Das Racist - 'Fake Patois'

[161lip]

Even Das Racist did a fake patois.

[ShesSoAmazingThough]

This video distracts me from the song.

[MCLemonyfresh]

i love these guys because they rap about whatever the fuck they want, whether incredibly trivial or incredibly insightful. just pure stream of consciousness

[KidAinaVeyron]

did you see the canadian missile design center

[CRSHbangBOOM]

LMAO @ THE CAPTIONS.....BETA INDEED

[1ListenToLogic]

All modern music is a evolution of classical music. weird discussion on a das racist video though.

[squiggybapstv]

lmao! classic

[DoinLifeProductions]

Kentucky Derby ! thats wassup I live in the VILLE thanks for shot'n out my state

[mogrules]

2:28 vivienne from fresh prince going in hard.

[sogero2]

High kicks FTW!!!

[joey23125]

@NIGMATIC93 We're talking about popular music that appeals to a core nature of the homosapien. You can take a thriller album to a tribe who has never contacted any civilization and they will immediately take to it like a bee to pollen. You can't say the same for European music. The only reason anyone pays attention to it is because of the financing it recieves from the elite. Clasical music would have died by now without it.

[1ListenToLogic]

Kinda weird with all this bitchen about race on a das racist video..

[kingstonology]

YOW DA SONG YA MAAAAAAAAAD! REAL PATOIS!!!!!

[deathsbuddy]

No, actually, if you're comparing races and ethnicities as "better" or "worse", and using slurs like "coconut headed", you're automatically Wrong.

[joey23125]

Don't mean to piss on everyone's party, but African-Americans have contributed far more to music than any other group on the planet. They single-handedly created most, if not all of the genres of music, we listen to day with little or no credit given. If they want to speak a phony patois, they have the god given right to. What have those hateful, jealous coconut headed folks contributed? Truth be told, the African-Americans, like Bad Brains, can outdo them in their own music!

[deathsbuddy]

@joey23125 ...what?

Seriously, what?

[xxrigo22xx]

@deathsbuddy he's right

[xxrigo22xx]

@deathsbuddy wait...he's half right

[Onuund]

@joey23125 the Europeans created modern music (ie not just banging on drums) so your wrong, shut up

[joey23125]

@Onuund You're an ignorant person as is evident in your babble. Can you give me one European advent that was discovered before the murder and genocide of peoples outside of the European continent? You're own science, religion and philosophy is derived from the contact you had with the Jews and Moors (blacks).

[tbone73034]

Wasn't in today, numerous threatening gradually strategically glasgow with than twelve thousand hasn't responded with a similar responses or symington groceries determines aren't you going to be surprised.

Shit is deep.

[ggski87]

godzilla

[Kill3rBNC]

Did you see the Canadian missile design center? lmao

[greenphumb]

I gOt ThAt Fake PaToIs..MOMA?

[lebanesesteez]

someone needed to make this song thnk god, everybody fake patois

[rbnsc1]

threatening gradually strategically glasgow with than twelve thousand hasn't responded!!!!!!!!!!

[TheIgetcrazy24]

pole dance party 2!!!1

[bcrazzle]

this vid is definitely from "the new dance show" hosted by rj watkins

[Wankman123456]

love crack :)

[ESTO8]

0:58 SWAG.

[ScalezSF]

busta rhymes' parents are from jamaica so there's that.

[hunchybunker]

Even Jay-Z did a fake patois.

[tonyclifton51]

they should have mentioned jar-jar binks !!!!

[banditgrl]

0:55 that hairstyle needs to make a comeback, like today.

[hulme76]

I can't stop watching this video! Awesome song and crazy funny video!

[justpullingonaline]

informer is the number 1 related video. Perfect.

[rickheideinger]

dope

[Probeshorts]

Wha' g'wan 18 people a dem speak fake patois. Booyakasha.

[skinsvideos21]

This is hilarious. I've caught myself doing fake patois too... it's cool, what can I say?

[328450J]

things wrong

1. no kool aid with blakc people

2.no chicken wtf??

3 no grape soda fukkk!

4no water melon

ohh shit DAS RACIST(:

[girishsarma180]

at 1:10 that's the best southpaw michael jackson in the world......

[FamilyOfMonsters]

This is good but I liked it better when Eek-A-Mouse did it and called it "Jamaicanese"...

[ezaymc]

Where is this video footage from?

[andybloc]

@ezaymc thats what i wanna know- is it soul train?

[logsdonj]

When I got Shut Up, Dude from a torrent, somebody thought "patois" was misspelled, so they changed it to "patios."

[whatupmaaan]

@logsdonj lmao i got the same torrent

[FlyLife23kissMe]

@logsdonj at the very first glance I thought of "fake potatoes", lol

[deadpeasantmoon]

@logsdonj that story is so fucked up... lol.

[w35m4n]

@logsdonj It said that when I downloaded it from their site... xD

[wonderfulwomp]

'First Jamaican in a Kentucky Derby' lmao

[silentbwoy]

wow. awful

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@silentbwoy Aw cmon, this is so bad it's funny!

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@GreatSteamingCatBox

so awesome it's mega-awesome.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@silentbwoy

get off the internet, abortion-features.

[MrBearstyle]

Epic track and the video is just wicked sick ;-)

[uckfyocouch]

was that oj the juiceman?

[veritasvalere88]

dis jive to da bone....

[RightBlindEye]

Check out "jwall-coming soon" on my channel. Real hip-hop is on the rise.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

I fuckin found out where the video is from. Fuck yes. FUCK yes. I just came.

[joystan]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r WHERE?

[billsilic]

This is def not Soul Train. Come on Das Racist where is this video footage from bro?

[KOFICARSON]

this is something else

[MaxMcfax]

Turn on Captions/Substitles for epic winning.

[siren5000]

@MaxMcfax

did you see the canadian missile design center?

[yerk3]

@siren5000 And certainly!

[ShadowsHaveShadows1]

@MaxMcfax I love you.

[Arrivald]

@MaxMcfax It would be epic if they catually recorded a new version utilizing those subtitles :p

[geoffwebb1]

1:44



[soshall2]

@geoffwebb1 how many here steve?

[kneedvheed]

new favourite!!!!

[kneedvheed]

great video great song!

[pgotgame]

03:00

more fire more fire more fire!

[f0rumrr]

The visuals to this music are about as good as it gets, they fit so well it blows my mind apart, crazy soul train fuckers.

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

~Pole dance party brought me here~ >_ > heh

[rossbroussard]

I love everything about this song and video. If this is not the "Original Video" it should be. Big shout out to Shaun Bridgmohan.

[SkepsisDub]

rappers get boogers

[heeh2]

Carl Winslow 00:03

Shane Mosley 00:30

David Chappell 00:50

[TheMadvillainy]

@heeh2 holy shit

[joedagreek]

for 4 minutes and 12 seconds, i felt i was in a weird ass acid trip !!

[airewavesandeardrums]

This video is genius :)

[TheOneHDuck]

@Renda1984 It's actually german for "the bart, the"

[baphomet58]

Niggers

[darkshade07]

@baphomet58

Das Racist

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

is this the original mothafuckin video ? or did the uploader, blucheez, edit the tune to the fuckin video ? either fuckin way it's a kool fuckin video, where the fuck is the fuckin original fuckin from ? I fuckin wanna watch more of this fuckin disco dancin, seen ?

[GoodMorningsCupOfTea]

Patois, speech, fake speech?

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@GoodMorningsCupOfTea

get a dictionary y'fuckinfaggwit

[GoodMorningsCupOfTea]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r

Gladly, as soon as you learn proper grammar my banal friend.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@GoodMorningsCupOfTea

just because you know how to spell grammar doesn't mean you can suck my nuts.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r

Actually that's exactly what it means.

[GoodMorningsCupOfTea]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r

Suck your nuts? Suck my clit, bitch!

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@GoodMorningsCupOfTea

you first

[cloudsandcherryx]

SOUL TRAIN....

[Weavers07]

Das Racist is the true definition of "satiric".

[jennylynn149]

entertains me every time



[noscones]

even snow from toronto fake patois

[Prtymngrl]

I know I'm baked, but this song and this video combination is addictive. BOH!

[URBANBEAST718]

right in ma reach is tha FIYAH for DA STREETZ!

[chizzidydoodah]

1:01!

[rowdythunder123]

These guys are motherfuckin crazy.

Real crazy but Awesome and different.

Ripping crazy. Oh I m goin crazy.

[Porch4Monkey]

11 people can't dance

[the1hamoodi]

11 people haev fake patois

[smx554]

If the Fed's tests me, me gwan take aim.

Crunch like Nestle, snipe form de planes.

Snipe like Westley, punch like hawaiin.

Snipe from they planes, yeah we shoot while we flyin.

FUCK THE WORLD

[strayebyrd]

I do get sick of white people and even non-Jamaican black people speaking in Patois, it just seems silly, like if I as a white dude spoke in a ugandan sort of accent, it would just sound stupid as fuck, and a little racist because my foreign accents are not so good.

[scorinaldi]

@strayebyrd RESPEC, RESPEC, RESPEC

[breadro]

@strayebyrd it's fun to fake Patois. let us have some fun

[bmdola]

even busta rhymes kinda sound patois

[isaycharlie]

this song wuz on pole dance party 2

[schallplatten23]

Funny and cool video :-)

[molar92]

what do they say at 2:15 with the leaders of the new and what?

[CassettePlaya1]

Where on earth is this video sampled from lol? But wherever its from it makes me happy that I'm black haha...gwwaan wid dem moves deh!

[treph75]

high kick, high kick, super high kick!

[MediocrexGenerica]

I'm loving the dude in the cummerbund.

[crashingforward]

my fav is mister slick who knows he the bombdiggy from 1:02 to 1:18 hell yeah!

[krsdakng]

Yo the girl at 1:28 go hard wtf wow!!!!

[Neuromancer0425]

I love the guy who kicks all the time

[Totallycolorblind]

@Neuromancer0425 omg me too!!!! lmfao! i swear he's gonna kick himself in the face

[HarryFiIms]

big tings a gwann wid di wan

[samuraieaux]

Man, these guys' musical tastes and knowledge is quite something... I doubt most rap artists know about Bad Brains and Neutral Milk Hotel, they make references to them

[captaincroaker]

@samuraieaux A lot of rap artists know. You just gotta know where to find them. :D I myself am a rapper, and I looooove Neutral Milk Hotel. I just made a beat with samples from Untitled. I'ma write a song to it soon.

[MrGPlol]

wtf is that????

[778envy]

f'real was in history & my teacher asked

"Does anyone know anything about shaun bridgmoham?"

[breadro]

He is a jockey that was born in Jamaica. But he rides in New York. Decent jockey

[breadro]

The big mon at the beginning reminds me of Re-Run from What's Happenin

[ninjarider69]

Thumbs up for ties and no shirt......

[bigsouth23]

I like when that lady jams on her air guitar!

[TheBmachado]

this is so...ORREEGINAAUULL.

[johndoe77774444]

das racist is fucking hillarious, props

[Rabite]

harriet i soul trained a kid

[Rabite]

carl winslow going ham in the opener.

[oceanlinda3]

@Rabite LMFAO so true!

[JRODTHEVID]

JAMAICAN DANCE PARTY!!!! BWAP BWAP BWAP BWAP BWAP BWAP!!!!!!

[FrankLeeBlunt]

Every move is 100% solid gold. I wish I was there. Sickest dance party that I have ever seen,bar none.

[SuitYourselfT]

The first fat guy is definitely Carl, from that Urkle Show.

[avogoth]

LICKWOOD MEANS REWIND!

[avogoth]

LICKWOOD MEANS REWIND, GUNSHOT MEANS FORWARD!

[BigNickontheDrum]

Check out Gumby at 1:52

[wa5t3dy0u7h]

respect dem funk 0:00 play it again.

[YourOpinionIsGarbage]

This song goes so hard it's scary.

[wamhwamhwamh]

2:39 to 2:53 best 14 seconds of dancing. Ever.

[nonesuchone]

Thumbs Up For The Correct Spelling Of "Here."

[wa5t3dy0u7h]

Yo, Amigo with the open shirt and tie doin' the humpin dance, that's now how i dance.

[rsandga2]

these men are goin nutz. what is this? I don't even....

[supermfvillain]

This Video is perfect, and 99% of yall wont get the point. Rasta Impostas!

[squizz222]

@supermfvillain Who's not gonna get the point? People who aren't listening to the lyrics? You'd have to be pretty oblivious to not realize the point they're trying to make.

[Milo11103]

@squizz222 i honestly dont understand what they ar talking about will you explain it too me?

[squizz222]

@Milo11103 They're talking about rappers and other people who pretend they can speak Jamaican patois. Of course, they're using a fake patois themselves in this song, but it's for satirical effect.

[wa5t3dy0u7h]

I'm so high right now

[rsandga2]

@wa5t3dy0u7h me too. Also, I like these niggers, they have immense style

[wa5t3dy0u7h]

@rsandga2 Nicely worded, sir.

[rsandga2]

@wa5t3dy0u7h It's still funny!

[fastenerpuller]

"Miss Cleo got a fake patois." Lolz.It's funny cuz it's true.

[wamhwamhwamh]

BLAAT! BLAAT! BLAAT! BLAAT! BLAAT!

[anaeelbackwards]

Big boy is gettin it! Love it!

[BennyHarassi]

jerry curl juice everywhere

[CASHisAFFLICTION]

yo there is another BEAST rapper who's 12 search up akash rapping

[Godfreh]

@Renda1984 They aren't black and I am not going to pretend like I get the Das Racist thing. They aren't white either incase you were curious (there are 3 people in this group.)

[oxfordpictionary]

@KillYoFam97 they're just making fun of racist stereotypes. and the name is after an episode of wondershowzen where a kid yells "Dat's Racist!" and the guys in the group thought it was hilarious.

[teknikalchef]

@KillYoFam97 Their name is a modification of "that's racist." According to their info, it was a joke amongst themselves before they started making music, and it stuck as the name. Do your research before you criticize.

[poopsack199]

it looks like these niggas are tryin to dougie

[GrandPopPoplock]

The 3rd guy is fucking GODLIKE

[omegasb1234]

The video is totally like detroits New dance show

[scorinaldi]

this video and song are godly

[shonuxs]

@KillYoFam97 That's not why they're called Das Racist.

[turnip1746]

Carl Winslow is getting. his.

[Thepryncee]

SO fucking jokes, love these dancing niggas

[dmckoy91]

@Renda1984 theyre not black derp also their name is das racist