this is switched around a bit from his standup, where his girlfriend already knew about the girl he slept with and he found out about the guy she was with by a phone call to even the fight
The honest one. Followed up with something heartfelt, assuming you feel something from the heart. Like "Babe I fucked up." Personally. I never let it get the bad, and hes kinda wrong. Some of us guys have a long ass down time when we get broken up like that. I dunno how you fuck up like THAT lol.
hmm...i'd go with....i couldn't stop thinking ofyou and the thought of being without you drove me insance for a while...plus i was drunk. so i thought i found a girl who looked like you so techniquley yes i was thinking of you when i did her but baby .....i fucked up.......and so on
oh yeah, 19 year old waitress.
Wyrmshadow 2 years ago
finally we came to an understanding.....she owned ma ass....
MaxxBraxx 2 years ago
this is switched around a bit from his standup, where his girlfriend already knew about the girl he slept with and he found out about the guy she was with by a phone call to even the fight
jessaamur 2 years ago
she said "want some pie" I didnt know it was a metaphor!
totopos05 2 years ago 6
his logic around 3:40 actually makes sense
FighterAce544 3 years ago
it does!!!! haha
SCHATZI309 2 years ago
WTH's "caviat emtoure?"
redremenant 3 years ago
Caviat Emptor... It's latin for "Let the buyer beware"... which is so perfect for Ken Titus
parsonciupui 3 years ago
gracias por subirlo!!!! i love Titus!!!
insidethewall 3 years ago
I have destroyed my relationship...YES!
DarkShadow144 4 years ago 6
"Honey, who's Tiffany?"...BUSTED!!! HAHA!
mdrehmer 4 years ago 6
She said, you want some pie, I didn't know it was a metaphor! hahahaha
NJDevils914 4 years ago 17
that's the whole point. quit sobbin.
GamberroSalvador 4 years ago
"what do you want from me" ... "did you think of me when you were doing her, or did you never think of me at all" ... lol! what's the right answer?!
glitchsys 5 years ago 2
The honest one. Followed up with something heartfelt, assuming you feel something from the heart. Like "Babe I fucked up." Personally. I never let it get the bad, and hes kinda wrong. Some of us guys have a long ass down time when we get broken up like that. I dunno how you fuck up like THAT lol.
commandox20 5 years ago
How anybody could make someone that pretty cry is beyond me.
glitchsys 5 years ago
Well, shes just as bad. So her sobbing is hypocritical.
commandox20 5 years ago 2
she f-up yoo though
LuisManuel316 5 years ago
well she kinda f-up too
LuisManuel316 5 years ago
becouse shit happends
LuisManuel316 5 years ago
hmm...i'd go with....i couldn't stop thinking ofyou and the thought of being without you drove me insance for a while...plus i was drunk. so i thought i found a girl who looked like you so techniquley yes i was thinking of you when i did her but baby .....i fucked up.......and so on
blackbeltpride2 4 years ago
Its gotta be genuine.
commandox20 4 years ago
Wait, you're wondering how he could fuck up royal?
Welcome to Titus sir!
Varatil 4 years ago
quit breaking the episodes in parts, you noob
DarkMoonStarsong 5 years ago
I know that.
Nikk4545 5 years ago
A gnat's colon? rofl
Nikk4545 5 years ago
i think a gnats ass
NickyTheWolfy 5 years ago
how not to talk your way out of fucking another girl LOL
kylethoreau 5 years ago