Billy Connolly - Tell Laura I Love Her

[zacrl1230]

When you still a straw up a frogs bum and blow really hard.... Priceless!

[GazzaFJ27]

Thanks Billy, you made me smile, then piss my pants laughing!!!

[MrObichewy]

he's a scream,my brother was playing at somewhere in west calder and billy was in a band ...the humbelbums and brian chewend up his fiddle for him...ive spelled chewenned wrong but what the hell

[15264897]

I love the Big Yin, man I want to see him live so bad!

[romeosmummy]

My names Laura and I've always loved this version :) Grown up listening to Billy as my dads a big fan too :)

[Bigfinlach]

Used to listen to this all the time on The Pick of Billy Connolly cassette tape. Love it! Love Billy! Got all his shows on dvd and got 8 old vinyl records from the 70s! An a Too Old to Die Young T shirt with his face on the back. Love the man. hope he tours Scotland soon! Long Live The Big Yin! 

[carpet691]

zzzzzz

[75freeman]

BEST lyrics ever "you know the noise you get when you stick a straw up a frog's bum and blow really hard"..PMSL.... just for the record it's not true, i stuck a straw up a frog's bum and it doesn't make any noise.

[1zenka]

right, if you ant heard "elvis, one night with you" and tell laura i love her" you won't get this......so you tube the correct songs and listen to them, then tisten to this xx

[1zenka]

right, if you ant heard "elvis, one night with you" and tell laura i love her" you won't get this?

[Tifflet]

i just adore the little moments when Billy breaks into laughter and then tries his best to stifle it, makes you wonder whats going on in that head of his.

[TheLaughingBadger]

Ye canny beat th' Big Yin. He's th' funniest man thits ever lived! On yersel Billy!!!

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

Big ups to the Big Yin. Read your biography. Very brave and funny man. Billy you are a star

[this0033]

I've just watched the whole show on video, pissed myself laughing.

[KarlPhys]

What wankers voted this down?

[KungfuCow5]

@KarlPhys BEIGISTS!

[cummber]

Billy for king of Scotland!

[CaroKawaii]

LOVE YOU BILLY !!!!!

[thornysubject]

Absolutely loved this...I just cant get enuf of billy connolly laughs! He is so talented. there's nothing he cant do, from what i see. i just love this sensitive "wildman".

[keven11224]

i love this song,its so funny



[annie482000]

HILARIOUS!

[fender35303]

He made a stupid ass joke out of a great song...should be kept in a cage like the monkey he is

[jarviss64]

@fender35303 mate, anyone who describes this song as "great" and refers to a human being as a monkey surely has their head shoved firmly up their arse.

[fender35303]

@jarviss64 and you surely have no taste in music and have down syndrome

[jarviss64]

@fender35303 that would be Downe's Syndrome you tool.

[fender35303]

@jarviss64 who gives a fuck you nit picky twat

[jarviss64]

@fender35303 me, you illiterate fool

[fender35303]

@jarviss64 well you must have some sand in your vagina...give it a rest man and just shut up.

[taxirock90]

epic !!

[EdLoveFilms]

You can't beat a good dose of BC to cheer you up :)

[MadAsABoxaFrogs]

Agree with Scotia ... this man does it for me. Every time. Always delivers.

[chazzybabybaby]

nice... never seen this before! haha... soo funny... :)

[lawlor95]

class name for a band lol... doner and the kebabs LMAO!!!

[djangiebaby]

Fantastic .. Gone yersell billy :):):)

[jcvamp]

I love Billy. He's got a sick sense of humour, but it's great. Plus, he's mental.

[JWBails]

Not only are the lyrics amazing, the music is good too!

[scotia2k6]

Every time I feel a bit pissed off at life in general, I search for one of Billy's songs on iTunes or youTube. He never, ever fails to bring a smile to my chops, a wee jig of my toes (& waggle of my bum) & the wailing from my kids (for gods sake mum we know this off by heart)...Love his standup, his folkies banjo tunes & from the Humblebums to Govan Dunny Blues - he's an incredible man, funny, family & honest. Smashing & a national treasure. Scot of the Anarchic & f*kking fab.

[MadAsABoxaFrogs]

@scotia2k6 Right on ... I'm with you there!

[cookmoore]

I love this!

He is a great singer though!

Love it!!!!

[BLINDMASTER121]

the first time i have herd this song by billy connelly so funny

[Hezzay99]

hilarious, prefer evil scotsman though.

[bigchappy1970]

not a billy song

[Hezzay99]

never said it was, i just love his versions

[eddieboy1978]

I didnt love Laura, She was good in bed!!!! lol

[macpac22]

FLATENED HER!!! hahahaha always crack up at that part

[blinko656]

God I bet he tells great bedtime stories to his kids..

[keef71]

who else is in the band? i know the magnificent b.j.cole is playing the slide guitar, but who else is there?

[keef71]

s'awright, mr. fudwick here just realised they're on the closing credits....

[xxsweetxbabexx]

lmfao

[wlharris72]

I played this to my wife Laura at our wedding, her mother was most offended... it must have been the 'rubber bed clothes' bit i suppose...

[Johnelsonartist]

isnt this just the most joyous song you ever heard? i love it

[Dundeedarkblue62]

Here people, this "skidby3" that was slaggin Billy, On her youtube homepage theres vidios of HER singing :L

[Dundeedarkblue62]

Hes only mucking about you fucking idiot :| Get a sence of humer and Fuck off!

[bribabytt]

Wow, that's a head of hair. He looks like he was having a blast.

[Needinaname]

Has that sense of humour no arrived yet........ya fanny?

Did ye loose ya virginity to that song or somethin'??

Cant ye just take it as a joke ffs?

[chipgal]

chill out you dont need to freak or did YOU loose your viginity

[Needinaname]

Shut up small girl. I'm 37 married an' have kids.

Where exactly did i freak BTW. Are ye just trollin'?

[Needinaname]

One sense of humour is in the post for ye returnofthedark, ya humourless prick!!!!

[gr00ved]

I commend you on your mastery of the English language - you are clearly in a position to criticise others.

[17110482]

F*** off If you cant take a joke

[MancGal93TDE]

woo billy connolly lmao my mum always says this is my song lmao shes scottish n cz my name is laura i thought i was related to him lmao!

[shads1960]

Absolutely hilarious!

[shads1960]

Anyone know if the whole show is available on dvd?

[gr00ved]

It is as part of the 6 disc 'Essential Box Set Collection' - that's where I ripped it from. Not sure if it's available on its own!

[shads1960]

Thank you my friend, I will search.

[amber1206]

Yes it is i saw this show for the first time on dvd - Billy Connolly Bites yer bum and Hand Picked by Billy.

two live shows on i dvd....awesome

[amber1206]

@shads1960 i saw it on dvd for the first time. it had two shows on it: was it something i said and billy connoly bites yer bum :) it was awesome enyoj :)

[TheScottsman13]

still what is with tha hostile comments if ya dunt like it there's 1000....'s of other video's on youtube...as far as im concerned ya can piss off if you dunt like billy

[7181Mary]

Superb!

[Laurza86]

HA HA Totally Awesome :)

[Freyja1133]

Singing Tell Billy Connoly to take voice lessons... that story has nothing to do with the song

[TheScottsman13]

he's a comedian....ya fuckin' pissa'

[Freyja1133]

Scotsman;what's the matter?can't you take a little sarcasm?

btw,i know that he's a comedian

[PleiadesSeven]

I'm pretty sure there are alot of poeple who would be happy to have Billy bite their bum any time!~ Seriously, though, this is one of the funniest bits. The whole tear his shirt open part. And it only gets better. I like how he sounds like someone from Metallica and yet some people think he sounds get this ~bad~! rofl.

[jeam780129]

yo!cool

[zeldagoblin]

Tell Billy I love him XD

[08Hattie]

ill never forget watching this was absouloutely flabbergasted

[DambustersSquad617]

In what sense? Good or Bad?

[08Hattie]

a bit of both tbh couldnt belive it

[DambustersSquad617]

They ruined a good set of teeth when they put them in your arse skidby3! Fucking take a joke

[ccarverjones]

Can you believe that? I've never met a person who thought Billy connolly wasn't brilliant. he's a fricking genius!

[ccarverjones]

god you are a moody little prick arent you, get some balls and grow up, if you cant take a joke yer fucking doomed!

[Simaster431]

o my fukin god this is the worst thing ive ever herd

[keltypar]

skidby ur a fanny

[skidby3]

yeh i probaly am a fanny, but i just dont like his singing and im aloud my opinion, so there ya go, i fink hes shit you think hes good, end off i dont care :@

[helloilikesaisages]

hes a comedian, this show is a stand up mainly and this song is obviously a joke, why cant you see that, if he was singing to jealous synical and critical losers like you he would sing seriously, fucking idiot, whats the point? take your pointless view elsewhere

[skidby3]

ruin's a great love song... he shouldn't be aloud to sing !

[recklesscharlie]

It's not supposed to sound good! It's a parody.

[ccarverjones]

I bet anything he's better than you

[skidby3]

Hmm... your probaly right.. but i am aloud my opinion and your aloud yours, andi think he is fuckin shit, soo there ya goo:@

[ccarverjones]

haha i can agree with that, you can believe whatever you like and i agree hes not the best singer in the world but it still took nerves to go up there and sing and for that i respect him

[skidby3]

but as you dont no me, you dont no im a fany lmao, and yh i respect him too yeh he does have guts, but the fing is idont have confidece, but whn you say that im basically not a good singer it puts me down, i agree with you i dont think im a good singer but other people tell me i am soo.. i dont see why you would like to put me down like your trying to do.. its just nasty and very childish,

[ccarverjones]

yes i happen to be an intensly mean person when it comes to people who insult billy connely as hes a genius

[skidby3]

:O a genius! he shouts, yeh he is funy but, he can sing, a btw i become a very mean person when it comes down to people insulting me, i cba with you so dont write back , because i have my opinion and you have yours lets just leave it at that yeah?

[robbo3166]

It kind of annoys me too, he's Godfather to two of my children.

[skidby3]

i'm sorry for what i said, i'm sorry if i offeneded you x

[A310fan]

He's godfather to four of mine and 3 of my gerbils. What a happy nice co-incidence!

[NaoYukihiro23]

Jesus Christ!

[stacyblue1980]

this is funny as hell. He was foxy. Funniest man in the world.

[AustralianHPfan]

LOL i love billy he's the funniest man ever!!! love this vid

my name's laura, woohoo :)

[keef71]

absolutely love this - same track is on my polydor cassette 'the pick of billy connolly' - until i saw this, i didn't realise there was a full band playing. i thought he was just karaoke-ing it :-)

and the legendary bj cole too!

[katem80]

lmao oh man billy's a pure genius

[permut20]

From Spain: Very good version.

Five stars.

[lauradundee]

Great version of this song, in Billy's own style. Cheers for adding this!