years ago
come on aussi u invade us ill wack all of you with NZ jandals, not AUSSI jandals
lol
caloase 2 years ago
Smashed the kiwis did we?
ShadowRedslinky 2 years ago
HA Bring the noise Australia!!!! Be just like the bledisloe we´ll friggin smash ya!!! Always tryin to take our s*it, Buzzy bee, far lap, pavlova and they are called jandals for christ sake, look it u on wiki. HA HA
nofxnofx1976 2 years ago
All the things you mentioned are rightfully Australian! There is talk that we are going to take some of the All Blacks and make them Aussie (we already have one of your coaches), then we will hijack the haka and call it our own. Thinking about renaming it the Aussie Pavlova Dance...what do you think?
....
Of course I am only shit stirring and as a matter of fact have always been embarrassed that many good kiwi bands have come over here and our bloody music industry call them ours.
MrYowie 2 years ago
one of our coaches? ha we threw robbie out, you took him, look how that turn out.
nickmannbo 2 years ago
Lol bring it auz.
We'll waste you.
:P
TheHildy 2 years ago 2
lmfao.
Ofcourse Aussies want new zealand. this country does look better ;).
As for guns, pridy much the same as Australia and UK.
But you guyys would never win :D. You'd never make it past our sheep. We wont even need the Haka to win either :p jkjk.
Aslong as you guys keep feeding the Dingos NZ will be alright :).
ok i'll put the aussie jokes away now :).
hazza3 2 years ago 2
WHAT?!!?!?! No Aussie is invaing my country!!! Where's my rifle...?
GiggiddyGoo696 2 years ago 8
What are the gun laws like in New Zealand?
samtaekwondo123 2 years ago
You have to be at least 16 years old and have a good reasons for it... hunting, collecting etc. It can be pretty hard to get one.
Our street police also don't carry guns. It was hard enough getting the taser past the public.
sprogetti 2 years ago
you aussie bastards! funny stuff u gotta admit tho! anzacs till th end!
garyfromthebeach 2 years ago
I'm a kiwi - I actually find this very funny.
bsdanielm 2 years ago
Haha classic!! Too bloody funny!!
VonDrinkoften 2 years ago
Oh shit ....hang on theres got to be something Kiwi made like that theres know way thoses aussies could of made that on there own
lol
g1ng3r141 2 years ago
im not even austrailian and i now want to invade new zeland
podgewalsh4 2 years ago
lol see this is what the jews and arabs should be like if us kiwis and u ozzys can talk shit like this bout each other then y cant thay thay just need a bunch of anzacs to go show them how to have a beer nd a bbq nd maybe some weed lol world peace any1?
sghaxzor202 2 years ago 4
Best comment so far.
Your theory on world peace has some merit :)
MrYowie 2 years ago
Aussie-bastards...;) haha this is why I love you guys (Even though I still hate you..) Our sheep would just kick your arses if you ever tried to invade NZ though.
Disneyqw 2 years ago 3
I'm not sure if our special forces ever train to protect themselves from sheep, so you may be right!
MrYowie 2 years ago
You mean they're still training them to assault Skippy & Koala bears! ;-) You buggers are always winding us Kiwis up (and vice versa) but the bond between the 2 countries is as strong as ever. I pity any fool who attempts to invade either of our great countries. ANZACs till the end.
gmw44 2 years ago
aha yes you win rugby union but we always win league ....
usually abotu 50 . to 6 ..
darkstarskating 2 years ago
Classic !
1BustedMyth 2 years ago
Well anyway I didn't realise the context so please Mr yowie and all other ockers accept my humble apology, the original Gruen transfer thing was actually quite amusing
And Chigudo is still a salty smelly penis who probably rots in the far north or something...
truekiwijoker 2 years ago
I'd just like to apologise for my previous negative reaction.
I only just heard about this telly programme 'The Gruen transfer' yesterday. I was under the impression this Mr Yowie had come up with this and compiled this himself to be a smug Aussie smart arse.
It didn't help he'd removed anything to do with the programme and put that bogan AC/DC sing over the top.
truekiwijoker 2 years ago