Chopper Read - Air Safety

[TheWatson83]

dont put one on the kids, fuck em, if they can figure out a fucking nintendo they can figure out the oxygen system bwahahahaha

[aptcmpasion]

ees thees a gryte cuntrye,or wot,mytes!

[AcryllicGaming]

Wtf Aussie comedy is amazing.

[myname4786]

you koala hugging nigga

[myname4786]

fuck you australian

[TheDarville]

Brill!

[Karate71Kid]

Ahahaha Fuck this dude is funii ass

[qskbadboi]

orsm.net + porn

[KombiPode]

fucking hilarious. Better than Paul Hogan.

[ghostrider79271]

In every add or movie one person at least will try and copy it

[graffownestheworld]

in the unlikly event"BULLSHIT" hahahahahha

[Nazz123ran]

fucken errrrrrrrr

[Carbon762]

toot--fuckin'--toot

[brookylydeckerisHOT]

0:59 s one of the funniest things ive seen all day

[streertje]

I think if the real Brandon (chopper) Read would see this faker on the street.

He wil not live the next second.

Respect CHOPPER!!!!

Lol but no joke.

[Saitothesushi]

@streertje The real chopper actually loves this.

[urmum774]

FFUUUCCCKKKIIIINNNGGG BBBBOOOOAAAAAAMMMMM !!!!!!



[someskater36]

who was that girl in the audience who kept laughing like a dumbass every five seconds you heAr BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[hoboteacher]

The lady is subtly funny.

[BarraKing93]

You can bloody lean forward all you fucken like, were still gonna hit the ground and 900ks a fucken hour...fucken bang

[kay4dee08]

3 dislikers didnt have a fucking flash lite nd a fuckin tooter

[PascallaTanna]

How many times did he say 'fuck'

It's fucking uncountable!

[555Horsesrule]

fuckin flash flash, toot funkin toot LOL!! :D

[TheSleepyImsomniac]

im on fire im havin the fuckin best time of my life

[MegaHumanbean]

LOLLL "ahhh mummy - i can't breathe!!!" HARDEN THE FUCK UP

[UnearthlySound]

LOL!!

[MyLifeAtSchoolAUS]

ahah click and hold down 7 :P also go to our channel to see how you can get involved in our show (no matter where you live!) thanks ;) <3

[Tristanisms]

toot foccken toot

[jshwilson9]

if you listen caefully some of it sounds like the weather report

[r1za1]

Its reid no read you dickhead

[cooldude0308]

TOOT FUCKING TOOT, some comfort that'll be when you're bobbing up and down in the middle of the pacific :D

[TimThetToolMan]

toot fucking toot

[101CROMPTON]

he makes me proud to be australian

[316greg]

@101CROMPTON He makes me wish i was Australian!!!!

[kalimeraHellas]

@101CROMPTON You have to be proud for things accomplished by yourself. Not for countries, religions, language etc.

[SoccerTeenz28]

@101CROMPTON bobs ya uncle mate fuckin ledgend

[hellman8u]

@101CROMPTON  Fuck oath

[MrFLAMER123]

*Cough*

BULLSHIT!

[haydzoO]

Haha you can tell the flight attendant was trying so hard not to laugh

[samalex890]

fuckin alright 

[michaeldoy]

Anybody else see that the replica plane he was holding, had the Ansett logo on its tail?

That would be the scariest feeling of all...

[KenanVideos]

Toot fucking toot

[GU1TARM3TAL]

toot 'fucking' toot lol 'fucking' flash flash :P lmao

[rub3nski]

2:32

[DiSmEmBaR]

That bitch laughing so loud is annoying

[Smiley8145]

"In the unlikely situation *cough cough* BULLSHIT ... there are emergency exit's.." - Chopper

[CheckYourSelf691]

asume the fucking worst

[tarshorceceliah]

in the unlikely event- bullshit!!!

[norulez1875]

enjoy your fuckin flight

[TheDoublehappy]

classic

[Bltkillarr]

61'000th view :D you rock choppa

[CullenIsGOD]

Can anyone else hear that fucking annoying bitch laughing? hope chopper shoots her! fuckin BANG!

[DonnaDedic]

@CullenIsGOD yes, she is annoying as hell. -_-

[bortous]

sounds more like a qantas flight

[Maiin00b]

'if they can work out a nintendo, they work out a fucking oxygen system'

fucking brill haha.

[Jaytheozzi]

sounds more like a quantas flight to me

[smurfarooney2003]

legend

[filletobigmac]

you can lean forward all you like, we're still gonna hit the ground at 900 k's an hour. fuckin'.. bang!

[boosted863t]

fuckn funny cunt

[natespawn]

if i was on a plane, nd sum1 did tht, i wud laugh so hard lol, id luv to do tht.

[kaspermagician]

''toot fuckin toot'' lol

[eamongilbert2]

`try hard

[TheTeachme]

assume the fuckin worst bwahahaha

[paindeathpain]

haha in the unlikely event *bullshit* haha that part made me laugh!

[93287705]

toot fuckin toot

hahahaha

[HSVPatzz]

If They Can Figure a fuckin nintendo they can figure out a bloody oxygen system ROFLMFAO

[killerkasha]

HAHAH at end, doesnt matter, still gonna hit the ground at 900 km/h "fucking BANG"

[bMxErGuY]

we might all fuckin die

[anmlvk]

i love the start of all his vids, when he says: HELLO, FUCKEN HELLO!! LMFAO, hes a funny kunt

[FAHK4444]

each aircraft is subtly different...for example this ones flying and this one fuckin isnt!!!!!! i love this guy funnyest fucker

[KvSwooo]

lol go watch fight club, just watch the scene when the main dude meets tyler durden

[KvSwooo]

...lol fight club

[008jordy]

'in the unlikely evnt ' BULSHIT " LOL

[vinesrok]

anyone else notice that annoying chick who wouldnt stop fucking laughing and kinda killed it a bit

[willlee1987]

anyone notice he's holding an ansett plane?

[BlackpeopleLOL]

haha this is hilarious fucking I cant stop laughing.

hahaha

[cheekybabe0293]

LOL

"......assume the fuckn worst"

"lean forward all you fuckn like you're still gonna hit the ground at 900km/hr"

[101mileyluva]

this guys the mann i cant stop lafing

[bjt2112]

toot fucking toot

[cam9408]

ansettt!

[sonicboomss]

enjoy ya fucken flight

[ang3l2749]

The difference is this ones flying, and this one Isnt! Lol. Hello chopper! Lol lol lol

[nettle2]

related to osama bin laden

[BleachFanDoug]

My ass that the real Choper LOL hav u seen the movie he likes ears LOL

[Gregsavoy11111]

chopper read Look it up on google than talk.

[funnyman1222]

ur wrong and i did so i can talk

[bhoyracer67]

mark brandon read

[Gregsavoy11111]

Its chopper read. Type it in on google.

[mxdogboy]

omg this is 1 of my favourite...

[unrelatedbrothers911]

sʞɔoɹ ɹǝddoɥɔ

[ALI150296]

" Fucking Flash Flash " " Toot Fucking Toot "

ROFL !! CHOPPER FTW !! xD

[kirstiehitchen]

honestly....that means get a life and dont watch things u hate??!?!?!

[kirstiehitchen]

shut up guys!!

[BeauG1990]

soz i try not to argue but some people are just pure bred fuckwits like that infernallight faggot.

[budagee1234]

u maam r a fgty fgt

[infernallight]

FUNNYER THEN WUT U CANCOME UP WIF

[BeauG1990]

u obviously dont get Australian humour if you didnt think this is funny, or is it you just know nothing about Chopper Read?

[J0eKo1]

You dont have to be Australian even lol, Im British and Ronnie John's Chopper Read Stuff rules :)

[flammable44]

The real chopper reed is better...

[michaelharper110]

haha its actually chopper reid.

[bhoyracer67]

mark brandon read

[BeauG1990]

"dont attend to the kids...fuck 'em. if they can figure out a fuckin nintendo they can figue out the bloody oxygen system" lol

[tarshorceceliah]

@BeauG1990 funny and yet so true, surely!!

[joboy666]

@BeauG1990 He stole that line from George Carlin.... "If they can figure out the FUCKING VCR.... they can goddamn jolly well figure out an oxygen mask!" Funny as HELL but still plagiarized!

[flammable44]

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[sunnycoastroxusall]

u said it for us all mate

[NSM04]

FUCKEN BANG!!! lol

[awhina123]

thanks 4 chooseing choppair

[Buttersisbetter]

toot fuckin toot!

[shell3121]

Ilyy Ronnie Johns :]

[shredderdude694]

Is his favorite word fuckin?

[iiRoll]

lol crak up..!

xX

[terminegger]

YEAH!