Scarlett Johansson marries Ryan Reynolds, Celebrity Gossip

[9Iamthewalrus]

Anyone giving a flying fuck about celeb gossip is legally retarded.

[roboneko77]

Why do people watch this?

[sergal2]

S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.

[celebritiesinvegas]

No Scarlet NOOOOOO

[IAMJESUSmovie]

We are auctioning these adorable chihuahua puppies. Not many people will be able to say they bought a chihuahua from Jesus. Very special dogs. Highest bidder $. Minimum $400. We would like to see bidding approach at least thirty thousand dollars.

[Treylogan218BR]

yah really lol to bad for both couple he is file ING for divorce Lol c guys marriage IS ALL BS DNT GET MARRIED LOL

[kitkan2]

It's too late de stay if it would last or not, for now the couple is facing now a divorce... It's good to know that from the beginning Scarlettt knew that monogamy was not natural for a human being... what ca I say then? Marriage really is challenging.

[pointlessusername23]

scar jo and ry rey . . . . really?

[ImJessiiee]

I Hopee Not Long, Ryaan Reynolds Is A Fit Blokee!! <3

[virnitz]

monogomy will fade when scarlett's boob reaches the ground

[LtCmdrVi]

WOW really? I read that article, and that quote was taking COMPLETELY out of context.

[MsPurplesock]

i think this celeb gossip site is funny actually w w w.theglittertheory.c o m

[tziemike]

god!i hate it! i feel bad for alanis....shes more way better than her....scarlet is a great actress...but i love alanis...her music.......her personality.....shes not a typical star........just a simple person......

[ryansecretsful]

alaniss morrisett is a racist for nots marrying a black rapper!!!!!!!!!!!! throuugh her whole lifes she has never married or dated a black mans. buts now out of all the rappers....she marries a white rapper? jenna jameson is also a racist...It's in her contract. Interracial porn is despised. but whens she was in school she screwed the whole football team and some were black...she was atacked by the black momba...racist *****

[poffercake]

"scarjo and ryrey" .... wow. just no.

[CircusJaximus]

@poffercake stupid bullshit corny names indeed

[angelcake4eva]

i think ryans too good for scarlett

[silverdreams1114]

i feel bad for them that they can't have a normal life. private weddings and stuff...all that security...it's sad

[3folkfleur]

i hope it works... but unfortunately hollywood has a way of screwing up celebrity relationships

good luck ryan and scarlett

[lbgoalie22]

5 years max.

[Rossco602]

"your whatching clever tv" really,REALLY!!??!?!??

[shasta4ever24]

everybody says that they dream about them, but they probably will never get to even meet them...just hope that they're happy...I am a huge ryan reynolds fan but I just hope that I can meet someone half as good as him...way to go you guys...just stay happy and don't let the world get to you!!!

[lakekyky]

STOP GOSSIPiNG dang

[sambenn03]

i think they are adorable together.. and their both fricken hot so who cares.. as long as they are happy.. leave them alone..

[adminmovie]

who gives a fuck!!!!!

[1horse1crazy1]

then why are u watching this

[adminmovie]

to see how stupid people r !!!!

[epm25]

they are both hot and sexy..... anyone would get the perfect 3some with them!!!

[PinkyxDivertimento]

Is it so wrong to cry about a guy you've never even met before? Oh, who cares?! I hope one day I'll find someone like Ryan... even though I'm not sure I deserve it.

[Tamarunjah]

you should visit some specialists ;)

[drshnty]

Now THAT is one sexy couple.

Scarlett's lucky. 'Cause not only is he incredibly gorgeous, and talented...but hes funny too (:

[Azelf3]

Haha everyone's saying how Scarlett is lucky, but what about Ryan? Ryan rocks but Scarlett is a drop-dead gorgeous babe that every male wants too.

[BigBadKhan91]

Ryan is SUPER HOTT!! dont know how long they'll last but unless he wants 2 leave her 4 me.... i say id like seeing them together...

they compliment each other very well.

[jackart011]

WHY :( there goes are chances of a actually nude sex scene:(

[nuratikahhussain]

i'm not sure but whatever it is, Scarlett's so lucky. Ryan's so hot. (:

[mitchboi770]

ryan is lucky!!..Scarlett is so hot

[lonatgagogaga]

no scarlet is lucky ryan is so hot

[tigerbeat9]

i think they'll last about 3 years tops...

who kows?

but ryan reynolds is soo hot

[KH3816]

Ryan is like soooo hot, But ive got a feeling that since there aparent arguements that have been posted on the internet and on mtv news, they wont be lasting much longer!

it's a shame, but hey ryan can find someone else, cause he is like sooo hot, shame there is such a large age diff between me and him

lol

[primelntopf]

What did I do wrong???? I WANT HIM

[twimoonclips]

Scarlett is soo lucky. I wanted Ryan Reynolds! :D

[xMattV15x]

whats withh everyone saying ryans too good for her.

Scarlett is like the hottest chick everr!

and since none of us know them personallyy, thats really all we have to base it on.

[Cullenism4ever]

hes gourgeous

shes beautiful

they wud have lovely kids xx

[XFfan01]

4 ever and ever an ever...you rock Ryan....Scarlette your a lucky gal!

[PunkMartyr]

Wow Ryan is too good for her. I'd rather he had hooked up with Natalie Portman

[nior000]

ryan reynolds is awsome

[animorka]

Ryan is too good for her...

[z0mB13g1r7]

they wont last

well.

ryans too good for her

hes funny sexy and intellegent and all she has are those giant boobs to possibly make up for lack of brain.

[LadyDisneyFanatic]

Ryan is soooooooooooo HOTTT!

<333

[stigweed1]

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[spoonas]

ryan is too good for scarlett... personal opinion!

[nn18394]

wow...they ben married for over half a year now...tats lik 3 years in hollywood...

[Dorilana]

You people are just repeating what the host is saying.... have any imagination much?

They're both hot as hell and and having fun, let them be and let their hearts and fate decide ^-^

[gnulebin]

ryan and alanis.... great, interesting duo. Sorry scarlet...

[mryry112]

I love both of them and their both beautifull but I honestly dont think it will last that long they just dont seem like they have that one thing about them if you know what I mean but lets hope they do stay together then we'll know their will be hot children for the next generation.

[chupemjl]

Unfortunately, I don't think it will last. It was too quick, and they themselves are already questioning the staying power of their marriage. And if she is thinking about an open relationship, then he is too good for her. I think someone more mature would be better for him.

[Madel0712]

news aside.. who'd the host? Not GOOD!

[AliceJasperfan]

I really hope they stay together they are really very cute together and I think they just might cause well Ryan can make anyone laugh and that's huge for girls.

They need to start making babies now I want to see the cuties

[LovelyxXxLife]

I like them together. I love Ryan, and Scarlett is a great actress. I really hope the stay together for the long run.

[hop1pop]

= DIVORCE!

buahahaha!!!

dude, no relationship lasts that long when married that quickly....

I think that R.R. just wanted American citizenship... and a good career move...

celebrity marriages NEVER LAST!... except for like two exceptions...

just wait it out and see... things like this break down

[AliceJasperfan]

they've been married a year in Hollywood that's really long

[MOn021490]

they are just one of the HOTTEST?SEXYEST couple EVER!!!!! haha........

[c11535366]

ryan+scarlett = (party)

(inlove)

[Cassie3166]

i think they a great together :)

[viridianvii]

I hope they last long! They're such a stunning couple. God, Ryan is so hot. He is just so amazing....I wish them the best.

[calypso694]

when i dated Scarlett i never would have expected her to get with JT or any of the other guys she has been with and im kinda surprised her and Ryan got married but im ok with it just a bit

hope everything works out

[ngeks]

y do u guys hate Scarlett Johansson? i cant understand? please enlighten me! i love her so much! =)

[Biff1234569]

Ryan Reynolds has a history of being attracted to short, dumpy girls with matronly bodies. First Alanis Morrisette and now Scarlett Johansson.

[rupyrupy]

What are You talking about? maybe Alanis is chubby or has had weight fluctuations but ScarIett ?? I think she got a hot body, femenine and curvy but not overweight at all.Anyway it seems that love dosn't have to do necesarily or only with looks .Fortunately .Being a VERY handsome man he could be with anyone he wanted and he was with Alanis for years.

[jane29jeng]

i like them both.. they look good together

[nimfarah]

I hate her so much .... and he is soooo cute!!! SHE DOESN`T DESIRVE HIM!

[stormora]

At least Alanis had a personality

[sk8grlk14]

i never knew they were going out yet alone married

[supkidimkshae]

i think they make such a great couple.

and mann their babies will be studss.

shess sooosososos pretty.

and hess amazingly sexyy.

so they are bothh a finee hella couplee [:

i wish themm the bestt!

[Menelas74]

as I said Whore!

[montersmama]

FUCK FUCK FUCK...... He got married to that bimbo! UGH! Dammit

[xxbrasschicaxx]

um... monogamy is natural but so is greed and lust :\

it's a toss up. But i hope they stay together. Marriage can't be tossed out like old clothes. Its a life long promise in sickness and in health until they die. Best of luck to him.

[MNWild1012]

All I know is that Ryan Reynolds is the hottest celeb alive. I absolutely love him and wish i could take scarletts place. ahhhhh i would so more like him to marry alanis cuz they look better together then him and scar. much love to ryan so whoever makes him happy im happy. =]

[Methstar]

why the hell doesnt ppl leave them alone no wonder Celeb relationships dont hold with all this pressure and shit .....WHY DO TEHY MAKE SUCH A DEAL OUT OF IT just leave them alone if they stay together they do if not not..... i like ryan reynolds so i wish him the best xD

[umadoshikakko]

Alanis Morissette took advantage of Ryan Reynolds to hide her lie. Ask Alanis about Marilyn Manson. She will react to his name with shame and guilty conscience.

[UAC220]

I can't believe she married RYAN RENOLDS. OF ALL the stars should could have picked. Hopefully this will work out.

[69sexchica]

Ryan cute!! & Scar is too sexy & hot 4him....LOL!! i give them14mnths max

[yogagirl5117]

They won't last and when ALANIS gets married, her relationship will last "until death do 'them' part." I guess I am a team Alanis person especially when I saw and heard ScarJo singing. That was horrible!

[KraziLittleMe]

i love ryan reynolds sooo..... i hope not long for them lolz jk but i really give them maybe a year or two lolz

[Kiwi9915]

its funny that the show is called clewer tv the host is a retarded chick

[xwwegirl54x]

i give them a 1 year.

maybe 2.

[Pierrestoy]

He looks kinda Retarded in pictures! Why Him scarlett! WHY?

[Cyberchick03]

U sound retarded urself...

[Pierrestoy]

then you must look retarded in pictures! LOL! Hit a nerve did I? LOL!

[Cyberchick03]

Hit a nerve??......Lol, I knew u WERE retarded

[dansonfool]

i just don't see them being together...they don't mesh well

[Jusjammin123]

My god ryan is so HOT!

[xBacebabex33]

i hope hey dont last!!! lmao hes soo hot and i luv him!!! lmao :]

[lilrollz]

ur not alone

[xchampx]

2 years

[no1knowzmi]

i think they will last. they look so cute together. but i dont want them to last cause i have a huge crush on ryan. o well there goes my chance with ever being with him. LOL!!! :]

[cbabygem]

monogamy isn't a natural thing?!? are you kidding me?! lol if I were married to Ryan Reynolds I sure as hell wouldnt have no problems keeping to just one man lol

[mikelelivelaughlove]

umm stats say EVERY couple has a 50/50 chance, but I think they'll last, he sweet and funny, and so it she, yet she's also kinda deep and jazz...they fit! I really want to see pics!

[PeaceNow91]

i think they can last.

[Ravenlanding1]

Alanis never intended to marry this clown

[sergal2]

I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.­Helmut Kohl home town

[noctiluca88]

what the???

[no1knowzmi]

u need help

[kaijuanrain]

hahahhahhaaha!!!!

[Rockershawn]

Dude i cant believe you would even quote this crap. For those of u out there wondering wtf he talking about this was just some conspiracy thats been going around as a myth that scarlet johansson is an actual illegal clone at birth made in german labs. Idk how this started but its been around for a little while lol.

[no1knowzmi]

are u cerial? dude thts so stupid! who'd believe tht?

[cthour]

haha..i almost shit in my opants reading that

[cthour]

*pants i mean

[montie77]

6 months

[montie77]

hes way toooooooo hot 4 her.

[Xiediac]

Uhh, what?

SHE'S way too hot for HIM.

[SoulOdyssey]

I remember Scarlett's quote on monogamy--she was comparing humans and animals. In that case, Ryan would be available! So girls, who wants to be a part of Ryan's harem? Or maybe Scarlett was referring to insects (ants, bees etc.), where the role of the queen is to produce as many offspring as possible and continue giving birth for the rest of her life. I guess she really wants kids!

She needs to watch Ryan's movie "Definitely, Maybe." There's a good insight on penguins--monogamous animals.

[stcdirecting]

Isn't he married to Alanis Morisette?

[GungHoEastSkiers]

Obviously not stcdirecting...

[stcdirecting]

Heh, i guess not. :)

I was just very confused.

[rockygirl879]

no he was engaged to her for 5 years then this bitch randomly popped up

[kittenshateyou]

yeah if you're engaged to someone for 5 friggin years chances are you don't really plan to marry them.

[lameetaStar]

wish them all the best but it will not stay long

[NodoubtJBismine]

your sister said go to the store and buy her hot cheetos

[tanixz17]

it depends but i think they will last for a little longer hahahahaa

[tusgustomemadre]

not long