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  • that awkward moment when u realize: this was probably My father in his 20s.

  • Very good, even if the monkey did scare the shit out of me at the end.. who minds a little electrical shock after some great entertainment? well me but

  • It's ironic, but this stereotype (however offensive) is actually MORE timely now than in the 80's, thanks to the outsourcing of tech jobs to India!

  • Oh no!!! You forgot nun soup!

    Great vid tho! Love that film

    ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

  • Bimbo!

  • I love Indians.

  • NOOOO!!! Your forgot the best one: "'Wouldn't You Like to Be A Pepper Too?' ... I am not understanding that reference." Seriously, I can't believe that I haven't been able to find the Dr Pepper insertion, when Number 5 was reading a billboard shortly after he left the NOVA complex.

  • Ah the eighties when we could make fun of stereo types and nobody got all bent of shape about it. Screw you political correctness

  • You know what many people are using nowdays? what? Headlights

  • I loved this movie as a kid, but of course I didn't get about half of what Ben was talking about (being innocent and all). Now as an adult it's 100s of times better!Whenever life gets me down, all I have to do is watch this a few times and life is great again!

  • Had to check this out again after It was talked about on Joe Rogans Podcast.

  • "Let's break wind!" Ahahaha! Funniest guy ever! :)

  • nun soup....nun soup isn't in this

  • I am sporting a tremendous woody.. wow lol I never understood that when I was younger

  • this guys not even a real indian, he is just pretending to be.

  • You missed the part when Ben and Newton hear Skroeder's voice on the radio and Ben says "It's Scrotum."

  • "Hi, honey. What is for dinner?" -EPIC LOL!!!

  • OMG im sporting a tremendous woody right now...xD

  • Oh man. Now I have to go see if this is on Netflix instant streaming. I forgot how great Ben was!

  • Ben: "Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run"

    Nova guy: "Good Answer"

    Ben: "OOOOOH!" - LOL!!!

  • "I am thinking she is a virgin, or at least she used to be."

  • Thumbs up if nicepeter sent you here!!

  • nicepeter sent me here

  • fantastic work.

  • I had a crush on him as a kid.

  • lol punch the sack

  • Whenever I see Benjamin, I think of this little Computer Shop... Within this Shop, is a Guy who almost resembles Benjamin, (<---NOT RACIST) They once said in response to, "It's all Greek to Me".

    (While Someone was refering to Computer Components,) "American. -They build these parts in America.".

    We never knew if He was mocking Us for being White, though. :-P.

  • ok you missed another excellent one the campfire scene....newton crosby talking with Number 5 when suddenly he exclaims... Holy ...ShiT...!!!! Number 5 says

    ShiT ?..... Where ShiT?.....I Don't See ShiT...!!

  • I forgot how funny that movie was.I seen it when I was 10 and didn't get most of the humor.The funniest thing is that the actor that played Ben(Fisher Stevens)isn't even Indian.So this was kinda like the original Borat.

  • You forgot: "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"!

  • @entarileviathon yeah that was the best part.

  • Nostalgia Critic says, "The Racist Indian Guy will be right back after these messages" lol

  • nun soup!

  • "...with excitement like this who is needing enimas?

    lol its so funny to look at the movies and kids shows I loved when I wasn't even in 1st grade yet and see how dirty some of their jokes are.. i feel like parents these days are too sensitive and try to make stuff too squeaky clean. If the kids too young, it's just going to go over their head and and there's no harm.

  • lol just found out this dude is not really Indian....it seems pretty obvious now but I never questioned it before.

  • My favorite is from SC2:

    HOW ARE YOU LOSING A 700 POUND CAR KEY!???!!!!!

  • Where is "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?"

  • @doctoroctos Johnny 5 said that.

  • LMAO am OM GOODNESS I am sporting a tremendous Woody!!! LMAO

  • This was how I got my YouTube username.

  • Ben: "Byebye goofy woman! I have enjoyed repeately throwing you to the ground!"

  • The sound in the end  of this video is horrid. Very bad idea to put the cry of a monkey at the end of such a good moment.

  • @becomepostal you are correct. However I just got my first editing software when I made this clip and I was over eager too use everything in it including transitions, sound effects, etc. I wouldn't put it in there knowing what I do now.

  • @DasGreenCow Thanks for your answer. It is a frequent beginner flaw indeed, to try to use everything that is on its disposal.

  • This guy should have been in Slumdog Millionaire. He could have been the game show host.

  • My favorite is:

    Boss - "It could blow up a bus full of nuns! How would you like to write the headline on that one?"

    Ben - "Nun Soup?"

  • its minkowski from LOST!!!

  • I just ROFL'ed so hard.

    Ben is the most underrated supporting character of all time.

    "I am sporting a TREMENDOUS Woody right now!"

  • For the Pete of Sake! For the sate of peak!

  • Racist Indian Guy will be right back...

  • He's from Bakersfield originally, ancestors from Pittsburgh, lmao!

  • no no no sir oh dear lol

  • Now he's got a Oscar for The Cove. Come a long way.

  • I love that he's a white guy playing an Indian guy. I miss the 80s when things like that were ok.

  • I'm suddenly wondering why it's still okay for Mike Myers to play ridiculous scottish and dutch stereotypes. *lol* And Johnny Depp playing a gay english rasta man? No one bats an eye. :P

  • @knotengaged Hank Azaria still does that- Apu Nahasamapeetalan.

  • LOL everytime at "I am standing here beside myself " and " now i have no job to speak about, I will have to smack the sidewalf " hahaha

  • hilarious.

  • hahaha he is so funny

  • Where's "Scrotum?"

  • and "nun soup?"

  • @fyrewoman77 No Ben montage is complete without Scrotum and a side of Nun Soup.

  • "The Warmth inside your heart makes others.......h... happy..."

    "I still like this one... Opportunity is waiting... you need only to open the door"

  • @SamFisher147 Omigawd, yes. There needs to be a part two of this for SC2. His lines were just as golden in the second movie. xD

  • I still love the one with "what if he sets a bus full of nuns on fire?! What would that headline be?!"

    "Nun soup?"

  • so shoud have added that in.

    LoL.

  • With excitement like this, who is needing enema?

  • "I am thinking she is a virgin.. or at least she used to be" LOOOL

  • I am standing here beside myself.

  • does anyone really get that? or do u all just think that it was just a weird thing for him to say??

  • I can't really think of the real phrase that he's mocking, so I think it was something weird and random for him to say.

  • I've heard the saying "he was beside himself with anger" meaning that someone is really mad.

  • Not just about anger.... the actual phrase would be "I am beside myself" or "he was beside himself with excitement!" It means you're in shock and/ or disbelief. But Ben didn't quite get the phrase right.

    There needs to be more emphases in the quote "This is an opportunity to spread your legs" hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa GOLD!

  • i wonder if Ben will be in the remake, who could play him?

  • Dev Patel!

  • "with excitement like this who is needing enema?" 2:10

  • "I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run."

  • Where's "Nun-soup"?? lol :)

  • Now we know where the inspiration for Apu came from

  • I saw this movie (edited for tv?) a few times when i was in Elementary school ... then bought SC2 ... now I need to get my hands on the uncut original lol.

  • This is some seriously funny shtuff.

    "I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run."

  • oh my goodness! I am sporting a tremendous woody right now! lol!

  • Hafta admit...for the 80s ..that's a nearly spot-on Indian Accent lol :D

  • hear my dust, let us break wind!! hahaha, cracks me every time

  • I've seen this movie a dozen times, and it's still hilarious!! Love this guy!!! :)

  • GRADE A

  • Wow, that is...adorable, yet offensive!

  • Thank you for posting this. i've spent my entire life perfecting my Indian accent and this movie was one of my greatest inspirations. please post ben clips from short circuit 2. "

  • big thank you and rofl for your jabituya-mix. i love it!

  • OH! HER PANTS ARE BLAZING FOR YOU, NEWTON CROSBY!

    This movie only got funnier for me when I was in adolescence because of all of Ben's mangled sex humor.

  • "with excitement like this who is needing enimas!"

    Short Circuit is a great film. Thanks for sharing!

  • lmao at BIMBO twice

  • LMAO!!

  • 1:33 OH MY GOODNESS I AM SPORTING A COMMANDER'S WOODY RIGHT NOW !! wtf lololol o ma goodness gracious dude funniest accent ever

  • It's actually "tremendous" not "commander's" but it was awesome.

  • Haha awesome! Thanks for posting! I was looking for the quote "ohhh, her pants are blazing for you!" :)

  • lol 0:24 forward is funny BIMBO when he runs out the van the sounds he makes lol

  • You left out the part when he calls Skroeder 'scrotum'. XD

    HAHA 'Let us punch the sack, tomorrow is the next day' & 'I will have to smack the sidewalk' LOVE this movie!

  • "Will you grow up?" LOL

  • lol its been ages

    I never understood these joke haha

  • I love Ben!

  • You missed out the best one- 'I have seen some crazy drivers in my time. But you, you will be awarded a cake!'

  • @jemma1787 That is the best line ih the movie

  • @jemma1787 also you know what is out there in the great outdoors? Girls. Mmmmm! With brassieres and legs - mmm. You have a working knowledge of girls?

  • omg i love this movie and ben is my fav character its funny on #2 "number johnny 5! were have you been! o my goodness you been vandelized!" lol on2 the start calling him johnny 5 instead of number 5

  • lol."i am thinking she is a virgin,or at least she used to be!"

  • LOL..can't believe no one has commented on this....good job :)

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