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  • @canhazthought lol, eau gallie and 520 both :)

  • Don't cops have like a quota on tickets to fill? Dunno but it would explain some of the behaviour.

  • No Sun Pass!?!?!?

  • well you have to drive the limit

  • i hear you on waiting in line. crossing the US México border is hell. on weekends or holidays, crossing either way can be up 2 or 3 hours without the sentri fast pass. and having to do it daily is worse.

  • hell yeh dude. i think it would be an interesting channel. I say do it. I'd subscribe.

  • Your new channel should be called... "RoadC0c"

  • fuck your teeth...fix your stereo.

  • @hvyfknmtl lol...mp3 player ftw

  • I swear the cop reference is made to Windermere cops but Orange County cops never seem to give a shit around here in Orlando.

  • you speak a lot of sense man and being sensible, you prolly already know this :)

    Peace

  • Hey Coctopus, we share a lot of the same views.

    I like you atheist stuff, you know how hard it is to talk to religious numb skulls!

    I'm from Canada, but I've seen the retardation of the Fox news and how they treat and shamelessly BASH atheists.Anyways, I have watched most of your videos, and just subscribed to your Chanel. Keep up the good work and I look forwaord to more vids or even a web site. Mr. Apple

  • Dude, you gotta get the A/C fixed. I live in south Louisiana. I'd rather have 2 wheels missing than no A/C. I'm quite poor, but last year I scraped up apx. $1200 to get my air conditioning in my Firebird fixed. Then again, I'm fat. Maybe a thin fella like yourself can deal with the heat a little better than I can!

  • so with u on the cops. there are real issues they could be working on, like legalizing drugs. check out the copssaylegalizedrugs channel.

  • Great video

  • Dude, your kid won't realise how cool his/her dad is until he/she learns to explore youtube. Encourage them! My kid (aged 9) watched your Haiti earthquake/ devil pact/ serves them right.. video and basically mentioned everything wrong with it. I totally believe this next generation is entering the world without the blinkers that we had and it makes me proud. Keep up the cool videos and know that the message is getting out there.

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  • btw ill watch a few more vids and think about subbing sofar its looking good :)

  • sub sub sub!

  • 3:14 LMFAO couldent have said it better myself xD

  • The cops do that here in Sydney too man. It is bullshit, I nearly got caught once but I slow the fuck down on certain signs now.

  • Sydney Australia? Australians rule!

  • If the car shakes you might need to replace the struts.

  • I hear that about cops sitting at the bottom of the bridge. And then you drive away to the next block and you can buy a 12yr old prostitute for $20!

    Our tax dollars hard at work!!!

  • gotcha. hence the tourist rant! yeah, heading over to that part of town is always an adventure. its great when 80% of the people have NO FUCKING CLUE where they're going.

  • not that the 50k student going to ucf were much better...lol

    cheers

  • oh shit! you live in orlando!? no kidding! OVIEDO IN THE HOUSE! hahah

  • used to live right next to ucf lol...now i'm on the west side...

  • i used to go to tampa alot and the "just looking for change when you get to the booth" thing drove me insane. Or my other loosely related favorite, when people still pay with a fucking check at the grocery store, already an offense, but to add insult to injury, take the check out and begin filling it out only after the checkout person tells them the amount.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime APK in da house.

  • What I hate is when people in gigantic double cab 4 wheel drive, raised off-road vehicles have to come to a complete stop twice while crossing a tiny speed bump.

  • I would deffinately go to your website, i love your vids.

  • Woah, you've got a progeny?!

  • Make the website, I would definitely participate.

  • HaHa! Mr. Darkmatter and I live in Florida as well and can relate. Especially, those slow ass drivers.

  • This vid wins ... 5 stars . I share the same problems. This is Azn Fob in Los Angeles. I would repeat every word you said exactly like the way you said to everybody. You F#(K!NG WIN! When I was in trouble, I called the cops ... nobody shows up .. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! And when I need to go to business meeting, like you said, camp fucking 10 feet behind the speed limit decrease zone and give me ticket .. FUCK THE COPS.

  • I would go to the website. also I have gotten several tickets like the one you described last.

    However where i live cops have a set quota of tickets they NEED to hand out every month or else they are reprimanded, so I blame the system, not the cops (Unless the cop is actually being a douchebag somehow)

    I know this because I have considered becoming a cop and looked into it

  • The cops in my grandma's town are pretty bad, they used to do the same thing with the speed zones and ticket people for speeding, and ticket people for not stopping at least 5 seconds at stop signs. Old ladies were scared to go to the grocery store, their not as bad now but they still get pretty anal.

  • I would go to your website.

  • cell phones piss me off. like today in minnesota its almost blizzard conditions and i get run off the road and stuck in a ditch. not only that he didnt stop to help and i end up paying a hundred dollars to get out.

    also do the website

  • I can certainly sympathize on a lot of people's road rage.

    I'm annoyed enough with the overuse of cell phones, but I once saw someone reading the phone book on a two lane highway at ~68 mph, presumably to look up a number to call. He started drifting into my lane. I honked, and he put away the phone book, trying to look innocent.

    As for shiny new sports cars, I don't see the point in having one. For me, driving is a chore. Just give me a safe, cheap, and comfortable egg car to make it easier.

  • Powertrips.. Jeez mang.

    But moar tax monies I guess.

  • Point one: The C0ct0pus road rage channel? That sounds like a winner! I would immediately subscibe

    Point two: the website? DO IT.

    Point three: I could not agree more with you on the third thing that drives you crazy: if your main assignment for the day is to bust my balls for going 45 on a 35 maybe we don't need that many cops!

  • do a road rage segment, and ill visit your site everyday

  • I owned an RX-8 for awhile. It was a really nice car, and I enjoyed driving it... fast or slow.

    I had the nice car, I didn't need to prove that I could drive it fast.

  • I'd do it man. I'm in....

  • C0c, you put a road rage segment on your website and I'll be there regularly!

    Oh, and this vid was fuckin' spectacular. I'm only 2 hours west of you...I can relate to the heat and waiting for tolls.

  • Oh! and one more thing, Florida is full of senior drivers and they are menace to the roads. Yeah, I said it! I've been nearly killed on several occasions by some blue hair that can't see over the steering wheel, let alone to the lane next to them. GRRRRRR!!!!! They are probably the same ones driving a luxury sports car at 20 mph below the speed limit.

  • GD, I am totally agreeing with you on everything you said. Add this one to the list. I have an epass and they suspended my license for unpaid tolls. How the fuck is THAT possible. I ended paying $300 for a 1.00 toll. I just love how it's 55mph on I-4. WHY!!!!???? So they can hand out more speeding tickets, that's why. My tint is totally illegal but the sun is so bright you have to go darker. Haven't gotten dinged for that yet but I'm sure I will eventually.

  • I would go to your website. :) And I live in Florida and I know EXACTLY what your talking about with the slow sports cars and tolls...I hate driving to Orlando because of the tolls...If you ever come out to the ocean hit me up. :)

  • I sit and scream in my car when those people drive in front of me.

  • Another GREAT video. You crack me up!!!

  • Just tell the cops that you were going 80 so can hear the radio better... Oh, right. hahahaha Maybe that won't work. :)

  • I don't know... I don't really trip on the sites much man... I always just check out channels and shit.

  • i'd check it out, if it's good id stick around.

  • I'd definitely go to the sight if it had a forum. I like chatting and debating.

  • I would definately have a look at the website, but as far as participation goes I guess it depends what you meant.

    Like a forum ? O - o

    Iunno. Either way, go ahead and give it a (YY) =D

    x

  • In Canada our toll high ways work a lil different, there's no booths and no wait... tolls are definitely higher, but how it works is, you travel on it like a normal road and there's a camera that takes a picture of our license plate and you get billed for it after the fact.

  • And I would go and check the site out, but it depends on what's in it/ the people on it that would determine if I'd visit regularly.

  • The seatbelt thing is complete bullshit, I can understand if you're under 18, but an adult getting a ticket for not wearing his/her seatbelt? What?

  • yeah right on

    fuck cops, man

    I have gotten a ticket before where it was someone else who was speeding but they were driving the same model car I was and the cop gave me his ticket.

  • make flash cartoon of your self as superhero and other ones making fun of faux I would see that.

  • Go ahead with the website, I love C0c and I can't get enough.

  • Do the website. I'll go.

  • Give the website a go. What's the worst that could come from it?

  • My aunt was in michigan and while driving, there was a cop in front of a speed change sign and she didn't see it and didn't slow down so the cop gave her a ticket.

    BTW, I'd go to your site if you made one.

  • 3 is worst of all, fuck cops, nuff said.

  • Make it happen. The web site I mean.

  • Point 3: had that happen to me a few months ago. Weak shit.

  • And yes i would go to that shit.

  • Would I visit a C0ct0pus website?

    Yeah, I sure would; do it.

  • I'd check it out. Definitely.

  • i'd visit your website, if you put up a forum i'd go lurk there too. lol

  • Where I live there are no tole roads, however there is construction on almost every major road so we still get fucked. Also, because of the very long and cold winters, anyone who drives a sports car usually only drives it from may to mid October, and they don't fuck around. As for the last one, almost all speeding tickets are from hidden photo radar, so its annoying but no were near as bad.

  • Do it Coc

  • I'd check it out too dude.

  • I would most definitely go to a website

  • yea man, i hear ya about the tickets but you have to remember that your in florida. the majority of the state's funds come from prisons and fines. it's fuckin disgusting.

  • i would go to the website

  • I hated those tolls when I was living in NYC. Sometimes cars would try and cut infront of another line because the one they chose was too long but once my dad got easy pass life became easier :). Now I live in NC so no tolls for me. I would go to the website if it's created.

  • hey c0c i feel u on the tolls man. orlando's got tolls out the ass. they build more and more of em all the time. my GPS keeps taking me right 2 em. one time i went through the same 1 twice cause i got lost. lol

  • #1 is definitely the same for me. I hate them, I live near Ft. Laud. so I can relate to the tourist bs. Another thing I can't stand is seeing other women (I'm a chick lol) in nice, fast cars driving like grandmas, afraid to drive the car like it should be driven, like I would drive it, and I always get stuck behind them.

  • Yeah!!!! People in SUV's AND speed bumps piss me off!! Fuck, how have I never been in an accident?? lol (I've jinxed myself now!)

  • i'd definitely check out the website!

  • Im from Canada, no high way toll booths :)

  • I love Canada, it like lets put all the fucked parts of North American culture into the USA.

  • I'd go to the website.

  • Don't fuck with the C0c or the C0c will fuck you good!

    -Mo

  • website? i'm in

  • your road rage is comparable to mine =]

    i wrecked my car and now my blood pressure is GREAT!

  • hell yeah i would go to your website

  • Fuck yes I would participate on the site, especially if you had a forum or something.

  • i hate those highway troopers too.

  • I'd o to the site

  • i'd go to your website if u made 1. your a total legend btw :)

  • I most definatly would go to the site. Do it!

  • i'll go to the website if it has some good original content that i can't get anywhere else

  • Drop Out - Infected Mushroom! <3

  • If you made your own site I would go to it. Like I see someone else mentioned a forum would be a really good idea. Also I don't know if you ran into this problem with youtube being pussies when it comes to fair use but when you make your site you should move videos over to blip. I think blip even pays you if you get a lot of viewers. Just something to think about when you make your site. Best of luck to you.

  • The shaking is your tires out of balance...very cheap fix. Not fixing it wears out your tires faster (more expensive than re-balancing)

    Hard to say on the website thing...I already check so many things online. I don't know how long I would frequent another site.

  • also yeah, I'll join the website. Been with you from pretty much day one so I'll be super elite B)

  • I hate it when the windows in the car start breathing in and out and the snakes are running around in the floorboard and those fucking Troubadours are dancing around on the hood while the clouds burst into flames..

    But it's either that or not drive on drugs..

  • you don't have a potty mouth like that around your kid, right? ;)

  • I would go to your website. Just make sure there's a forum!

  • Oh shit, I didn't know Cocto lived in Orlando!

  • i vote for the road rage channel

  • C0c fot the win on anti cop totalitarian fucking cheap shots at people on the road.. we get it fucking bad here in aus.. and realy bad n my state.. yet the cops cant stop the crime gangs but hell they can pull ya over for no fucking reason and defect your car.

  • depends on your ideas

  • i'll give it a try

  • Hey C0ct0, I'll buy you a SunPass man. Won't solve the A/C and radio issues, but it'd help.

  • i dont think id go to a website

    if you have good ideas id consider it though

  • Love your videos, as usual. Have to say I'd probably not go to a site if you set one up -- not due to any lack of interest, but mainly due to time constraints. I regularly go to a few sites that interest me, have my own blog, & have a shit-load of stuff IRL, so ... only so many hours in the day :/

  • C0c website!

    ... what would it be? I'm down though.

  • 1.) People on the cell phone and not a handsfree! Also applies to doing makeup and eating. Any activity other than DRIVING THE FUCKING CAR!

    2) People driving hummers to do grocery shopping and parking them fat ass monstrosities in slots meant for CARS!

    3) People who have no idea where they are going or how to turn properly or even PARALLEL PARK!

    Oh, and that trick with the sudden speed changes? That's deliberate and they do it to make a quota. Taxes are not enough for some cities.

  • Funny stuff, but your video is out of sync with your audio.

  • I totally have a problem with road-rage!! Something that really pisses me off is when the dick in front of you wants to turn round a corner onto another road and they almost STOP before they make the turn!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Just turn the fucking steering wheel and fuck off!!!! lol

  • how about people in SUVs that almost come to a complete stop before they go over a speed bump? great use of that suspension...lol

  • In response to the fast car think, it's probably because of the ridiculous fuel consumption they have!!!

  • Website? fo' sho'

    Just make it look ace.

  • count me in

  • Yeah, I'd check out your site. We've probably been stuck on the turnpike together. One of the things that drive you nuts is addressed in commandment #7 in my New Commandments video.

  • As a female driver, I find the guys who get butt hurt when a woman passes them really enraging! They always speed up to get in front of me again.....and then SLOW DOWN! Aaarrrgg! LOL

  • yeah i'd definitely go to your site. do it!

  • They want to make the ride last!

  • The web site, probably not but I would subscribe to a road rage site for sure and I know it would really get some traffic because just the two examples you gave we all can relate to (or at least those of us who have driven toll roads). Now, the deal is to make a road rage video site, the gas money is a problem (and the car apparently), so donations will need to be begged for and more ads on the channel but I'd go for it if I were you. It would be a smash hit!!

  • I totally would. I enjoy your vids immensely. You always have something interesting to say, and you articulate it with your trademark edgy attitude. Always informative and entertaining.

  • yes i'd definitely participate in your website. also most police departments require a quota of tickets from each cop and they usually try to get them out of the way at the beginning of their shift so find out the shift change in your city and be more careful at those times

  • Yes to the website C0ct0pus.

  • lol

  • What part of Orlando do you live in? I live on East Orange County, like Waterford area if you know where that is. Driving on 408, I-4, and SR50 are definitely a pain to drive in. Honestly, people around here don't know how to drive whatsoever, and I hear you out on your rant.

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  • Make the road rage channel. Make the c0c website. I would subscribe, I would participate.

  • Yeah, do a c0c site. I'll visit it occasionally.

  • i am so with you on the police thing. we have a guy who patrols the city by mine, and his nickname is actually "Ticket."

    and i would sub any channel you have bro.

  • i would subscribe to your forum coctopus. your live blogtv events not so much though....

  • I would go to a coc website

  • DEFINETELY ! make the road rage channel :D

  • depends on ease of use and variety of content

  • I get pissed off by people who tailgate when there's an open lane. If you want to go faster, pass me. And I hate people who slow down or stop on on ramps when their trying to merge.

  • I have that same problem with my car shaking, but it's between 55-65

  • Autobahn, live it!

  • i just got home from a night out with the friends, my buddy was doin 40 down a hill when the speed limit changed to 25 and a cop pulled out right at the bottom of the hill. fuckers stuck him with $75, and asked us if we were at a "cannabis party" because we were smoking cigs in the car. fucking pigs.

  • Can't be assed with every douche that wants to start a website. I am fine to watch your vids sometimes here, but i am not going out of my way to do it on your own site etc.

  • I would go there, please do.

  • I'd be down to check out your site.

  • I would definatly go to the coc website for real I would do it dude because your just an intresting guy to watch and speak i think anyone that has subscribed to your channel would go for sure.

  • AstrophelTDeath - Mancrush? Much?

  • Are you that insecure you think im gay because i said he was intersting guy to watch and to hear him speak. I was basically saying I would go to his site and so would most of the people that subscribed to his channel. I mean he's a smart guy thats what i meant by to watch and speak not in a homosexual way. For real why don't you get a clue. I mean did you really pick my comment out of everyone elses and just asume im gay because of the way i worded it. How lame.

  • AstrophelTDeath - Get over yourself baffoon. I was poking fun at theman love you was showing. I did not assume you was gay or indeed even say it, you seem to be a little over sensitive about being called gay there little man. Issues?

  • Well im sorry I just didn't sense any sarcasm can you really blame me for assuming that ?

  • IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME

  • I'd give it a look Coctopus.

  • The toll roads are even worse when the electronic coin collectors (I hate the lines that tend to form behind the person-operated ones, as you said Orlando has a lot of tourists, and they tend to think the toll booths are the perfect place to get directions) are broken. Which seems to happen on a daily basis.

  • Got a '95 Nissan Altima myself. Feel ya pain bro.

  • I rofled when he said I will kill you

  • sure I'd go to the site as long as it includes crazy religious nut stories

  • A coc website I might go to. I really like your opinions on things. However I have so many websites I go to on a daily basis I probably would end up not visiting it so I would say no.

  • loz.. they go 35mph or 45mph because its the speed limit my friend ^_^ you don't wanna get caught with a big fat ticket and go to those lame classes do you?

  • A c0c website? No, I wouldn't. I have enough other sites to check.

  • hey, same shit pisses me off as well, but i drive a old as shit nissan pathfinder that works fairly well but the AC is shot

  • don't get me started on the road rage thing c0ct0pus,i live in new york and you gotta see some of the shit these people pull on the road. not to mention the white caps that have no damn business behind the wheel of a car anymore. if i took my cam in the car on one of my road trips you'd hear me cursing a bluestreak at someone every five minutes....

  • I would give it a try. If it's interesting than I will problably go to that site daily.

  • ): That makes me sad how you don't have AC. Epsecially with a kid down south.

  • What entices my anger on the road?

    1. People don't use their signals. It's on the left side. it's not hard to find. Yet most don't bother because they're too fucking lazy.

    2. They make a terrible driving manuever and look at me like I made the mistake. Fucking assholes. That's when I give them the double finger salute.

    3. People who tailtgate with very bright headlights blaring at me. I don't like to be blinded. I just want to piss on their faces when they do that shit.

  • The question is not "would I go there?", it's much simpler then that. Its one you can answer yourself:

    'Is there interesting content on this website that isn't available on Youtube?'

    If you just put all your vids on the site people wont bother, if they are interested in your vids, they are already subscribed.

  • start a road rage channel!

  • My vote is Fuck Yea!

  • Yeah, maybe. It really depends on how frequently you'd post new content.

    I do think you should be careful not to spread yourself too thin, though.

  • yea i'd visit ur site every couple of days if you made it. and if u made a new channel i'd see all the vids :D

  • I'd go to your website, and you should totally make a road rage channel.

  • i sure will go there..

  • stay on youtube, I don´t want to vistit another site. I mean what is it going to add other than the already existing video content and discussion? Stay here cozy in my subscribtion box.