RiffTrax - Hilary Ruins Christmas

[MrBuch169169]

(Passive aggressive): Why don't you just look at the CARD, Hilary?!

Awesome. xD

[VTPPGLVR]

"John McCain. Always act surprised, even if you found the gift in the closet a week before." X-D

These political ads are just BEGGING to be riffed. Thanks, RiffTrax!

[PerfectKirby]

You guys are discussing politics on Youtube over a rifftrax video? Pathetic, simply pathetic.

[BoombalattyJones]

Did you people not get it? Or did I not get it?

[verbusen]

LOL, did you see those promises? Flashback alert!

[dam4742]

Disembaudio is responsible for the Patriot Act. DUH!

[typacsk]

This is why I avoid watching TV.

[kyon813]

"where did I put universal Pre-K?"

"Why don't you just look at the card, Hillary?"

[Phoaenix]

I'll be the one brave enough to break this little tirade we have going here (sorry) and quote...

"John McCain always acts surprised even if he found the gift in the closet the week before."

[JodaSFU]

Why the hell are you discussing politics. RiffTrax is about making things funny, nothing more, nothing less. Anything that can be made funny is made funny. If you'd heard some of their commentary you might know this.

[JodaSFU]

Why the hell are you discussing politics. RiffTrax is about making things funny, nothing more, nothing less. Anything that can be made funny is made funny. If you'd heard some of their commentary you might know this.

[sokarsfleet]

Hillary should have fought Barry longer. MCCAIN/PALIN 08

[verbusen]

@sokarsfleet Uh, she campaigned almost until the convention, lol.

[ninjast4r]

What kind of loser picks a fight over politics on a Youtube video comment page? Fucking morons.

[TheCrazyKakoos]

@ninjast4r

Thank you! I've been saying the same thing for over a year now.

[DualShooter1]

rofl

[scurstarfield]

i don't know why, but this video and leagal arguements make my really want a banana

[smokebreath]

I love the John McCain disclaimer at the end.

[HALEYeww]

LMFAO

[kellyahern]

Lol, that one was my favorite!

[ieeTube]

OBAMA a FRAUD!?..and can't be trusted?...how about hilary's dear hubby who is going to be a big backup support for HIL REE. REMEBER: the famous line?..when he looked straight in the camera with those naive looks live on national TV and said "I did not have sexual relations with that women, Monika!...EH? RING ANY BELLS!? He lied to all Americans and cheated on his wife. That's the influence Hilree has in her life...oh actually she is married to him.Can HILREE really be TRUSTED?

[wakkakumei]

Because how you intend to run the nation and what your spouse does behind closed doors are directly related. OBVIOUSLY.

All questions of Hillary's ability aside, you can't use the Monica Lewinsky scandal to drag her through the mud. It doesn't make any sense! It's not like she said to Bill one day, "So, that Lewinsky. Is she a goer? Eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, nudge nudge?"

[fuzzywzhe]

Look, Obama is a fraud. So is Hillary Clinton and so is John McCain.

The actual NON FRAUD candidates were Ron Paul, Mike Gravel, and Dennis Kucinich and idiot America didn't give them a second though.

Enjoy the grave you've dug, YET AGAIN, stupid pavlovian american dogs. You were manipulated into "chosing" the worst possible group of idiots yet AGAIN.

[DragonStella]

I love the die-hard Ron Paul supporters.

[fuzzywzhe]

> I love the die-hard Ron Paul supporters.

I hate the idiots of this country.

But whatever, don't say we didn't warn you.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac insolvent - I'm sure you don't think it matters though.

But it does. 3 trillion dollars of foreign money is parked in them. Kiss the dollar goodbye.

[DragonStella]

Righty tighty.

For the record, hatred isn't good for anyone.

And try not to be so quick to assume things about people and their political beliefs.

:)

[fuzzywzhe]

> And try not to be so quick to assume things

> about people and their political beliefs.

99% of the US population don't have any political beliefs - they have party loyalties - they are morons.

[DragonStella]

Is that an accurate figure, or did you just make it up?

Anyway, if you're looking for me in that 99% you're wasting your time.

[fuzzywzhe]

> Is that an accurate figure, or did you just

> make it up?

> Anyway, if you're looking for me in that 99%

> you're wasting your time.

Want to bet?

Will you vote for anybody that voted for the Patriot Act, voted for the Military Commissions Act, or supported the Iraq War in any way?

I won't. I bet you will.

[DragonStella]

I support the Iraq war so . . .

Yes.

[fuzzywzhe]

> I support the Iraq war so . . .

> Yes.

Really, why?

Because Saddam Hussein was a threat to his neighbors and had to be dealt with?

If this is true, why isn't there a SINGLE Middle Eastern country in the "coalition of the willing"? There were plenty of countries in the middle East supporting Iraq War I.

Well, I'm going back to watch the US financial system collapse. Later.

[DragonStella]

You have fun with that.

[fuzzywzhe]

> You have fun with that.

Fun with it?

You're the idiots that allowed it to happen. YOU have fun with it. I'm just prepared for it, but I have no allusions this is going to be "fun".

You have no concept of what is coming down the pike. If you want to know, study the effects of the USSR's collapse on the people of the USSR. You morons can't even be bothered to make an educated vote. You think the S&L scandal was expensive, just watch this.

[DragonStella]

Again with the offensive?

A) I can't be bothered to make an educated vote because I'm underage and voting is, for me, illegal.

B) Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean he's a moron.

C) Stop making assumptions about me, what I think, what I do, and what I "allow to happen".

Goodbye.

[fuzzywzhe]

Well, I feel you kid, because you're fucked if you're an American.

> Just because someone doesn't agree with you

> doesn't mean he's a moron.

You're a moron for many reasons.

[PezProductions]

that was great :)

[ericmarju]

she is too old! But she can make a deal with Obama that she just work 4 yrs., so i think Obama can work another 8 yrs. The winner is Democratic party.

[thomasandtanga]

Free Foodstamps,Free Healthcare,Free Medicaid, If the Democrats win we can all quit our jobs and Live like the blacks have for 40 years.Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!!!

[FreakOfNurture]

The blacks! The blaaaacks!

You're just a swell guy.

[hichief]

Alright let's stop turning these videos into mini political debates. The recent Rifftrax on politics are supposed to make us see the lighter side of all this - not to start flame wars and spam comments about who you endorse.

[woodgatejack]

Too true!

That's the trouble with these kind of vids, folk start taking them seriously.

[Makani]

"John McCain always acts surprised even if he found the gift in a closet the week before." ROTFLMAO!!

[akaace77]

There we are a republican finally McCain 08

[akaace77]

when the democrats say there going give health care thats going to raise taxes there not going to give it out for free

[sraileus]

But at least they'll know the difference between "they're" and "their" and "there"!  It's frightening that people like you get to vote.....and what the hell does this have to do with a satirical video? Idiot.

[reddyredd]

The funniest thing is Mike turning a Hillary ad into a McCain ad.

[albee1000]

Now, I would've assumed that those were gifts for the names on the cards. You know, Universal Healthcare is getting a Garfield Chia Pet, Alternative Energy's getting an Old Spice gift pack, that sort of thing.

[BuranLyoko]

Hehe, good one, but on a serious note stuff like Universal Heath Care doesn't work so well in Canada for example. Democrats that support that are basically trying to take money from Tax Payers and waste it to look helpful.

[steveasat2]

I'm glad that Buran injected that serious note. After all that riffing I think we're all good and ready for some no-nonsense straight talk. Democrats are all about trying to look helpful, and don't y'all forget it. Doesn't it just make you want to kick them in the face until they spit teeth? Wow, I used "all" like, four times in that post.

[wakkakumei]

Definitely my favorite of the new videos, and perhaps the best reason why I should keep Hillary away for the holidays.

[FrecklesPhoenix2]

I love you guys!!! You do such a great job insulting people. :)

[woodgatejack]

Bush... Clinton... Bush...

Shit!

[jmantnafan]

ron paul...HOORAY

[woodgatejack]

The thing is I'm a limey, I'm just wondering who's arse Gordon Brown will have to kiss.

[jmantnafan]

who cares, VOTE RON PAUL

[woodgatejack]

I can't, I'm not an American citizen! Not that I would anyway.

[pyram1dhead]

"Who cares" is right. Anyway, you'd have to leave your basement to vote for Ron Paul, which is probably the reason why he doesn't stand a chance.

[jmantnafan]

i have to leave to work 2 jobs and fuck your mom

[pyram1dhead]

Little pottymouth, aren't you? Go suck on a bar of soap.

[TheRedNationStates]

I'm not choosing sides in this arguement, but you sound like an old lady when you say that.

[pyram1dhead]

That was the idea, so mission accomplished, I guess.

[TheRedNationStates]

Really? You're mission was to sound like an old lady? Not a badass futureman? Because I wake up everyday and set off to sound like a badass futureman.

[fuzzywzhe]

> "Who cares" is right. Anyway, you'd have to

> leave your basement to vote for Ron Paul,

> which is probably the reason why he doesn't

> stand a chance.

You know, if you idiots actually did any work before you voted, you know Paul is the only candidate that was talking about economics and predicting our insolvency.

Well, here we fucking are. Hope you're happy.

[Stormwysper]

Why don't you just look at the card Hilary.

Classic.  Great job Mike!

[Xenomovies]

I'd love to see how much those 'presents' are going to cost the American tax payer. And 'Universal Pre-K"? The Dems want control of us from cradle to grave now?

[Phanto5692]

Between being controlled by the democrats and being controlled by the republicans, I'd rather be controlled by the democrats.

[Xenomovies]

I'd love to see how much those 'presents' are going to cost the American tax payer. And 'Universal Pre-K'? The Dems want control of us from cradle to grave!?!? Thank God Hillary doesn't have a chance; wish I could say the same for Obama.

[fuzzywzhe]

> Thank God Hillary doesn't have a chance;

> wish I could say the same for Obama.

What are you talking about? I'll admit Obama sucks, but McCain is a moron. Basically, we have two morons again to select for president because nobody who voted bothered to do basic research on the people they voted for.

[DangerDrVenture]

I do plenty of research and I find that Obama is extremely intelligent and informed. He's also qualified to run the economy.

Maybe its you who should read instead of talking so much.

[fuzzywzhe]

> I do plenty of research and I find that

> Obama is extremely intelligent and informed.

> He's also qualified to run the economy.

>

> Maybe its you who should read instead of

> talking so much.

How did Obama vote on the Patriot Act?

How did Obama vote on the Military Commissions Act?

How many times did Obama vote against further funding of the Iraq war?

You did your research before you voted, RIGHT? I fucking did.

[TheTruthItHurts]

If you did your research then you'd know Obama was still a state senator when the Patriot Act was passed.

[fuzzywzhe]

> If you did your research then you'd know

> Obama was still a state senator when the

> Patriot Act was passed.

The Patriot Act has been passed multiple times, and Obama has voted for it at every opportunity.