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  • Chuck Norris wouldn't stand a chance against Seagal. Norris probably never even been in a street fight before and Seagal was trained in Aikido and he has a lot of fighting experience than Chuck Norris. Just because you face someone in a ring or champion match doesn't make you a good fighter in the streets. All these UFC fighters suck and are pussies compared to Steven Seagal's Aikido.

  • Chuck Norris isn't God, he's just a damn actor who can't fight for shit!! His martial arts are shit and Steven Seagal would murder Chuck Norris

  • Falando a verdade . Chuq norris não é nada ao lado de Stevan Seagal . Stevan sabe um golpe chamado Dim Mak . Concentrando todo cosmo na mão e tocando na pessoa em 5 segundos ela desmaia

  • Is it just me or does the guy on the right remind you of Adam Sandler

  • Come on, I can't believe this question even has to be asked?! You wanna compare a cheap karate Norris against a world class Aikido master? Seagal wouldn't even break a sweat fighting Norris. In fact you couldn't call that a fight, it would be over before it began. Seagal is a force to be reckoned with, and real pro.

  • Steven Seagal would take Chuck Norris to the bank!

  • jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

  • :D:D:D:D:D:D it was nice :D:d 1chuck 2 noris :D:DD

    

  • Win= Chuck Norris Reason= Chuck Norris

  • Steven Segal would win because with 1 hand he can beat 3 guys and with the other hand do his hairstyle xD

  • chuck slap the shit out of steven and caused the earthquake in japan

  • for sure Chuck Norris is the master. So ridiculous to discuss about...

  • steven seagal is like way stronger irl, norris is so small

  • @MrClassic96 so? bruce lee was small and he could kick anybodies ass

  • The black guy if fucking hilarious! and I am white male and bald! So can I get a thumbs up for this?

  • @BW1987NL So you're saying it's anything unusual to think coloured people are funny?

  • @Mecha2000 I am saying can i give a thumbs up!

  • steven seagal would dominate chuck noris

  • @TheBusinessisgood maybe chuck noris...but never CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

  • @TheBusinessisgood Nope, Chuck Testa........

  • @TheBusinessisgood true steven seagal is a marial arts master cuck norris is just a kick box champion

  • Steven Seagal all day

  • Chuck norris is a bitch and would get his ass beat the fuck down by steven seagal...karate is one thing but "aikido" which seagal mastered in is considered the deadliest form of martial arts, look it up dumbass

  • @troy95436 seagal is too arrogant thats why he would lose, arrogance is negligence!

  • @troy95436 Unless using a sword the fundermental lesson of Aikido is to keep you and your opponent out of harms way its one of the more unaggressive MAs. You wont learn to kick and punch. Seagal was also a black belt in Karate and studied Sayoc Kali (knife fighting) with Dan Inosanto whom had trained with Bruce Lee the true King of Martial Arts. The deadliest MA is a bit of all of them, as Bruce Lee once quoted " Absorb whats useful, reject whats useless and add what is essentially your own

  • jesus walks on water chuck norris swims through land chuck norris makes the speed of light wish it was faster

  • he won tennis in walls..

  • Chuck Norris doesn't pay his electric Bill they just stay on out of fear of what would happen if they turn off

  • There are 3 kinds of death in this world. Slow painful death, quick painless death, and Chuck Norris.

  • @makhi97 were you drunk when you wrote that because as i remember it it was = Slow painful death, quick painless death, and steven seagal the worlds dangerous man :D :p

  • Chuck Norris caught all Pokemon using only one pokeball

  • When Life gives you lemons you shout "WHAT THE HELL??" and throw some right back. When Chuck Norris gives you lemons you eat them and say "Thank You!"

  • If Godzilla comes back, the US Army now has a plan to stop it: catapult Chuck Norris into it's mouth and wait till it's torn apart from the inside.

  • Chuck Norris was banned from Search & Destroy on Modern Warfare 2 because he kept getting nukes in the first round and ending the games too quickly

  • chuck norris once ran a marathon backwards to feel how it feels like to be second.

  • Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

  • Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world"

    

  • chuck norris would never loose to steven segal.chuck norris has lost only once in his life against bruce lee because he didnt have his beard.then he grew his beard, went back through time oh and have you seen bruce lee.

  • could explode the world

  • Segal has seven (7) black belts.

  • @armjoint1 He has 1 black belt in aikido. He is a 7th Dan.

  • @HatredPrime So? He also has a black belt in karate and tang soo do. Either way Steven Seagal would still win. It was kina ignorant of me to say aikido would own another art, but thats basically what it does. Aikido basically has a counter to anything Chuck norris could throw at it. Besides Chuck is in his 70's. Hes getting rusty.

  • This is stupid!

  • Seriously I think Seagal would win because anyone schooling Lyoto is a badass.

  • Steven Seagal would absolutely Win.You kids know nothing about Aikido.

    Steven would BREAK chuck in less then a minute,no fucking doubt.

  • kkkk chuck norris will win cuz his first name is "Chuck" an his last name is "Norris"

    kkkkkkkkkk

  • bruce lee would rape them all, ban damme would kill chuck norris

  • Aikido would kick Karate ass any day

  • @toyhut2 Chuck Norris has black belt in BJJ

  • I can beat Chuck Norris!!!!

  • LOL... i bet Steve in the man

  • funny

  • up if you've never seen a real fight chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris all the way!

  • 左の兄ちゃんは足の裏だけチャック・ノリスって感じで、右側のダ­ンナは手の爪の先っちょだけセーガル拳ってな感じだなやーーーー­。

  • Seagal would win in a real street fight.. not in a fight where the same opponent has the same moves..

  • seagal would win

  • Final round, FIGHT

    Seagal WIN, Flawless victory.....FATALITY

    Chuck Norris is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

  • Seagal would win, no doubt about it. Even in his movies, if you look at him, you can clearly see that he is a man who has a lot of experience in street fighting. He gained that experience in Japan where everybody was picking on him and everybody wanted to beat him up because he was a white guy among Japanese guys. He has gained a lot of street fighting experience in Japan. Furthermore, Chuck Norris is too short to be a match for Steven Seagal.

  • Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick to a face plant from Steven's Akido throwdown technics... Steven wins.

  • chuck will win unless seagal punches him with kriptonite ,and that doesnt exist at this moment

  • Do your history, folks. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated. He's the real deal, not some fake Hollywood martial arts fighter like the rest of them.

  • @nationalranger do some research bud, Chuck is just an actor. His Karate is no match for Aikito and Steven Seagal has a lot more experience of fighting and martial arts than Chuck Norris. Seagal is a 7th degree black belt. Seagal would easily break Chuck Norris' neck

  • @DCfreak87 Chuck Norris held the Professional Middleweight Karate championship of the world for six consecutive years. He also held a rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master at Tae Kwon Do, one of the few westerners to actually ever do so. Seagal never actually fought or held any titles. I can't believe you didn't know any of that. Anyone ever teach you to google or do you spend all your time laying around on youtube comment pages making uneducated statements?

  • Am I the only one who's surprised that none of the highest rated comments are Chuck Norris jokes?

  • chuck norris ftw!!!!!!!!!!

  • chuck norris will beat steven segal because he will deliver the kick on him

  • Left guy = ......wtf are those kind of answers.... 

  • chuck would win. he was a real fighter and actually competed in addition to acting. i think he was a karate champ for like 8 years consecutively

  • Chuck norris would beat steven seagal in a real fight...

  • Chuck Norris sucks balls compared to Steven

  • chuckle berry finn

  • seagal is one mean motherfucker

    chick snorris would kiss the floor hard 

  • first name chuck last name norris LOL Chuck Norris is definitely a loser against Steven Seagal

  • Naturally the fat guy is gonna root for the fat guy.................

  • @tj526 vice versa is also true, Einstein!

  • chucky will fuck segal up...hands down...chuck lookes like a 1970s porn star..he will literally fuck him up!!!!

  • chucky will fuck segal up...hands down...

  • Chuck Norris rhymes with orange.,

    Chuck Norris doesn't have abs, he has stomach knuckles

  • bruce lee would have owned them both

  • chuck norris would win, the only consolation to steven seagal is that he might make it out alive with maybe only two limbs missing. his teeth, they now belong to chuck.

  • chuq norris will win with his hands lassed on hiss back

  • Chuck Norris is the only man who can punch a cyclops between the eyes. Oh, and he also counted to infinity...twice.

  • @StevenVerd i like the cyclops one but these are getting real stupid... hes old man steven seagal would kick his ass

  • Coach Stout!!!!!!!!!

  • tj526 Steven seagal knows more than just aikido my friend. AIKIDO,AIKIJUTSU,HAPKIDO,KARAT­E,JIUJITSU AND YES EVEN WRESTLING. That front kick that he does is lethal also and i see him doing it in movies

    This really works. Its a tough fight with Chuck Norris. Its hard to tell but if chuck does his spinning back kick (wich he is smart enough not to) then hes gone.

  • @levedia why would he loose with a spinning back kick? when the timing is right is it is an effective technique. to just throw it randomly would be suicide in any fight. when the opeing is created either by the attacker throwing a technique (front kick turning kick etc.) or by forcing the opening with a combination. its all about knowing when to throw it. that was always chucks edge, there were faster and stronger fighters but he was a smarter fighter. he found your weekness.

  • @levedia its a round house, a spinning back kick is a body kick

  • Seagal to win by KO...front kick.

  • If Norris is so great why did he need to get plastic surgery?

  • Steven segal is like 350 lbs now. Chuck would destroy him

  • first this is firstfor all u fags. we know he does akido and hes 8th degree black belt but hes a coward his movies r faake and he cant fight chuck norris i dont like either hes very iregant wen it comes to fighting im putting my vote to bruce lee

  • hello chuk norris would kick steven seagal butts in 20 seconds or less

  • ummmmm Im sorry people But Chuck is trained in about 12 different martial arts; tae kwon do, ju-jitsu, shotokan, kung fu, muy thai, hapkido( the Korean variation of aikido ), judo, just to name a few. Chuck's training in hapkido gives him enough familiarity with Steven's fancy little joint locks and momentum redirection. His extensive training in ju-jitsu would reverse Steven's attempted throws. All that training vs Steven's lone aikido?

    LOL..........rrriiiiighttt.

  • @tj526 I've done Aikido for four years and I can tell you that Seagal's fighting is not just Aikido as you claim. When he gets the opportunity, he uses Aikido, but when he's really fighting it's something different. Also remember, killing white trash like Norris is Seagal's specialty ;)

  • @tj526 not just the fact he trained in these arts but also who he trained with.  judo gene labelle, bruce lee, joe lewis, superfoot wallace. his origanal art was tang soo do by the way. he trained in korea when he was in the military police. hapkido is closer to jujitsu than akido. akido uses large motion where jujitsu uses small circles, in general.

  • seagal is god hed own norris

  • seagal would throw chuck norris around like a rag doll.. please NO CONTEST

  • ...Chuck would win for sure (far more experienced and far more well rounded trough cross training) but the guys are funny...i guess the lady was very confuse :))

  • Seagal would probably win, actually. The reason why is what it is a defensive martial art, hence cryptonite for any other art. it would be tight, for sure, but everything Karate has to give, Aikido has a defense against it. Chuck Norris is good for sure, but Seagal is a grand master, totally in his own league.

  • I WANT TO SEE THAT FIGHT

  • THE BLACK GUYS SPEAKS THE TRUTH...

  • steven seagal cuz he is cruel as a cyote he will kill who ever tries to mess with him

  • They would fight but ultimately join forces to stop evil ninjas and drug lords.

  • The tall white guy had better reasons why Steven Seagul would win...and he sounds and kinda looks like Will Sasso!

  • Chuck Norris is a Machado BJJ black belt. That right there leaves Seagal zero possibility of success with his fake grappling system which has proven to only make people worse at fighting by training in it. However, Chuck was also a full-contact, bare-knuckle (albeit point sparring) Karate champion for several years.

    So yeah, Seagal would probably end up shitting his pants again.

  • @Ljenkins9000 You're so funny.

  • @Ljenkins9000 that has to be the dumbest comment i have ever read. 

  • @EweTubee And that was the dumbest response I've ever seen. You didn't even explain what you thought was wrong.

  • @EweTubee Aikido is a fake grappling system? are you kidding me Leeroy Jenkins? how do you know it makes people worse at fighting, you are just so ignorant that you're the only one that will shit their pants if they were confronted by Seagal, idiot.

  • @EweTubee Next time respond to me, not yourself. Btw, I'm a grappler so I would fucking kill Seagal. If a 70 year old Judo man can make him shit his pants, a 25 year old BJJ guy will do the same.

    Yes, Aikido is fake. How often do you spar? Do you even understand the meaning?

    (cue response that you are training at the one single Aikido dojo in the universe that actually spars and trains with resistance, OR the insanely idiotic idea that sparring makes you bad at fighting BECAUSE OF TEH RULEZ!!)

  • @Ljenkins9000 ok first of all i'm sick of hearing that gene lebell story, honestly there is no factual evidence behind it, and second a lot of people release their bowels when they are choked out.. and yeah grow the fuck up youve probably been grappling for 2 months relax yeah? I box and also do grappling and no i don't train Aikido but you shouldn't be so close minded and dismissive of everything just because you watched a few episodes of the ultimate fighter reality series.

  • "youve probably been grappling for 2 months"

    No. I've been training for 4 years (blue belt). I have a very small amount of Boxing/Muay thai experience at an MMA gym and before that I have a long history of doing crappy TMAs. If you really are a boxer and a practitioner of other realistic arts, you would know EXACTLY what I'm talking about by simply looking at a video of Aikido guys trying to spar.

    I mean, if your training was shadowboxing only and you never, ever sparred, how good would you be?

  • @EweTubee And yes, my name is Leeroy Jenkins and my power level is over 9000.

  • these are my football coahes! holy shit!

  • these are my coaches...

  • @bigyusk7 Fuck you

  • A 70-year-old versus a fat man. Doesn't even sound like a fight.

  • --)> Whoever has the most chest-hair!

  • Chuck Norris hunted all the people who didn't chose him and roundhouse kicked them

  • steven seagal also learned techniques for on the streets and chuck norris only learned karate with rules and not street fighting

  • chuck norris fights are much more real. steven seagal has to much fake stuff on his movies. it cant even be real. chuck norris is the man. tough rough and doesnt take shit from anybody

  • Hahahha, this black man is real funny, i love people with a clever sense of humor, congratz and thanks for sharing!!

  • Steven Seagal would fuck Chuck Norris up. He's bigger, quicker and has MUCH better defense with his Akido skills.

  • @JerFhilm aikido defense? you mean if chuck goes up to seagal and puts his hand up to his face for no reason like seagals students do? don't compare someone whos competed to someone who hasn't let alone a champ vs someone who hasn't even competed. lebell choked out seagal when he was 65, seagal claimed he could kick van dammes ass until van damme talked back and challenged him then seagal ran his FATASS home and locked the doors lol. seagal sweats from blocking fake punches in lawman, accept it

  • Gene LeBell choked out Seagal.

  • nobody can take chuck norris down because he s chuck norris

  • Wrong. Chuck Norris would CRUSH Steven Segal. He would beat him senseless. Silly jokes aside, Chuck has plenty of credentials.

  • Wrong. Chuck Norris would CRUSH steven segal. He would beat him senseless. Silly jokes aside, Chuck has plenty of credentials.

  • Seagal hits much harder than Chuck.

  • Yo stupid as hell. His first name is Chuck and his last name is Norris

  • @mkvl1490 Actually his real first name is "Carlos ray" not Chuck, that's actually just a nickname. Google it if you don't believe me.

  • It's funny that the only people who think Chuck Norris would win are people who quote the "Chuck Norris Facts" and not based on any real credential.

    I think it would be very important to understand the details of the fight...is it an alleyway streetfight or a professional match up, like an MMA fight?

    Streetfight, possibly Seagal...MMA fight, possibly Norris.

  • when chuck norris daghter lost her virginity chuck went ouside came back few mintes later and found it ..nuf said

  • who are those two people

  • Steven Seagal has the 8'th dan in Aikido. When using his skills he's practically untouchable. Try kick him or punch him, he'll grab your attack, toss you around like a ragdoll, while only using 1/10 of his own strength evt break what limp he has grapped onto. That's what Aikido is about, to use your opponents power against him while being fliud/ relaxed yourself. Chucks roundhouse kicks would be a childs game for Seagal to stop.

  • @stelkin656 INDEED!

  • I'll give u a reason dum fuck seagal will kick his fuckin teeth in lol

  • chuck norris own all. 0,0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power is enough to create a planet.

  • @silverknight121212 this is what everyone is saying. everyone who thinks chuck norris would win give a stupid retarded reason like yours. people who say seagal wins have real evidednce. seagal would fuck norris up

  • steven seagal is champion i play aikido

  • Seagal would kill Norris... anybody that disagrees is obviously a fucking "chuck norris's ball fondlin" idiot.

  • Is this a clip from adam sandler's new movie ????

  • John Wayne would pwn both of them!

  • you people think about fighting too much, to me its about descipline, both karate and akido are good, in fact they're both japanese martial arts. but for me i like akido because it peaceful but yet very smart, so you rather kcik alot and be mad and miss alot of shots? or you rather think carfully and relax while fighting and get less damaged. and besides a punch will knock someone down but what if they get up? but akido: if you break someones arm they will stay put and will be isolated

  • steven its the one who goes real hard

  • this is stupid steven seagal has no chance agains chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris would win because his first name is Chuck and his last name is Norris

  • Norris would win. Good guys always win.

  • 9 army fight 1983 on Philcoool.Ex 59.I got a picture in HQ.

  • why is there such conversation? There wouldn't even be a fight cause Steven would get his ass kicked before even thinking about fighting back... Steven is a terrible terrible actor I mean He is so terrible that even jenifer lopez is better actress I mean he was in same movie as Jarule Ja freakin rule. Plus all he's movie's are freakin same somebody gets killed he does payback or cop routine,

  • @Demix1988 shit Steven Seagal would kill Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris better stick to selling workout equipment because Steven Seagal would work his ass

  • @dyckburns ummmm b4 he does he might want to buy some of chuck's workout equipment. DEF NEED THAT CARDIO, STEVE. At least chuck is still in shape at 69 years old. rofl

    just needed to spot the irony in ur statment.

  • By the time Chuck could get a roundhouse kick going he'd be sterile. Why? Because Steven Seagal grabbed his leg, twisted it in a complete circle, tied it around his neck, and pointed his foot directly at his scrotum.

  • steven segal would kick his ass....wat the hell are you dumb

  • Tony jaa would pwn the both of them!!

  • seagal doesnt have the round house kick so chuck norris would win

  • Jack Bauer would shoot them both in the head with 1 bullet

  • norris by knockout

  • ohhh, ill help you @guy in vid, the reason why Norris would lose is because hes a chicken shit fuckin asshole

  • steven seagal wins.. chuck norris is a franchise

  • this video was utter bollocks

    and i'd go for chuck norris every time btw

  • im sorry but chuck is going down real hard

  • @beethovenmetalhead Chuck Norris dosnt battle he just allows you to lose... as awesome and unbelievably badass Seagal really is his head would just explode at presence of chuck's chin fist.

  • That was funny ...

  • steven seagal is the fucking best

  • @P0WERBALLAD agreed

  • Bruce Lee : )

  • Van Damme

  • Every Steven Seagal movie is a doku about his everyday life and his weapon shoots with complacency.

  • ???? ..... fome....

  • de k

  • Seagal would fly away like seagal from chucks roundhouse.

  • Chuck!

  • Chuck Norris would not get close to Segal

  • chuck norris is nothing when compared to steve..

  • "chuck norris wins cos his first name is chuck and his last name is norris" - lmao

  • chuck norris created seagal