Bumpy Southwest Flight Flight Attendants Talking

[tahoeskiier]

I hate trying to pee while there is turbulence. I usually will lean agaisnt the side wall and give it my best shot. You ladies are so lucky that you can pee while sitting down and you don thave to worry about peeing all over the place.

[Axmedkoole]

Another way to save money for airline. Blame turbulence to stop drink service. Why not use pouched drinks and straw.

[719abbink]

@TarrVlogs the no smoking signs on SWA don't light up but they are there.

[TarrVlogs]

Anyone else notice that the No Smoking sign is OFF!

[miamad]

I just took a shit, and I see corn nibblets.

[pirculator]

Unfortunately I've been on much worse

[boamuro]

She sounds drunk... it's bumpy because something is going on in the cockpit if you know what I mean...

[thermo1984]

weak like we have never been on a plane before....wheres the shaking and turbulance?

[ccaa6732]

Sounds like she took a few downers

[RickMakesGoodVideos]

Does Southwest serve real meals like chiken

[DancingSpiderman]

@RickMakesGoodVideos

No real food like chiggen.... Southwest only serves Thai food , like peanuts and beer

[RickMakesGoodVideos]

@DancingSpiderman That sucks I have herd Southwest has sandwitches and a box full of cookies and crakers and all that

[DancingSpiderman]

@RickMakesGoodVideos

A solution: Buy a footlong sammich at a Subway BEFORE you get to the airport, not the Subway at the airport. Unfortunately you have to make for a little bit of extra time to stop at one before you get to the airport. Do that before you get in a cab if you take a cab to the airport.

The sammich is cheap, it's good food, and it's no hassle, and the airport staff will let you on the plane with yer sammich. Airport food is such a rip.

Sometimes, low-brow is the best way

[RickMakesGoodVideos]

@DancingSpiderman it doest really matter because all airline food sucks well it is kind of a good thing southwest just serves simple things

[DancingSpiderman]

@RickMakesGoodVideos Yep, simple foods in "fun size" packages presents much less of a "vomit comet" factor than prepared airline meals...

[bobjl527]

@DancingSpiderman.....can you really take food on the plane? I thought that wasn't allowed anymore. Thanks for the info. I'll have to remember next time.

[DancingSpiderman]

@bobjl527 It's been about 10 months since the last time I was on a plane, but , yeah, I was taking on board Subway sammich at various airports or a "to go" wrapped multiple food items, bought before I got to the airport.

Just keep in mind though, the thing WILL be searched, so just know that whatever you try to pass on through the security will be thoroughly examined before you take it onto the gate waiting area. Security will NOT let you take coffee cups, nor soda cans opened NOR unopened.

[DancingSpiderman]

@bobjl527 Don't hold me to what I've told you... I'm just trying to tell you that I'VE done this with no problem.

You might want to check with the website of the airline you are flying, and somewhere handy on their website, there should be instructions on what carry-on food is good to go thru the security checkpoint. It's always BEST to check with the actual info source for info, which isn't too painful to check on.

Because, I know, airport food prices ARE A RIP

:) friend

[sideslide23]

you guys its the temperature from cold to hot and bunch of hot air and gust wind so its not the pilots doing it, because when I went from Phoenix to Salt Lake city its was shaky ride.

[anice1983]

Does she use weed from Holland lool

Coz she sounds like a stoned woman

[bluehachiroku]

I kept thinking she was telling those kids.. "now, we're not coming out with the drinks, until you all are behaving yourselves,and not a minute sooner. So, settle yourselves down and we'll consider venturing out with the drinks cart. Do you hear me?"

[2009AdamH]

this has happened before with Delta from MCO to ATL we had smooth weather or what they call turbulent..... so they suspended our free beverages and then came out 20 minutes before the flight landed and gave us free water....

[bgrunberg]

I don't get it... is it because she's talking slow? if so, well she's probably from Texas (Southwest headquarters), so that explains that. I don't know how this has over 100k+ views.

[tombirkland]

Maybe she's talking slow so that she can be understood--sometimes those PA systems are really bad.

[skeletor1320]

It sounds like she had a few.

[stybarrow]

i love SWA. the other carriers blow.

[KuostA]

why is she talking overwhelmingly slow.

[kenpalmer1965]

This is both interested and ironic. A flight I flew on from Houston,Texas to Ontario,C.A. has a similar scenario. We encountered considerable turbulence and the captain had to suspend beverage and snack service by having the flight attedants take their seats. It was quite bumpy indeed. At one point, he dropped some altitude where is was smoother. A bit suspenseful for a while there for us!

Ken Palmer

[hdeeplive]

what do you mean exactly that he dropped altitude?

[bluehachiroku]

in layman's terms.. the Capt reduced the aircraft altitude.

[jggallow01]

and....

[vyprcejmiokacka]

i am not a pilot but i think turbulence is fine as long engines are running and the plane is not upside down.

[airlinecaptain]

Turbulence is extremelu common, no damage done. Only in extreme cases can the aircraft be put under stress.

[YTDVC]

Depends on the kind and strenght of the turbulence.

Light ones are okay.

[Nateyboi1]

Lol, yeah that flight is horrible... Try it in a 2 seat prop plane... even WORSE.

[unc68]

worse turbulence...16 seat prop job flying into anchorage

[discothief]

Turbulence = Brown Trousers!!

[omfgCantGetaUsername]

i swear this sounds like the same flight attendant i had on swa on my flight back to philly from orlando. i told her she had a nice accent.

[purplefl0wer]

This has 126,000+ views!?!?!?!

[Taunton82]

Now 126,001

[7FridayGirl109]

i always get scared it we have turbulance :P

[TheCurls91]

i am flying tom, i hope the tubulance isn't too bad, though it would be kinda funny if i had to go to the Bathroom

[TheFunBros]

on my northwest flight manila to japan there was a turbulence while i was eating and the juice/milk spilled all over me and lol i was lucky i was wearing the blanket..

[Oddjob2331]

You think that turbulance is bad? Try Wind Shears and Microbursts and other weather  related stuff

[Iamadork1475]

lol i love turbulence... except for when your in the bathroom or your making your way back to your seat... one time i fell on someone... lol they were so surprised and like everyone was laughing.

[ansettaddict123]

LOL!!! being in the toliet when turbulence hits is bad:P esp if your a guy, we all know where thats leading!!:P LOL!!

[HugelyBig]

Haha! I was in turbulence getting into London once and the flight attendant fell on me! XD

It was pretty amusing. We had a hard landing too, so this guy in the middle screamed "Oh shit!", not realizing we were landing. That was also amusing. Gotta love turbulent flights. =D

[firstclasspassenger]

was the flight attendant cute? lol

[TonyBananas101]

she was probably heading to the bathroom to screw someone :)

[101202101]

I think of turbulence like a roller coaster. Unless its catastrophic failure, its amazing :D

[waitEveryday]

@Iamadork1475 I hate turbulence. Wish I was like you, but I absolutely hate it. (...and I worked for Continental and flew home every weekend, now I work for Southwest.)

[cosmicviewer477]

@Iamadork1475 I can put up with it, just as long as it's not turbulence during stormy weather. I hate flying in rainy/stormy weather. Ugh!

[TonkatrainHONKHONK]

@cosmicviewer477 What's wrong with rainy/stormy? That kind of thing doesn't effect the aircraft at all.

[cosmicviewer477]

@TonkatrainHONKHONK: Of course I know that intellectually, but when the bumpiness starts, it makes me feel queasy.

[shaithis45]

@cosmicviewer477 LOL, you wouldn't like a twin prop all that much in heavy winds. Safer on a bigger plane.

[enzedbrit]

@Iamadork1475 It seems every time I enter the toilet, the aeroplane hits turbulence.

[DancingSpiderman]

@enzedbrit hold onto something..woOOOooaahh.... (claustrophobic turbulence inside an airplane restroom inflight)

And be sure to lift your butt off the toilet seat JUST BEFORE you press the flush button hahahaha

[GHANArocks]

i hate turbulence so much

[firstclasspassenger]

do u have motion sickness or something?

[cruisecrazy113]

I love trublance, but only if I really don't have to use the bathroom

[radbcc]

what?

[STLBluesrule44]

ok good for you the it was bumpy... why do we care

[residentswat]

that is robot

[yoshinetzero]

i hate turbulence

[alexgamer77]

turbulence classic

[1bosnia1]

Southern Robot

[JamesLiveProductions]

wtf

[jonathan1stewart]

I got kicked off a SWA flight because my boobs are too big.

[ImagineerJonas]

lol that is so gross!! and that wouldnt happen becuase the police offficers or any of the staff have to mind there one bussiness

[UninflatedDevil462]

ya know i kinda belive that... SWA does have a dresscode

[leethomas123]

is that a robot

[MrVivViv]

AAAAAAM FROM ALABAMA :P

[iPatxx]

That lady sounds like my old Assistant Principal.. haha

[tonybklyn]

Did they ever finish that "Drawnk" service?

[gezelle007]

isnt it funny how all the really fucked up flight videos are all from southwest flights?!

[swa5297]

not really

[Kobeydurham]

i think its cause he did that accidently when he turned it off

[UnitedAirlines719]

It didnt they moved the camera

[linknpark5780]

it didnt dumbass, they moved the camera

[ilkiepie45]

whats with all the crappy flight attendants for southwest?

[Kimmay11]

God forbid you don't get your cup of whatever. FYI: Pilots tell you to sit down and discontinue service - you do it. If you're injured and the company finds out you weren't supposed to be out of your jumpseat, they will not pay for your on the job injury. So, next time: Bring your own soda!

[LFB59]

Also you will be reported to F.A.A and written up!

[spiritwingsvirtual]

yes that is true if you bring it from home, but if you buy a soda at the airport you can take it on the plane.

[marshmallower]

Its a shame that you can't bring liquids on flights anymore though

[moomoomonica]

you can just not in your carry on bags

[Davidmac08]

? You can bring all the liquids you want onto a flight, you just have to aquire them after you pass through security.

[njanaki]

you can bring them on only if they are from the shops after security checkpoint to get into your terminal

[buckstud]

ok idiot alcoholics if its not safe to pull out a 100lbs plus cart and wheel it down the isle so you could get a drink. Think about it the next time you are stuck in traffic and get thirsty.They are there for your safety not your cup or liquids.

[heathmac2007]

lol @ 'drank service'

[gailwin]

she sounds like she's fuckin drunk!

[MinnesotaMan13]

the drink service is delayed because she is drinking it all!

[ComeTouchMe13]

u mean she sounds like shes "drank"

[7789902]

Uhhh! That slow slack jawed accent is so damn annoying. Fuck! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

[xsomeguyx101]

agreed... that waitress sounds like Flo from the old Alice TV show. another stupid redneck waitress.

[flightcrew]

The F/A on the PA is from Charlotte, North Carolina!

[gezelle007]

wtf is this. that chick talks so slow- texans.

[ALBERTOSKATER436]

im texan or lived all my life in texas and we dont talk like that lol

[gezelle007]

lol

[johnayerger13]

i have cousins from texas but they dont talk like that but if ur talkin about drunk cowboys then yes she does!

[gezelle007]

hahaah. ya she sounds pretty wasted.

[AIRDOLPHIN93]

I suppose it would be hilarious if they decided to come out with the trolleys. There would be food and drink everywhere. :D (Fast Service??? lol

[Philter137]

Lame.

[knucklecallus]

what the fuck is the point of the video. how could anyone favorite this video.

[fratguy68]

sum people are easily entertained i guess :/

[knucklecallus]

yeah, but i mean, look at how ridiculous this is. worst

video

ever.

[nickg773]

no there's actually an underlying message in this great video

[kathryn120]

I see people on the planes all the time eating and drinking like savages during moderate turbulence. How on earth can people eat at a time like that I often wonder.. Spilling coffee and drinks about and all...

[uvaid]

ohh gosh, she sounds either southern or from Texas! haha

I *heart* soutwest.

[ivfummi]

that's true 'cause if it is a bumpy flight and they continue their service, trolleys, carts etc., might just 'fly' off and hurt passengers. if flight attendants get hurt who will take care of the passengers ... lol!