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  • i know this is a strategy guide with the onions but ive never laughed so hard!!! xD

  • whats the honest way?

  • @elgatochurro Grind with any other classes to get yourself to Lv 99 (Not skill lv 99, or get yourself to around lv 95 or so if you want to get your hands dirty with the Onion kids earlier).

    Fight against the dragons to try and gain the rare weapon/armor drops that are a low chance on a rare enemy that's pretty resilient.

    So you can imagine how tedious and long a task this is to get just ONE full set of Onion gear. Let alone 4.

  • Ahriman used to be hard??????? 

    i actually thought he was a joke boss (DS version )

  • hcbailly there is another way to get the onion equipment called the "item upgrade glitch".

  • u should have called this episode: PAYBACKS A BITCHY ONION

  • fuuuu who is that fucking nerd

  • This is Scout Onions make me cry!!!

  • lol why couldnt you hit the cloud?

  • 7 People fealt the power of ONION

  • Onion.

  • -insert laharl laugh here-

    great video and lp, truly hillarious

  • Zande: OMG I'm gonna Cry XD

  • Can you tell me your secret to let's Plays? I've been wanting to do one for the longest time!

  • I ate my onions..

  • I'm really surprised that "The Power of Onions" hasn't become a recurring catchphrasre.

  • I just died on the dark cloud :(

    It had like 1000 hp left T-T

  • I managed to get an onion sword and a piece of armor from a dragon then I just used the item upgrade trick to get the rest lol. I used shields though and you have to remove your shields to kill yourself!

  • No, HCBailly, I did not enjoy your LP of Final Fantasy III, despite watching 43 episodes in a row.

    I think I maybe liked it a little bit.

    It was pretty decent.

    Above average.

    I LOVE YOU.

  • obviously the main characters were urphans

  • lol

  • ha i played the onion knight all the way through with one acceptation of 1 ninja. I had an ds emulator so I couldn't get the onion sword.......... Onion knight rocks it does everything. Self for summons but ............ But this video rocks.......... You sound like the one guy who sells tools in infomercial bob something.......... But anyways i'm going to subscribe.....

  • HAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • *insert a joke with onions here*

  • "now lets try this one-eyed freak" He's got TWO Eyes, the second is just very small

  • typo in the title

  • "Luneth used Onion!"

    "Cloud of Darkness started to cry!"

  • Doth mine ears deceive me, or didst thou make a reference to Pablo Francisco?

    I'm fairly certain my ears didn't deceive me.

    As always, thanks for making all these awesome videos. They're part of the breakfast of champions!

  • Awesome thanks for showing. I tried grinding the levels legit until about 75 I think...I started hacking around then to make exp 'til next lvl = 1 so i can raise their levels naturally. I try to max out all FF's but this one was beyond my patience/time/life hehe. Thanks for letting us see what it looks like though! Hope you do more episodes like this.

  • FEAR ONIONS

  • is this the same as the final fantasy 3 on ds?

  • 2-Head Dragon so damn monster o_O

  • 5:35

    thumbs up for best laugh ever!

  • Should have shown how powerful the shields are. I've heard you can solo the final boss and not even need to heal.

  • Onions are awesome!

    Especially in cheeseburgers!

  • The-power-of-ONIONS!!XDD

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  • ahriman looks like vaati V2

  • That's what happens when people actually decide to make a boss with 256 agility... or something like that. Either way, you cannot hit her ever, as it would be too easy.

  • No wonder they call it Onion Knight xD...i was so confused when playing dissidia

  • WOW the power of the onion!! 6 yr old crime fighting onion peeling kids!?!!??!

  • is the onion equipment equipable on ninjas?

  • @nintendoman456 I think only onion knights can equip the st00f.

  • @realw0rld And they say that ninjas can equip all weapons?

    onions ftw.

  • the power of onions is almost as powerful as chuck norris, but too bad chuck never cries

  • ;p lol "oh my god you suck" i loved that part and the part where he is about to say that it probably isnt good as adamant because he just comes out and laughs and it is funny only one damage

    HC makes final boss look like random encounter lol

  • what game console/consoles is this game for?

  • Zande started crying!

  • You simply pwned every one of my nightmare bosses. LOL

  • Why called Cloud of Darkness why not Cloud of Vampire's Tentacles

  • I hate having all the best stuff..makes the game boring

  • 2:52 - "Well this time, YOU ARE MINE!! DIE!!"

  • "and that chance is to fight back" XD that was awesome

  • lol on my final fantasy 2 i hacked in all the genji armour on all the charicters (this is the dawn of souls version) and duel masamunes on all charicters

    i can one hit the final boss XD

  • LOL at taking 1 damage from flame.

  • even i laughed the you got 1 damage

  • Who Would Hate The Power Of Onions?

  • @fantasto5 Zande and Cloud of Darkness XD

  • i always thought onion was prnounced.

    Oh - nI - on. "Long i"

    Onion just didnt seem right.

  • ...what?

  • the word onion just seemed too simple so I thought it was pronounced...

    "oh-ny-ohn" not "un-yun".

  • the onion kid/pnion knights are even more powerfull in the ds version because they have as much mp as a sage and can use all black and white magic

  • be onion,my friend.

  • Wow! This guy REALLY likes final fantasy...

  • That is freaking HILARIOUS! It scared me to death though.

  • ONIONS KICK ASS.

  • THE POWER OF ONIONS!!!

    Onions try to make enemies cry!

    ^__^

  • And they succeed in that mission, I guess :P

    Anyway, that gear is Amazing...and my, 24 hit with an Onion sword...That's gotta hurt....a Lot... XD

    So Kids, remember to have Onions in your diet, to become as strong as our adventurers ^_^

  • @KronusArm This is scout onions make me cry.

  • In my ff3 ,my whole party is onion kids without hacks

  • onion sword thats the weapon of onion knight dissidia

  • is the onion sword stronger than the ultima

  • no, i know something more powerful, THE POWER OF THE FREAKING WATERMELON, i mean, is like 20 times bigger, and i still think a whole party of adamant armor is better, but that is almost impossible without hacking.

  • FEAR THE POWER OF ONIONS!!!!!!!

  • 4:03

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Nice xd

  • They would lose to garlics!!!!

  • where did u get the hacks

  • I love when the narrator say YEEAAAAAAAAAHHH but he didn´t this time...

  • I know that on the DS version of FFIII, you can find the dragons inside the cave where you find the sleeping old lady (I forget her name) and wake her up.

  • that's a lie nuub

  • Well, I ran into one there...'nub'.

  • I try'd it out... i wuzz like 15mins walking without seeing one nub. it should be an bug then.

  • what is the honest way...? :-)

  • Spending years trying to find a dragon near the top of the tower only to have a low chance of even getting any equipment.

  • i see said the blind man to the deaf man....

  • Using either Game Genie or Pro-Action Replay, what codes are there to get the onion equipment? I really don't feel like playing this game forever.

  • 4:04 O.o

  • i had a feeling u would do a speacial with the onion kid class

  • Incidentally, I've gotten five sets of Adamant Armor in the Advance version of FFIV (I did it in the DS version too, but that's MUCH easier). That was a herculean task, and took about a month of doing nothing but beating up Flan Princesses for several hours a day (hey, I was unemployed at the time).

    Still, I suspect four full sets of Onion Equipment legitimately is even more insane, since there are no Sirens in this game and dragons are so rare. The payoff is also smaller, I think.

  • considering you have to fight a couple hundred battles to find one dragon and the armour isnt even garunteed then I'd say it isnt worth it the honest way, I just got the FEOK at the beggining (still takes long to get the 99 potions though >.>)

  • That was how I did it.

    I wonder if the so-called glitch was by design.

  • I don't think it was. I suspect the programmers intended to reward REALLY persistent players with MAYBE one or two fully-equipped Onion Knights.

    The glitch still takes some time and effort, but it's clearly a menu programming glitch and not something that's there by design.

  • In the DS version, while Onion equipment is still hard to get, tthere's a cave where you only fight dragons, so I got four full sets of Onion equipment legitimately.

    I've used a glitch here though (the item upgrade glitch). It still takes a few hours though, even with the glitch.

  • which one?

  • What cave is it? The secret dungeon?

  • Yes. Just walk around in the part before the Iron Giant. It'll still take a long time, but not nearly as long as on this version.

  • how did you hack this!!!

  • Haha, "Almighty Onion Equipment". XD

  • maybe he was a vampire

  • Getting the onion equipnet is a real challenge, but it kills the game once you got even 1 set of swords.

  • where did you hack in the onion stuff?

  • XDDDD that flame spell did 1 damage

  • Jaice, What's the scouter say about the 2 Head Dragons attack power.

    23,000

    See, the 2 Head dragon can rip you to shreds.........what only 23,000

    And Dropping

    Oh Shit....

    Sorry, but hardly any remembers that part in DBZ....I just had to throw it out there

  • Captain Ginyu's power while in Goku's body, right?

  • vegeta what does the scouter say about the power lvl of the onion

    ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

    *crushes scouter*

  • in malay version we call it 'budak bawang'

    he he he..i not lying

  • does anyone in here know where can i get that job on ds version???

  • u have to use wi-fi messaging and message a certain number of ppl

  • Wow I've wached ur LPs of the first 3 FFs now im gonna work on 4

  • Their powerful onion equipment will make you cry.

  • Epic. Truly Epic.

  • Onion Kid the Movie FOR THE WIN.

    Please make it.

    The developers didn't really consider people using LV99 Onion Kids in the invincible Dark Cloud fight........

  • Sky rocket? More space rocket HC. =)

  • cheater

  • Haha this guy enjoys the FF games too much, it;s great though, love the videos =D

  • I wouldn't mind knowing where you got the codes/hacks for the famicom version of the OnionKnights? :O! Please and thank you~!

  • GameFAQs.

  • Hm? The Onion swords must deal more than 9999 damage a hit, even though that's what the damage meter displays, because there's no way you could have depleted all of Dark Cloud's 45,000 (at least) HP in one round otherwise.

  • There's actually no damage cap in FF3, but the most damage that can be displayed is 9999. So yes, they probably were dealing over 9999 damage.

  • your laugh is priceless.

  • how to you get onion knight in the ds version

  • You send Mognet messages back and forth to one of your friends, 7 times. (I changed the clock on my ds to make it go faster.)

    Then you should get a message from Topapa, after you sent him enough messages. He'll say the children are in trouble, then you go talk to him. After talking to him, you go in the cave behind UR and save the kids. ^~^

    I hope that helped.

  • Power to the onion! *raises fist* onion power. It makes the cloud of darkness cry.

  • The swords are just pointy onion roots.

  • wtf! she got killed by onions

  • With Onion Shields, everything does the most pathetic damage. It's hilarious. I equip those just to add insult to the Onion Sword injury.

  • her boobs have no nips

  • It's because she's not horny enough for them to stiffen, I guess. :O

  • "He got killed by Onions!"

  • I wish I had the onion equipment, then I could totally kick ass

  • Who knew onions could be so god

    damn powerful?

  • with my magic onion powers i shall banish you to the onion realm where you are to cry for the rest of yourself

  • nice vid man and it must of taken a long time to get all to 99 and all onion kids. =P

  • They don't need to be at level 99 to kick ass. Have you heard of the Upgrade Trick? If not, look it up at GameFAQs. It gets the Onion equipment much more easily than fighting the Dragons, but doesn't require any hacking.

  • Yeah, I tried it and placed my items like it said I should and bought 99 potions. Guess what happened when I recieved potions in battle? Nothing! Unless it's a special version of the game or only for people being onionkids already, I don't know. I know however it was frustrating to do all the preparations and still get nothing...

  • All the reviews about the onion equipment and upgrades always seem related to a version known as Final Fantasy 3j Notice how it's a j in the end. Anyone familiar with the difference?

  • FINALLY, a FF3 (though NES and not DS) walkthrough, thoroughly completed! WOOHOO!!!

  • How about Onion Kids 2: Th Onions Strike Back!

    Anyway, it only proves that when in doubt, peel some onions.

  • lol suicideal onions

  • I lol'd so fucking hard at 4:04!!! ONE DAMAGE! OH GOD NO!!!

  • I wonder if they meant it to be Orion Knight Onion sounds kinda ridiculous.

  • so what the new phrase should be. the onion is mightier than the sword? lol

  • Onion kids are underestimated like Olimar from SSBB :P

    Onion Kids are insane!

  • onion knights makes there enemys cry to death!

  • I love the line "oh my god you suck!" When he said "lets fight this one eyed freak hear" Cool Dark cloud the flying slut got killed in one round lol!

  • Cool, I finally (since I was too lazy/busy to hack it myself) get to see the ultimate equips in action.

  • sweeet

  • POWER OF THE ONIONS!!!!

  • Onions will Make Miss Cloud Cry! Literaly! LOL!

    Never Make 6yr old OnionKnights or Face 9999 DMG Of Pain and Suffering.

  • Exactly why you dont miss with onions lol

  • wish i could use an onion to kill things go onionmon! XD

  • 8 bit oninons kick ass,I got to get these on my D.S

  • Hey look, it's a new Fox special: When Onions attack! Sweet. Those battles were laughable. With that much power, it almost makes you feel sorry for the bad guys. Almost.

  • Mass six-year-old suicide to get past the first Dark Cloud fight?

  • The movie should be called "Onion Kids: The 6-Year-Old Onion Kids Strike Back"!

  • the power of the onion shall rule the world

  • you forgot the battle against the echidna that is not a thing like knuckles

  • He also skipped Cerberus... maybe it's because those bosses weren't worth showing off? Cerberus is a joke, and I'm guessing Echidna's one-hit kill wouldn't be able to touch Team Onion.

  • .... WHICH IS WHY I LOVE when you max everything out.. you are gods in ff wooot :) can't wait till you lp chrono trigger wooot

  • In the DS version, the Onion Knight was actually a hidden class that required you to send SEVERAL messages via wireless. Thank goodness for Action Replay. I still did the actual sidequest for the Onion Knight class...I just used the AR to have enough messages sent.

  • how many msg do u have to send

  • go onionsss

  • Go Onion people~! They rock. ^~^

  • you would think with all that onion equipment, the boss would be in tears from fighting you.

  • OMG! ATTACK OF THE ONIONS!

  • you dealt OVER 9000!!!!! muahahaha

  • DON'T EAT THE ONIONS!!! psychedelic

  • Wow, the Onion equipment owns so much, and I love the Onion equipment AND the Adamant Armor in FFIV DS! Pair them with a Cursed Ring, and elemental attacks are nothing but healing!

  • well the number of views is fixed now. that was kinda weird; i've never seen that happen before

  • The Onion Shield protects against all status effects.

  • thats just insane

    but nothing can beat that adamant armor....

  • Fantastic work HCBailey!

  • it says 0 views for me too... wonder what's up?

  • I never knew something named after food could be so powerful. Normally when they make joke equipment like this, it's usually the weakest piece of equipment in the whole game. Like the Onion Arrows from FF12, or the tropical equipment in FF9.

  • 0 views and 10 comments....

  • Lawl, Ahriman's Flame only dealt 1 Damage to all ur party members XD

    And you PWNED the Cloud of Darkness XD

  • Damn FEOKs.

  • in the ds version the onion kid can use all types of magic

    but lol

  • lol i swear it say 0 views and i see the two comments

  • yea it says 0 for me too.