The Office - "Why are you the way that you are?"

[warmonster86]

the guy on the bus yesterday



[JesusCristo2002]

I love Ed Helms' character; but let's just say I've stopped watching the show. There will never be another Michael Scott.

[saifblade]

this scene is amazing, his hatred for him is so great, but as person who is in a working environment he restrains himself from just saying how much he hates him, yet somehow, this far more hateful , harsh, and powerful.

[beattielol]

steve will always be the best!!!

[autopolydidact]

That last line... is inexplicably brilliant. Why does it make me so happy. Why am I the way that I am.

[kampDrums]

HE fucking hates toby for no reason hahaha

[connorsmummy09]

ahhaha best scene!!!!

[xxxPWNAGEFTDUBZxxx]

I hate nothing more than living in a world where Steve Carell never won an Emmy for this show.

[Xxooluvu]

poor toby :(

[illkubb]

Endwell got me here...

[hung4573]

Casino night. Season 2 finale

[dfceltics20]

what episode is this

[mangafigur]

I feel so sorry for Toby :( :(

[lisvender]

Back when The Office was good. It was the best at creating painfully awkward scenes, and then just stretching them to their absolute limits.

[iOLY32]

I always get linked to this video by my roommate when I am being an asshole.

[xanos4225]

"The only felon we have here is Toby....convicted rapist!"

[johnnypocketable]

i hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

[calfan3]

@johnnypocketable why?!! :(

[hoodfigga33]

i think toby made a pretty strong argument why that environment would not be appropriate to invite boyscouts, great scene nevertheless.

[JustBeBased]

@hoodfigga33 shut up toby

[Treblaine]

Forum Weapon

[dreamongood4]

this and "where are the turtles" are two of my favorite office moments.

[AFricknChickn23]

askdhjf ;alksd fasdf asdf

[SithLord956]

24 people are the way that they are.

[LovexKimx]

I do this to my best friend all the time. She's such a Toby.

[MrPinky209]

This uplifted my spirit, i no longer want to kill myself! :)

[Jordanime]

0:02 Whyouawayoouar.

[Diabolicnop]

I can relate to Toby :(

[WashGooooooood]

I think millionaiire was making the point that the show doesnt have a laugh track, which is one reason i actually enjoy the show.

[Awkwardgesundheit]

@WashGooooooood Ahaha good one ;)

[Ahiru77]

You just know this vid is too short like the real punch is about to come. xD

[Blikkbokser]

What episode from which series is this from? :o

[DoctorIsSin]

@Blikkbokser casino night forget which season

[vsofia16]

DEAR EMMY AWARDS, THIS VIDEO IS FOR YOU.

[thejmfry]

@milllionaiire I heard there's this "Office" app for your iPhone that buzzes whenever they do a joke so you know when to laugh.

[dubvdean]

@milllionaiire i can tell by this comment and your grammar that you are either a complete and utter idiot, or 12 years old

[barbdwyre]

@milllionaiire You laugh when you think something is funny. Either you need to be told when someone else finds something amusing, or else your post was ironic.

[milllionaiire]

@barbdwyre @dubvdean @paulkrules1

Refer to the comment made by @WashGooooooood =)

[JackDaScarecrow]

@milllionaiire lol i can't stop laughing when I watch this show

[sc6900]

@milllionaiire

i think that means you have a shitty sense of humor and/or you're to young/naive/slow to get the joke

[elmerfudd87]

@milllionaiire you laugh when something funny happens, which is pretty frequently on this show

[milllionaiire]

@elmerfudd87 Sarcasm. Google it.

[nroth10]

@milllionaiire try laughing when its funny...instead of waiting for someone to tell u to..ya?

[MrBurgundy76]

@milllionaiire i think its because you have a low amount of brain cells. try watching two and a half men, thats more up your alley.

[dumbass46589]

No! NO! NO!!~~~~~~~ WHY GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!

[TheElemental1991]

He hates Toby because he is from corporate, so he's not a part of their family... and he's divorced so he's not even a part of his own family

[ganonforce]

@TheElemental1991 lmfao.

[kero110]

"It's like trying to be friends with an evil snail."

[MrAnalpfropfen]

Perfect response to all furfags

lawl

[Zacofonix]

back when the office was funny....

[Eggsalad173]

:( where's 0:20?

[thejmfry]

@Eggsalad173 Never forget.

[SJGibbons1000]

@Eggsalad173 i dont get these comments, what do they mean?

[minamu8]

I love how Toby stays so calm with the *_* face no matter what Michael says to him #LOL

[mileniat]

lol!!!!! he hates toby without any reason....i feel sad for toby , lol!!! this is the best serie ever

[PunchSydeiron]

I hope to say this to Michael Bay someday.

[NightRyder101]

Michael loves Ryan but hates Toby LOL and for no reason at all this show is too funny

[SAOrules]

"I hate, so much about the things that you choose to be" I love saying that in a high class voice.

[FindTheBody]

@SAOrules hahaha I say this to my friends all the time when making an over-reactive anger funny

[CelticBrony]

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic will make your life 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.

[luftair]

I don't know why...but I kinda hate toby too...

[smiley8482]

poor toby

[RSXemperor85]

I've imagined what a Toby/Michael final battle would be. It would be something like Dragonball Z where both guys pretty much destroy Scranton and it would be epic.

Michael and Toby fight to a duel evenly until Toby transforms into his true form...THE SCRANTON STRANGLER! He whips Michael unmercifully until Michael uses the energy from the rest of the Office and kills Toby once and for all.

[MrMangoTank]

@RSXemperor85 Somebodie's been drinking...

[cpk9999]

@RSXemperor85 hahahaha lol

[NoticablyFAT529]

he sounds like my dad :(

[richis2fast4u]

Michael kindof sounds like Agent Smith in this clip, nice.

[montrealredsox]

I love how calm he stays :p

[impasse0124]

Hahaha the best part is that the insult doesn't even make sense. Although I guess that's true of most of the things Michael says.

[beccerrx3]

Ugh I love this, I can replay it so many times and still always laugh lol

[FlipStar26]

Toby and Michael

CLASSIC

[KidCuds]

poor tobi...

[phizfrail]

bungie.net was here

[iOLY32]

dammit, i just had this posted on my wall lmao

[JLoveBomb]

Best The Office quote, ever.

[jib1992]

soooo... I wanna know how many thumbs down that dude got xD

[Levelord92]

Poor Toby...

[cheekynipple]

ive watched this like 15 times

[laffyta2]

Toby's just standing there like... 'fuck you michael. I dont care.'

[freshk71]

if michael scott was real i couldnt work with him lol he is funny i give him that but he gets under my skin

[austintolbert]

22 people work for HR.

[haristeas22]

gonna miss Micheal

[Levelord92]

@haristeas22

what happend?

[hurriedhush]

@Levelord92 Michael is leaving Dunder Mifflin and they're hiring a replacement.

[master2497]

My feelings toward /v/

[cardsfan092493]

I really wish I could say this to one of my classmates................

[lulubz19]

I LOVE the part when Michael says NO! NO! NO! God NO! when he sees Toby is back. So freaking priceless!! :P

[sammosammy]

He hates him because he's from corporate, so he's technically not part of the 'family' and his job is to make sure Michael doesn't go crazy.

[omfgitsjuliex]

No. He hates Toby because he's in HR and doesn't let him have any fun.

[tokidokilager]

he hates him cuz he's divorced, and its michael's sole goal in life to get married and have 100 kids lol

[city1wok]

@tokidokilager ...leave

[SumNJFella]

the silence makes it even funnier, Michaels face at the start ....lolll

[TheBoogaloohoo]

i HAAAAAAATEEEEEEE TOOOOBBBBBBYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[crusher1427]

0:00 to 0:03 <<<< best part !

[INF3darkgreen]

"why are you the way that you are?"

hhahahahaha

[distortedveins]

1,122 Michael Scott's and 21 Toby's. LOL.

[scrubsgirl1816]

I feel the same way about math! Algebra 2, why are you the way that you are? hahaha

[msbunnypaws]

The silent stare at the beginning makes it perfect.

[AfrojacX]

Toby obviously doesn't give two shits. >_>

[joeyisballer]

lol i was watching a Kyle Korver bulls video and this was on the side.... I love the office and the bulls

[Stalky24]

Dont worry! He is convicted animal rapist

[21346678467875AWS]

Well Hitler and bin Laden are already dead sooo...

[kenlilwilliep]

@21346678467875AWS

oh you are good.

[liveattacklive]

CUZ BABY, HE WAS BORN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[701068]

@Mollesaur Casino Night- season 2

[canucksgo]

Michael talks a little bit like shakespeare

[RalphCQ]

It'll be funny if Deangelo treats Toby the same way as Michael did.

[klaybush]

we'll miss you, michael

[gnomefros]

i like how in the opening seconds he just stares at him for a couple of secs

[Blindedbythelight]

I hate toby so much, i want him gone from the show. hes a lowlife scum, he just makes me mad...

[reisswilliams6]

That is literally the nicest way someone can insult someone to their face from a regional manager of a mid range paper supply firm in north western Pennsylvania.

[WorshipInTruth]

@reisswilliams6 Actually Scranton is in EASTERN Pennsvlvania not western PA.

[wolverineNYY]

@reisswilliams6 northeastern...dumbass, get a map

[oVNiiTeMaReVo]

@reisswilliams6 HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AH I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD. lmfao that was good

[iceman4785]

@reisswilliams6 north eastern ;)

[kissmagik]

he's so serious!!

[nastynate3163]

Best scene from the best episode ever of the Office.

[SupermoddedMinecraft]

How did I go from listening to Homestuck music to watching The Office clips and memes?

[Theonegamefreak]

Deep inside Micheal likes Toby just a little.

[DisneyGirl1313]

hit 3 over and over and you hear finny funn:)

[heyufool1]

That last line makes me thing of Mr. Smith from The Matrix.

[Thisisyourmomsname]

21 people like toby

[purplebunny5122]

poor toby

[diamondsxgold]

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

The sad thing is, Toby is actually probably the most normal in the series.

[FunkyWill]

@WrinryRockBellFMA True. Jim is also -- I feel the most normal in show.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@FunkyWill

Right...

Maybe the second most...

Or, maybe not...

...

"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galatica."

[guaditarios]

21 don't try to do something fun o exciting

[suck2eggs]

Lol this is hilarious 'I hate... So much about the things that you choose to be'

[montrealredsox]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[sugar99doll]

@dylan340 because you have no sense of humor. it's just the fact that toby acts like this all the time and he insults him in the nicest way

[sonicbolt]

Hit 2 over and over for the lip pop. :P

[ajb8487]

Directed towards Kanye West.

[AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS]

i say this to the people at fox who cancelled ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

[morgantown1]

@AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS good call, albeit a bit irrelevant

[737loz]

"I know, Michael."

[z24baller]

Poor Toby, Michael always rips him apart haha

[atomichead777]

perfect way of saying "i hate u" without saying "i hate u"

[thelawless999]

you ruined it by not including what happened before he said that and the end...

[thejmfry]

@thelawless999 I did that intentionally so that people can post the link to this video as a comment on friends' facebook statuses or blog posts, if the friend says something stupid. Friend: "Man Justin Bieber's new song is PERFECT!!! XXXOOO <3)" You: **video posted** "Why are you the way that you are..." etc.

[djziggurat]

@thejmfry

Hahaha, all is forgiven, I know this is going to come in handy one of these days.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@thejmfry lol that's perfect XD i'll start using this now. Thx

[specialkid2021]

@thejmfry haha i just did that

[TheKataKalysm]

@thejmfry I might actually link to this video from forums if 2/3 of the video didn't have self-promoting links in it. >.<

[sapirush12]

@thelawless999 what did he say? I dont remember

[ZeGuyFly]

@thelawless999 How the hell did that ruin it?

[cindyaniston]

@thelawless999 Are you kidding me? You don't need to know what happened before or after he said it to find it hilarious. Every single quote by Michael Scott is epic.

[thelawless999]

@cindyaniston AWESOME! it says beside my comment "This comment has received too many negative votes"... i'm famous. anyway - it is better if you watch michael before that when he's all excited and happy about inviting the boyscouts, then toby shits all over his idea... then this clip starts... shouldn't have cut that out... my god why am I so much more in tune with the universe than everybody else. help me.

[yomom4202]

Why od people care so fucking much when people dislike a video? you guys know that they do it to piss you off right?

[lanceheart563]

@yomom4202

omg THANK YOU. To the people who use a stupid pun from the video for the amount of dislikes, YALL ARE LAME.

[swcwcc]

*poetic

[heydaygirl12]

Toby needs a hug. :(

[anakarinaborbolla201]

Michael was gonna do something exiting for the members of the office but Toby didnt like the idea. This is Michaels answer.

[watchmeshrink20101]

i wish toby wouldve just lunged at micheal at like 0:08

[times3pointone4]

Anytime I'm pissed off at my friends, I don't argue with them. I just show them this video.

[sapirush12]

PooR Toby I wonder how he didnt kill himself by now

[idkDRuMMER96]

I HATE - so much about the things that you choose to be lol : ]

[atomichead777]

no wonder toby has sad eyes all the time

[KirbyHC]

I love Toby. Michael's so mean to Toby... xD

Why do people hate Toby? Seriously? He's blatantly the loveable stoner that nobody knows is a stoner.

[weightedcompanionc]

@KirbyHC Uhmm... that would be because he's not a stoner. Are you sure stoner means what you think it means?

[KirbyHC]

@weightedcompanionc Yes. He blatantly is. In one episode he mentions "Going to Amsterdam for two weeks... Or was it two months?" as well as the expressions he pulls and his reactions to everything. His whole being screams "Stoner". Several folk agreed when we came to that conclusion.

[weightedcompanionc]

@KirbyHC Wow, I don't remember that, but now that you mention it, it does make sense. Plus, overuse of the word "blatantly".

[ItsCamaroKarSon]

I use this on forums to put people in there place lol

[chaosinorderrr]

LMFAO Steve Carell's acting talent is just otherworldly

[big2000dave]

@journeyanimation1

LMAO!!!!!

[wpetersen9]

My favorite Michael and Toby quote was when Michael said," If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot toby twice" hahahaha

[mrh12]

@wpetersen9 damm u just reminded me of that scene so fuking funny

[wpetersen9]

@mrh12 i know...its definately my favorite

[FlyingGold]

@wpetersen9 hahahah I love this show

[d0tty11]

@wpetersen9 Well that joke doesn't work anymore...

[danegel]

Thanks for your input, Mr. Obvious.

[d0tty11]

@danegel No problem