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  • another charlie sheen!!! lmmfao....

  • Very good

  • Yah! Hockey pucks :)

  • Him Talking is giving me Anxiety

  • Fuck Yeah, Canada.

    You're welcome, America.

  • HAHAHAHA! GREAT RANT MARK!! LOVED IT,IT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH! LOL! x

  • That was pretty funny!

  • AWESOME RANT!!

  • Nobody Asked Mark, BUT....He Has Something To Say!

    they completely played the shit out of this guy....lol

  • Mike, your the shhh man! you ever need a PR person i am your man brother! props on the In-N-Out Burger shout out you wouldn't be a true SoCal resident if you didn't like that! i miss Cali...

    Peace Out lol...

    Tim Clark, Owner

    The SNN Companies

  • This guy can say anything, and he still doesn't get fore. I LIKE THIS GUY

  • I don't care what that guy is ranting about, THOSE 3 BITCHES ARE HOT!!!

  • his wife steals his kids child support right?

  • he's not talking crazy,,, he's talking the truth. more journalists should give it a try

  • The therapy thing is dead-on.

  • 100% TRUE ON CHILD SUPPORT.

  • not funny, he's just pathetic!

  • Why say this is a crazy person؟

    وش قاعد يقول هذا ؟؟

  • Mark knows how to set it off

  • @mikecappa, yanno it really does take someone as ignorant as you are to make a comment that, "I must be BLACK"??? What I am is a Case Worker for your information "IG-NOR-ANUS"!!!. And you might wanna do your research before youyou post a racist comment like tha again!!

  • The guy seems out there and crazy-wild, but he's really a prudish, wound up conservative..

  • First of all it is called "MOM" support!!! Bcus if the mom has the child 24-7 & the father is absent then he owes her at least 1/2 for caring for the child alone. She has already given her 100% for the child so the 1/2 that he gives her, SHOULD go to her & she can spend it how she CHOOSES!!!

  • @GurlShonny lmao the money goes to the CHILD not a grown woman lol. did you not hear him call them DEADBEAT moms who misuse the money? you gotta be black.

  • @GurlShonny oh shut the fuck up it money to support the kids not to go buy her abusive boyfriend a tv it for kids and to raise kids . child support dumb cunt

  • he just doesn't have enough time lol

  • Women sometimes are so fucking dependent. Some of them don't even fucking work and yet they get half of what you earned way before you met her. I fucking hate housewives and women who have useless and low paying jobs.

  • lmfao!!!

  • the bitches need to shut up so he can say what he wants to say.

  • Basically a Rush Limbaugh wannabe.

  • This man needs his own show!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This man.

  • Mark Kriski does not give a single fuck. He hasn't been on tv lately. He's been ill.

  • @anndizzle13 He is so skinny now, I feel bad for him.

  • Likes fake boobs, thats good enough for me

  • he could have made a point if he shut up about only having 5 minutes

  • RIGHT ON! Long Live Channel 5! Miss the LA news! We moved to Everett WA and it SUCKS in Washington!

  • i wish more news men ha the balls and brains like this guy

  • this is shite! you've wasted my time and i hope you lose some of your time in the near future, whether a coma or simply a malignant tumour rotting the hole wherre your brain should be you absolute thick cunt!

  • @longschlongsilver69

    You watched the full video and then understood he wasted your time? Does your brain not process efficiently?

  • god Danm that guy's sick

  • Nobody asked mark, BUT... he has something to say!

    Amen Brother!

    Haughleluighia

  • "Mark, you don't know diddly, man."

  • What an unprofessional newsreport company man! In Russia they will cut your head off if you talk about other shit like he did, it might be true but the thing is. True is the most hated word. I mean if you don't like to hear it you just... ah man I am just saying.

  • thank you for saying what needed to be said.

  • is that cher calvin at the center?

  • haha wtf

  • Politics is war without guns, War is politics with guns, Know what I mean?

    You better get one. The cash maked us equal, Babylon can't fool the people,

    It's hidden in the symbol of the evil!

  • I read a book that said that money is power, which is corruption,

    Destruction is its one and only function. But where we live it seem you've got to die to be king! moms that jus want to collect dont breathe! Real talk

  • Many people of color believe that if you have money, you can do anything and everything. You cannot. Other people believe that if you don't have money, you cannot do anything. They're also wrong. Money is only the visible effect that shows what is going on in your mind.

  • CALLED PURE REALITY KTLA WEATHERMAN IS REALIST WORD UP! PROPS TO

  • CALLED PURE REALITY KTLA WEATHERMAN IS REALIST WORD THE FUCK UP! PROPS TO 

  • THERE IS NO ACCOUTABLITY WITH CHILD SUPPORT! ITS TRUE CAUSE I PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND FOR INCOME PURPOSES EX-SPOUSE PUTS ZERO FOR INCOME. ITS POLITICS IS WAR WITHOUT GUNS AND WAR IS POLITICS WITH GUNS. MOMS WHO STAY @ HM JUST TO COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT GET OFF THE GOV CHEESE AND SHOW THE KIDS THAT YOU ARE A HARD WORKING MOMS. MOST MOMS THAT JUST COLLECT SHOULD BE WALK THE HALL OF SHAME. IF THE CHILD IS SLOW IN CLASS THE MOTHER CLAIMS TO SSI THAT CHILD IS SLOW BUT FOR EXTRA $ GET A JOB BITCH

  • I AGREE THERE IS NO ACCOUTABLITY WITH CHILD SUPPORT! ITS TRUE CAUSE I PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND FOR INCOME PURPOSES EX-SPOUSE PUTS ZERO FOR INCOME. ITS POLITICS IS WAR WITHOUT GUNS AND WAR IS POLITICS WITH GUNS. MOMS WHO STAY @ HM JUST TO COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT GET OFF THE GOV CHEESE AND SHOW THE KIDS THAT YOU ARE A HARD WORKING MOMS. MOST MOMS THAT JUST COLLECT SHOULD BE WALK THE HALL OF SHAME. IF THE CHILD IS SLOW IN CLASS THE MOTHER CLAIMS TO SSI THAT CHILD IS SLOW BUT FOR EXTRA $ GET A JOB BITCH

  • I AGREE FUCKING MOTHERS GET MONEY FOR THERE KIDS AND SPEND ON THEMSELVES **THATS FUKING WRONG*

  • 37 deadbeat moms!!

  • Does anyone know whats the name of the video with the journalist in a haunted house scared to death...? From KTLA I believe.

  • Thats what i hate about americans. They always interupt a guy in his speech. Always that 'ow yeah shit'. He has a point but his points are faded by those assholes who cant wait 5 minutes to start applauding for the guy.

  • @Berstalin I AGREE WITH YOU! And, I'm American

  • He's great!

  • huhh

  • fake boobs rule

  • that guys the man. fuckin awesome.

  • The women go silent during the child support rant....one of them just bought botox with it.

  • Too right!

    I used to go with a female who has three kids from three different dads, and would not know what real work was if it hit her in the ass!!

  • He dislikes marijuana but loves cocaine

  • Peter: Quahog News.....#FamilyGuy...Lol

  • mmm... big mac ...

  • Who the fuck likes fake boobs? I'm sure a woman wouldn't like a banana under my skin for my dick. That's basically fake boobs, balloons put on the chest and skin stitched over it. What I'm getting at here is fake boobs are shit.

  • i love them. nice and firm.

  • One word....Man!

  • fake boobs?? pig!! i agree with him about the couple's therapy though

  • he sounds like hes selling something at an auction lols

  • Ah! this segment of the show is used as stress relief for other employees and grounds for sacking one of the news room staff! It all makes sense now!

  • you don't like marijuana? looks like ya could use it buddy

  • drugs

  • and this is why i don't watch KTLA sorry guys

  • he works part time at the auctions?

  • George Carlin wanabe!!!

  • cocaine while work...sucks a little bit :D

  • I want this dudes Plastic Surgeon's phone #!

  • He just being comic but real at the same time.

  • What does showing off your legs via full-body shots have to do with news? These KTLA wenches are whores, and they know it...

  • Mark was really awesome in this, but I can't figure out why KTLA didn't cut the Women's Mics for this segement.

  • Remind me grandpa's garage sale

  • sounds like a salesman

  • O_o okay...

  • Go Mark!

  • cocaines a helluva drug

  • girls have shit banter.

  • Damn he speaks fast!

  • Sometimes I wonder while watching KTLA with Kriski when he's doing the weather ..if he's all there in the head. I don't think he could pull this off now in 2010.

  • The Three Hens "Bok Bok"

  • IT'S a shame they didn't mute those 3 bimbo bitches earlier so we could hear Kriski's dislikes as was intended---hopefully that was on his dislike list---BIMBO ANCHOR BITCHES; by the way ,last time I watched the KTLA Morning news, Mark had just gotten married---this was about 7 or 8 years ago---so methinks those rants were from a personal nature.....

  • NO CANADIAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WORK IN THE USA!

  • This guy needs his own 1 hour show, but tell him he only has 5 minutes every week..20 times.

    And at the end, he definitely said New York Yankers.

  • I think he only has 5 minutes!!!!

  • should've said I dislike you annoying ass bitches keep on interupting me.

  • lmfao. VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA. hes the man.

  • "ya know what really grinds my gears?"

  • @taw5yc LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nice Weather Show.

  • The ladies are so tired of fake laughing LOL

  • the micromachine guy would blow this guy out of the water. lol

  • HOW ANNOYING

  • he said skirt steak lol

  • Haha, I'm with ya on at least one thing. Marmite more than deserves to be on that dislike list. :P

  • All I can say is Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    He owned it!

  • he pwned it up

  • If Mark would stop marrying fake-boobed, fake-lipped, bleach blondes he wouldn't be on divorce #2 and girlfriend 100 by now. His child support problems ( for his three kids) are his own. That's why he's bitter. I love you Mark!!!

  • if I still lived in LA I would watch this guy every day. this guy is awesome

  • 1:22-1:25 someone was fucking in the back

  • @brownteal21

    haha.......lol

  • @brownteal21 lol!

  • He's right about the child support.

  • @leaddrop oh is he everright I know forst hand

  • @leaddrop Yes, he sure is. Absolutely.

  • something tells me Mark has been through a divorce or five.

  • I'd like to sound off on what a douchebag this guy is, but I only have 500 characters.

  • Hilarity does NOT ensue

  • i agree.

  • Take a breath, mate!

    And by the way do not forget the chicken xDD

    The oxygen would help a lot to calm down.

  • This guy looks like he's had serious plastic surgery around his eyes. Uh, its rather impossible to live with kids, feed them - and their support isn't supporting them, unless they sleep in the yard and eat catfood, but heee's worried about their mom going to a spa...and he has plastic surgery like that. Er, pot...meet kettle !

  • Well, he proved his point...

  • this guy must be on drugs

  • Id say he took some X b4 he did this.. although he is right about the child support!

  • This guy rocks.

  • What are the odds that this guy hit up 6 bumps of coke minutes before doing this?

    Anybody?

  • Poor guy had a midlife crisis on air

  • SHUT THAT PLASTIC FACE UP.

  • you sure cant come up with something else can you? you be parrot?

  • Mark kriski is the man!!!!!

    Mark for president!!! 2012!!!

  • @stitch3315

    if he gets elected for president in 2012 it really will be the end of the year.

  • what else could go wrong????just sit back and let your body go limp...

  • This comment made no sense.

  • Someone is on drugs lol

  • wow, dude... I would be so out of breathe if i did that LOL

  • This guy needs to slow...down. I have no idea what he just said.

  • But he only has 5 minutes!

  • 'nothing worse than a fool with an audience.

  • i hate this fucker and his swollen plastic face

  • This was actually enjoyable. I didn't have much to do tonight so I surfed on YouTube, & maybe it's the alcohol talking, but this made me laugh in 4 places. Just let the guy rant & have his opinion. You'll get your turn.

  • fuck this guy. 'dislikes'  marijuana, fuck this conservative asshole

  • preach it brother preach it

  • cant cuz i only got 5 minutes

  • @jumpinggirl

    either you yank about "were are all the men gone' on other side you yank sexist this sexist that...get you fecking brains fixed..you and all fecking billion women

  • i don't need to get my fucking brains fixed, i stated my opinion everyone has one, i was just saying how that weatherman's opinion happened to be quite sexist. i can't quite follow the part of your comment that says "either you yank about 'were are all the men gone' " maybe its your dialect, if not then perhaps you should expand your vocabulary so that you may get your point across more clearly. Get an education.

  • 1) i havent forbitten you from expressing your opinion

    2) the "you" in my comment is plural (you women) not you personaly

    3) My dialect ? im not dutch i just work here (thus im an expatriot )

    4) i speak my language+dialect+english+dutch and a very very very few german so... i educate myself a bit more than you think

  • That's not a sexist. A sexist is someone who finds another person to be inferior because of their gender. He's obviously not serious. But if he's anything bad, he's a hypocrite. thumbs down...

  • theres more then 1 definition of sexist tho, sexism = Attitudes,conditions,or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social roles based on gender. even if hes not serious, i don't find it funny, nor appropriate for the workplace.perhaps im reading too much into this vid,you can't judge some one in 4 min, but he just doesn't paint himself in a very flattering light, he comes off the type to stare at young girls, i just don't like him. anyways thanks for replying politely XD ok im done ranting now

  • That's just t.v. for you. I'm getting sick and tired of sexism against men every time I watch t.v. Seeing us portrayed as immature idiots on nearly every commercial break. People act like THAT is okay. That isn't very flattering and light as you put it. But God forbid someone says something even REMOTELY sexist against a woman. That almost never happens. And when it does People like you just freak out over it.

  • Its not right to portray men like that, sexism against men shouldn't be ignored either, but that doesn't make it OK to ignore sexism against women either.

  • what... those are nice things

  • I wish those bitches would shut up so I could hear what the hell hes sayin.

  • is that asian women in the middle wearing glossy tights? i wonder what her pussy looks like

  • This is phenominal...

  • cawl-LEE-flower

    Hah.

  • 5 minutes, that's a fucking crime. this guys should have his own 1 hour show, prime time.

  • Kriski is the bomb!

  • I HEARD A BLACK GUY AT 2:03 WTF?

  • I couldn't stop laughing how he slid Texas into his dislikes

  • Blaire witch!! woow!! )0(

  • MARK YOU DONT KNOW DICK

    is that what it said around 2:00? rofl!

  • didly (squat)

  • Who cares FUCKER shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow, those cackling hens...

  • you guys will understand if you watch him every morning.

  • NoBody asked Mark!

    But he has Somthing to say... XD

  • Mark is getting more and more angry.

  • What is so funny about this? It seems to me simply a moron ranting about trivial things...

  • those bitches are dumb its not that funny

  • Why the fuck doesn't he like Bulgarian producers ???