No Handshake For You!

[RisingSun732]

"So hows your wife doing?"[millisecond]"I don't fucking care"

[cona192]

CRINGE

[Doggfair]

I died a little inside

[PanjshirGuerrilla]

the elite blind diabetic

dont touch the hands of a slave for fear of catching one of his own

manmade illnesses

obama can toach as many slaves as he likes

though because he fkn still is one

[JJ0KERB0I]

the title is the funniest comment

[cona192]

LMFAO

[crackedout123]

0:14 : want to shake my hand too?

0:15 : no..

[rashaadtheonly]

@crackedout123 LMFAOOOO he looked stupid in front of the whole crowd too!!!

[DickHead69able]

what a handshake nazi!!!

... ¦D

[Sheila1932]

"I'm not shaking your hand bigot."

[Emergency739]

vote UKIP

[olekgamma]

lol

[psvitagamer]

browns head was turning left as the policeman lifted his hand, not to mention brown only having one eye (the other is a glass eye)

so I wouldn't blame Brown tbh...

[MO4B]

handshake fails always make me blush

[BaldeagleVIP]

From my experiences this is a picture showing the differences between English people and Americans. Not everyone but I'm talking generally.

[psvitagamer]

@BaldeagleVIP gordon brown is Scottish though...

[BaldeagleVIP]

@psvitagamer oh didn't know that. anyway was talking generally mate.

[psvitagamer]

@BaldeagleVIP yeah, his constituency is up in Fife... i've seen him a few times at my college. He does have one of those posh english sounding Scottish accents so I know how you could mistake him as being English lol. But okay ;)

[TalonMercenary]

@BaldeagleVIP Gordon Brown is Scottish.............and this video doesn't prove a thing, stop generalising

[nevilleprinsloo]

Brown was and is and idiot!

[eachtem]

Thumbs of for the video production, and thumbs down for who was in the video. But it thumbs for the post

[Cheyenne290]

Oh everyone shut the fuck up, there's nothing wring with british or Americans, we're all essentially from Africa anyway.

[FluffySeshy01]

@Cheyenne290 yeah but the british and american settlers are worse then the rest...just saying

[TopTap09]

Don't you all realise Obama only shook the police mans hand so he could let Brown walk in the door first (Power), then Brown didn't want that to happen (like it had happened to Blair with Bush) so he acknowledged the police man to give himself a reason to drop a couple of paces behind Obama. It worked.

[DJVM95]

This is were Socially Awkward Penguin comes in.

[Gh3masterofrock]

damn thats why u never offer ur fucking hand

[DadizTV]

thats why i like obama he is so humble XD

[ShadowofLocke]

=( shot down.

[40951]

scottish one eyed wank staine

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@40951 Fuck you, ya crumpet-munching posho english cunt.

[40951]

@TheWackadooFuckhead no fuck you you terd burgling shirt lifting pillow biting browns knob sucker. i bet you analled him and then licked his arse clean just like all you scottish benefit scrounging scroates do. now go and lick your mothers pussy clean you tartan puff

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@40951 Why do you think the rest of the world loves us but fucking hate the English? Its because your a bunch of pompous stuck up twats.

[86nugget19]

@TheWackadooFuckhead mate the world DOES NOT love america

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

@86nugget19 I'm not talking about fat American yanks ya knob.

[muscleandtan]

@TheWackadooFuckhead FYI, the percentage of fat Brits is around the same as fat Americans. So you are fat fucks too. Percentage of bad dentistry is a lot higher in Britain however.

[Clatterpinch]

@86nugget19 >guy lives in UK

>mate the world DOES NOT love america

Oh boy.

[skillbill83]

In United Kingdom Obama is white.

[alexmccoolio7]

boss

[mystic81006]

He did not even see his hand for a shake and you all are hating on him just for a stupid missed handshake,this video is well,stupid and waisted about 2 min of my time.

[nesianrugby]

@mystic81006

The clip is 0:22secs long...can't have been a waste if you watched it 5 times! LMFAO

[1991zpa]

FAILLLL

[jagara1]

My question is - would Obama have shaken the policeman's hand if the policeman was not black?

[e0o9kii]

@jagara1 The officer was white.

[jagara1]

@e0o9kii Why do you say that?

Google - "Pic- Obama meet British cop" and click on the first link

[e0o9kii]

@jagara1 Oh okay. I see the photo now. It's just from the video the officer looked white.

[jagara1]

@e0o9kii I had to double check it online after watching the video again - I originally saw this on tv so it was fairly obvious.

I can see how watching this particular video could lead to the impression thet the officer was white.

[djleesus09]

hahahahahahaha

[BeingNobody1956]

people worry way too much about this kind of trivial bullshit.

[MinorHeadstorm]

handshake fails make me cringe... haha.

[Thegoodlol]

lol despite all these handshake fails/snubs being so funny, it's still very rude from the person who does it and a very awkward situation

[foreskinforest]

Ner ner ner ner!

[blasbembi]

AHAHHAHAH NICE FAIL

[iiiYEDDLEiii]

I definetly don`t want to speak for anyone, but Obama seemed to just say hello and shaked his hand and went away. Brown on the other side talked a bit to him and then just left. He might have talked to him before and this was just one of many stop and go`s they went throu. OR - same approach, they did not talk before and he somehow ignored Obama`s move and didn`t feel the need to copy that. Or he`s just an ignorant fool, who is too good to shake an officers hand to whom it surely was a honor.

[isaaccyl280793]

One less vote for him in that next election. ^^

[harmageden]

One doesn't shake hands with a commoner ,what what ! Bloody peasant !

[FoxyBomb]

@harmageden You're forgetting Brown was not a member of the Conservative party :)

[du6kan4ik]

he probably can not see that far

[Buttercupline2]

We all know what brown is like he only want to know people who our high up not mere citizens like us because truthly he's a one eyed bigot!

[daveyohm122]

asshole brown

[Bellalodicci9]

He's the Catastrophic Cyclops

from Kirkaldy in Fife

made a ham shit of the economy

and let immigration run rife

[Allrightmedarling]

@usterdboy

*our

nuff said.

[usterdboy]

more respect for are president in your country then your own leader

[RSVJosephV]

@usterdboy I don't know where to start, you truly are a retard.

[mrmduzi23]

Handshake?Handshake? Psych!!!!

[manicbassa]

Brown is a slimey cunt. He wouldn;t give that copper the time of day if Obama hadn't of shook his hand

[Punk1984Rock]

Give him a break the bobby was probably on his blind side

[innit27]

everytime barak waves gordo looks to see as if its someone he knows

[txanorro]

When the policeman move his arm, Brown had his head looking forwards the door, so he didn't see the action.

[mikewebthree]

@mickysmith1000 I googled 'charlie veitch' as you suggested, who protests at a wedding!? what a wanker, whether you support the royal family or not, it is nobody's right to ruin another's wedding day or any day for that matter. What did he expect would happen!? I suggest he deliberately wanted to inflame the issue and actively provoke the police. Prat.

[ZaeemIslamSoldier]

He nodded at him..

[mikewebthree]

@mickysmith1000. I say this with the greatest respect, your a moron. Police do a bloody hard job most of the time extremely well. "This coming from a law abiding hard working individual" who do you think upholds that law? If you do not like the free society we have, I suggest you move to iraq, iran or similar nation. Just incase you missed my first statement, your a moron.

[Tommehful]

@mickysmith1000 Oh do be quiet. No one is interested in your ignorant little opinions.

[slipperiolo]

brown is angry that the guard cheated on him

[commonman80]

I don't know if he was able to shake the guys hand in public. After all, the Cop is a Commoner you know.

[bapulla]

'In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king'

Just remember ppl, your lord is not one eyed !!!

[mikewebthree]

@bapulla how many eyes does he/she have then?

[kaisaraali]

lol

[scotty686]

Brown probably missed it because hes borderline blind. This video defines why people were thick enough to vote for cameron and now we're governed by an incompetent prick.

[Alienson]

@scotty686 better than labour

[scotty686]

@Alienson Camerons not even better than blair, let alone brown. Brown was hopeless at PR, but his policies were actually spot on. Its a shame he was so bad at showing it, and the populace is too stupid to see it.

[poulsontheprick]

Brown is blind in one eye you fucking cretins .....but i still hate the pigs.

[poulsontheprick]

ha ha nice one Brown! Fuck the corrupt fascist pigs!

[smsm032]

Two significant samples from two cultures?

[FranzKasabian]

Brown

[YoungIvyScholar]

That's mean...

[xman090909]

Scottyburen makes all us Scots look like idiots.

[AlanFrance21]

Was plod thinking "Will it cost me my pension if I kick the ignorant cunt right up his fat arse?"

[digeiSemtex]

this is gold i tell ya

[scottyburen]

@flicked1969 moved away from that political mess you call great britian when that mad cow tried to tax us scots with the poll tax. lived with it for three years but never paid a penny of it. Just winding you lot up anyway. It's a job and I do it with pleasure.lol

[triangle1990]

fuck brown. brown fucker

[fasthandsz]

fail handshakes are so funny!! because you know the other person feels so fucking stupid. haha

[TheBatmansbrother]

he is blind in his right eye.. come on! but yeah he is not as good at bullshitting people that he is one of them.. unlike obama

[scottyburen]

see, thats the way to treat the english, like the slime they are, don't get them on your hand.

[13AJJONES]

NOT EVEN A GOOD TRY, TROLL.

[skullcrusher481]

rejected!

[TOEKNEE5285101]

FUNNY SHIT,,

[justicepartyuk]

Bring down coalition government, it had been disaster. Arshad Khan will help to get you re-elected with working majority. click Justice party UK.

[PARTICLEZXz]

omg did he get regected by gordan brown

[WWECWWECWWE]

Gordon Brown(GB) / George Bush(GB)

[ytrogergt]

Awww... poor policeman

[jazzfusionsoul]

"I got one" During the Autograph session with Joe Satriani at his Guitar Clinic; we qued up,my turn came,I went up,I extended my hand but at that very moment he got distracted by an organizer who butted in...my hand still on mid air,everybody laughed but the worst was my friend was video recording the whole thing...... ha...ha.(Got his Autograph though and a handshake ha...ha)

[Xxhardcore94xX]

lmao

[cedric1546]

It's part of the oath of office.

As long as he is president he has to shake hands with every doorman and bow to every emperor.

[TheStormchaser1]

@cedric1546 Shaking hands is one thing, but absolutely NO bowing or dipping of the US Flag.

[Bellalodicci9]

Brown was the worst PM we have ever had and also the weirdest.

[Varcalox]

well, a while ago i made a handshake fail myself..... it happens.........

[billyofengland]

@Varcalox haha tell us what happend, it happend to me to :)

[Varcalox]

@billyofengland

i was at the doctor and two assistants came to notify me that it was my turn (i was in the waiting room).

one male and one female. the male assistant reached out his hand to handshake me. i was so tired (i had been waiting for hours) so i did not notice that the female assistant tried to handshake me aswell.....

after about 10 secs the male assistant said "aint you gonna handshake her?" :)

[FowardUntoDawn13]

I wonder what Brown said to the policeman at 0:15: "Don't shake his hand!..Don't shake mine!"

[hearts76100]

A POODLE ALWAYS DOES WHAT HIS MASTER DOES!!!

NOT.......

[dan16802]

doesnt look like he ment to be rude..looks like he just didnt see it and greeted the police officer vocally insted.

[gonzalo060375]

Maybe the bobby was just cleaning his ear with that hand. Only GB noticed him, lol

[dezboss]

Brown probably thinks the policeman is a bigot.

[FoxyBomb]

@dezboss But come on, that woman he spoke to was a bigot, you gotta admit it haha :P

[Richinweston]

i like that Obama led Brown into Downing Street!

[matrix4022]

@Richinweston Do you walk ahead of a guest when entering your home? I thought it was common practise to direct your guest in before you.

[happylado]

band on the run!!

[JKPrimeable]

I guess he's a fist bump kind of guy.

[okstartnow]

fuccn politics!

[Wikkiter]

DENIED!

[SickB0yStealth]

He looked away before it was given

[phojodog]

Keep in mind that English are heavily classicist - to shake a a common persons hand is well beneath the likes of a Prime Minister. Police, Soldiers, Trades ect. are all just working dogs to the upper class. He probably considered what Obama had done for an instant then reality kicked in 'back to work bloody wog!'

[eldemort]

@phojodog

Er, as an English person, I assure you that regardless of being british or american, the polite thing to do when someone offers to shake your hand is to shake it.

Also, Gordon Brown is Scottish

[Wikkiter]

@phojodog Yeah, you got that completely wrong.

[mcexcrack]

hahaha what an asshole. poor guy, he probably that something like "nnnnnngh you f***ing bastard"

[toxic2k7]

they are both gay fags who blatently blow eachother when they go inside..

[1cg12345]

Which police gaurd Downing street?

[F1X0R121]

@1cg12345 The Metropolitan police cover greater London, and its their diplomatic protection group that is specifically responsible for the security of Downing street, the palace of Westminster, Foreign embassies and diplomats.

[noodles1916]

Could easily happen to anybody, still funny though

[BREDATOR1]

Great PR job gormless! ,i am surprised you didn't thumb your nose at him lol..

[Rexanify]

What an asshole Gordin Briwn was

[HitM4Dr35ha]

Obama was out of line. As a guest of Brown, he needed to let Brown escort him and make introductions. It was not appropriate for him to shake the security guard's hand, as if the guard was some high official.

[JiMMaRu]

@HitM4Dr35ha he just shaked his hand normally .. guards are human too you know ..

treat all people equally

[pqwilrj]

LOL. Gordon totally left him hangin'.

[Bellalodicci9]

He will be remembered by everyone as the "One-eyed Scottish idiot". What a fucking joke !.

[timshatsui]

So glad he's gone.....what an utter mess him and blair made.....lets see how well cameron does!!

[cjellwood]

He is just not a hand shakey kind of guy. I know how he feels

[CHUCKYCASPER]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[pirtee]

thats bold

[SirFancyBubbles]

Must think he's important

[xx0ODaveO0xx]

The Aristocrat with his Friendly Butler?

[owned56765]

LOL wat a fag

[leixy]

what the LMFBAO

[Almarian4eg]

what a dick

[1weslee1488]

he declined it becuase in russia they wouldent shake obamas hand

[TalonMercenary]

lol that policeman should have done what mosr Roman guards did - kill their leaders!!!! (brown lol)

[angeelRdz]

jajajajajaja #fail

[pazman4]

to be fair, he didnt see the outstreched hand.

[ShattyDiablo]

@pazman4 he's a cunt

[funandsmile1]

@pazman4 perhaps you are Right that so many other things were going in porr Mr brown's mind that he fail to notice the outstreched hand. or he missed it by a matter of split second.

[Thgrt0]

I want Obama running this country tooo!! Ow wait, we are the US's bitch already

[bendchod]

LOL that Cop must have felt a right tit.

[HoracePL]

I cant believe a nigger is running a country... My grandmother says that if the world ever gets a black pope, it will be dooms day.

[MrCarolinaMuzik]

@HoracePL define nigger, then tell me who is runnin this country again u racist fuck, get a life and do somethin with it instead of tryin to down an ethnic group or race all day u pathetic waste of a good brain

[leston4life]

@HoracePL Good to know that you are a descendant of scum-eating, sewer-living racists. Now go back and tell you grandmother to die quickly. Her time is spent. This is a new era and your grandmother isn't gonna fit. After telling you grandma that, then go into your room and think deeply, imagining how you would feel if you were black instead of white (I assume you are white with that comment.) Remember that your skin color isn't what you can choose. Lack of empathy is ruining this world.

[jamialonnes]

hell to gorden brown and welcome to david cameron

[conspiracyjoe1]

check out THE TALMUD TORAH EXPOSED on youtube

[1221doowesor]

I am sure that the policeman will cut his loss!

[rudeydudey05]

Remeber, Brown is blind in his right eye, he simply didn't see the hand lol.

[fivestep5]

@rudeydudey05

He is blind in his left eye.

[Wh47n0w1517]

@rudeydudey05

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is King, but we could not see to vote for him. =)

[zeeshe100]

@Wh47n0w1517 and yeah in Urdu its " Andhon main kana raja" lol

[1990Danilwin]

@rudeydudey05 realy?)

[infrared567]

what a prick brown is

[thefltdriver]

I mean, he actually walks OVER to the policeman, looks him up and down, and says no actually fuck that, get on with it! What a cunt. Eh? Fuck me. I bet that copper's laughing his arse off now Brown's off into the political wilderness. Who could blame him?

[thefltdriver]

I got it the first time I saw this. It might not have been second nature to Brown but surely it wouldn't have been that difficult to just make the effort to appreciate the blokes who stand guard for you every hour of the day and night. Bad form.

[Experiment47]

To be fair the Prime Minister passes the policeman out side No. 10 multiple times everyday, it just wouldn't be a normal instinct to shake his hand.

[SonyVaioZ2010]

haha, now thats embarrasing

[NevaGonaGiveYouUp]

Lol, congratulations David Cameron.

[Eric8542010]

@NevaGonaGiveYouUp, it's cool that Cameron is the new PM. It's great that Nick Clegg is in his cabinet too. I love the British :)

[RobinScott93]

@broadcast185 Yes he is. Unless you were joking?

[silverysongs]

Ha. That did make me laugh.

[katmac1711]

@broadcast185 errr..... yes he is. I can't even believe I'm having this discussion. Are you being serious?! Because I really hope you are being sarcastic and I'm just missing it.

[MrSuperCrazyGuy]

Dumb ass Gordon brown