Family Guy - European Porn

[WurstZerHacka]

Ihr Fleisch muss gereinigt werden!

[mahikibeach]

@WurstZerHacka I OFFICIALLY like you!!!!!!!

[MikeSV1989]

MEANWHILE IN EUROPE!

[harrychown1989]

SALUDDDDD

[onliner10000]

I had a feeling that european porn would be 1000000000000000 times better than american porn

[amazingdany]

Euro porn have much, much better-looking and natural actresses, especially the ones from Eastern Euro. It's like watching Vic Secret models banging.

[mrreaderman]

@amazingdany Could you tell us how we may find this wonder? Like what actresses?

[amazingdany]

@mrreaderman Lucie Theodorova, Aletta Ocean, Vero Dasouza just to name a few, especially the Hungarian ones.

[mrreaderman]

@amazingdany Thanks, mate! Will have to look them up. I've gotten pretty sick of the American stuff and have heard great things about the Europeans.

[mrreaderman]

@amazingdany Btw, what do you think of Jana Cova?

[amazingdany]

@mrreaderman Honestly, I never watched any of her "work". So in the name of scientific research, I took a quick look on Fapdudotcom and it seems that she does much more lez than hardcore. But she does have a respectable natural physique that I like.

I personally suggest you look, again on Fapdu-.-com (the best!), anything produced by super-French porn producer, Marc DORCEL (<-keyword to Google). The Russian Institute series there is a good portal to Euro porn.

[mrreaderman]

@amazingdany Thanks so much, again! I haven't seen a ton of her "work" either, but the little I have seen I thought was great. She's definitely hot, imo. I'll have to check out that site. too

PM me if you want to talk (or have any other good tips).

[Pieman155]

...that sounded pretty intense...

[bestmaniscool]

can someone trnaslate this, i know im sick but i want to know what they said, thumbs up the person who correctly translates this

[ultralugia]

@bestmaniscool I don't think they were actually saying anything, hell I don't think those were of any actual European language.

[harrychown1989]

@ultralugia it sounded a mix of Dutch, Polish and Swedish

[TheGalinOfWorld]

@FuckTheReason We think your bears on unicycles.

[optimusprime0616]

BLRAVVOH!!! HISHNOKK!!! BLRAVVOH!!! HISHNOKK!!! BLRAVVOH!!! HISHNOKK!!! BLRAVVOH!!! HISHNOKK!!! BLRAVVOH!!! HISHNOKK!!! SHAALLLUUU!!!! BBAAACCURRUUTTAAAA!!!

That's the actual translation ;)

[029716239]

European porn is hot

[dfontoul]

Well in Greek: "Bravo" means "bravo" LOL

and "Ki allo!" means "more!"

... I have no god damned clue what the woman is saying!

[Fantasyof1995]

Whut?

[Goliacord]

kaluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

[BlinkyBillthekoala]

I'm European and i grunt like that

[thehellogosikeman]

lol brains face!

[jrigvd]

russian???

[Stultus11]

I'm european and i find this very HISHNOOAARK

[MrBigt0]

im german and that is ABSOLUTELY no german =)

[Freaztquickscopezz]

@MrBigt0 not swedish ether

[theRealLTBishop]

1 guy 1 girl in European

[MsAbixxx]

HAHA! I'm British but I think this is German or something lyk that XD

"BLEAURGH!!!"

[GetFuckingFreaky]

@MsAbixxx i'm swedish and i would guess german or the netherlands, they seem to have kinky porn overthere...

[Touchii]

@GetFuckingFreaky its not german or dutch

[MsAbixxx]

@GetFuckingFreaky Have you ever seen a film called Eurotrip? It's sooooo funny and it shows Germans as these sex crazed maniacs! XD

[Dante112]

@MsAbixxx those aint germans amsterdam is in holland.

[GetFuckingFreaky]

@MsAbixxx yeah, i've seen it. xD and that's exactly my thoughts too! haha ;)

[nichtexsistent]

2 Girls 1 Cup was made from amerikans also the amiken Pornos a most of Pervers

[TheAlien659]

Is this German?

[rockthegrey]

@TheAlien659 As a German I'd have to say: I'm really glad it's not! ;-)

[Tomacomo]

@rockthegrey

das language in die kartoonschlag ist fake deutschen, und ich bin ein berliner, und ich nicht unterschtant!!!!

[rockthegrey]

@Tomacomo Wenn du Berliner bist, warum schreibst du dann Deutsch wie ein 4 Jähriger? ;-) It's definetely not fake German. I rather think they're making fun of east Europeans sounding a wee bit like "BLEAURGHA" and "HASHNOOK" ;-)

[Tomacomo]

@rockthegrey

hahaha, ja, you like my fake german, lol =)

[rockthegrey]

@Tomacomo I'm not sure I do ;-)

[pacman4d]

GGAAALLOOOOOOOOO

[FuckTheReason]

i think its so hilarious what picture the amiericans have of us europeans xD

[Vineor]

@FuckTheReason totally xDD

[misterrandompancake]

@FuckTheReason It's definitely more hilarious to picture what Europeans think of us:

"HOWDY Y'ALL I'M AN AMERICAN AND I LIKE TO DRINK OIL AND SELL WORK TO OTHER COUNTRIES X3

[FuckTheReason]

@misterrandompancake

that's not really the first clichés that comes to my mind xD

[RileyRivalle2]

@FuckTheReason: Can't be more hilarious than the picture we have of them though. ^^

[RANDOMSP123]

@FuckTheReason XD you know america king of stereotypes!

[loke177]

@FuckTheReason it's not funny, it's sad

[juxmook]

"BLEAURGH!!!!"

"HISHNOOK!!!"

[arnibaldur]

America = 47 countries and more than 300 languages = a whole continent

Europe = 45 countries about 50 languages and some dialects = a part of a continent

Facts from the "All knowing and always right" internet.

[arnibaldur]

@arnibaldur I'm guessing the video is voiced over by somone from New Orleans, eating their mama's shrimp.

[Bullshitvol2]

@arnibaldur

sorry to shatter your dreams, but actually... Europe is a continent.

Try to actually read next time when spitting out facts.

[rockthegrey]

@Bullshitvol2 Actually it's not... at least not geographically spoken. It's part of Eurasia but is considered a continent regarding history and culture. So cut arnibaldur some slack...

[Bullshitvol2]

@rockthegrey

>geographically spoken

confirmed for complete moron

Continents have nothing to do with tectonic plates. NOTHING. Elsewise India, Newsealand and Mexico would be a continent too. Do you think the olympic flag has 5 rings just for fun?

"The five Olympic rings represent the five continents involved in the Olympics: Africa, Asia, America (north and south); Europa and Australia" The last one Antarktika is missing, because its a dead continent (No inhabitants)

[rockthegrey]

@Bullshitvol2

> confirmed for complete moron

confirmed for being a smartass and something else I only know German swearwords for.

So you actually use the Olympic rings as a point? Nice :-)

Why don't you just take some soothing pills and stop acting like an internet-jerk.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@Bullshitvol2 That's what you think muahahahahaha Antarktikains rise up for WARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! MUAHAHAHAHA *cough* I mean no there's nothing there no at all, hehehehe

[Qwertyteck1]

@arnibaldur 300 languages? where did you get this from? in America we talk english,french,spanish and portugal

[mikeymikemikey1]

@Qwertyteck1 You forgot klingon 

[Qwertyteck1]

@mikeymikemikey1 yea ofc :)

[ClaviculaNotoria]

@Qwertyteck1 Lol you said Portugal.

[Qwertyteck1]

@ClaviculaNotoria

LOL???

Brazil my friend Brazil :)))

FAIIIL

[Pesanteuse]

@arnibaldur I would probably stop using the site you found that information on -.-

[MAlatinboy]

This is nothing like that high-class British porn, but it's not so bad.

[fiddleandcatz]

FOR GOODNESS SAKES AMERICA heres a little test that I know many people would get wrong, name three countries in the European Union AND the FOUR countries that make up the United Kingdom.

[TOSportsFan1990]

@fiddleandcatz Germany, France and Spain. England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales. (im from Canada does that count?)

[fiddleandcatz]

@TOSportsFan1990 Canada is awesome! I am talking about USA basically the ones that have the irritating accent (Canadians do not have irritating accents!!)

[AmzitheSoldier]

@fiddleandcatz The General American and Canadian Accents are exactly the same >.>'

Portugal, Greece, Italy, Ireland. (all four EU countries I named are having major debt problems :])

Northern Ireland, Wales, England, and Scotland. The people I find who are most ignorant (and arrogant) are Europeans...

[94SwedishGuy]

@AmzitheSoldier "major debt problems" you mean like USA :O

[AmzitheSoldier]

@94SwedishGuy No... To the point of whats happening in Europe, not even close... >.>'

[94SwedishGuy]

@AmzitheSoldier But it sounded like what happened to USA, don´t think you have it better in any way, you only think so but that doesn´t make it right

[biggestwwefan100]

@AmzitheSoldier happy that you didnt sad my country's name in europe

[AmzitheSoldier]

@biggestwwefan100 Uhhh.... Hate to break this to you, but your country IS IN Europe >.>' Perhaps buying a map would help with your lack of education.

[Nascarking24]

@fiddleandcatz Germany, France, Greece & England Scotland, Notrthern Ireland, Wales.

[TheRandomnessx7]

LMAO 

[PaRoDiEr1993]

What Brian just watched, I watched it too. Now my left arm is ripped.

[gredangeo]

@PaRoDiEr1993 Dude, can I have your left arm? I'd be balanced out then. :)

[DJdevi95]

i think it was turky

[HPgamingPERSON]

it sounds like the sims :L

[GodOfUnbelief]

he shnak he shnak

[FG2Racer]

DAM SCOTS

[mrTacroy]

this is some hardcore shit right there....

[du6167]

Sims?

[Alterego912]

It's funny because we have no idea what he is looking at

[TudorRose85]

LOL Brian's face!

[F0ck93]

I dont get this :S....

[mnemoniccourier]

Europe is so fucking horny. :D

[Halldisa]

LOL it's so true.

[Kratatch]

LOL at making fun of germans.

[Changchey]

So true! (besides UK) HAVE YOU SEEN EUROPEAN PORN!

[skyvoc2000]

All of your are actually so fucking stupid. you should have been drowned at birth.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Maybe it's backwards?  O.o

[GAMERSHARK100]

I'm European and i find that sexy.

[CalicoKitteh]

This reminds me of somthing the Sims would say.

[Revaris]

I'm European and I....was the camera man for that porno. Oh god the trauma.

[Timmevds]

I'm offensive and I find this very European

[HellkarinTelkkari]

Im european and i find this offensive...

[makikihustle]

I've seen that porno. I remember it from the distinct dialogue.

[VobisPacem]

lol the comments are so cute. everyone's like "it's your crappy language." "no, it's YOUR crappy language."

[Fantasygold2]

Really sounds like The Sims x'''D

[gothicgrowler]

I preffer Eatern Eruropean porn xD

[stevebut]

This sounds someway Turkish, Norwegian and German at the same time.

[SarahImmortal]

I died after "Kaalooool".

XD

[JozzyHBR]

He's watching the Sims porn??

[bahamasartits]

lol any 1 else wander wat was goin on on that laptop?

[ZeeJeff]

That sounded more like Iranian porn to me.

[afshin021]

@ZeeJeff im iranian and sounded nothing like close to iranian sounded more eastern european

[ZeeJeff]

@afshin021 Well, I did say Iranian 'porn', they don't have to be speaking the language -- just let whatever sound come out. I'd imagine Eastern European porn would have a lot more heavy breathing. Yes, my mind is messed up.

[cloetv12345]

brain reaction was priceless

[jonnavdpas]

WHAT IS AIR!? XD

[wrestlingfan65]

their language was like a mix of chinese german polish russian japanese french korean slovakian arab turkish hyroglifics tongue and gibberish

[Asamighost]

the british one was funny, this one wasnt...

[weezycandygirl]

dont get it.

[songokumone]

cant stop laughing!!!

[AppleInYourPiexDD]

it sounds like my parents fighting in arabic language O-O

[TheAlien659]

More like Australian or Robot porn

[italianchriswilko100]

holy crap it sounds pretty awesome.

[Lolanimetion]

Sounds like the sims having sex

[Landmark356]

I'd rather watch British porn.

"Almost... almost... almost... there we are."

"Well done."

[EuroMIX2]

@Landmark356

I think you mean HIGH CLASS British porn good sir.

The low class stuff is as sleazy as the rest, just with more "skin". :P

[flightsim13]

@Landmark356 hmmm darling wouldn't it be dashing if we had sexual intercourse right now?

hmm yes it would dear.

[sebaswow40]

that is the sound of tv after midnight in Europe...

[khrismuc]

I'm pretty sure this isn't an actual language.

[GMGLoneWolf]

@khrismuc its polish/swedish that direction.

[NicePianoMusic]

@khrismuc

It is European..

[Timmevds]

@NicePianoMusic right... 

[khrismuc]

@NicePianoMusic ? Europe isn't a country, and European isn't a language.

Jesus people, get over it. I don't get why people are still commenting this with stupid guesses about what mixture of which languages this is. Do I have to disable comments? Come on.

[ksb78]

@khrismuc THANK YOU! Its just meant to be a joke. Folks got no sense of humor.

[zafiris12]

@khrismuc i think it's german...



[Montreal86]

@zafiris12

no, its definitely not german.

[Kamikazeesouled]

@khrismuc europeans speak french herp derp derp

[thenaar01]

@khrismuc The language is Rus im not from Russia but im not totally stupid

[darulebaby]

@khrismuc did you make your account name especially for this video? as it sounds exactly the same as what they are saying

[mbstylo]

@darulebaby HAHAH OMG THAT'S TOO FUNNY

[Wazar99]

@khrismuc LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!­!!

[NicePianoMusic]

@khrismuc Dude I'm not retarded, it was a joke. I'm from the Netherland myself..

[DjLsdMixes]

@khrismuc i dont think you caught his sarcasm.

[zfrtable]

@khrismuc some people are just idiots.. aren't they

[xraymone]

@khrismuc orly captain obvious?

[rietveen26]

@NicePianoMusic smart one, dude

[PokeemonGamez]

@NicePianoMusic well thank you xd

[Vorigan]

@NicePianoMusic

It`s danish. if you know what this is^^

European as a country LOL

[NicePianoMusic]

@Vorigan

Legoland! Yeah I'm from Holland so yes, I know;)

[TheRisingDevils]

That's more Russian

[MrKerag]

@TheRisingDevils it's not

[WardahTheBlaqQ]

Well, I live in East Europe (the Slavic part), and to me this sounds like a weird combo of Finnish and Japanese and maybe Turkish. So there is *some* Europe in it. Hilarious scene, btw! :)

[rucsok15]

lol its obvious that none of you actually know what slavic, german or hungarian languages sound like. fail.

[impresioname33]

Yeah........

I'm gonna masterbate now

[FAIDAMUZIK]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[PokeemonGamez]

lol i live in europe and i really have to say that people have to calm down about it jesus its just family guy

[SuperNabludatel]

it is neither russian nor slavic in general. And it doesn`t seem to be german or romanian. Hungarian i guess. The most porno is produced in the USA (brazzers and so on), than goes Gremany. Be smart, dudes.

[kicsihubi]

@SuperNabludatel

Nope, it is not hungarian. It has to be something else.

[12345678909269]

Hungarian, Slovak, Romanian, Russian, latvian or something :D

[Qwertyteck1]

@12345678909269

these languages doesn't sound simmilar at all xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[12345678909269]

@Qwertyteck1 I know, but i doubt this is dutch, german, french or spanish :P So it had too be something from the ye good old Eastern bloc! + most european pornstars are from countries such as Czech republic, Russia, Ukraine, balts, etc rather then Swedish or French.

[CapitalBhoy78]

Ah the famous Putin tape of 88', what a joy to hear it's finally been found.

[criscros7]

Europe is a continent, not a country. The European Union doesn't equal Europe. European countries are vastly different culturally, economically and politically. It's like saying "American porn" when you mean Venezuela.

[spidnok]

im quite sure that tha is russian porn, which is not a art of europe, and even if it is, it isnt

[NitoViis]

thats more like arabic

[withweedspace]

which language should that be? hahaha

[Laszczka]

HE SAYS BRAVO .... WHY CANT YOU HEAR THAT

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Sounds German lol

[Ulavenschweizer]

sound kinda arabic

[legoclaw14]

is it uropean or european

[Alexc3217]

@legoclaw14 ... Srsly?

[JariandRobin]

i'm uropean T_T

[Alexc3217]

@JariandRobin Find it hard to believe... for specific reasons...