i hear you on waiting in line. crossing the US México border is hell. on weekends or holidays, crossing either way can be up 2 or 3 hours without the sentri fast pass. and having to do it daily is worse.
I like you atheist stuff, you know how hard it is to talk to religious numb skulls!
I'm from Canada, but I've seen the retardation of the Fox news and how they treat and shamelessly BASH atheists.Anyways, I have watched most of your videos, and just subscribed to your Chanel. Keep up the good work and I look forwaord to more vids or even a web site. Mr. Apple
Dude, you gotta get the A/C fixed. I live in south Louisiana. I'd rather have 2 wheels missing than no A/C. I'm quite poor, but last year I scraped up apx. $1200 to get my air conditioning in my Firebird fixed. Then again, I'm fat. Maybe a thin fella like yourself can deal with the heat a little better than I can!
Dude, your kid won't realise how cool his/her dad is until he/she learns to explore youtube. Encourage them! My kid (aged 9) watched your Haiti earthquake/ devil pact/ serves them right.. video and basically mentioned everything wrong with it. I totally believe this next generation is entering the world without the blinkers that we had and it makes me proud. Keep up the cool videos and know that the message is getting out there.
gotcha. hence the tourist rant! yeah, heading over to that part of town is always an adventure. its great when 80% of the people have NO FUCKING CLUE where they're going.
i used to go to tampa alot and the "just looking for change when you get to the booth" thing drove me insane. Or my other loosely related favorite, when people still pay with a fucking check at the grocery store, already an offense, but to add insult to injury, take the check out and begin filling it out only after the checkout person tells them the amount.
What I hate is when people in gigantic double cab 4 wheel drive, raised off-road vehicles have to come to a complete stop twice while crossing a tiny speed bump.
This vid wins ... 5 stars . I share the same problems. This is Azn Fob in Los Angeles. I would repeat every word you said exactly like the way you said to everybody. You F#(K!NG WIN! When I was in trouble, I called the cops ... nobody shows up .. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! And when I need to go to business meeting, like you said, camp fucking 10 feet behind the speed limit decrease zone and give me ticket .. FUCK THE COPS.
I would go to the website. also I have gotten several tickets like the one you described last.
However where i live cops have a set quota of tickets they NEED to hand out every month or else they are reprimanded, so I blame the system, not the cops (Unless the cop is actually being a douchebag somehow)
I know this because I have considered becoming a cop and looked into it
The cops in my grandma's town are pretty bad, they used to do the same thing with the speed zones and ticket people for speeding, and ticket people for not stopping at least 5 seconds at stop signs. Old ladies were scared to go to the grocery store, their not as bad now but they still get pretty anal.
cell phones piss me off. like today in minnesota its almost blizzard conditions and i get run off the road and stuck in a ditch. not only that he didnt stop to help and i end up paying a hundred dollars to get out.
I can certainly sympathize on a lot of people's road rage.
I'm annoyed enough with the overuse of cell phones, but I once saw someone reading the phone book on a two lane highway at ~68 mph, presumably to look up a number to call. He started drifting into my lane. I honked, and he put away the phone book, trying to look innocent.
As for shiny new sports cars, I don't see the point in having one. For me, driving is a chore. Just give me a safe, cheap, and comfortable egg car to make it easier.
Point one: The C0ct0pus road rage channel? That sounds like a winner! I would immediately subscibe
Point two: the website? DO IT.
Point three: I could not agree more with you on the third thing that drives you crazy: if your main assignment for the day is to bust my balls for going 45 on a 35 maybe we don't need that many cops!
Oh! and one more thing, Florida is full of senior drivers and they are menace to the roads. Yeah, I said it! I've been nearly killed on several occasions by some blue hair that can't see over the steering wheel, let alone to the lane next to them. GRRRRRR!!!!! They are probably the same ones driving a luxury sports car at 20 mph below the speed limit.
GD, I am totally agreeing with you on everything you said. Add this one to the list. I have an epass and they suspended my license for unpaid tolls. How the fuck is THAT possible. I ended paying $300 for a 1.00 toll. I just love how it's 55mph on I-4. WHY!!!!???? So they can hand out more speeding tickets, that's why. My tint is totally illegal but the sun is so bright you have to go darker. Haven't gotten dinged for that yet but I'm sure I will eventually.
I would go to your website. :) And I live in Florida and I know EXACTLY what your talking about with the slow sports cars and tolls...I hate driving to Orlando because of the tolls...If you ever come out to the ocean hit me up. :)
In Canada our toll high ways work a lil different, there's no booths and no wait... tolls are definitely higher, but how it works is, you travel on it like a normal road and there's a camera that takes a picture of our license plate and you get billed for it after the fact.
I have gotten a ticket before where it was someone else who was speeding but they were driving the same model car I was and the cop gave me his ticket.
My aunt was in michigan and while driving, there was a cop in front of a speed change sign and she didn't see it and didn't slow down so the cop gave her a ticket.
Where I live there are no tole roads, however there is construction on almost every major road so we still get fucked. Also, because of the very long and cold winters, anyone who drives a sports car usually only drives it from may to mid October, and they don't fuck around. As for the last one, almost all speeding tickets are from hidden photo radar, so its annoying but no were near as bad.
yea man, i hear ya about the tickets but you have to remember that your in florida. the majority of the state's funds come from prisons and fines. it's fuckin disgusting.
I hated those tolls when I was living in NYC. Sometimes cars would try and cut infront of another line because the one they chose was too long but once my dad got easy pass life became easier :). Now I live in NC so no tolls for me. I would go to the website if it's created.
hey c0c i feel u on the tolls man. orlando's got tolls out the ass. they build more and more of em all the time. my GPS keeps taking me right 2 em. one time i went through the same 1 twice cause i got lost. lol
#1 is definitely the same for me. I hate them, I live near Ft. Laud. so I can relate to the tourist bs. Another thing I can't stand is seeing other women (I'm a chick lol) in nice, fast cars driving like grandmas, afraid to drive the car like it should be driven, like I would drive it, and I always get stuck behind them.
If you made your own site I would go to it. Like I see someone else mentioned a forum would be a really good idea. Also I don't know if you ran into this problem with youtube being pussies when it comes to fair use but when you make your site you should move videos over to blip. I think blip even pays you if you get a lot of viewers. Just something to think about when you make your site. Best of luck to you.
I hate it when the windows in the car start breathing in and out and the snakes are running around in the floorboard and those fucking Troubadours are dancing around on the hood while the clouds burst into flames..
C0c fot the win on anti cop totalitarian fucking cheap shots at people on the road.. we get it fucking bad here in aus.. and realy bad n my state.. yet the cops cant stop the crime gangs but hell they can pull ya over for no fucking reason and defect your car.
Love your videos, as usual. Have to say I'd probably not go to a site if you set one up -- not due to any lack of interest, but mainly due to time constraints. I regularly go to a few sites that interest me, have my own blog, & have a shit-load of stuff IRL, so ... only so many hours in the day :/
I totally have a problem with road-rage!! Something that really pisses me off is when the dick in front of you wants to turn round a corner onto another road and they almost STOP before they make the turn!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Just turn the fucking steering wheel and fuck off!!!! lol
Yeah, I'd check out your site. We've probably been stuck on the turnpike together. One of the things that drive you nuts is addressed in commandment #7 in my New Commandments video.
As a female driver, I find the guys who get butt hurt when a woman passes them really enraging! They always speed up to get in front of me again.....and then SLOW DOWN! Aaarrrgg! LOL
The web site, probably not but I would subscribe to a road rage site for sure and I know it would really get some traffic because just the two examples you gave we all can relate to (or at least those of us who have driven toll roads). Now, the deal is to make a road rage video site, the gas money is a problem (and the car apparently), so donations will need to be begged for and more ads on the channel but I'd go for it if I were you. It would be a smash hit!!
I totally would. I enjoy your vids immensely. You always have something interesting to say, and you articulate it with your trademark edgy attitude. Always informative and entertaining.
yes i'd definitely participate in your website. also most police departments require a quota of tickets from each cop and they usually try to get them out of the way at the beginning of their shift so find out the shift change in your city and be more careful at those times
What part of Orlando do you live in? I live on East Orange County, like Waterford area if you know where that is. Driving on 408, I-4, and SR50 are definitely a pain to drive in. Honestly, people around here don't know how to drive whatsoever, and I hear you out on your rant.
I get pissed off by people who tailgate when there's an open lane. If you want to go faster, pass me. And I hate people who slow down or stop on on ramps when their trying to merge.
i just got home from a night out with the friends, my buddy was doin 40 down a hill when the speed limit changed to 25 and a cop pulled out right at the bottom of the hill. fuckers stuck him with $75, and asked us if we were at a "cannabis party" because we were smoking cigs in the car. fucking pigs.
Can't be assed with every douche that wants to start a website. I am fine to watch your vids sometimes here, but i am not going out of my way to do it on your own site etc.
I would definatly go to the coc website for real I would do it dude because your just an intresting guy to watch and speak i think anyone that has subscribed to your channel would go for sure.
Are you that insecure you think im gay because i said he was intersting guy to watch and to hear him speak. I was basically saying I would go to his site and so would most of the people that subscribed to his channel. I mean he's a smart guy thats what i meant by to watch and speak not in a homosexual way. For real why don't you get a clue. I mean did you really pick my comment out of everyone elses and just asume im gay because of the way i worded it. How lame.
AstrophelTDeath - Get over yourself baffoon. I was poking fun at theman love you was showing. I did not assume you was gay or indeed even say it, you seem to be a little over sensitive about being called gay there little man. Issues?
The toll roads are even worse when the electronic coin collectors (I hate the lines that tend to form behind the person-operated ones, as you said Orlando has a lot of tourists, and they tend to think the toll booths are the perfect place to get directions) are broken. Which seems to happen on a daily basis.
A coc website I might go to. I really like your opinions on things. However I have so many websites I go to on a daily basis I probably would end up not visiting it so I would say no.
loz.. they go 35mph or 45mph because its the speed limit my friend ^_^ you don't wanna get caught with a big fat ticket and go to those lame classes do you?
don't get me started on the road rage thing c0ct0pus,i live in new york and you gotta see some of the shit these people pull on the road. not to mention the white caps that have no damn business behind the wheel of a car anymore. if i took my cam in the car on one of my road trips you'd hear me cursing a bluestreak at someone every five minutes....
1. People don't use their signals. It's on the left side. it's not hard to find. Yet most don't bother because they're too fucking lazy.
2. They make a terrible driving manuever and look at me like I made the mistake. Fucking assholes. That's when I give them the double finger salute.
3. People who tailtgate with very bright headlights blaring at me. I don't like to be blinded. I just want to piss on their faces when they do that shit.
stay on youtube, I don´t want to vistit another site. I mean what is it going to add other than the already existing video content and discussion? Stay here cozy in my subscribtion box.
@canhazthought lol, eau gallie and 520 both :)
C0ct0pusPrime 10 months ago
Don't cops have like a quota on tickets to fill? Dunno but it would explain some of the behaviour.
TurumbarTurin 11 months ago
No Sun Pass!?!?!?
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
well you have to drive the limit
neoarcadezr 1 year ago
i hear you on waiting in line. crossing the US México border is hell. on weekends or holidays, crossing either way can be up 2 or 3 hours without the sentri fast pass. and having to do it daily is worse.
cubamexico5567 1 year ago
hell yeh dude. i think it would be an interesting channel. I say do it. I'd subscribe.
Nytephyre 1 year ago
Your new channel should be called... "RoadC0c"
NickJanosky 1 year ago
fuck your teeth...fix your stereo.
hvyfknmtl 1 year ago
@hvyfknmtl lol...mp3 player ftw
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
I swear the cop reference is made to Windermere cops but Orange County cops never seem to give a shit around here in Orlando.
MrBradley10 1 year ago
you speak a lot of sense man and being sensible, you prolly already know this :)
Peace
concernedagain 1 year ago
Hey Coctopus, we share a lot of the same views.
I like you atheist stuff, you know how hard it is to talk to religious numb skulls!
I'm from Canada, but I've seen the retardation of the Fox news and how they treat and shamelessly BASH atheists.Anyways, I have watched most of your videos, and just subscribed to your Chanel. Keep up the good work and I look forwaord to more vids or even a web site. Mr. Apple
appleapple61 1 year ago
Dude, you gotta get the A/C fixed. I live in south Louisiana. I'd rather have 2 wheels missing than no A/C. I'm quite poor, but last year I scraped up apx. $1200 to get my air conditioning in my Firebird fixed. Then again, I'm fat. Maybe a thin fella like yourself can deal with the heat a little better than I can!
fishdog666 1 year ago
so with u on the cops. there are real issues they could be working on, like legalizing drugs. check out the copssaylegalizedrugs channel.
CamronJLB 2 years ago
Great video
CountGrishnakk 2 years ago
Dude, your kid won't realise how cool his/her dad is until he/she learns to explore youtube. Encourage them! My kid (aged 9) watched your Haiti earthquake/ devil pact/ serves them right.. video and basically mentioned everything wrong with it. I totally believe this next generation is entering the world without the blinkers that we had and it makes me proud. Keep up the cool videos and know that the message is getting out there.
antonyhamill 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Things is hate while driving
1.) When you let people cross the streets and then they take their sweet ass time to cross.
2.) When people a yeild sign think they can go anytime they please
3.) I push carts at a grocey store and drivers there think they can drive in front of you while you a clear opening. Those carts are hard to stop
BTW
I know the last part is not me driving but it still pisses me off
AIG4ever 2 years ago
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AIG4ever 2 years ago
btw ill watch a few more vids and think about subbing sofar its looking good :)
murrymurrymurrymurry 2 years ago 2
sub sub sub!
antonyhamill 2 years ago
3:14 LMFAO couldent have said it better myself xD
murrymurrymurrymurry 2 years ago
The cops do that here in Sydney too man. It is bullshit, I nearly got caught once but I slow the fuck down on certain signs now.
chuckawobbly 2 years ago
Sydney Australia? Australians rule!
antonyhamill 2 years ago
If the car shakes you might need to replace the struts.
JONATHAN1984ATHEIST 2 years ago
I hear that about cops sitting at the bottom of the bridge. And then you drive away to the next block and you can buy a 12yr old prostitute for $20!
Our tax dollars hard at work!!!
SocialDemocracyFTW 2 years ago
gotcha. hence the tourist rant! yeah, heading over to that part of town is always an adventure. its great when 80% of the people have NO FUCKING CLUE where they're going.
homersimpsonucf 2 years ago
not that the 50k student going to ucf were much better...lol
cheers
C0ct0pusPrime 2 years ago
oh shit! you live in orlando!? no kidding! OVIEDO IN THE HOUSE! hahah
homersimpsonucf 2 years ago
used to live right next to ucf lol...now i'm on the west side...
C0ct0pusPrime 2 years ago
i used to go to tampa alot and the "just looking for change when you get to the booth" thing drove me insane. Or my other loosely related favorite, when people still pay with a fucking check at the grocery store, already an offense, but to add insult to injury, take the check out and begin filling it out only after the checkout person tells them the amount.
BillKiernan 2 years ago
@C0ct0pusPrime APK in da house.
1674090 1 year ago
What I hate is when people in gigantic double cab 4 wheel drive, raised off-road vehicles have to come to a complete stop twice while crossing a tiny speed bump.
malignantpoodle 2 years ago 2
I would deffinately go to your website, i love your vids.
H0A0R0R0I0S 2 years ago
Woah, you've got a progeny?!
Trashwolfe 2 years ago
Make the website, I would definitely participate.
RevolutionaryMJ 2 years ago
HaHa! Mr. Darkmatter and I live in Florida as well and can relate. Especially, those slow ass drivers.
mrsdarkmatter2525 2 years ago
This vid wins ... 5 stars . I share the same problems. This is Azn Fob in Los Angeles. I would repeat every word you said exactly like the way you said to everybody. You F#(K!NG WIN! When I was in trouble, I called the cops ... nobody shows up .. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! And when I need to go to business meeting, like you said, camp fucking 10 feet behind the speed limit decrease zone and give me ticket .. FUCK THE COPS.
krittmasta 2 years ago
I would go to the website. also I have gotten several tickets like the one you described last.
However where i live cops have a set quota of tickets they NEED to hand out every month or else they are reprimanded, so I blame the system, not the cops (Unless the cop is actually being a douchebag somehow)
I know this because I have considered becoming a cop and looked into it
691015005 2 years ago
The cops in my grandma's town are pretty bad, they used to do the same thing with the speed zones and ticket people for speeding, and ticket people for not stopping at least 5 seconds at stop signs. Old ladies were scared to go to the grocery store, their not as bad now but they still get pretty anal.
aintisaword 2 years ago
I would go to your website.
AllmightyNiggapriest 2 years ago
cell phones piss me off. like today in minnesota its almost blizzard conditions and i get run off the road and stuck in a ditch. not only that he didnt stop to help and i end up paying a hundred dollars to get out.
also do the website
thoraxe39 2 years ago
I can certainly sympathize on a lot of people's road rage.
I'm annoyed enough with the overuse of cell phones, but I once saw someone reading the phone book on a two lane highway at ~68 mph, presumably to look up a number to call. He started drifting into my lane. I honked, and he put away the phone book, trying to look innocent.
As for shiny new sports cars, I don't see the point in having one. For me, driving is a chore. Just give me a safe, cheap, and comfortable egg car to make it easier.
TheBronzeDog 2 years ago
Powertrips.. Jeez mang.
But moar tax monies I guess.
KillerKabel 2 years ago
Point one: The C0ct0pus road rage channel? That sounds like a winner! I would immediately subscibe
Point two: the website? DO IT.
Point three: I could not agree more with you on the third thing that drives you crazy: if your main assignment for the day is to bust my balls for going 45 on a 35 maybe we don't need that many cops!
buzzausa 2 years ago
do a road rage segment, and ill visit your site everyday
SLBS1234 2 years ago
I owned an RX-8 for awhile. It was a really nice car, and I enjoyed driving it... fast or slow.
I had the nice car, I didn't need to prove that I could drive it fast.
puellanivis 2 years ago
I'd do it man. I'm in....
ReverendAtomSmasher 2 years ago
C0c, you put a road rage segment on your website and I'll be there regularly!
Oh, and this vid was fuckin' spectacular. I'm only 2 hours west of you...I can relate to the heat and waiting for tolls.
BrianKGarver 2 years ago
Oh! and one more thing, Florida is full of senior drivers and they are menace to the roads. Yeah, I said it! I've been nearly killed on several occasions by some blue hair that can't see over the steering wheel, let alone to the lane next to them. GRRRRRR!!!!! They are probably the same ones driving a luxury sports car at 20 mph below the speed limit.
jessicatessitore 2 years ago
GD, I am totally agreeing with you on everything you said. Add this one to the list. I have an epass and they suspended my license for unpaid tolls. How the fuck is THAT possible. I ended paying $300 for a 1.00 toll. I just love how it's 55mph on I-4. WHY!!!!???? So they can hand out more speeding tickets, that's why. My tint is totally illegal but the sun is so bright you have to go darker. Haven't gotten dinged for that yet but I'm sure I will eventually.
jessicatessitore 2 years ago
I would go to your website. :) And I live in Florida and I know EXACTLY what your talking about with the slow sports cars and tolls...I hate driving to Orlando because of the tolls...If you ever come out to the ocean hit me up. :)
jenlchristy 2 years ago
I sit and scream in my car when those people drive in front of me.
tomaselvis 2 years ago
Another GREAT video. You crack me up!!!
Myownredeem3r 2 years ago
Just tell the cops that you were going 80 so can hear the radio better... Oh, right. hahahaha Maybe that won't work. :)
HunterAtheist 2 years ago
I don't know... I don't really trip on the sites much man... I always just check out channels and shit.
TheExPlOiTeDOne619 2 years ago
i'd check it out, if it's good id stick around.
bacchusreborn 2 years ago
I'd definitely go to the sight if it had a forum. I like chatting and debating.
Keckilpenny 2 years ago
I would definately have a look at the website, but as far as participation goes I guess it depends what you meant.
Like a forum ? O - o
Iunno. Either way, go ahead and give it a (YY) =D
x
Serioslump 2 years ago
In Canada our toll high ways work a lil different, there's no booths and no wait... tolls are definitely higher, but how it works is, you travel on it like a normal road and there's a camera that takes a picture of our license plate and you get billed for it after the fact.
RomeoCo 2 years ago
And I would go and check the site out, but it depends on what's in it/ the people on it that would determine if I'd visit regularly.
eragon2121 2 years ago
The seatbelt thing is complete bullshit, I can understand if you're under 18, but an adult getting a ticket for not wearing his/her seatbelt? What?
eragon2121 2 years ago
yeah right on
fuck cops, man
I have gotten a ticket before where it was someone else who was speeding but they were driving the same model car I was and the cop gave me his ticket.
eyehategumbo 2 years ago
make flash cartoon of your self as superhero and other ones making fun of faux I would see that.
cakeisgod1 2 years ago
Go ahead with the website, I love C0c and I can't get enough.
wjlasloThe2nd 2 years ago
Do the website. I'll go.
boverbearing 2 years ago 5
Give the website a go. What's the worst that could come from it?
okeeffdp 2 years ago 3
My aunt was in michigan and while driving, there was a cop in front of a speed change sign and she didn't see it and didn't slow down so the cop gave her a ticket.
BTW, I'd go to your site if you made one.
fakeham 2 years ago
3 is worst of all, fuck cops, nuff said.
NewtonsStudent 2 years ago
Make it happen. The web site I mean.
aintisaword 2 years ago 2
Point 3: had that happen to me a few months ago. Weak shit.
DaneMcD 2 years ago
And yes i would go to that shit.
DaneMcD 2 years ago
Would I visit a C0ct0pus website?
Yeah, I sure would; do it.
Buzzap14 2 years ago 2
I'd check it out. Definitely.
severnzared 2 years ago 2
i'd visit your website, if you put up a forum i'd go lurk there too. lol
xdkwallen742 2 years ago
Where I live there are no tole roads, however there is construction on almost every major road so we still get fucked. Also, because of the very long and cold winters, anyone who drives a sports car usually only drives it from may to mid October, and they don't fuck around. As for the last one, almost all speeding tickets are from hidden photo radar, so its annoying but no were near as bad.
DrFoolishit 2 years ago
Do it Coc
Sandline86 2 years ago
I'd check it out too dude.
IAmReasonMan 2 years ago
I would most definitely go to a website
CrumblingCreeds 2 years ago
yea man, i hear ya about the tickets but you have to remember that your in florida. the majority of the state's funds come from prisons and fines. it's fuckin disgusting.
DoobieDude56 2 years ago
i would go to the website
paleteroman5567 2 years ago
I hated those tolls when I was living in NYC. Sometimes cars would try and cut infront of another line because the one they chose was too long but once my dad got easy pass life became easier :). Now I live in NC so no tolls for me. I would go to the website if it's created.
jakeirako 2 years ago
hey c0c i feel u on the tolls man. orlando's got tolls out the ass. they build more and more of em all the time. my GPS keeps taking me right 2 em. one time i went through the same 1 twice cause i got lost. lol
orbitalshock1 2 years ago
#1 is definitely the same for me. I hate them, I live near Ft. Laud. so I can relate to the tourist bs. Another thing I can't stand is seeing other women (I'm a chick lol) in nice, fast cars driving like grandmas, afraid to drive the car like it should be driven, like I would drive it, and I always get stuck behind them.
WhiteBredRock 2 years ago
Yeah!!!! People in SUV's AND speed bumps piss me off!! Fuck, how have I never been in an accident?? lol (I've jinxed myself now!)
fozziebear2009 2 years ago
i'd definitely check out the website!
pilotwave 2 years ago
Im from Canada, no high way toll booths :)
bloodazn 2 years ago
I love Canada, it like lets put all the fucked parts of North American culture into the USA.
ZandRTheFlop 2 years ago
I'd go to the website.
TheAwedCouple 2 years ago
Don't fuck with the C0c or the C0c will fuck you good!
-Mo
TheAwedCouple 2 years ago
website? i'm in
popeyroach 2 years ago
your road rage is comparable to mine =]
i wrecked my car and now my blood pressure is GREAT!
defect530 2 years ago
hell yeah i would go to your website
wipsybaby 2 years ago
Fuck yes I would participate on the site, especially if you had a forum or something.
Rookz 2 years ago
i hate those highway troopers too.
warpedwiselegoman 2 years ago
I'd o to the site
DwayneJKing 2 years ago
i'd go to your website if u made 1. your a total legend btw :)
evbo21395 2 years ago
I most definatly would go to the site. Do it!
Mayokitty7 2 years ago
i'll go to the website if it has some good original content that i can't get anywhere else
ceresWar 2 years ago
Drop Out - Infected Mushroom! <3
CoqPwner 2 years ago
If you made your own site I would go to it. Like I see someone else mentioned a forum would be a really good idea. Also I don't know if you ran into this problem with youtube being pussies when it comes to fair use but when you make your site you should move videos over to blip. I think blip even pays you if you get a lot of viewers. Just something to think about when you make your site. Best of luck to you.
scullkrusher 2 years ago
The shaking is your tires out of balance...very cheap fix. Not fixing it wears out your tires faster (more expensive than re-balancing)
Hard to say on the website thing...I already check so many things online. I don't know how long I would frequent another site.
KingHeathen 2 years ago
also yeah, I'll join the website. Been with you from pretty much day one so I'll be super elite B)
duffeknol 2 years ago
I hate it when the windows in the car start breathing in and out and the snakes are running around in the floorboard and those fucking Troubadours are dancing around on the hood while the clouds burst into flames..
But it's either that or not drive on drugs..
SofaKingLoaded 2 years ago
you don't have a potty mouth like that around your kid, right? ;)
duffeknol 2 years ago
I would go to your website. Just make sure there's a forum!
IFloridaMotocrossI 2 years ago
Oh shit, I didn't know Cocto lived in Orlando!
IFloridaMotocrossI 2 years ago
i vote for the road rage channel
HRRyan2 2 years ago 2
C0c fot the win on anti cop totalitarian fucking cheap shots at people on the road.. we get it fucking bad here in aus.. and realy bad n my state.. yet the cops cant stop the crime gangs but hell they can pull ya over for no fucking reason and defect your car.
ceffydriver 2 years ago
depends on your ideas
TylerHmm 2 years ago
i'll give it a try
soepvorkje 2 years ago
Hey C0ct0, I'll buy you a SunPass man. Won't solve the A/C and radio issues, but it'd help.
CB563 2 years ago
i dont think id go to a website
if you have good ideas id consider it though
anom4lie 2 years ago
Love your videos, as usual. Have to say I'd probably not go to a site if you set one up -- not due to any lack of interest, but mainly due to time constraints. I regularly go to a few sites that interest me, have my own blog, & have a shit-load of stuff IRL, so ... only so many hours in the day :/
Corin91 2 years ago
C0c website!
... what would it be? I'm down though.
theguruofreason 2 years ago
1.) People on the cell phone and not a handsfree! Also applies to doing makeup and eating. Any activity other than DRIVING THE FUCKING CAR!
2) People driving hummers to do grocery shopping and parking them fat ass monstrosities in slots meant for CARS!
3) People who have no idea where they are going or how to turn properly or even PARALLEL PARK!
Oh, and that trick with the sudden speed changes? That's deliberate and they do it to make a quota. Taxes are not enough for some cities.
RyuDarragh 2 years ago
Funny stuff, but your video is out of sync with your audio.
dominictemple 2 years ago
I totally have a problem with road-rage!! Something that really pisses me off is when the dick in front of you wants to turn round a corner onto another road and they almost STOP before they make the turn!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Just turn the fucking steering wheel and fuck off!!!! lol
fozziebear2009 2 years ago
how about people in SUVs that almost come to a complete stop before they go over a speed bump? great use of that suspension...lol
C0ct0pusPrime 2 years ago
In response to the fast car think, it's probably because of the ridiculous fuel consumption they have!!!
fozziebear2009 2 years ago
Website? fo' sho'
Just make it look ace.
wolfmweh 2 years ago
count me in
KimiBarnum 2 years ago
Yeah, I'd check out your site. We've probably been stuck on the turnpike together. One of the things that drive you nuts is addressed in commandment #7 in my New Commandments video.
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago
As a female driver, I find the guys who get butt hurt when a woman passes them really enraging! They always speed up to get in front of me again.....and then SLOW DOWN! Aaarrrgg! LOL
tyendanega 2 years ago
yeah i'd definitely go to your site. do it!
thebuilder86 2 years ago
They want to make the ride last!
funincluded 2 years ago
The web site, probably not but I would subscribe to a road rage site for sure and I know it would really get some traffic because just the two examples you gave we all can relate to (or at least those of us who have driven toll roads). Now, the deal is to make a road rage video site, the gas money is a problem (and the car apparently), so donations will need to be begged for and more ads on the channel but I'd go for it if I were you. It would be a smash hit!!
Boomer1949 2 years ago
I totally would. I enjoy your vids immensely. You always have something interesting to say, and you articulate it with your trademark edgy attitude. Always informative and entertaining.
ninjapirate0507 2 years ago
yes i'd definitely participate in your website. also most police departments require a quota of tickets from each cop and they usually try to get them out of the way at the beginning of their shift so find out the shift change in your city and be more careful at those times
punkerme63 2 years ago
Yes to the website C0ct0pus.
o8QWERTYo8 2 years ago
lol
hilikus9191 2 years ago
What part of Orlando do you live in? I live on East Orange County, like Waterford area if you know where that is. Driving on 408, I-4, and SR50 are definitely a pain to drive in. Honestly, people around here don't know how to drive whatsoever, and I hear you out on your rant.
MarxKnewBest 2 years ago
Christian side blow job ! imagine that ! your dick bended to the left and getting sucked !
coffee396 2 years ago
Make the road rage channel. Make the c0c website. I would subscribe, I would participate.
GeneralFatman27 2 years ago
Yeah, do a c0c site. I'll visit it occasionally.
JaminVein 2 years ago
i am so with you on the police thing. we have a guy who patrols the city by mine, and his nickname is actually "Ticket."
and i would sub any channel you have bro.
freethinker3161 2 years ago
i would subscribe to your forum coctopus. your live blogtv events not so much though....
mazdaplz 2 years ago
I would go to a coc website
sheeplauncher 2 years ago
DEFINETELY ! make the road rage channel :D
metalcore42 2 years ago
depends on ease of use and variety of content
pauly555666 2 years ago
I get pissed off by people who tailgate when there's an open lane. If you want to go faster, pass me. And I hate people who slow down or stop on on ramps when their trying to merge.
terminaldeity 2 years ago
I have that same problem with my car shaking, but it's between 55-65
terminaldeity 2 years ago
Autobahn, live it!
JOKERSFREAK 2 years ago
i just got home from a night out with the friends, my buddy was doin 40 down a hill when the speed limit changed to 25 and a cop pulled out right at the bottom of the hill. fuckers stuck him with $75, and asked us if we were at a "cannabis party" because we were smoking cigs in the car. fucking pigs.
maidenfucknrulz666 2 years ago
Can't be assed with every douche that wants to start a website. I am fine to watch your vids sometimes here, but i am not going out of my way to do it on your own site etc.
TheSpankymonkey 2 years ago
I would go there, please do.
SporeGladiator 2 years ago
I'd be down to check out your site.
zenmonk420 2 years ago
I would definatly go to the coc website for real I would do it dude because your just an intresting guy to watch and speak i think anyone that has subscribed to your channel would go for sure.
AstrophelTDeath 2 years ago
AstrophelTDeath - Mancrush? Much?
TheSpankymonkey 2 years ago
Are you that insecure you think im gay because i said he was intersting guy to watch and to hear him speak. I was basically saying I would go to his site and so would most of the people that subscribed to his channel. I mean he's a smart guy thats what i meant by to watch and speak not in a homosexual way. For real why don't you get a clue. I mean did you really pick my comment out of everyone elses and just asume im gay because of the way i worded it. How lame.
AstrophelTDeath 2 years ago
AstrophelTDeath - Get over yourself baffoon. I was poking fun at theman love you was showing. I did not assume you was gay or indeed even say it, you seem to be a little over sensitive about being called gay there little man. Issues?
TheSpankymonkey 2 years ago
Well im sorry I just didn't sense any sarcasm can you really blame me for assuming that ?
AstrophelTDeath 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"can you really blame me for assuming that?" - I really don't care to honest. But i will laugh at you. At every opportunity from now on. ;-)
TheSpankymonkey 2 years ago
IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME
chrisuzwhite 2 years ago
I'd give it a look Coctopus.
Razorgeist 2 years ago
The toll roads are even worse when the electronic coin collectors (I hate the lines that tend to form behind the person-operated ones, as you said Orlando has a lot of tourists, and they tend to think the toll booths are the perfect place to get directions) are broken. Which seems to happen on a daily basis.
Cyrathil 2 years ago
Got a '95 Nissan Altima myself. Feel ya pain bro.
DefendInsanity 2 years ago
I rofled when he said I will kill you
Sparksterfu 2 years ago
sure I'd go to the site as long as it includes crazy religious nut stories
deathreaver3356 2 years ago
A coc website I might go to. I really like your opinions on things. However I have so many websites I go to on a daily basis I probably would end up not visiting it so I would say no.
halelorf 2 years ago
loz.. they go 35mph or 45mph because its the speed limit my friend ^_^ you don't wanna get caught with a big fat ticket and go to those lame classes do you?
neoarcadezr 2 years ago
A c0c website? No, I wouldn't. I have enough other sites to check.
IdleGod 2 years ago
hey, same shit pisses me off as well, but i drive a old as shit nissan pathfinder that works fairly well but the AC is shot
ParadoX505 2 years ago
don't get me started on the road rage thing c0ct0pus,i live in new york and you gotta see some of the shit these people pull on the road. not to mention the white caps that have no damn business behind the wheel of a car anymore. if i took my cam in the car on one of my road trips you'd hear me cursing a bluestreak at someone every five minutes....
hellshade2 2 years ago
I would give it a try. If it's interesting than I will problably go to that site daily.
4everkeim 2 years ago
): That makes me sad how you don't have AC. Epsecially with a kid down south.
4everkeim 2 years ago
What entices my anger on the road?
1. People don't use their signals. It's on the left side. it's not hard to find. Yet most don't bother because they're too fucking lazy.
2. They make a terrible driving manuever and look at me like I made the mistake. Fucking assholes. That's when I give them the double finger salute.
3. People who tailtgate with very bright headlights blaring at me. I don't like to be blinded. I just want to piss on their faces when they do that shit.
mortalhellion 2 years ago
The question is not "would I go there?", it's much simpler then that. Its one you can answer yourself:
'Is there interesting content on this website that isn't available on Youtube?'
If you just put all your vids on the site people wont bother, if they are interested in your vids, they are already subscribed.
Freshman000000 2 years ago
start a road rage channel!
Raphael2885 2 years ago
My vote is Fuck Yea!
dartnet 2 years ago
Yeah, maybe. It really depends on how frequently you'd post new content.
I do think you should be careful not to spread yourself too thin, though.
Cassius329 2 years ago
yea i'd visit ur site every couple of days if you made it. and if u made a new channel i'd see all the vids :D
emblue9206 2 years ago
I'd go to your website, and you should totally make a road rage channel.
Yomanimaballa 2 years ago
i sure will go there..
zacky89 2 years ago
stay on youtube, I don´t want to vistit another site. I mean what is it going to add other than the already existing video content and discussion? Stay here cozy in my subscribtion box.