Let's Play Wii Sports Resort IMMEDIATELY

[vegiluvsvball]

lolol "Thats like a special kind of stupid."

[pyrix]

He sounds like Bobo from O&A....

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

well that was harsh xD

[NiconPecio]

jesus.. its been 2 years already??

[Cheetah1251]

SLOWBEEF IS PRETTY FUCKIN' PISSED BROS

[BlackIceDragon2005]

The real problem is that he made a let's play out of Wii Sport's Resort. That alone is a huge no-no.

[lolwut707]

Why does slowbeef sound so sad

[TheToast7]

I can't even believe that the LPer was like "waggle controls!" and stuff, as if motion control is somehow this stupid and forced gimmick IN A GAME SPECIFICALLY MARKETED FOR IT'S MOTION CONTROLS!

[LuketheSpartan]

@TheToast7 At this point calling Wii games gimmicky is pointless because the console itself is a gigantic gimmick.

[mylittleuboa]

Poor, poor Slowbeef.

[Ravane92]

You have to be a let's play master... by let's playing EVERY SINGLE GAME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

[grottypissedstained]

I love the tags for this video.

[lordoftrolling]

Nobody else made the joke yet?

Okay i´ll do it.

4:19 Eh you missed pal

[Lunchbox224]

@lordoftrolling Careful, that lightsaber's heavy.

[dilsco]

I think he was just sick.

[GmanTheTank]

Beef got genuinely exasperated at this video. I have to say, I did too.

[superGose35]

first to get wii sports resort

[rickhh1]

HiLeonardo killed Rita... with the spaz-sparry method.

[antisadism]

Slowbeef = Edward

Diabetus = Alphonse

[rachelmacburnie]

Slowbeef is about to cut a bitch.

[Nostalgamagic]

This is the most upset I've ever heard Slowbeef in a retsupurae. No wonder they switched to longplays, continuing this would be too much for his heart.

[zzyzx0788]

@Nostalgamagic Idk, watch one of the Contra 3 RPs, slowbeef gets way more pissed

[rickhh1]

@Nostalgamagic - Ever see the RP of Contra 3 from Quadraxis14? Or Snatcher, titled as "The Catastrophe". Though I note things were mild there compared to here or on the Contra 3.

[Djinnfest]

Aw, slowbeef, you're killin' me here. 

[NintendanGX]

slowbeef created let's plays, and now he has to watch other people make a mess of it..

[ChibiWaira]

He called a watermelon a vegetable. No wonder Slowbeef is sad.

[zzyzx0788]

How CAN you be that bad at Wii Sports Resort? Its the first fucking AI, the difficulty is set at 0, its not even like where it gets kinda hard yet. Its 1:1 asshole, they actually made swinging in different directions pretty damn accurate

[gameboycolor47]

slowbeef sounds like he's gunna cry i feel so sorry for him go take a vacation from RPing slowbeef we're ok with it xD

[Rebel40000]

Poor Slowbeef. :(

[Nintendoga]

Slowbeef, do you need a hug?

[Level1Slime]

And all that was mustered in response to this, almost 2 years after, was a pitifully weak jab at Retsupurae during a shitty Justin.tv stream where the shut-ins played a Metroid marathon to entertain other tasteless children who like watching boring manboys play videogames all day.

One of them made a meek little imitation of RP "... Oh look at this guy... He sucks..." then laughed at their own joke and snipped out that awesome burn so HiLeonardo could post it on his channel for nobody to see.

[TheKOEIwarrior]

You're surprised people do let's plays the second the game is released? That happens all the time.

[BenjaminEllett]

@TheKOEIwarrior Its not acceptable since NO ONE knows wtf to say or do to make the video good because they have no knowledge to go with of the game apart from trailers and gameplay footage.

[TheKOEIwarrior]

@BenjaminEllett Im not saying it is acceptable. I do think it would work if the gamer has a personality that can make up for lack of knowledge. What I am saying is I really dont know of any new games that AREN'T let's played the day upon release.

[AaronJLong]

Why is youtube full of people playing party games alone?

[PTp1ranha]

XD Wow Slowbeef you sound like you actually want to kill the guy.

[Kuronji]

Girls ARE scary!

[newpageone]

Livid Slowbeef is the best kind of Slowbeef.

[pullahoko]

Shit, I just rhymed 2 with 2.

[pullahoko]

@TheOpinionGenie

To protect Youtube from devastation!

To unite all Let's Plays within our nation.

To denounce the evils of UnregisteredHypercam2!

To help BillyMC reach world 4-2.

[MightyKombat]

Slowbeef!

Diabetus!

Team Retsupurae, riff on them at the speed of light!

Film LPs in Rijnovision now or prepare to fight!

[pullahoko]

@MightyKombat

Slowbeef: "Slowbeef, what the fuck is this bullshit?!"

[MightyKombat]

hey can we fight Dinosaur King's "old lady lol" gag into this or would that be pushin it?

[posthumanfetus]

@MightyKombat Dead to Rights.

[MightyKombat]

@posthumanfetus Settles it I was never into old lady gags anyway.

I'M NOT AN OLD LADY RARGARHAGRH

[NeoTStyle]

LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE.

FEEBLE LPERS.

YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE GREAT SLOWBEEF'S JUDGMENT.

[ahanix1988]

I always picture slowbeef as that one "angry nerdy kid with braces" picture (I don't remember what the text on the image macro was), but his voice was just... different this time.

[antisadism]

God I love Diabetus, he is always cool and calm.

[imnotmrbean]

HOLY FUCK, YOU FUCKING BROKE SLOWBEEF, WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN

HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM PLEASE NEVER DO THIS

[ImmaKai1]

I think Proteus, Diabetes, Shmorky, and Psychedelic Eyeball had to restrain Slowbeef from murdering the ever loving shit out of Leonardo at the end of the video. XD

[13Hubris]

@ImmaKai1 I wouldn't have...

[pullahoko]

Poor Slowbeef.

[igor960000]

this gay narator is pissing me off...

[MiracleFassad]

@igor960000 I now, I can't beie;e they didn't even talk about how terrible he was at talking COLON EQUALS BRACKET BRACKET.

[OriganalPie]

Now cracks a noble mind, good night sweet beaf. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

[KingOfKatamari]

@OriganalPie Classy.

[FinalGamerJames]

Unless you're 5, you should not be allowed to play a Wii when all you do is this.

[monkeykiller360]

I'm so tempted to attach my wiimote to a centrifuge now

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

2:04

[ToServeArmadillo]

Slowbeef, it's going to be okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

[axelleag]

I hate you Leonardo, you hurt my friend.

[Cheetah1251]

The real title of this video should be "Let's listen to Slowbeef lose all of his sanity".

[EGRJ]

I swear, I can literally hear Slowbeef's blood pressure going up.

[grenadier42]

Slowbeef needs hugs badly!

[EternalGuardian07]

Really? The whole reason this game was released was to show off the MotionPlus, but all he can do an overhead swing.

[me81709]

1:24 am lol

[NeoTStyle]

Slowbeef sounds kind of sad and broken at 3:08.

[ImperishableCat]

@NeoTStyle Slowbeef sounds kind of sad and broken throughout the whole video.

[90sHeroMAXD]

When I heard the Wind Waker mention. I just faced palmed.

Seriously, why the fuck do you need to LP it right when it comes out? What happened to having fun? Nope gotta get the sub count up to 1000.

[rickhh1]

We forever shall declare August 18th "Hug Slowbeef Day" because he really needs one badly.

[Lunarvx22]

He's like a woodpecker with a fuckin' Wiimote!

[somahiru]

My god... even his Mii looks RETARDED.

[DrMarilynFan]

I feel so sorry for Slowbeef. Believe me, I know how it feels when others blow money like no tomorrow (as he mentioned @2:53) on such luxurious items. In this day & age where people are on fixed incomes, it's a disgrace to show off what others can't afford, even if it's YT. Probably the LPer (loosely defined) doesn't have to worry about rent, utilities, etc. like the rest of the world since he more than likely lives in his parent's house and gets free money from the gov't.

[ShonicTH]

@DrMarilynFan agreed. At work the other day, I saw someone bring in a PC for them to swap out the case for a bigger one, add a SSD, and a temperature controller. It was already a legit gaming PC, and you know what he used it for?

Jigsaw puzzles and solitaire.

[TheDForLess]

slow beef isnt funny

[HGAlchanii]

I know, next time we'll Lets Play the effin' settings menu of the Wii.

[CheezeFox]

I like how Diabeetus is riffing away while Slowbeef continues to lose his faith in humanity.

[CyberSlayer128]

Damn, poor Slowbeef. Must feel like if your kid got tricked into doing

drugs and ended up whoring themselves for a candy bar.

[supaflyjohnson]

Reminder: Slowbeef is the father of video Let's Plays

[Urdailywater]

slowbeef is an old senile man.

[popledude]

He's playing it at 1:30 AM, what a freak!

[jon0376]

I LOVE Wii Archery : D

[CaptainTinTyrant]

the ultimate forever alone

[bobbyewing311]

"It's like a woodpecker with a fuckin Wiimote!" - slowbeef hahaha

[CleaveTheDragon]

5:45 Oh look it's the audience's interest level. You'll notice it only increases near the end.

[axelrfish]

I can't believe this kid has the homebrew channel and this high visual quality. The only way that I could see this happening is if his parents are actually successful people who are so ashamed of their idiot child that they let him do whatever he wants because that's all he'll ever have. Seriously. Screw this kid.

[todbot1]

I can't be the only one hoping the computer beat him in one of those.

[BurningFeathersPro]

@todbot1 You aren't.

[psycotigerman]

@todbot1 Worry not you're among friends

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

notice in the first few seconds of the video his clock says 1 AM

[CepVep]

I am NEVER EVER gonna do an lp until I have the proper equipment, and SKILL AT THE GAME!

[ConvergeInChains]

Watching this makes me think that BillyMC might have been onto something with "regretting playing the let's plays"...

[CrazyLove776]

you need to stop talking, and dont you know how to block yourself , a.k.a stoppinf you from losing, but serious, your crap

[DinerSals]

@CrazyLove776:

You know this isn't the right video.

Dumb ass.

[michellexoxoful]

shut vup i want to hear the guy goshh

[pimpboy75]

@michellexoxoful Then watch the original video.

[d01hazel]

If you waggle the controller, you LOSE? Has this guy ever played the game before?

[MadSurge]

@d01hazel If you waggle it EXCLUSIVELY forward, yes, you lose. Now, waggling the controller in ALL directions...

[Link00065]

It sounds like Slowbeefs about to cry...

[shockraid1]

"Ya can't have parties on Youtube..."

God, slowbeef sounds like he's dying or something.

[usernameclassifeid]

This guy has a cool accent.

[catasplurge1000]

I didn't know HiLeonardo did a video of wii sports resort. I was going back on his channel comments and saw people talking about him getting retsuprae'd so I had to see this.

[TwiliPrincessWolf]

6:12

I've tried that, and my dog did do better.

[GPMsMotokoLover]

Hearing Slowbeef' breakdown here is proof enough that holier-than-thou SA dipsticks like him have emotions. They just know how to hid it when they put up their facade when they're on their forum and spout memes, hatred, etc. toward others in their threads.

Like MTV a decade or two ago, SA and all of it's spinoffs like 4chan has not only dumbed down the internet, but society in general.

[YamiAura]

@GPMsMotokoLover cool story bro

[cousinted]

@GPMsMotokoLover

Somebody lost his ten bux...

[Kukadin]

@GPMsMotokoLover You best be trolling nigger

[MephilesTheDarker]

I love how Slowbeef gets so fed up over this. I'm guessing this LP hit some buttons.

[CDTheHedgehog]

It sounds...like Slowbeef is crying

[MurraySkull]

Of all retsupuraes, this one pisses me off the most. How do you manage to buy this fucking game, film yourself playing it, but somehow not figure out the fact that the entire point of the fucking device is that the Wii remote now tracks all movement, not just pointing at the fucking screen? Slowbeef manages to say everything I was thinking.

[yapayepayepa]

@MurraySkull that shows a know fact: controllers are better :P, " limitations of the controller"? thats a lie!

[VerendumProductions]

@MurraySkull You just won the game, sir.

[ZLFaurora]

@VerendumProductions And I just lost the game >.>

[ColorPrinter42]

"See? Now use your imagination! Imagine the wonderful things your Wi-NO."

[ColorPrinter42]

Meta-cornshaq?

[TheInfamousBluePlain]

I love HiLeonardo D:

[KillTheToy11]

Slowbeef is truly not amused. 

[MagicKoopaMarc]

To answer diabetus's question (granted it hasn't already been answered) is because he has never played showdown which is the two player mode. So basically hes never played this game with another person. Diabetus was right (as he always is). That lonely, lonely bastard.

[RottenEggCreations]

I wanna see a lets play solitare

[Soragan]

All the thumbs up for BackgroundBaileys' comment are from Slowbeef.

Hint hint...

[PinkPinkie2000]

fist of the north star

[Headbanger142]

I love how Diabetus is so cool and collective and Slowbeef is just freaking out lol

[Marlyn0620]

you voice is annoying

[antisadism]

I love how slowbeef pronounces Naruto and Mario. And diabetus is such a cool guy.

[grrr9]

"You can't have parties on YouTube...." I crack up here every time. I feel your pain, Slowbeef. I feel your pain.

[typomanbros]

6:35 "I need a godammed vacation..."

How about a vacation to Wii Sports Resort?

[merritt2014]

Dude he's playing like reggie did at the e3 conference lol

[DenOfVipers]

@Gaiacarra Uh...the guy's just fucking around? 

[lich109]

@Gaiacarra BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING LP! All this is is the guy filmed himself fucking around in a section of a game, without taking time to get good at it or show off what the wii motion plus can do, in the video, he makes it look like shit, that is whay this "LP" is terrible.

[crimsonwings9999]

Achievement Unlocked: Break slowbeef's spirit

[TacoBelIManager]

Come back to bed slowbeef. I love you. Its all gonna be alright.

[NeverForgetWizet]

Lmao Slowbeef you really hate this guy

[GrimReaper19]

God Slowbeef is pissed XD

[umbaupause]

the best part is that in 3:31 he swings the sword in every effin direction! why didn't he do that during the actual swordfight?!

[slondavokensteen]

did slowbeef just quit smoking?

[TheFauxnewz]

This is the worst voice over of all time. It may now sound like it, but having a person talk in the background, then having two guys trying to be funny over that doesn't work so well. Unless of course you're trying to purvey to the audience that you're a fucking retard. Then it works perfectly. Kudos.

[DayBreakization]

@TheFauxnewz

Sorry you're not smart enough to get it.

[Wolfcat22]

@TheFauxnewz  Ok.

[UberRusty]

@TheFauxnewz Oh, sweetie, I think you missed the point of retsupurae.

[YamiAura]

@TheFauxnewz "Duurr hi, I'm Fauxnewz, can someone tell me what a Retsuprae is?"

[SlasherCheetah]

Woah Slowbeef sounds really upset lol.

[LowEndLem]

The way Slowbeef says "You can't have parties on youtube..." just sounds so completely defeated.

[Zeldafreak6245]

lol the guy playing is TERRIBLE

[MightyKombat]

So the only way that Leonardo knew how to swing the sword was to spastically downslash it like Luke Skywalker went to town on Darth Vader near the end of Return of the Jedi. SRSLY it reminded me of that moment. Leo fails swordfighting forever.

[WarioMario12345]

The fact that people like this exist really makes me think...

[Teeg32]

Slowbeef sounds a lot like Lewis Black in this LP.

[Magocs]

"Exasperated" is the word I would use to describe Slowbeef here

[ShadowFallzAngel]

umm dude 4 the sword play duel fight u dont hav 2 attack striaght u can attck any direction like u can swing ur remote

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

some people don't deserve games like this... : /

[TheJoebucks]

@TheReasonWhyGuy Games? This kid doesn't deserve a goddamn roof over his head.

[WarioMario12345]

@TheJoebucks OK, let's calm down... it's just a bad LP

[Darknightzaku]

The centrifuge spinning a wii-mote would be better that anything this guy makes.

[wiretransfer]

i love when slowbeef loses his shit like this

(sorry slowbeef)

[lisvender]

Slowbeef's rage is the best part of retsupurae to me.

[Cooliespy345]

I really feel like giving Slowbeef a hug or some kind of comfort here. He sounds like he's about to kill someone.

[RTCWKOTORCOH]

Diabeetus tries so hard to keep the mood light but it's so stupid Slowbeef loses it. I'm surprised Diabeetus didn't go insane as well.

[LegionsOfAnon]

@RTCWKOTORCOH Diabeetus' saving grace is that he's Southern. If he wasn't naturally laid back he'd probably be as angry as Slowbeef is.

[AdudenamedKemp]

5:35 "Hey, that's the sound effect from Windwaker..." Well, that's probably because Zelda and Wii Sports Resort were both made by Nintendo.

This guy really doesn't know what he's doing.

[Toadman1911]

3:13 This is so bad, Slowbeef almost cries... :(

[SLDrisk]

WoW I thought Slowbeef was gonna blow his brains out at the halfway point there.

[RobloxLegomania]

Wow, how do you get a tie on the first opponent of Swordplay?!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

he bought every single copy in existance so that nobody else could LP it

[Ecksss]

Slow beef... Is that really your username? it should be fast beef... God Calm down!

[vitralizer]

You sir are and idiot :/

[mistersleeepy]

slowbeef..you sound so nutty. bananas. crackers!

[laughingfurry]

Leonardo. Makes me think the name is from too much TMNT.

"Hi. I'm Leonardo and I like swords."

[DenOfVipers]

Slowbeef...you okay there, hon?

[AnnoyingAssassin]

Having Hi-def stuff and producing THIS? It's like wiping your ass with an iPhone.

[Ganymedeio]

Where have I heard that before?