Plan b Charmaine

[emmalouiseway18x]

caramel complextion i swear wen she smileddd i almost got an errection

[JUKProductions]

Blud, that girl's four-een...

[COVBIRD07]

That's my name top tune propa funny!!

[clairphillipsmwah]

Wow i cant beleive iv had so many views on this video .. i cant remember my password for this account so i've created a new account .. I'd like for you to check out my big brother audition for 2012 :) .

[maryjoysanderson]

Anyone who hasn't watched Alex's video and has for some unfathomable reason 'liked' this video, just watch it. And then feel ashamed of yourselves.

[Latica459]

:o Charmaine is my name ;)

[GingerTiiger]

Louise Dela Rosa <--- FB her

[Tora0dead]

O_O Sweet mother of Thor... Nerimon was right.

[1DudettexD]

woah. she was 14 :|

[carlaeleni]

i reckon its not just about having sex with a 14 year old , its about how girls are trying to look older these days and will do anything to pull it off

[emmaaa3451]

Lol the lyrics are so inconsistant its funny

[WoNdErFaNtAsTiCaL]

he speaks funny ahahaha!!

[bloodreddiamonds]

nerimon <3

[sambucakelly17]

Heavy !

[mrcsharptutorials]

thumbs up if nerimon brought you here!!

[TaylorGangUkTaylors]

i came here because this song is hard not because of some nonse

[AaronBarkerUmpleby]

nerimon is a cunt be quiet

[raynmagyk]

She's 14? (And she isn't carded, but he is?) SHE'S 14!!! YOU CAN'T END THE SONG LIKE THAT! WTF! That's ILLEGAL!

[BrionyTomlinson1D]

nerimon brought me here... he was right to be so mad.

[flavaflow4]

I don't care who Nerimon is, I came here by myself because this is just an amazing song.

[JacksonTardisFilms]

@flavaflow4 dude.. this song fucking sick. not sick as in "aw fuck yeah man im so cool and black man im sick". NO. sick as in disgusting

[mithbuster15]

i like nerimon......but i liked this first

[duckytape1]

Who else came here because of nerimon?

[xxprincessnadianxx]

hu hu hu hu hu where did the lyrics dissapear to:O?:(.

[xxprincessnadianxx]

this son is just WOW.

[HOTSPICE1xx]

Love this song , but are your songs true bec they all sound true story's , and I love your other song plan b Suzanne is that true is well? Because my cousin said it was but I'm not to sure??

[zGumbii]

@HOTSPICE1xx suzanne is true :S

[ChrisCollinsOfficial]

fuck all you nerimon faggots hating on this...this is good rap

[ilikestangerines]

nerimon made me come here.......and he was right o.O

[JohnnyJoseph2011]

the four words you dont want to hear

[luvyoubbz]

doesnt anyone else find it funny that after he sang this song his next song was when he was in court the song 'she said' loooooooooooooooooooool maybe it was a true story

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Uh yeah... Alex was right...

[RaynaOfSunshine]

This song is terrible...*presses snow button* So much better.

[yabattler]

Story ov ma lief

[radioactivecakeX]

@yabattler You sleep with 14 year olds?

[2768Vids]

@radioactivecakeX ahahaha nice one

[RubixTube337]

wonder if this is a true story...

[KellyisonfireXD]

I saw the spelling of closer as "Cloaser" I am disappointed. I thought people who are able to make videos are able to spell simple words :/

[kazer353]

fam she 14 lol

[maxii95]

All the nerifagitron douches are cunts

[2550505]

I used to be half black, half caucasian, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[2768Vids]

@2550505 OMFG ME TO?!

[JacksonTardisFilms]

@2550505 I used to like that meme, then I took an arrow to the knee

[TheShazMuffin]

Alex day brought me here.. But now I love the song :L

[boblouali11]

music and comedy got to be good



[1994mikeyb]

Gary Glitters favourite song...

[BoyBandzRock14]

Alex Day all the way - how's that for a rhyme?

[FortresscraftArt]

Blud.... That Girls 14

[bethspanswick]

plan b is ledge xx

[bethspanswick]

yeah.....she's 14 lol xx

[fizzyizzyify]

All of you just pictured sex with a 14 year old.

[TheSmith604]

@fizzyizzyify what if your 14 to?

[2550505]

Chris Hanson just brought a plane ticket to England.

[IWatchedHerDrown]

Such a great tune. I much prefer Plan B's old work. The fact that it's so honest, open, and based on truth is what makes it so affective. But whatever, it's been 'nerimowned', which is apparently gospel, to everyone who can't form a coherent opinion about a song with an overarching message that's a tad more complex than the surface. Ah the good old internet

[Crowley4Life]

@IWatchedHerDrown

.. This is a video about sex with a 14 year old.

[IWatchedHerDrown]

@Crowley4Life Well done?

It have hidden depths on top of just the simple story.

[Karopex]

@IWatchedHerDrown "It have?" You're obviously an intellectual. What would those "hidden depths be"?

[IWatchedHerDrown]

@Karopex haha, I would give you a response, but judging by the previously created responses on your channel, I don't think you'd be able to comprehend what I would be saying or developing. Grammatical errors on youtube mean very little oh ye of so vast a scope of intellectual ability 

[jacobbob982]

chorus is stolen

[lilywassup]

Nerimon brought me here..he was right..wtf! XDD

[Hello123Everybody]

@lilywassup ME TOO!



[fatwolla]

wooooohoooooo this tune is friking awsome man!! rock on plan b ...... p.s I LOVE YOU!!!

[missgeorgiexxxx]

Sick song!! plan b is a legend ! Love the end can't stop playing this !

[MsBayee]

blud that girl is 14.............

[MrGjhsdjhd]

Blud. That girl's 14. Oh shit... lol

[MsBayee]

hate it when little girls act 18 or 19 when really they are still in training bar and knickers

[shanbam121]

I love this, then end is funny

[SonsOfAdmirals18]

Alex Day Made me watch this :D

[shanbam121]

Is this a true story I've been told it is, its a good song,

[gillham89]

638 people are plan c'd

[KenzieBoyRfc2]

love the end

[omen14MC]

fail i mean @0:38 bottom lip has words :S

[omen14MC]

@0:36 haha stockphotos ?

[26Staples]

ewwww. Ewww. EWWWWWWW.

[12elliebabe]

love this song:D soo many memories from this song:Dx

[TheMbgirl143]

SKET!..

tuneeeeee!

[sunmoonstars415]

a song about stagitory rape...nice to know the direction new age music is going in

[alxbyd]

@sunmoonstars415 spelling is overrated too.

[RiXiE16]

@sunmoonstars415 Nice to know theres still dickheads on youtube.

[yamayam1]

you didn't do all the lyrics! :O

[HardcoreHarryUK]

BRILLIANT TUNE!! AND top ending.. lol 14!! shit!

[LOZZii3APRiiL]

I couldn't watch this due to the ridiculous amount of spelling mistakes!

[dan16ism]

BLUD, THAT GIRL'S FOURTEEN.. best ending ever.

[C14rky80y]

what on earth is "cloaser" looool

[NeonGreenFish]

Lol >.<

[WhWaChIsSoCoLi]

watched nerimons video and had to check this out :'D

[aristotletheaxolotl]

last line: "That girls Fort - een"

Instead of Four-teen.

GOD. BRITISH.

[fluffyslug1]

I think this song is brilliant. Just a very strange ending.. wasn't expecting it Tbh..

[OokamiKid]

ew 14.... wrong side of 12 ;)

[iamthedonjohn1]

Sweet

[Alshexx]

love it so much <3 yet sucha fail :L

[maxiorixor999]

ahahah that song is just so wrong

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

your subtitles are spelled wrong

[187Clemens]

@VikingPrincesLulubel hang on... you complain about the spelling of the lyrics when the guy below is spelling with numbers!? tune though... love this plan b

[yusufsiddiq1]

i think his catch 22 has done it with charmaine before thats why he knows her very well :o

[jboz802]

Choon

[BeckyyyLee]

TUNNEEEEE.

[sashababy96]

<3!

[OctoberRainfall]

even though i knew the lyrics from nerimon.... i still wanted to throw up at the end. Urgh! shudder!

[mardisaurus]

This makes me laugh so much.

I do like Nerimons version better ;)

[grimebossNg]

blud, that girls 14 , ahahahah

[leeparsons2k9]

Class tune but he's a sick boy haha

[oVizuaLHD]

@leeparsons2k9 How the fuck is he a sick boy? Imbred. He didn't know a fucking thing.. U retard

[EllsBells09]

Nerimon sent me here. This song is fucking retarded! HAHAHA

[justeni1991]

Classic i remember listening to this at the age of 16 while trying to get this girl to come have sex with me on msn lol some old dumb days haha gives me jokes just thinking about it lol

[TnTxXClan]

this is pure talent, plan b + prof were so much better before they sold out

[EmilySwiggle]

OMG?

I didn't know he sang this?

I remember this from when I was younger x)

x

[rdyjhfcjtjdcdtrttjt9]

ahahahahaahahahahahah

[8T2Artist]

tuneeeeeeeeeeee

[TheSarahdiddles]

@theSurfinbird21 - go for it but obviously remember her age and how it cud turn out if it were to go further,

Also I love this song seriously everyone that's all 'oh this is proper pedaphillia' or however you spell it why the fuck are you bothering to listen to it then?

[KateSmartxx]

This will always be my favourite plan b song, loooove him!!!!!!!

[FifaManager2011]

@trustequalslove looool

[JesseJoness]

'Blud That girl is fourteen' My favourite Bit! :D

[djmakaveli]

Jailbait - JAIL? Id take the death penalty for that! :P lol

[izy51]

@trustequalslove did the priest tell you that?

[scrogglingwinkapeeps]

NERIMOWNED!

[FreddieCook007]

Was sick when he did this at V Fest with dubstep beats.

[Elizablue2]

I'm fourteen. This song officially traumatized me lol

[MrPataytay]

Well... at least he was 19 and not 50 (Y)

[NiinjaMonk]

KOSHER!

[woreyers1]

Ah memoryes

[alalowa]

@TheSurfinbird21 of course not, that's illegal !! In most American states and most of Europe !!

[TheSurfinbird21]

This reminds me of my situation :P I'm 19 but I have this 15 year old neighbor girl(she looks older and she's almost as tall as me) and I just wanna kiss her but not go any further than that, should I make the move ?

[2550505]

@TheSurfinbird21 Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from dateline NBC... why don't you take a seat?

[izy51]

@2550505 lawl

[nickgd061291]

I never seen a 14 year old like this, where they all hiding?

[obholian]

@nickgd061291 away from u ya pedo

[nickgd061291]

@obholian hah you mug im 15 are you dumb?

[thetigersaysrawrr]

If she was 14 why was she so good in bed? :L:L

[jennadaisylloyd]

@thetigersaysrawrr some girls are good in bed at 14 :s

[thetigersaysrawrr]

Aaah this is really weirdd!

[MrSeanOP]

@zalwanich

smoke a cigarette you need to calm down ;) hahaha

[FUNNYSUNSHIN3]

@12345MISSalice Lol, i know what you mean. people keep thinking i'm like, 17/18 but i seriously don't look it :| I once got asked if i wanted to sign up for something that you had to be 18 for.. and i'm 14 >.<

[SeMotionOnline]

I'd still bang her if she was 14

[mykestunna]

@SeMotionOnline pedophilia much ?

[mrsjessemccartney100]

610 people who dislike this....your next.

[sickbailey21]

@eamosdabest are you serious? plan b has talent the other two couldn't dream of having. Tinie Tempahs lyrics are ridiculous, he's just rapping for teenage girls and jessie is just a woman that thinks shes a man n shes not pulling it off well either. You should check out some of Plan Bs other earlier tracks before he changed his angle to make some cash - but even now his lyrics are real

[HotSkittles90]

Amazing tune -3 Plan B

[Malteserxxxxx]

this song's amazing :D and it's so real, not fake like most new music x

[sickbailey21]

lmao at comparing the talent of plan b to someone like tinie tempah or jessie j. you offend people with musical talent or taste when you talk such crap

[eamosdabest]

@sickbailey21 Who are you saying is better?

[littlewhitewhore]

shiat happens....especially in this game

[noize101]

@littlewhitewhore

mouse trap is serious shiz

[littlewhitewhore]

shit happens....especially in this game

[eamosdabest]

Classic, makes a great song and shits all over it with the ending! Love it!

[OhItsGinevra]

*Referring to description* Ew, you're right this song is sick.

[TheWillomania]

damn and the girl i'm missing is named Charmaine nice song but bringing up bad memories :(

[lozzymagoo]

ewww..hadnt heard the endin!!

[lozzymagoo]

LOL..i strangely like this song..an ipod must

[SeanEmmett]

Im 17 and im with a 14 year old, didn know she was 14 at first... So i can relate to this tune. Love the lyrics...

[eamosdabest]

@SeanEmmett PAEDOOOO

[varianayo]

Nerimon is a fag, plan b was basically saying girls really need to stop slagging it up and making out they are older, can get you in to fucking trouble

[NotoriousJUD]

@bieberfevermad1997 lol it is a bit...

[QualifyGaming]

ahaha all haters get fucked if you only come to this great tune to hate because u heard some shit off this nerimon fagot then ur the same as him a batty boy nobhead

[BabyAnimeFreak]

I looove the chorus xD

[shakeleni]

this sucks

[Mjlover09ish]

@shakeleni GO FUCK URSELF U SUCK

[shakeleni]

@Mjlover09ish

dude he sang about fucking a 14 year old girl

and I like his other stuff (some) but not this

sorry for typing my opinion

I like the music and his voice but these lyrics

are shit

[Umbob5000]

@shakeleni

You are a moron, this is something that happened to one of his friends and he decided to make a song out of it.

[shakeleni]

@Umbob5000 still stupid

[tajames16]

hahahahahaha this is so terrible

[AshleighhJayne]

did he never think about asking her age while they was on the train?:L

[natasialovesMUSIC]

@AshleighhJayne she obviously lied about her age, and coz of the way she looks - who's to diasgree?

[zalwanich]

@AshleighhJayne That aint how man does tings

[MrSeanOP]

@AshleighhJayne

obviously the girl is a dirtyyyy, and tries her hardest to make her self look older, so he was probs like yeah she mus be old enough since she has matured quickly, although mentally shes still a child... i mean come on a bouncer jus wouldnt let somebody he thought looked to young in to a club would he?...

[DAMITEYWHITEY]

@AshleighhJayne nah cos he was only thinking with his genitals, mens innit

[GharokTV]

@AshleighhJayne Fact that later on he met her for a drink at a bar means she got served for alcohol meaning to him she was legal... :P

[joshakadorrian]

@GharokTV spot on, a bird gets served you dont think how old listen to tha words he explains it himself lol

[PianoSaraTimBurton]

Nerimon(L)

[RipTheBreaks]

Nerimon is awesome, x"D

but now i'm like: damn this song is wrong

when at first i was like: nice song ;')

[Kittykats012]

@bieberfevermad1997 He said he's 19