TEXAS BANS TEH BUTTSECKS

[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

Why ban blowjobs? It should be harmless even in their world view.

[mysticjbyrd]

Damn that is a great idea. Sell Texas!

[BeerBent]

All this hatred coming from a douche nozzle sucker living in a state that has parishes? Yeah the good people of Louisiana are smarter. Half the gulf coast is below sea level. Real geniuses.

[12Leviathans]

If we sell Texas, the morons that once lived there will take over Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Louisiana.

[MubarakBalboa]

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[AnimeSpellweaver]

I was born in Texas, so I'm kind of stuck here right now. And yes, Texas does suck.

[MrROTD]

Texans always mention where they are from just like New yorkers big fuckin deal, millions of other people live in those places. If you said you're from the moon thats fucking impressive

[KingRadbadical1988]

@MrROTD Texans and New Yorkers are the worst. As far as attitude is concerned add California in there too, Californians think they're so damn "hard" and noone can understand how "hard day go in Cali". Yeah fuckin right, ask someone from Detroit and you live in a tropical paradise.

Also anyone who lives in a small town and constantly goes on about their "small town values" and uses phrases like "good old American" and "simple folk". Makes me wanna puke.

[GaaraLover1792]

I'm only in Texas because I have no way to leave ;_;

I hate the dumbasses here...

[KittenKoder]

I use to defend Texas .... but yeah ... I feel dirty because of it now. I just can't justify most of their shit, a few good things does not even come close to making up for the really idiotic shit.

[narutails]

I'm almost afraid to ask what your view on Minnesota is.

[Costar58]

Angry Joe lives in Texas :(

[eldrewto55]

So says the cajun....

[AKArainkit]

I feal sorry for the dawrf. How ever you spell that...

[Fordragon]

The funniest part about this video- The Amazing Atheist is from Louisiana, and he's insulting Texas. It's basically the same level of redneck, just with more Cajuns and Waffle Houses. I'm just glad to be from one of the major metropolitan areas here, and not from some weird little town out west.

[Northernmight]

So if le lady and i lived in Texas, i'd be a criminal for having analsex with her? that's.. scary.

Well worth it though

[msh2thsoundofdeath]

1:35

[TheEDBShow]

No problem with Texas, but a problem with a few Texans

[mastersduhgree]

Whats wrong with outlawing butt sex? Is freakin gross man.Butt sex is polution.

[2bitscrazy]

SAVE ME FROM TEXAS!

wasn't born here, but forced to live here.

[Chayraz2]

"Fuck you Texas!"

"And fuck your lone star beer!"

[JerkingForJesus]

@Chayraz2 fuck that fuckin alamo and fuck them long horned steers

[Chayraz2]

@JerkingForJesus I love that song.

Reminds me of the time Ozzy Osborne urinated on the alamo.

When he got out of prison some mexican kids asked him why he was put in jail, after he told them why they told Ozzy that they piss on it almost every day XD.

[Puremage91694]

I got outta there before it was too late! :D

[zachariasadams1984]

Why are all the adverts on your videos about bib;e "degrees" or one christian site or another? I should think the algorithm would be smart enough to know that the vast majority of people who view this video aren't even going to consider it.

[thegameulost]

If gay sex became a felony, most of the GOP would be in jail.

[helkdona226]

its like the real life chalk world lol

[PivotalPlatypus]

I don't appreciate a google ad saying "Jesus Is Lord" popping up and being plastered over TJ's face whilst I'm trying to watch the god damned video....

[headcrabwarrior6161]

I'm a Texan.

And i say fuck you.

[ajrk95]

@headcrabwarrior6161 Well I'm a taco.

And I say no thank you.

[sonan11]

rei ayanami

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

Can we say that PLANTS from Texas are dumb???!!!

-Patrick

[Reichenfaust099]

@ARTISTofPORTRAIT And insult the PLANT REVOLUTION?

[happymonkeyfish]

im stuck in texas till im 18 btw intelligent is I

[MockingVenus]

"piss on the Alamo"...for some reason I found that hilarious

[shadowmalik009]

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW oral sex is sodomy.... now i know more... and knowing is half the battle

[happymonkeyfish]

@shadowmalik009 ROFLMAO

[thedarkknight469]

Honestly, I only live in Texas because I was born here. If I were able to go elsewhere, I would.

[ptolemyauletesXII]

We already know that religion and stupidity go hand in hand, and that each can cause the other. But what role does climate play in this? A quick scan of the globe reveals a general truth. The closer you are to the equator the more likely you are to be religious. The northern US, Canada, Northern Europe, tend to be higher proportions of atheists and agnostics. The Mediterranean, the southern US, Central America, Southern Asia, Africa, high proportions of religious lunatics. What say you?

[MockingVenus]

@ptolemyauletesXII that's a really interesting hypothesis. Perhaps because more regions closer to the equator were developed after the northern ones? But really, that's a great observation.

[WtfIsaSeahorse]

"Texans are not real people!"

[TauShasO0120]

I'm liking the Hylian Crest TJ

[Krauserowns]

small government my big fat ass

[gizmofly870]

I think Texas should ban everything butt sodomy.

[MasterVash]

Once I noticed Picard up there, that's all I could pay attention to. Herp.

[EviscerationK]

2:32-3:15 is fantastic.

[piliih]

obviously he's exagerating, and it is hillarious dark humor in my opinion

[TheRandomguy112]

the ending should have been the begining

[TheRandomguy112]

@NightHowlingLoneWolf yes... yes you may

[SpitViciouz]

Texas = American France

[GreenSight201]

@SpitViciouz hey man,I love france D:

[SpitViciouz]

@GreenSight201 Im really sorry to hear that son. I truly am

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

Awe, I was born in Texas... that's okay though, cuz my parents weren't from Texas.  XD

[XxnamcoxcapcomxX]

Na man you can keep Texas we don't want something you guys fucked up then regretted having in the first place. I mean what the he'll would we do with it anyway?

[dergin38467]

you do that texas redneck thing PERFECTLY! i keep watching this video just to see that.

[cooky5479]

@NightHowlingLoneWolf like Rick Perry

[Nomad1718]

Screw New Jersey! Laugh at the mention of Texas!

[PokeBrii]

I'm moving to Texas in a month, is this law still active? o:

[SAINTSFANreggiebush]

Nawt teh buttsecks D:!

[aTF2player]

I use to live in texas, then i moved to teh Washington.

[ManDudeYeah]

I know EVERYONE makes this stupid joke, but seriously, 300 Texans watched this video.

[Owh00pwh00p]

Then come down to Texas and get buttsecks if you support it so much. lol.

[runzombies]

Wow, looking back on these videos I realize how much of TJ's material was based on that of Bill Hicks.

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@runzombies I noticed alot of that. But he's just making it still relevant til' this day. When Amazing atheist is gone. I'm becoming a stand up comedian for like Bill Hicks.

[Vannon7]

Not all Texans are that stupid, just the majority.

[AtlasSniperman]

@Vannon7 I agree fully. one of my families best friends is from texas. Although she now calls herself Australian and prefers Aus to America so I don't know if that counts...

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@Vannon7 hell, im a texan and i agree!

[themegaradical]

@Vannon7 show me a texan smarter than a tird

[Vannon7]

@themegaradical That is one of the stupidest things I've heard today. Congratz!

[themegaradical]

@Vannon7 as that was what I was going for when I wrote that I except that congratulation

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

Outlawing sodomy? Seriously, what are you going to do? Put cameras in everyone's houses? Insert devices into everyone's asses so anytime something besides crap goes through it, the police are notified and bust down the door?

Don't make laws you can't even enforce.

[punkrocker539]

why are there so many weird laws?

[cocopup220]

@TheEvilYoshiKiller I was kidding, i know Chuck Norris can't actually do shit XD

[Terra1311]

@cocopup220 you know chuck norris is actually a gay hating asshole aswell if you actually learn a bit about him.

[cocopup220]

@Terra1311 yeah yeah, i got it. i know :/ it was a joke, i know chuck norris cant do shit. im gonna remove that comment so i dont get any more hate >_> its getting fuckin annoying

[TheMarissaDanielle]

i love TJ's redneck impersonations!

[Carpediem8110101]

We all know why you don’t want to ban anal sex TJ. If that law became national your happy banana days would surely be over.

Leave those bananas alone.

[Jelubaful]

Well, they didn't mention bananas.

[Chellie9898]

I'm an Atheist Texan. :(

[Zaxxarius]

@Chellie9898 And we still hate you.

[Chris73194]

@Chellie9898 And I'm an agnostic Texan... We're such a minority. :\

[TheRandomguy112]

@Chellie9898 then....well... your pretty much fucked

[TastyPie95]

@Chellie9898 But oh, it's not meant to be taken literaly, TJ's words are suposed to be looked at as METAPHOR.

[DrLeFt2]

@Chellie9898 then your the minority that are acceptable, this video no longer applies to you :)

[EliroX904]

Well I guess I'll just have elephant secks instead

[blablaohlala]

I live in Texas, and although the particular region where I reside is a bit less terrible than what you describe, it is pretty bad. People tend to ALWAYS be ultra-conservative and stupid and I hate it. I can't even express my opinions on politics, religion, evolution, and abortion openly without someone my age regurgitating some "argument" that I can't even rebuff, or an adult condescendingly telling me that I don't know what I'm talking about. Plus it's hot as fuck.

[SlanderousMetalTroll]

All of your videos inspire me and allow me to have a better understanding of things. I don't say this to sound stupid, I'm saying it in all honesty. And as much as I hate to say it, I live in the most ignorant part of Texas that would have no comparison to any other part of the U.S. as far as the aspect of intellect goes. The laws are ridiculous and unfathomably stupid, one such law is that for a "useable amount" of pot equals an arrest. I can't wait to get out of this fucking idiotic cesspit.

[NationalLibertarian]

BANANA BUTTSECKS!!!!!



[FACTAWAVES]

BANANA BUTTSECKS

amirite?

[bvjorge]

im in texas and im not offended at all :D

[ReptoidBoffin]

Sandy from Spongebob would be rather angry at you, TJ.

[mariegoslar]

You make a good point but you are TOO dramatic.XD Not everyone in Texas agrees with the mimority's opinion. Think about that a bit.. my aunt lives in Texas. She doesn't agree with those ridiculous laws. BTW Texas WAS a nice place and still is. c: Though I do not agree with this. .w. You are just being extremely ignorant.

[Codylupardus]

@mariegoslar We who cant stand Texas can get out. The rest can stay thinking their ways. And minority opinions cant win anything. So it doesnt matter.

[JonnoXD]

first few seconds is goddamn hilarious.

[MrMrbobblehead]

Its worse than u think

[MrMrbobblehead]

Please do Oklahoma

[shotgunn9]

i live in texas and a lot of people here are stupid, but not everyone. I like it here in Texas and personally that political entity was obviously a radical minority.

[machine7elves]

5:32 *at least he's making it clear that not everyone in texas is like this 6:00 * wow what an asshole

[Metalgears1]

I loved the Texan redneck impersonation xD

[Chaoticbravo]

I would've said getting called ugly by a blind person, but what you said works too!

[Temprl]

I'm from the amazing, fantastic, god-fearing state of texas, and you know what motherfucker? I completely agree with you. I cant wait to get out of this shit-hole...

[skatingandgaming]

A bit rude to texans honestly. Tone it down a bit, they aren't all like that. That's one thing I can't fucking stand about you. Ignorant bastard.

[StickyCharmander]

Loving the triforce on your wall. :)

[SilaconYT]

I know i guy in Texas. as a person he is smart but all his friends have 3 fingers. . .

[eartianwerewolf]

MaYbe i shold not call myself Texan though XD

[eartianwerewolf]

I am a Texas pansexual atheist : D (and before that I lived in SC)

[MangaNeoLeo]

The best thing from Texas is Ghost.

[chitin122]

Yay Texas, somebody still has morals!

[TheSpect0r]

i'm prolly the only athiest in texas.... LOL

[N33DL3R]

@TheSpect0r There are quite a few. The youtuber AronRa is an atheist in Texas.

[ApatheticOmniscience]

@TheSpect0r Nah, Matt Dillahunty and AronRa are both from Texas

[xXOrGAzMZXx]

thank you!!!! this state suck's ass so bad...

[PeccoChecco]

NO! NOT TEH BUTT SECKS!

[mariogamersidequest]

LOL!

[SorrowHarvester42]

Those are some gross over simplifications and generalizations about this fine state.

I guess we've had some pretty and PR or something...

[KawaiiKurasu]

@sebastiendog *sigh* How many more times do we have to say this?! Atheism is NOT a religion, it's the LACK of a religion.

[sebastiendog]

Yeah, so ah... I'm really wondering where he gets his hate of everything. He hates people, hates all religions except atheism, hates every theory, hell, he probably hates everyone from the 1980's to the end.

[sebastiendog]

This makes me a bit mad at other Texans, but really, not all are idiots. Sure, some would give away their brain for a choclate chip. But whatever, some are idiots, not all in Texas, and don't come crying to us when you realize its the apocalypse and Texas is the only place that allows guns in public, but whatever. Again, he's an idiot. Yeah. I came out and said it. He. Is. A Fucking. Lower IQ than a motherfucking fly. Retard. Wait! I would be insulting retards. Oh well.

[op2myst]

This makes me mad at being Texan. :\

[DeadIslandTrailers]

lmfaooo jesus christ funny ass

[mattgresh1]

DAMN ROFLMAOLOLOLOL

[GenocidalTeacup]

It's surpises me that Texans are smart enough to reproduce. Somehow, they know how to put the round peg in the round hole.

[zombieemperor]

@GenocidalTeacup in texas the hole is squire

there just lucky

[Chris73194]

@GenocidalTeacup We aren't ALL stupid. Just MOST of Texas.

[GenocidalTeacup]

@Chris73194 I wish I could believe you, honestly I do.

[Chris73194]

@GenocidalTeacup That's fair. Haha. The majority of Texans give off such a horrid stereotype.

[VonManavis]

The best thing Texas gave to the world was...Pantera. Sadly...I mean great band but...

[H4I2I2EE]

@VonManavis The integrated circuit was invented in Texas. I grew up in the Dallas area but I guess what saved me was that I was raised by a New Yorker. I wouldn't say that Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma is that much better.

[Charlizardine]

@VonManavis The also gave gave us, funny enough the amazing band named Butthole Surfers. Yes, this is legit, no joke.

[AlienUndeadFrogF72]

295 people should have taken the colon tour.

[DiemondProductions]

The reason I live here in Texas is because I have to. I'm 16, but when I go off after college, I'm LEAVING this state PERMANENTLY.

[drowninginferno]

Ya know TJ, Hank Hill wouldn't stand for your critcism I tell ya what

[ExplorerDS6789]

@drowninginferno If Hank Hill ever caught up with TJ, he'd probably tie him to a chair and force him to hear Hank recite every single word in a propane handler's guidebook.

[Incenerater]

Well it started funny to start with....lil over the top...

[fotmusic]

I live in Texas, and I think it's time for some anal sex.

[siminithen]

I dont want to see my athiest feed while looking at Christian adds

[MrKitsuneFox]

I'm from Texas, and as much as I hate it here, I can't leave. The idiocy of my fellow man is just too entertaining.

[MuslimRebelRevolte]

this has to be the best video, really good quality, really good sound of his voice over the speakers, and good points and a good story

[CruxshadowSeraphim]

Also, don't group everyone as all the same, not everyone in Texas is like that. Granted, the majority is, but many of us are quite intelligent. That's like saying everyone in Iraq is a terrorist, or all Jews are cheap ass penny-pinchers. Not cool, dude.

[CruxshadowSeraphim]

Born here. Raised here. Hate it here. That is all.

[MrDreuger]

I'm a Texan and I approve of this video.

[agenthelios1]

I agree with what you said at 4:00. I used to live in Texas after having to relocate for job. I lived in that shithole for a year and decided to leave that shithole. I realized that dumb ass texans never leave the state because everyone from other states thinks texans are shit!

They cant make it anywhere else, so even if they do leave the state for a week they always go with another Texan for support so when they are called dumb they can lean on their fellow Texan.

[agenthelios1]

Texas is pure shit! Nothing but a bunch of white trash who always buy cigarettes. Pure redneck white trash, particularly Austin texas. People there are faggots and most people live with their mother and are losers.

Fuck Rick Perry and fuck every faggot that lives in Texas.

[Diemedes]

Zelda!

[InternetTrollLeague]

but only steers and queers come from texas...

[Neko3Noskire]

i live in texas but was born in oregon. hurah nomad-ding

[niccilomachiaveli]

texas IRL b& buttsekcs. 

[NewAgedJazz]

I'm sorry I'm not old enough to move :(

[GameStar1300]

why ban that? dumbasses

[ExplorerDS6789]

If people in Texas want those things bad enough, all they have to do is commit a felony and get sent to prison where sodomy AND gay marriage happen 24/7.

[JImmy4336]

i feel the same way out iowa. I hate living here.

[TheReaperzEye]

@catsage2 perhaps not, does that mean that due to the fact that I don't know how to cure cancer that I should claim fairies are the cure? which, I mean common they obviously are anyway.

[TheReaperzEye]

@catsage2 idk even back in the day I think big men in the sky is a little far fetched. Even back then they could say what we in science would say now. If we can't explain it now, drop the subject and understand it in a few hundred years. better than just makin somethin up

[TheReaperzEye]

@catsage2 Illogical ideas dont have a good track record though I mean look at christianity

[TheReaperzEye]

well maybe we shouldn't nuke texas... we can invent a chemical weapon that only destroys illogical people... WE have the technology (lies)

[TheReaperzEye]

@catsage2 nope GTFO of that state right now so we can nuke it

[meerkatman22]

Lol I live in Texas and i'll have whatever fucking sex I want. Fuck this state and the people who run it.

[CaptainOmarful]

@catsage2 Man I feel bad for you lol, everything I've ever heard from there has been ridiculous

[OldaurGold]

Look, some points you make are good but others can be pretty stupid. Why do you try to defend fags? I mean it's awesome that texans want to make gayification a crime because fags are an imminent threat to humanity and mankind. So let them do it and stop making these silly laughs as if to defend them. It's SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN YOU DO THAT. THANK YOU (DHANYAVAAD - HINDI)

[FunRunsDeep]

@OldaurGold

Because you're not a bigot or anything...

[skrapyard444]

im from texas hee hee hee hee

[TheDallyLama]

im from texas you fat piece of shit fuck.

and you are from Louisiana? are you fucking retarded?

used to love your videos...