Chuck Norris faces the FACTS (April 12 on CNBC)

[imblueandkool]

A legendary Texas ranger once said that chuck Norris was so fast he could run around the room and punch his self in the back of his head

[bsumbullu]

when chuck norris flies a plane, he stays put. the universe rotates around him

[PutNoCommentHere]

Clouds dont rain, Chuck Norris beats them up untill they cry.

[mochaloup1987]

chuck norris upper cutted a smurf, that's how avatars were made

[toddluns1]

chuck norris can find a needle in ANY haystack

[Fredrockroll]

No one wants the rain falling down on their heads. The rain don't want to fall down on Chuck Norris' head.

[artisticessayist]

in soviet russia chuck norris chucks you trololololololololo

[ouzahmed]

Chuck norris has an EPIC beard.

[0788638399]

Chuck Norris was born in a house built by Chuck Norris

[xZ3USS]

How was the Giraffe invented? Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

[DER2yDE7OEkills]

Chuck norris counted to infinite, Twice!!!!

[ProjectX194]

chuck norris dosent cut his grass he dares it to grow

[Sidth2Life]

chuck norris doesnt eat, the food does suicide to his mouth

[FlyTour69]

When Chuck Norris was a kid he was picked on by some older kids. A few days later those kids were never seen again.

[BlakeMcMurrayMusic]

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[unsamunir]

Chuck Norris is lame. See he's not coming fofuijnz,bfsjkxgkvsbkjsbjhsvcs­rfdxcv bfv.

[discodemon666]

chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity. chuck norris got it back for her

[peanutlickers123]

Chuck norris can touch mc hammer

[tuzolto816]

Chuck Norris has a PlayStation 4

[ghettoblaster36]

The arrow took chuck norris to the knee.

[65465468]

On the Tombstone of Chuck Norris its written - Death for trying to copy Chuck Norris

[MrKillerapple]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. After that, the grenade exploded

[phxsparkyrox]

the 1000 people are too scared to say they dislike.

[Urme1975]

Chuck Norris isn't getting old, he's just changing skin

[makumasen]

chuck norris has killed 33 ppl

[fernandocchitj]

31 people are really in trouble

[krazykangaroos]

Chuck Norris built a time machine to stop the JFK assassination

As Oswald shot chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard jfk's head exploded out of sheer amazement

[TheRiversidrSackboy]

you guys are stupid, chick norris is dumb if hes as tuff as everone says he is then have him bust through my window and round house kick me before i finish this comdsfujhf maslibf.Q MBFCUI BKIWELFd

[thebudgielover1198]

he keeps a youthful look because time is too afraid to age him

[Dankman121]

chuck norris went back intime and pissed on lizzard eggs.they are now known as dinosaurs.

[sammykitty1231]

chuck norris doesnt listen to music music listens to chuck norris

[iDmShuffle]

Chuck norris doesn't need to stare at the book to get information... He has allready written the books....

[TheHillbillyHermitt1]

Chuck Norris dosen't HIT girls... He BANGS them

[bigguy228]

Chuck Norris hit a home run with a car antenna

[Uxhenik]

Haley's comet is a comet that only comes around once every 76 years. It would come more frequently, but it comes by so rarely to check and see if Chuck Norris is still alive. If he is, Haley's comet flees.

[MrStrikey1]

You know the common saying kill 2 Birds with one Stone? Well Chuck Norris Kills 2 Stones with one Bird :P

[rdbelza200]

31 people will die

[elehay4aksega]

@rdbelza200 we will all die some day ..... you know exept the guy on the video

[1990raleigh]

how can u not love this guy....and fear him

[daytonspro]

Chuck norris has a website, its called the internet

[uvaltito]

chuck norris you are the man!!!!

[GalaticWill1]

Dont cry over spilt milk unless it is Chuck Norris's milk because then you are going to die

[SoraLou]

chuck norris is so cool he loggs onto fb with a calculator

[Xforeverlove21]

RIP 31 people

[loudboy317]

Chuck Norris doesn't need facebook, he's already got your face to the ground.

[xwiNtz]

Chuck norris won american idol using only sign language

[JamesJonathon013]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker....with Pokemon cards

[LareLeh]

Chuck Norris never faces the facts, facts faces Chuck Norris.

[auficrazy]

When Chuck Norris Approaches A Stairway,The Stairway Becomes An Escalator

[7blueblood]

-Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game, with a marble

-Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and a pet fish, their names are godzilla and jaws

-The fear of Chuck Norris is called logic

-Chuck Norris can scramble eggs with out a fire, he doesnt even need to crack the shell

-Chuck Norris does in fact believe in god, every person should believe in themselves

[greykrew]

everything he says is a fact if he thought you died your dead if he thought abe lincoln was the first president well guess wat happened

[stormbard]

Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth!

[XManeraX]

Chuck Norris Sweats Gatorade

[OnHighCloud]

Chuck Norris has a Youtube channel............on Facebook

[Brrune]

When Chuck Norris dives in a pool, he doesnt get wet. Instead the water gets Chuck Norris!

[jesselovegrove12345]

Jesus walks on water well Nhuck Norris swims through land

[GameLover1022]

@jesselovegrove12345 lol

[TheRBK21283]

ummmm, damn I dont have any Fact in my head...

ummmm,

mmmm,

ok, Chuck Norris is the reason why Superman, Spiderman, Batman and Hulk were born.

is that ok guyz??

[ChrissA20]

Chuck Norris doesnt dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

[daude111]

As a kid Chuck Norris never played with his toys. He usually sent them through time to kill John Connor

[isuckatguitar12]

theres a top comment about slamming your head into a keyboard on the last 3 videos i watched >_< really people?

[adianliusie]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[TheKINGOFDUDE]

Chuck Norris is JESUS nuff said

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[677moonpie]

Notice how he said FACTS and not jokes.

[BoarsofWar]

Chuck Norris doesnt breath in air, he takes it hostage.

[readyforlol]

When chuck norris finds an arrow, he hits it with his knee...

[cavalierzack]

Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked those who disliked this video

[mysecretidentity9]

Nobody shows up when Chuck Norris says Candlejac

[insectlover602]

chuck norris can kiss my ass. hey somebodys at the door

[ompmega]

It's possible for chuck norris to climb mountain dew

[atonnion]

Aliens exist, they're just smart enough to stay away from a planet where Chuck Norris lives.

[angelspackersrock]

to bad bruce lee died, we could be having an awesome war of jokes about them

[Lestat1410]

Chuck Norris SHALL pass!!!

[Megalodon64]

Chuck Norris took an arrow in the knee and became an adventurer

[fidelator626]

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT

[diego0903000]

I'm mean water of glass

[diego0903000]

Chuck Norris drinks a glass of water

[warren010h]

chuck norris drive horses to the grocery

[Sullensinner007]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands

[wesolintKID]

what a hard ass

[rbdtj199]

This guy is the baws

[Battlzoff11]

APRIL 12TH IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[1337hardbass]

Chuck norris died 20 years ago, death just don't got the courage to tell him

[SuperPhoenix5]

When chuck norris goes to sleep he dosn't turn on the lights he just simply turns off the dark..

[reignTMGdrugsfree]

"Chuck Norris never lost to Bruce Lee. The fact is, Bruce Lee always won him :D"

[theirishroverlad]

on the 8th day God told Chuck Norris to take a day off...

[SuperPhoenix5]

@theirishroverlad Your like few years late now chuck norris facts are that chuck norris is better then god.

[RAWRxBlueDino1028]

@SuperPhoenix5 he's a christian.. jussayin

[TheEXpothead]

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

[magicbannanas1]

and all the facts are chuck norris% true

[craziestatom]

Chuck Norris can drill mount everest with his thing!lol

[Bruceelzebubba]

Bible thumping Chuck.

[DragonQuestExpert8]

Fuck Chuck Norris, he's just a made up charajnhsdvbsfdkjsadaskl;ddlas­fnausr43589rfdjkdh8aspasdjlfna

[jasse85]

These chuck norris facks are fucking bullshit, if they were true chuck norris wud come to my room and slam my head against the keythgvgcycndec nv nb bn dcn gbcjychb nh cbdn k nb nn hjyumyu hjyuyu jymhjyujjhuy,yudhjhjuy hjhjfmugft

[JamesRichardBaldi]

@jasse85 I don't believe you look ....... dum de dum waiting ...... SEE nothin, wait what was that aww aww AWW AWWW!!!!! vgbjrbjndkmb;dnjsbnmjlmbjflnjf­ndjbdnjgkf

SORRY was wiping my key board I just made my day 

[CrazyRapzter]

@jasse85 3rd video in a raw i saw that comment, on 3 videos.

[darkmaster4877]

@jasse85 chuck norris hit your head against keythgvgcycndec nv nb bn dcn gbcjychb nh cbdn k nb nn hjyumyu hjyuyu jymhjyujjhuy,yudhjhjuy it was too quick that you didn't feel the pain

[TheAtheistSocialist]

CN fact : Chuck Norris is a shining symbol of American stupidity.

Fuck Chuck Norris !

[dezeddy]

@TheAtheistSocialist

nice knowing you.

[Maple1Pirate]

@TheAtheistSocialist Too bad this were your last words if this channel reacts again it means chuck norris uses his account

[SHNGHN]

One missing fact: Chuck Norris Invented Steven Seagal

[voices1]

Fuck chuck norris.

[TheSoulHackerz]

Fear of spiders is aracnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of chuck norris is called logic

[kaputtohrring]

wow, the wery first joke he ever read is the same i first read :O creepy... PS. Cuck Norris = God ds.

[nouw23]

Only Chuck Norris can really laugh at this facts because he knows they are all real.

[demonman212]

Don't ask Chuck Norris to suck your dick for money. He will gladly do it for free.

[LPExor]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Pluto is not a planet anymore

[Epic1x1x1x]

Death was greeted by Chuck norris

[Kocke95]

Come on, chuck norris is just an actor! IF he was a god he would come to my house and be banging my head against the keyboard right now.

See?

[CinemusMaximus]

@Kocke95

Don't worry, he's coming. He's just banging other non-believers heads against keyboards first. I know, I still have the letters "asdf" imprinted on my head.

[bigguy228]

Chuck Norris takes arrows to the knee for breakfast

[theflamerider27]

Chuck Norris built a time machine, and went back to when JFK was assasinated,the real story is Chuck Norrises beard reflected the sniper bullet,but JFKs head exploded from the amazingness

[strongdaddys]

Fuck you chuck noAwr aas drsz aasezxdde gt aww

[diego0892turbo]

epic top comment hahahahahahaha

[humble801]

Chuck Norris killed Bruce lee for fame.

[carlinhotheprodigy]

chuck norris real name is carlos ray norris thumbs up so people can see

[nudepanda101]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

[UltimateDanS]

The day someone said Bruce Lee was better than Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee died XD



[BigImaginationDoll16]

@UltimateDanS Hey Buddy, guess why there aren't Chuck Norris style jokes about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee isn't a joke!

BAM!

[MegaRattlehead666]

chuck norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries. EVER.

[HoloPatrick]

I Think it must be funny to have so menny jokes/facts about your self

[Wildonechad69]

Chuck Norris helped Bruce Lee control his punches....

[IceMayyne610]

Bruce Lee! All Day Everyday

[IceMayyne610]

Bruce Lee! 

[uzack3]

bullshit. do ur research, chuck norris paid a writer to do a column of chuck norris jokes. Thats how it started. chuck is arrogant and if he ever did fight bruce lee, he would be eating the dirt in the wind swept up from the speed and fury of bruces kicks and punches

[moonstone667]

@uzack3 R.I.P uzack3

[buffy21033]

@uzack3 stay home, lock the door, get the lights, make sure he doesn't see you

[uzack3]

@buffy21033 seriously. enough making this little arrogant fag look like a superhero. Bruce lee is the awesome one

[buffy21033]

@buffy21033 Naah don't feel bad dude, I was just stealing someone elses comment and seeing if I'd get any likes for it

[aoeuuiaiui]

@uzack3 That's still quite an impressive feat to pull off, from a marketing/advertising point of view: Getting the whole world to make jokes about how awesome you are. Every advertiser's dream.

[XmodGT1]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity .... twice!

[migselv16896]

Chuck Norris ran to Iraq and eliminated Taliban, and the ran back... all i 1 second

[KenoxProductions]

Chuck Norris recorded the making of the first camera

[AgoBrothers]

The 24 dislikers probably in dead by now...poor them :D

[DusttwoDust]

Hahaha, chucktatorship!

[JackDete]

gmails email is Gmail145@ChuckNorris

[nztpo]

Chuck Norris won American Idol... Using sign language..

[ChrisCa1601]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a Monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

[UltimateDreamerDX]

Satan went to hell because he insulted Chuck Norris.

[Cunelito]

/watch?v=Mcl81ldNODc&feature=r­elated

[bladenight12]

death dont chase chuck norris , chuck norris chase death!

[Duszol]

How many push-ups Chuck Norris can do ?

- All

[RiddckNL]

@Duszol he doesnt, he push the earth down

[xXBIGxJCXx]

Chuck Norris don't believe in God, God believe in Chuck Norris!

[oceanside1322]

@xXBIGxJCXx

that was good 

[sjnetkings]

Chuck Norris' scrotum doesn't have hair on them. Hair doesn't grow on steel.

[spongecrak]

CHuck Norris and Superman made a bet. Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

[museman007]

@spongecrak best fucking joke ever..!!! I wish Chuck would read it!! ( just like batman did too )

[SomeRandomVidz]

Jesus can walk on water thats fair enough, but only Chuck Norris can swim on land

[ttv0]

chuck norris won american idle using only sign language

[ttv0]

when alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck norris

[NickH403]

The reason why Hitler killed himself is because he found out Chuck Norris was a jew.

[MegaSilver9999]

They tried to make Chuck Norris tpilet paper but it wouldnt take shit from anyone

[samurayrsteam]

Чак лучший )))))))))))))

[Mrcena111]

@MrSoccerr why was it spammed?? it is fuckin funny :DDDD

[schrubbe911]

he is a dumb asss

[dudeface011]

@schrubbe911 he's coming for u now...

[MultiGameboy100]

Chuck Norris dosent battle he just allows you to lose.