Mass Effect 2 - Jacob calls Garrus "cuttlebone"

[cygnetgirl]

awww . .. now i feel bad for jacob. . . .

[celticmoon88]

does he say anything about thane?

[NobleLamb]

Jacob just doesn't calibrate like Garrus :(

[whiteknuckles01]

you know how upset someone is by how quickly they turn around

[TazminTv]

Lol right at the end Jacob fails with the computer

[ArekuHana]

Lol. A cuttle bone is also that white thing, which is made of clacium for birds to nibble on, in bird cages. They need it for nutrition. And yes it is also the internal shell of a cuttle fish. But Jacob s basically garrus bird food. LOL XD

I love u garrus!

[regalmastermind]

Jacob: That cuttlebone?

Garrus: When I've finished these calibrations you are so dead.

[Skull11137]

@regalmastermind

To bad he is never going to be done.

[KitCatch22]

Accidentally triggered some flirting with Jacob (I was being nice and then all of a sudden my options were Come On #1, 2, and 3 O.O) with one char, and while I backpedaled like whoa next chance I got, I was actually kinda curious as to how the romance actually went. May romance with next RenFemShep...

[crabalockerfishwife6]

Garrus: Hey, that's OUR word! It's only okay when WE use it!

[buzzpuppet]

0:47 your sheps actually pretty hot

[selphiexfairy]

harssssh.

[Pr0fessah]

Go do what you want. I don't need the hassle.

*teleports

[xXDanShepardXx]

um rage quit jacobs a spaz

[seras117]

gosh.Jacob-"Some thing i should be concerned about". negative much,this is why i don't romance him.

[Ravengaurd6]

Spacism is a pressing social issue...

[AlexanderTF]

so they have a completely different attitude when ur a chick .... what about thane?....

[SoltanaCousland]

I got that finch a cuttlebone. Finches love cuttlebones.

[Pyramidhead1337]

B-But black people can't be racist!

[Lustair]

I tried unlocking this dialogue sequence but Jacob is stuck in an infinite loop of asking me to call it off with Garrus. Jacob is hopelessly forever alone.

[umbreon013]

As soon as I found out Garrus was romancable, I went for it. And I felt bad for Jacob, I really did... until I heard "cuttlebone". Then, I felt unbad. Someone in Cerberus who's racist, who would have guessed? XD

[p90xsteroids]

cuttleboner

[seras117]

@p90xsteroids whats a cuttlebone?

[LordManda2]

@seras117 its the stuff Cuttlefish (a kind of squid) have on their insides to help them float through the water... how that relates to turians I have no idea *shrug*

[seras117]

@LordManda2 maybe jacob was trying to use racist comment but somehow referred to fish instead of reptiles.lol

[kiowa017]

Damn, Jacob is the only one I've seen so far who gets that butt hurt...

[fluffyzhangfei]

@kiowa017

i know jesus i wish the girls got that jealous, even ashley and jack didnt do that.

[missfilby]

Well someone's going in the vent during the suicide mission.

No one badmouths Garrus.

[Mokurable]

Wanted to punch that fucker in the face then and there. To bad I couldn't. :p

[tricksterhuaun]

Shepard:Hey hey, that's racist Jacob, you've never heard Garrus talking about you're being....

Jacob:Being WHAT?!

Shepard:....ahem....Human

[mikenike245]

what a bitch 

[Jafroboy]

As a manshep I liked Jacob But as Femshep. Oh god. I had one romance conversation with him, and was too creeped out to ever talk to him again in the game! Sorry Jacob, daddy will have to stay in his harem.

[Merc261]

I feel bad for Jacob, he's an awesome guy and people keep making fun of him.

[SRVNORMANDY]

Jacob: What, the cuttlebone?

Joker:Uh Shepard? We've got an incoming message from an unknown contact.

Shepard: Patch them through.

Citadel turian: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACISTS!!

[seras117]

@SRVNORMANDY hahahahahaha that turian always made me laugh.

[messiha666]

Your Shepard is...unique....

[ArctheDark]

0.54-....and I'm so offended I'm turning without even animating for you.

[TheLordGremlin]

i like the tag "dump jacob for garrus"

[Videothan]

Oh he mad

[Blackemperess]

And all around the world, Garrus fans everywhere make a dangerous pact; to forever select Jacob's tight little kaboose for going down the hole of doom from here on out!

There's nothing like pissing fan's off to seal one's fate. Anyway, Thanks for the upload, the comment's it got left me laughing on and off for an hour straight.

Shep: Jacob, you go in the shaft.

Legion: Commander, thats not a good id-

Shep: Hush legion! Your too valuable to sacrifice. Jacob, get your ass in the hole.

[tigerofwu]

@Blackemperess

Exactly!

[C0LDW4RK1D]

....B-but.... the prize?

[supermarvboy]

jacob: what has garrus got that i ain't got

shepard: calibrations

jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[gogetaf1]

Jacob just badmouthed garrus how dare he

[Adam12088]

JACOB HAS NO SWAG

[SchrollShepard]

In my next ME2 playthrough in the suicide mission:

Shep: So, we need some1 to go into the vents...

Legion: Commander, I ca...

Shep: No! You can come in handy to forge an alliance between us and geth.

Tali: Shepard, let me go into the ven...

Shep: No! You're too hot to take risks. Hmm... Jacob you go to the vents.

Jacob: Whaa? But Shepard, I can't...

Shep: You get your ass into those vents or I'll get u spaced! And then let's see the illusive man spending 4 billion credits on you!

Jacob: Going...

[chipsraffertic]

does he have some space racist comment about thane as well?

[RavenTalis]

@chipsraffertic He says something like the drell?! oh i get it, its the sad eyes right, that usually reels them in :P i know because i was evil to Jacob, i romanced and dumped him through all my play throughs just to see him annoyed XP

[SageVallant]

Jacob: What, that cuttlebone?!

Garrus: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!!!

[LadyTroja]

@SageVallant Few comments make me laugh out loud. this one did x)

[WarsieGirl330]

I want your Shepherd's face code!

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Did you give him suicidal orders later on in the game?

[MrSuicidalShoe]

*jacob sends shepard out of the airlock*

EDI: the airlock is ajar.

[MrSuicidalShoe]

omfg jacob is awesome xD

[SanbaiSan]

Hey, your femshep is AWESOME! She's totally wicked looking! Like some beautiful-eyed battle-scared anithero! Great job hun!

[notgayguy222]

you called garrus a "cuttlebone"?

I'm sending you through the vent to open those doors, haha!

[gamerdude1246]

0:52 LMAO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S PLAYING WITH HIS DICK

0:53 Then he turns around...

[LadyLatias]

...of all the insults he comes up with, he picks 'CUTTLEBONE'? ._.

[cytorakdemon]

Where the hell did Cuttlebone come from?

[MrChowderClam]

Cuttlebone. Umad Jacob? Lol

[RangerZomb]

Your Shepard looks beast. :D

I never really liked Jacob as a romance option. He seems.. not quite as much of a family-man ( no thanks to his loyalty quest ).

[merksperk2]

Your Shepard looks like Jack's long-lost sister.

[Athanase48067]

Poor Jacob, losing THE PRIZE before it got within his reach.

[merksperk2]

@Athanase48067

There's a bigger prize waiting downstairs. Jacob can't see her, but she can sure as hell see him.

[Athanase48067]

@merksperk2 The prize becomes the GREAT HONOR TO FAMRY

[cherrybomb907]

What! Aw hell no jacob! If u insult garrus ill make him step away from calibrations ans kick ur ass! Heavy risk for u, and the paaaaaaaaain!

[DaShonuff]

BURN!

[ChildishWonders]

Your shepard actually has a sexy stare xD

[herogoldenshades]

and then u just let Jacob take a missle to the face in the last mission problem solved

[sh4rky70]

Garrus > Jacob. Deal with it.

[TaviaStrife]

@sh4rky70 Agreed.

[Athanase48067]

@sh4rky70 Garrus? That cuttlebone?

[ShadowSplicer57]

And so was the death of Jacob sealed.

[Stantzs]

Your shepard looks like Pink from the Please Dont Leave Me video, I keep expecting her to dress Jacob up in a clown suit and chase him with a firemans ax.

[Jokenx3]

-Hope you feel the same...

-NO

[Jackpot807]

...There anything I should know about?

Yes, I am Jack.

[ThatDeadGuy234]

what is a cuttlebone?



[piraka101]

@ThatDeadGuy234 it's a crustacean, google images can help.

[ARankedDevilHunter]

i've never managed to get any of my shepards to go full renagade, but i always liked the scars and can usually get through the game with some pretty good ones. Shep is a badass, not a teenybopper, he/she shouldn't look like he/she just stepped off the cover of seventeen magazine.

*steps off soapbox*

XD also, offended jacob is cool, he should have asked miranda out on a date anyway instead of Shep.

[xmeat]

@ARankedDevilHunter I forgot but I believe jacob hints about he and miranda having a relationship at one point.

[darthnick427]

"That cuddlebone?" (Flash to garrus in the crew deck) "....OH HELL NO!" (flash back to armory) "Well i guess you got a history" ( The door opens. Garrus storms in and walks up to jacob) "You may want the ppriiizzzze but only i get to see her reach and flexability!" Garrus then punches jacob in the face, knocks him out and says: Scoped and dropped!

[TheHunte696]

@darthnick427

That would never happen.Garrus is always calibrating.Always.

[darthnick427]

@TheHunte696 that's what the visor is for! He can caliberate on the go! So he would have time for this. XD

[darthnick427]

sorry jacob garrus is just too damn awesome

[gkirk609]

Shut up Jacob, you're so worthless.

[TheKitkatz123]

@1jentoni1  garrus cant calibrate the gun, but he can calibrate jacob?

[1Venison]

"That CuttleBone"...exuse me thats Mr CuttleBone Esquire the third to you Mr. Taylor

The Nerve of some people Geez

[ARomanianKid14]

u should have continued on... because of the priiiiiiizzzzeeeeee

[Sansiara]

how do you get the option "im interested in garrus", i never had an option like that when i dumped him

[DarkSignal59]

define "cuttlebone" O_o

[Wazzzupdude100]

@DarkSignal59 The flattened oval internal skeleton of the cuttlefish, which is made of white, lightweight, chalky material. It is used as a dietary supplement for caged birds and for making casts for precious metal items

[DarkSignal59]

@Wazzzupdude100 oh yeah,that.now that i look at Garrus closely he does have some cuttlefish chracteristics,thanks

[LostOddity]

Poor Jacob.

It's a shame he and Miranda had such dull convsersations with Shep. He mostly just talked about the mission and Miranda about her genetic engineering. Would have liked to hear about their adventures. Jacob must have seen a lot in the Alliance/Corsairs, but never talks about it. I kept expecting a conversation similar to Garrus' Dr Saleon one in ME1. He is, however, the only character who seems interested in how Shep feels about everything.

[DieFlammenwerfer]

Do not insult Garrus. Or he will calibrate you.

[ozmo117]

Never any love for the black guy.

[Zizerx11]

NO ONE CALLS GARRUS A CUTTLEBONE!!!!

[KingGalby]

Garrus so sexy...

[Nibzzu]

That cuttlebone? Heavy risk, but the PRIZZZZZEEEE...

[iiznumba12]

That mother fucker.... Garrus is not a cuttlebone. He's a cuttlebone.

[grod4L]

random spotlight at 00:16?

Guess he really is putting her...

ON THE SPOT

[bandman232]

@grod4L YEAAAAA....

[Jokenx3]

he hates you after this but you can control your feeling, so FU Jacob

[ArodWingfoot]

"A nice official LAWL." Did he really say that or am I hearing things?

[mitxelus]

@ArodWingfoot I heard "wall"

[ArodWingfoot]

@mitxelus God I hope you are right!

[patrikthegreat]

that some kinda racial slur?

[Baboy318]

Didn't Jacob hint that he had sex with Miranda before you met them?

[failurbanik]

@Baboy318 shep asks jacob

S"you had sex with marida shes not even that hot"

J"there was a hole....."

i stole that but great commant

[darthbandon10]

@Baboy318 He certainly implied past romantic involvement, in the scene after you complete his loyalty mission. "Miranda deserves a better man than me" etc.

[999darkwolf]

Jacob is dead in my playthroughs from now on! I love Garrus! No one calls him something like that!

[andrewkilroyable]

Damn Jacob sounds creepy as a romancer

[DontTalkSshh]

nice Vid man cool

[TheBalls17]

I'm commander shepard, and I am the biggest cocktease on the citadel.

[ShiZno360]

WAKE UP JACOB! FORGET ABOUT SHEPARD! KASUMI IS DOWN ON CREW DECK GETTIN WET ABOUT YOU!

[Arzaker]

@ShiZno360

YEAH THINK ABOUT THE PRIZE

[talibanulafgan]

@ShiZno360 heavy risk... but the prizeeee :))

[Jahoobano]

0:47 All in all, just another brick in Shepard's wall.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

First off what annoys me...are peoples comments...using the wrong form of "CUDDLE" in their sentences...But enough of that....the context in which Jacob is saying this...is he saying it as "Cuddle Bone" or "Cuttlebone" as in those things I buy for my bird to gnaw at....either way it could possibly work lol.

[qface64]

oh man i wish i could use the "im cleaning house" line LOL LOL

[PedroMM193]

Yeah, in the final mission guess what? Jacob died... and took Garrus with him.

[iamtehgame]

Your Shephard looks like Jack.....

[blackswordsman89]

Jacob would've been the bigger man if he just told that bitch to fuck off and left it at that, but he just had to be a little bitch and make a racist comment.

It's just like with Tali. She was being a little whiny cunt when she was brought aboard, while Jacob was being totally polite. But then Jacob makes that little taunt about AIs at the end, which is a sensitive topic for quarians, and becomes the bad guy.

That nigga is too fucking proud. He can go fuck himself.

[tranquillofdarkness]

I find it funny how people are calling Jacob a bitch. He just got DUMPED, guys. How else do you expect him to react? XP And his racist remarks fit more into the context of what just happened, not because he's with Cerberus.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@tranquillofdarkness People just call him a bitch because...well no one likes him.

[mitxelus]

@MetalFluffyNinja1 Still I prefer him over that idiot Kaidan.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@mitxelus Jacob definately had more personality at least.

[woodledoodledoodle]

No priiiize:( also, i think i might be the only one who finds that face attractive

[VelasLupus]

What an ass, I hate Jacob just because of that comment T_T

[META1997]

@VelasLupus I'm still pissed about that AI remark he said to Tali

[VelasLupus]

@META1997 And them they asked why Jacob is the most hated charachter...

[META1997]

@VelasLupus yeah I know :P

[ronnoc360]

So, it seems to me like you would lose a loyalty by doing that. How did that work out? Did he still stay loyal to you?

[Coombsi]

@ronnoc360 he stays loyal to you but you can't romance him again.

[MisuOfArabonaClan]

@Coombsi Tali also stays loyal if you make the quarian council find her innocent, but she won't be very friendly from that on.

[THizzle80]

@MisuOfArabonaClan for me I gave the council the evidence and then she hated me and wasn't loyal and caught a missile in the face.... :-(. Oh well, I romanced the hottest chick anyway

Miranda!

[charastar3]

@ronnoc360 its not loyalty to shepard per say. it's loyalty to the completion of the suicide mission, and by that I mean, all distractions are out of the way so they can focus

[gorboy]

Jacob's such a little bitch here. I really liked him while playing a male Shepard; he was like my buddy, but then he gets all pissy about ANYTHING when playing as a female.

[TheChuchulainn]

Jacob does not take too kindly to rejection, I've noticed.

[Anything2bCool]

What is cuttlebone? 3-:

[megaminomakai]

@Anything2bCool cuttlebone is a bone from a cuttlefish - pretty much like a shell.

[burningxnecro]

Shoot that bastard now.

[TurianSpectre22]

Garrus walks in. Garrus: "What did that bitch say!?" Shepard: "Garrus don't worry about it." Garrus: "Oh HELL NO! The calibrations can wait Im about to slap this bitch upside the head!" Jacob: "Bring it, CUTTLEBONE!!!"

[Lollocide]

The Jacob romance might have gone further on my playthrough if the first goddamn 'get to know you' sequence wasn't Shepard (female) basically rolling out the hairy carpet for him ON THE GODDAMN FIRST DIALOG OPTION.

I went with the cuttlebone, atleast he didn't have corny dialoge 101 tattooed on his bony forehead.

[GhostSnake]

Makes no sense that Shepard has to kiss Jacob before breaking up with him.

[joncameronli]

Do you lose his loyalty after this?

[danitiwa]

OH BITCH NO YOU DI-INT

[wwwaddict14]

does he call thane anything?

[gorboy]

@wwwaddict14 It's been a while but I think he says something like "The DRELL!?!?" and he sounds disgusted. Don't forget that Jacob, at the end of the day, is Cerberus, and likely a racist.

[wwwaddict14]

@gorboy makes sense. I'm going to try it now of course. =D

[PatchouliKnowledge32]

You mean to tell me you didn't want THE PRIIIIIIIIZE?

After all the heavy risk involved sneaking into the captain's quarters?

Blasphemy :|

[ANBUblackops]

Lol, hilarious! Though I think Jacob is calling him a "cuttlebone" as in a bone in a cuttlefish. I guess it makes sense...sorta. Sure raises a quite the chuckle just by the way he says it. Ah Jacob, always making us laugh :)

[XParamorexx]

That cuttlebone is in the way of the priiiiize.

[InuKH2Sammy]

DAT CUTTLEBONE

[poopsickl3]

truth be told I rather like you shep

[Larrylarp]

You humans are all racist!

[WilliamMcMillian]

Wow Jacob is so fucking rude. "that cuttlebone?" what a jerk

[joyadeceren]

Jacob wont get the prizeeeee!...

[candace8792]

do you mind posting up the video of Shepard dumping Jacob for Thane?

[LogicHQ]

When I play as my Paragon or Renegade Fem!Shep, I always choose Garrus or Thane. Can't wait to see how that playes out in Mass Effect 3!

[taylrrina]

Woa. The black guy is a racist.

[InsecureLemon]

That actually made me feel really bad for Jacob. No priiiize for him, I guess. :c

[DoctahT]

What does that even mean? =O

[KMxHearts]

@DoctahT

cuttlebone |ˈkətlˌbōn|

noun

the flattened oval internal skeleton of the cuttlefish, which is made of white, lightweight, chalky material. It is used as a dietary supplement for caged birds and for making casts for precious metal items.

[ThatTuckerKid]

No priiize?

[KMxHearts]

Don't you talk about my man that way, Taylor!

[TheSBDroid2]

Let's just talk for a bit unofficial, you and... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! This was a bad idea, Jacob! This hurts you!

[renegade9872]

I actually think your Shepard is kinda pretty.... Or I'm just weird. Whatever. I always go paragon so I've never seen one of my shepards look like that

[Coombsi]

@renegade9872 thanks xD I have a couple of full renegade playthroughs and sometimes I used the medbay upgrade to get rid of the scars and all but I didn't really bother with this one. I just put up some videos because Garrus fans had asked for a video of the cuttlebone line. So I kinda used this playthrough to fraps the hell out of it xD

[glitcher998]

@Coombsi your shepard kinda looks like jack

[Dalbert342]

@renegade9872 You can heal Shepard's scars....that way you can be more evil then Reapers and still look nice

@renegade9872 Yeah I agree, it's a nice change compared to