(sigh) The one I saw, in the early to mid 1990's was " a big black man named Ben" and it was oodles better, being all cartoon, longer, funnier, and without any cuss words in it because the bleeping was done better. And, it sounded more like a real infomercial. I'm very disappointed as I've been looking for it, off and on, for years, and this is the closest I've come to finding it .. and it's a lot like looking for top sirloin and getting a big mac instead.
You crackers might think it's funny to make stupid videos like this to make fun of us but I'll tell you right now that you white nerds probably don't get laid.
White girls hate white boys cause ya'll got small peckerwoods. They love going after us big black guys because there is nothing better than a big black cock impaling their whtie vaginas deeply.
yo u racist fuck it aint makin fun of u for real dude and for u 2 bring up our white women go in to alabama lets c how much pussy u get... and stop goin 2 a bunch of rabie infested states with nasty ass disease ridden white bitches u can hav them all its fine I TELL U HUT
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haha awesome comment. i think niggers only do 3 things : play basketball , rap music and steal ... so if u see one that is not playing or rapping , u better run
THIS IS CLASSIC! I remember this vid introduced me to NewGrounds YEARS ago! (Actually, I believe this is as slightly modified version. The CLASSIC CLASSIC was ALL FLASH Animated with none of the goofy looking people or BMW. It was normally drawn.
DAMN I remember this shit back from high school in 2001, this shit had me laughing, the web site newgrounds has all this funny shit.
filmhero5 4 weeks ago
fuck u too canada!
LegitVisionz 1 month ago
I want a big black guy named Ben :D
ThatBlueTroll 3 months ago
"get away from the car mother fu*ucker."
Whats the point of the bleep??
xMajikMaestrox 4 months ago
not as funny as the megaman version lol
Jamora 4 months ago
Dood I bought like seven of these! :D
UncleRiv 5 months ago
11 people bought Big Black Bens, and now they can't get near their car :P
mario1136 5 months ago
In my town big black guys get shot
chucknchar 5 months ago
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Little toy car: $6.43
Piece of shit car: $300
Small ass cupboard: $45
Rug thats gonna get dirty anyway: over 20 goddamn dollars
Fake ass Jewelry: Over $30 $40
Sheets: $15.97
Angry Black Man making a Youtube video at walmart: priceless
chasefilming 5 months ago
I love the giant ass in Rokemon :D
redback3 5 months ago
First of All FUCK Canada..
TheBold707 9 months ago
@TheBold707 I agree, FUCK Canada.
Snake13042 6 months ago
I want one...
MrSplattycakes 10 months ago
That's exactly why america loves black people.
azkeyz 10 months ago
what if a big black guy named ben steals your car?
hatsjer 10 months ago 8
love it instead of hearing this weeeoooweeeoooo , youl hear this , GET AWAY FROM THE CAR MOTHERF****R
bernotas27 11 months ago
this shit works,i bought one 3 weeks ago every time me and ben go to mcdonalds they give us free mc-doubles and drinks and shit !!!! >:)
bluntman305 11 months ago
1:02 - 1:06 lol
RizMBlaZeR 1 year ago
reminds me of big black off that skating video, anyone remeber that? now that was funny
DarkShroom 1 year ago
i like the part when he sais get away from the car,motherf*cker
tedchirvasiu 1 year ago
the big black guy named ben won't let me near my car
tristan9009 1 year ago 3
What happens if two of these cars were parked next to each other and they both hade a bigh black man named ben in them? Post man pat
meatisdeliciouse 1 year ago
@meatisdeliciouse u r fucked then
DeezyChris 11 months ago
@DeezyChris Get away from the car motha ****er, Get away from the car moter ****er. "what did you say?" "no, What did YOU say?"
meatisdeliciouse 11 months ago
Is Ben someone you know in real life ?
geethike 1 year ago
@geethike yep
DeezyChris 11 months ago
(sigh) The one I saw, in the early to mid 1990's was " a big black man named Ben" and it was oodles better, being all cartoon, longer, funnier, and without any cuss words in it because the bleeping was done better. And, it sounded more like a real infomercial. I'm very disappointed as I've been looking for it, off and on, for years, and this is the closest I've come to finding it .. and it's a lot like looking for top sirloin and getting a big mac instead.
artistwhoworks 1 year ago
That's from Neil Rogers
bachotime 1 year ago
yo u been smkibn dt good kronik or what nigga keeps u high 4 real dogg
dafuksup 1 year ago
CANADA 4 EVER BEEEAAAACHHH
DavidFlyLee 1 year ago
Is this the original?
FedoraRanger 1 year ago
0:57 best part
TheTrevor101 1 year ago
Get away from the car MOTher FuKer
ShakenManager 1 year ago
Its kind of hard not to be racist when you look up this stuff.
dderrick345 1 year ago
lol nice!)
DYfez 1 year ago
get away from the car mother*BEEP*er
TheRoeBro 1 year ago
hahahahaha i cant stop laffin
RAPPPER4LIFE 1 year ago
What does he do if they just get in the car?
thesimpsonsfreak101 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOoL
#LOL #FTW #WTF
nirorinify 1 year ago
Hehehe, nice
Get Away from My Commentary, Mother F****r!!!
Russiarules1 2 years ago
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You crackers might think it's funny to make stupid videos like this to make fun of us but I'll tell you right now that you white nerds probably don't get laid.
White girls hate white boys cause ya'll got small peckerwoods. They love going after us big black guys because there is nothing better than a big black cock impaling their whtie vaginas deeply.
stealthkiller2107 2 years ago
hahahaha
ganorth937 2 years ago
Tell that to your 14 abandoned children.
church1000 2 years ago
@stealthkiller2107 BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
sonicheroes777 2 years ago
@stealthkiller2107
yo u racist fuck it aint makin fun of u for real dude and for u 2 bring up our white women go in to alabama lets c how much pussy u get... and stop goin 2 a bunch of rabie infested states with nasty ass disease ridden white bitches u can hav them all its fine I TELL U HUT
bass4life28 1 year ago
I approve of this video.
minuteaa 2 years ago
LOL
wellmikewhatnow 2 years ago
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this... honestly wasn't even that funny...
MetalHeadEmperor 2 years ago
do they sell "Big black guy named Ben" anymore?
Omdullla 2 years ago 6
with an expensive car alarm system You'd expect a sword would stab the Motherfucker in the face
zachy3621 2 years ago
get away from the car mother f*cker
TheFlagAssassin 2 years ago
America (Canada forever bitches...)
CoD4Gears2Halo 2 years ago
Get you Big Black Guy Named Ben !TODAY!
Maccps 2 years ago
Jesus I made this almost 10 years ago now. And boy has it ever aged, like a moldy tangerine.
selsmonkey 2 years ago 3
hahahah that is pretty funny
startlingbruser2337 2 years ago
Wank...
amdk64 2 years ago
Where's rob?
diderr01 2 years ago
u mean like rob & big?
celticpredator97 2 years ago
yeah
diderr01 2 years ago
im called Ben :/ lol jk
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ImTrying2Think 2 years ago
I appreciate you giving him credit.
billay360 2 years ago
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lol
minime1423 2 years ago
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not funny
fussface44 2 years ago
lol
gravityhammer25 2 years ago
l9l im so mad at you lol
msjonesbitches 2 years ago
LMAO
michaeld1357 2 years ago
LOL get away from the care mother fucker
larrythelame 2 years ago
omgosh i havent sang that song in like 8yrs! i love that song, memories memories
Blackmac95 2 years ago
newgrounds riet? lol
TheBestGuitarSoloEVR 2 years ago
no lol POSTMAN PAT,POSTMAN PAT,POSTMAN PAT WITH HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT!
Blackmac95 2 years ago
LOL , ben punched that baby.
rawman18 3 years ago
get away from the car motherfucker
gu3r015 3 years ago 30
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This isn't funny...
cryotimber 3 years ago
hahaha funny
drainiac1337 3 years ago 5
Get away from the car you mother******!
PrivateMaster 3 years ago 6
OMG POSTMAN PAT I LOVE THAT GUY LOL
appamomoEX12 3 years ago 3
I'm calling 1-800-1-BIG-GUY right now!
CaptainFawful 3 years ago 33
lmfao
xDIGZxMAGEEx 3 years ago
I remember this video from 2004 when i first saw it
TheStench1991 3 years ago 5
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nig
DUMBxN1GG3RS 3 years ago
i saw this on newgrounds very funny
jacoyusk08 3 years ago
i gotta get a big black guy named ben!!!
Curtis50Cent50 3 years ago
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il put my finger in your butt
jogeryjogo 3 years ago
u cheared me up
SASsniperman 3 years ago
you spelled "offence" wrong
NuckinFooob 3 years ago
it's spelled either way. same as defence or defense.
embu21 3 years ago
wait wait wait let me get this straight, u can spell defence with an 's'? THE WORLD AS I KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END!
watatooie 3 years ago 4
whats with the grandma licking the chick...? lol funny
ChickenPitt 3 years ago
That was funny slim jim
Jumpmegapower 3 years ago
im gettin dat fa sho
dontheman12345 3 years ago 3
rofl black guy named ben
rip121007 4 years ago 3
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Ben's trying to steal my car, it's obvious.
Skizla 4 years ago
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They only steal bikes
Knifyman 2 years ago
haha awesome comment. i think niggers only do 3 things : play basketball , rap music and steal ... so if u see one that is not playing or rapping , u better run
Zephii 2 years ago
YOU FORGOT RAPE
trollingtheweb 2 years ago 2
THIS IS CLASSIC! I remember this vid introduced me to NewGrounds YEARS ago! (Actually, I believe this is as slightly modified version. The CLASSIC CLASSIC was ALL FLASH Animated with none of the goofy looking people or BMW. It was normally drawn.
TripleZ89 4 years ago 3
LOL NICE im gettin one of those
hellmaster3000 4 years ago 3
haha this is awesome
savaged49 4 years ago 3
please rate and comment :)
ganorth937 4 years ago