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  • All of my questions have been answered!

  • I'm a girl and i myself can not understand the obsesssion with twilight,vampire diaries, true blood and any other thing similar to them. It's pedophillary, necrophilia and if you count the fact that they're not human anymore beastiality. Now for real like you said why would some old as shit vampire want some little girl?! Enlighten me please! Also, having a dead body that wants to suck you dry like a child does a capri-sun, staring you down while you sleep...come on now what the hell is that!

  • redlettermedia

  • i hate twilight, and am a girl. i win at life

  • ooohh vampires and pirates are so hot.... >.o

  • so true...

  • All the twitards(i mean retards)should see the Joker's pencil magic trick....

  • Yeah that was for you gabby1049

  • What the fuck are you saying bitch?

  • @TwilighterForevs She's saying you're fucking stupid and that you're a prime example of what's wrong with girls these days. :)

  • I never watched twilight b4 -.-" idk how the story ends or anything.

  • @JUMPER1212k Thumbs up! :D

  • Lmao, I saw this on "The Oatmeal" .com xD

  • 2:36 ARROWED!!!

  • the fans i've been around are obsessed with two things: hot guys, and marrying a hot guy.

  • Offense! I love Twilight! Fu*k you!

  • @TwilighterForevs did you even watch the video twilight follows a basic fom maybe your one of those girls who sits at home and feeds into the mtv bullshit and is engrossed in the whole teen girl gimmick... it's girls like you who make girls in china so cocky

  • @TwilighterForevs No shit!

  • i'm a girl and i always thought that everything about edward was just so fucking ugly...

  • Lol I did drop out community college

  • You can like Twlight and be intelligent, well rounded and maintain a relationship.

  • I'm female and I hate Twillight, it's only women with no taste who like that book. D:

  • Twilight is popular because she is best pony

  • @HoJoFoSho11 No, Pinkie pie is... derp.

  • @HoJoFoSho11 Hey nice pun you got there. I am more into My Little Pony than Twilight. Twilight Sparkle is really cool, and she's the pony I most relate to. Apple Jack is my favorite, but that's just me.

  • the narrator's voice made the video 10x more hilarious!!

  • I love how you talked all not interested. and yes very rude Legos are far cooler than nothing Bella

  • can you solve the mystery of Justin Bieber now?

  • I Liked the part where she got hit by a basketball

  • The narrator makes this!

  • Ouch man, the dropping out of CC and watching porn really hurt man. lol

  • LOLl too funny! chick here, who loves Twilight, why, because I have the hots for Edwards Dad, well and Edward. Team Carlisle!

  • "Guys everywhere are dumbfouned..."

    Oh no believe me, some of us girls are dumbfouned too!

  • @lizard1515 ino rite

  • @lizard1515 AMEN SISTA!

  • TRUTH.... it can hurt!!!

  • So what the author is saying is that there are a bunch of loser husbands and boyfriends who can't seem to love their gf/wife well enough that they have to jump into fantasy land to get something missing in their life? Well at least video was informative - thanks. PS: Work on the voice, Mr. Monotone almost drove me to sleep.

  • @senk3i He was purposely being monotone.

  • @lyonsden257 It was too effective :X

  • @senk3i there's a common trait with girls who like Twilight and those girls who aren't. Yes, boyfriend/husband attention is one of them, but a lot of these women have a few screws loose so they're in fact scaring away the good boyfriends. In fact, most of the Twilight fans I know are also single/boyfriend-less...

  • @danixdefcon5 Yeh that's probably true, it's the ideal, dream, non-existent guy vs the good, real guy hey.

  • I don't read this shit... Stephen Baxter all the way for me.

    (In case anybody doesn't know, he writes science fiction)

  • I feel bad for the author of this mess; she's a woman who's been brainwashed to depend on everyone else for personal fulfillment, therefore her books take on the same anti-female-power tone that she lives in. It's depressing as hell and I pray that the female teens and tweens reading it still grow up to be logical, independent women who don't romanticize emotionally abusive relationships.

  • Whats funny is everyone is calling Twilight pathetic and trashy.. Personally, i'm not interested in it but still a book is a book (or series or whatever) and yeah whoever likes to read it then whatever o-O But this video is funny because its kinda true xD

  • There are plenty of girls who hate this piece of trash. But I do feel gutted when I find out I have a friend or two who loves it. These girls are not even teenagers, they're in their early 20s. It's pathetic.

  • God this makes me feel like i am one of very few females with a working brain

  • @scifikoala no me too

  • Twilights story is horrible and thats without even READING IT!!!

    Though I wish edward would meet blade....

  • @bluephantom76 I agree that the story is bullshit, but you're being an idiot. You say you didn't read it, but still you judge it. Fuck off.

  • @MrIronglass Sorry i just noticed i made a mistake in my comment.I meant the movies and the actors.I make big mistakes like that sometimes :L

    sorry

  • go work for cracked.com

  • Ripping off Mr. Plinkett.....

  • I'm female and I think Twilight is silly, especially for a grown woman.

  • BECAUSE IT FUCKING STOLE MY SOUL OUT OF MY BODY!!!! DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!!!

  • Fucking winning, I'm sending this link to my psycho and twillight obsessed ex.

  • Edward looks hot in there!

  • okay lets get this clear manaroker im a twilight fan im not fat ugly or depressed i have a great life your talking about the ones that have posters dalls all there movies twice watch them every day have all there clothing and every thing twilight brand so i love twilight but not crazy like some freeks out there so cant call all twilight fans like that

  • You will NEVER, EVER find a twilight fan that is attractive, smart and that has a high self esteem. They don't exist! Twilight fans are primarily ugly/fat, depressed, pathetic females with little to no expirience in REAL love. Hilarious!! Lol

  • @manaroker i hate twilight but that is the stupidest, most generalised thing i have ever read in my life. hands down.

  • Come on! it's just a book ):

  • Watch rock and rule it will make u feel high

  • I really hate Twilight I fucking had to sit in the cinema watching it for what felt like a day becoz of my retarded sister!

  • Um... hai peeps of the world... and this comment page. I just wanted to say, this guy here ^ can say all he likes about Twilight but us Twilighters wont really be bothered. I admit i have watched lots of these just to see what the haters think, and this was the only one i found funny; hilarious actually. Big thank-you to the Lego brick! You made my day, and described exactly what Bella is like :)

  • @Rand0mdrag0n What's there to hate about Twilight.........

  • Honestly, I read the book for Jacob. He was the only character I cared about.

  • @KenlovesJ He's adorable.

  • ha ha i fianlly get it. its like a role playing video game for chicks and its a book instead of a game.

  • How dare you compare Bella to a Lego brick. My Lego brick feels so offended.

  • @MrMatto91 He is just trying to save you

  • @MrMatto91 He said 'giant lego brick'. He probably meant to say 'Mega Block', and nobody likes mega blocks.

  • @MrMatto91 my clear lego brick is sad so it turned blue :C

  • This Voice make me agressive

    

  • This is the only time I'll like someone for being so monotoned

  • TheOatmeal art FTW.

    Also, your monotone rocks :D

  • Boring as hell, but full of facts

  • @yousarryanne well you called your fictional character my boyfriend so you can't really blame me for thinking you ment my boyfriend... and no, I got your point but if you'd read the books or watch the movies then you'd know that edward doesn't hurt bella.only by leaving but he comes back so she isn't hurt anymore. and I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not dumb. I don't think edward cullen is my boyfriend. actually no one (I know) thinks edward cullen is her boyfriend

  • Dang it I typed "Twilight" Just wanna find a video of the sun goes down to do my project... And there so many film trailers appear T_T

  • I THINK ITS WRONG FOR PEOPLE TO BE SHITTING ON TWILIGHT ALL THEY EVER DID WAS TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND BYE MAKING A GOOD BOOK AND MOVIE NOW IM SAYING THAT PERONALY I LIKE THEM BOTH WHAT YOU GONNA CALL ME A MUD BLOOD OR HALF BREED WELL TO BAD THERE BOTH PERFECT TO STOP HATING I KNOW YOU WANNA SAY WHAT YOU THINK BUT YOU TALK LIKE ITS A FACT ITS NOT. NOW I THINK WE SHOULD STATE OUR OPINION AND STOP ACTING LIKE ITS A FACT

  • @mermaidsfan08188 IMO, its a fact..... sorry.

    btw, "by making" , "bad book", "personally" , "too bad" , "they're",

    also, please make use of punctuation marks and commas.

  • @mermaidsfan08188 I will stop "shitting" on Twilight when people stop being obessesed and bothering me with it and acting like it's the single greatest book ever written. And try using actual English with actual grammer...I can understand my four year old niece better than you.

  • Holy fuck. Get someone lively to read this. Hell, dead bin laden would do better.

  • @yousarryanne oh and don't talk about my boyfriend, you never met him so you can't really say anything about him. and let's say you like harry potter, I'm not gonna ask if your boyfriend has glasses or if he's flying on a broom.. that doesn't make sense, and it's pretty rude to just say that he punches me when you never met him and you don't know if it's true (it's not)

  • @theycallmelotte As if I would know if you had a boyfriend, it was a hypothetical situation. You totally missed the point of what I was trying to convey, that was an invalid comparison to the previous statements. I presented examples on how Edward is abusive; I'm discussing a fictional character, it has nothing to do with your boyfriend...unless you think Edward Cullen is your boyfriend(I doubt that because you seem completely sound compared to the other Twihards).

  • @yousarryanne and "the pedophillic wolf" doesn't fall in love, he has imprinted on her. and he will wait for her untill she is old enough and untill she likes him, so you can't really call him pedophillic for just protecting her, please read the books or just talk about stuff you really know well... and yeah, that he watches her sleep was creepy, I think so too... but the rest of the movie is just so perfect (to me!) that I don't care about one thing I don't like...

  • @yousarryanne I'm not saying twilight is normal.. but wich movie is? and they don't like eachother because she smells nice, that's why he pays attention to her and then he finds out that he likes her and she thinks he's hot but when she get to know him better she finds out that they like the same things and stuff

  • @Yousarryanne that's your opinion... not a fact. but they do truly love eachother and I feel that as romantic...

  • @theycallmelotte really. So someone who loves someone will prevent her from seeing her friend "just to keep her safe", even though that's a sign of a controlling boyfriend? It's perfectly normal for a girl to fall in love with a man who forces himself on her? It's totally normal to be so dependant on a man that the girl is willing to kill herself because he's not around? Not to mention that the only reason they like each other it because she "smells nice" & he's "so hot".

  • @Yousarryanne You have no reason to be shitting on twilight like this. If you don't like it, you don't have to have any part of it. All you're doing is trying to ruin it for people who do enjoy it, and i think that's retarded and just spiteful. Go take your anger out somewhere else and leave twilight alone!

  • @ScarlettlovesRhett97 He can say whatever he wants to say about it. To me, it sounds liek your the angry one here. It sounds like you should go take your anger out on something else other than this guy who is just expressing his feelings for twilight. He can say whatever he wants to say, and you should stop having a god-damn period already. Jeez!

  • @ScarlettlovesRhett97 JUST LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @theycallmelotte let's not forget the pedophillic wolf who falls in love with a newborn baby. Oh, and the metrosexual pixie who watches her sleep even before she met him. Which is "romantic" and not creepy at all. Remember this when your controlling boyfriend punches you in the face because you disobeyed him. You'll probaly say to the officer "He only did it because I didn't come home on time and he wanted to make sure I'm safe, ignore the other bruises; we're so in love, lol"

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  • Well, some people are into romantic stories and some not. Maybe you like, I don't know, let's say one direction. I don't know if you do, but if you do, that's your thing. I'm not going to make a video why it sucks or something like that. Just let everybody love what they want to love. Have a nice day to:)

  • @theycallmelotte It's not "romantic". It's abusive. Edward and Bella's relationship isn't a healthy one.

  • your voice is fucking weird, man.

  • Twilight is a "meh" book on it's own, but when it's compared to other serieses like Harry Potter, then it truly sucks. And then you have its rabid fans who have never read a decent book in their lives, going around with their bad grammar and bad poetry, using "I bet you read Harry Potter" as an insult. THAT is why I hate Twilight.

  • total waste of time, twilight doesn't work like this. let me explain: it's a beautiful romantic story about two beautiful romantic guys and a girl who's also okay. so that's how it works. it's a good story:) problem solved

  • @theycallmelotte

    AKA a girl that has NO emotion fighting over two overly-dramatic mythical creatures.... I mean seriously, are some girls that stupid? Im a girl, and i think Twilight is fricking stupid. All you Twilight lovers care about is how hot Jacob and Edward are.. how shallow. Have a nice day.

  • @theycallmelotte That sounds like a very boring story.

    Oh wait. It was.

  • i love them both the same, team edward!

  • Twilight I Actually A Nice Movie If You Ask Me.

  • Fantastic. you forgot to mention that he is rich.

  • Thumbs up if you caught the Homestarrunner reference.

  • TEAM BRODY

  • We need less Bella Swans and more Hermione Grangers in this world of Pansy Parkinsons :)

  • Haters gonna hate: Why are we arguing about who's the most gay?Edward fucking bites guys and Harry has a crush on a 200 years old man with a long beard.The only badass in both stories are Jacob cuz hes a werewolf and uh the redhead noob that keeps failing on casting spells.

  • @GhostKiller1234561 Harry doesn't have a crush on a 200 year old man, dumbass. Jacob isn;t even a real werewolf, he's just a stupid character that was ripped off JK Rowling's amazing character Sirius Black. And that redhead is named Ron, fyi

  • @GirlOnTheInternet13 why are you raging?

  • This makes sense. It's a brilliant but awful way to corrupt females across America.

  • I FUCKING HATE HARRY POTTER. I've wiped my ass with better things than the Harry Potter books.

  • @TeamEdwardChick123 I agree! Twilight FTW!!!!!

  • @TeamEdwardChick123 You have a right to your opinion, but you're not helping your case any by being rude.

  • @TeamEdwardChick123 I respect your opinion about hating on Harry Potter but seriously, you don't have to be dirty or rude. Like FINE, NO ONE GIVES A DAMN. Here's an advise, improvise your mind by finding time to realize how awful Twilight is. Don't go berserk, I'm just ALSO stating my opinion.

  • @TeamEdwardChick123 Twilight is crap. It's always been crap and always will be crap. Harry Potter all the way.

  • What is Twilight?

  • @ThaImpatientGuy You're lucky that you don't know

  • am i the only one girl that just watches twilight to see jacob?

  • does vampire crap also sparkle?

  • Lego brick? Loool

  • Seriously Edward makes us look bad to all the other genders :(

  • @BlackzSmoke All the other genders? I thought there were only 2? :S Wow I have been missing out!

  • i just love how you harry potter nerds think your better than the twilight fags when in reality your just the same. annoying and easily offended when anyone disagrees that your series is the best one out there. well why dont you twilight fags watch a real vampire movie series underworld. and why don't you harry potter nerds watch a real wizard movie called the convenant. then once you realize your seires suck. us NORMAL people with real lives will be waiting with a nice hot bowl of i told you so

  • @ThexBlackxCherry I highly doubt that.

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  • "I have a crush on every boy"

    HAHAHAHAHA Nice Teen Girl Squad reference :p

  • Haha I totally agree! Twilight seems like it was created to fulfill someone's fantasies, as opposed to engaging the reader in STIMULATING literature. The only reason it's "so easy to relate" to the characters of Twilight is because they're, I'm guessing, misfits, as always.

  • I hate twilight!!! Harry potter all the way

  • i don't hate on twilight but it sounds more like a fanfiction than a book!!

  • While im not a fan of the Potter series(not because its bad, just not my thing), I'd agree that it's far better than Twilight. Though i'd prefer Tolkein any day.

  • You give them way to much credit. People just don't read real books anymore. Harry Potter <3

  • @NerimonCoollikelover I completely agree

  • Back in my day, vampires sucked blood.

    Not dick.

  • I hate Twilight :D

  • I just want to clear something up, you say at the begging girls of any age love this book, i know plenty of girls who despise the books. I do not hate them, its just bella i do not like at all.

  • lol legobrick

  • Ummm Harry Potter isn't the bible and Twilight isn't. Both of these seires are famous and good because you know what? IT'S FICTION! Who gives a crap about pointy sticks? Who gives a shit about sparkly vampires?

  • This book is horrible. - -'

  • Damn, it was like i was listening to a wet napkin. Personality was nowhere to be found.

  • @TouchMeAlesana Like in Twilight movie.

  • @chronius9 lol im not defending the movie either, just wanted to make a joke. Twilight sucks.

  • oh man, im a dude but i read the series and any time people would refer to the book as some pussy chick novel id say "hey no, its the hypothetical story of a normal, fragile human being falling in love with an ancient creature, and their unlikely but powerful connection." but now im wondering if its not just a chick fantasy novel! oh FML im a pussy

  • Lol this is awesome

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD ....go Harry potter...?

  • Thanks ALOT! I've used this on my blog explaintwilightbreakingdawnend­ing on Blogger. Check it out, this fits in PERFECTLY here and we could SURE use your voices over there! :)

  • Oatmeal...? is that you?

  • Children books like Harry Potter and Twilight ALWAYS tend to attract the masses, simply because they are simple, easy to read, and fantasy.

  • omg! this was brilliant!

    

  • Um, wheeaaaaat?...

  • the only way i'd sit through one of the failed abortions known as twilight is if i was given a blowjob...all throughout the duration of the "film"

    that or the equivilent time spent fucking afterwords

    overpriced? fuck no those things are beyond horrible

  • i came home one day and i saw this depressing looking girl and this pale looking guy on tv and i was like....hold up...is this...Twilight??? *Changed channel immedietly*

  • i read all the twilight books, i thought they were alright. i watched the movies and i thought "ehh, not very good". then i read all the harry potter books and i thought "twilight is the shittest book ive ever read in my life!!!!!!" then i lived happily ever after worshipping J.K Rowling (:

  • @RhiStarKid You should check out what Stephen King said about those two authors. And then you should read Stephen King. Lots and lots of Stephen King.

  • @RhiStarKid harry potter is shit

  • @gizme123 you must now face the wrath of RUMBLEROAR!!!

  • doe sit blend though?

  • @blacksnow421 they meant to do that. search MOAR KRABS and you'll see

  • Needs a better voice actor.

  • If u think that this book was written by an average housewife whos life was boring as a brick,this video makes perfect sense.

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  • people are easily sucked in. That is why i am illiterate.

  • I'm 16, dislike twilight, love Vampires that don't sparkle, and love Transformers and Mutant turtles.... Yup.

  • I actually understand why girls like this book even though it's poorly written. This was one of the first books I read that introduced me into the Fiction (or vampire or whatever) gender, and that's why I liked it. However after getting to read different, better books and then going back to this one, I can't get past the first few chapters. Girls like this because it's popular so they think it's good and they don't have a comparison to better literature.

  • Meyer must have been very depressed, while writing the book..

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  • @RocknRolla1967 I beg you... when you had 18, marry me...

    im joking

  • @RocknRolla1967 you are not special, generic contarian. go fuck yourself

  • Dear world,

    I'm a 13 year old female. I'm a little bit of an outsider. AND I CAN'T STAND TWILIGHT1 THE PLOT MAKES NO SENSE, THE CHARACTERS ARE TIRED STEREOTYPES AND THE MEN AREN'T EVEN ATTRACTIVE. At all.

    And that is why I hate Twilight.