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  • H2 was the worst movie i've ever seen... period, and that's not an exaggeration... The fact that this was even released in theaters is astonishing... There are syfy channel orginal movies that were more worthy of a theatrical release than this embarrassing piece of shit movie.

  • That movie sucked donkey dick! Your ass must have been stoned when u saw that shit !

  • that movie sucked ass!!!!

  • @peleking352 sure does the first remake he did was better.

  • perfect my ass!!! this sucked ass and is just fucked, its the worst movie ive ever seen

  • @BrandonxxYn1 The gore wasn't over the top, the nudity was; in fact, it shouldn't have even been there.

  • unless this guy didnt see the original, then he IS A FUCKING IDIOT! like seriously, did he physically watch the original?

  • STOP FUCKING HATING!!!

    No one cares if you hate the movie.

    mmhkkayy? The movie Was AWESOME, You guys are so Dumb xDD It's so fucking funny :DD The movie was Great, Don't Understand it? go suck a Cock? C: It's Simple, Intersting GORYY:DD, It's awesome. I've  Watched SOOO much horror movies in my life, This one is one of my favs, Next to Jason. Fuck off haters (:

  • @FightingFornothingx I think you need your head examined. The movie was awful, the plot of dreadful. You waste 25 mins of your life watching a dream. Most of it was nudity that shouldn't have been there; you go to a horror for the violence, not the breasts. The director's cut was the best part, the bint is dead, no more awful re-makes will ever have to burn our eyes, ever again. The maker, Rob Zombie, shouldn't have even touched the movie industry, he is a singer - not a director. Over all 0/10.

  • @smoogirl Excuse me?!!! What Are you, To tell me what i like and don't. I love His movies.

  • @FightingFornothingx I'm not telling you to like or hate his terrible movies, I'm just telling you you need your head examined for thinking a terrible movie is great.

  • I LOVE YOU MANNNN, YOU KNOW GOOD MOVIES :DD

  • "The perfect horror film"???

    Is this the first horror movie you have ever seen in your life?!

  • i never saw ur reviews.now after this i,ll never watch another one

  • dis movie sucked dick

  • are u a total retard seriously this movie is awful. by the way the original halloween is perfect not this crap

  • i think this guy is actually a drunk chicken. :P

  • This guy is definitley not a movie pro, this was actually one of worst films I have ever saw...

  • It should have been an independent film, not a remake. As a remake, it sucked!!! I mean, seriously!!! But as an independent film, it would have been fine. A movie all on its own.

  • you know that the movie was so bad that dimension films went bankrupt right after this came out. thats how much it sucked

  • I won't rip into this guy because I'm pretty certain someone bet him he wouldn't make a YouTube review this stupid.

    So in reality he wins :)

  • "Mike Myers"?! -.-

  • Dude, you are a retard. This is the worst film ever made.

  • u kinda cute :)

  • dude the showed his fucking face in the movie that really pissed me off

  • Wow I can't believe this movie came out a year ago!! Hell I think I watched this review a year ago too!!!

  • Were you really stoned when you watched it? Movie fuckin sucked ass. It did not feel like a Halloween movie at all.

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  • YOU FUCKING RETARD !!!! ITS THE SHITEST FUCKING HALLOWEEN EVER MADE , NOT THE WORST FILM BY ALL MEANS BUT IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND A DISGRACE TO THE FRANCHISE THE BEST PART ABOUT THE FILM IS THE CREDIT'S ,, PEOPLE WHO AGREE LIKE THIS

  • I have to respectfully disagree with this review. I am a huge fan of the Halloween franchise and after seeing this second remake, I think Rob Zombie was intentionally trying to bury it so noone would ever touch it again. I left the theater feeling a little angry.

  • this movie was ok in my opinion, it had alot of bad parts but but was pretty good for a horror movie, if it wasnt halloween it would of been better, but the bad thing is that it is halloween :(

  • ok im stopping this video. that movie is anything but perfect!

  • the perfect horror film huh u must be on crack this movie is garbage

  • It's nice to see someone that actually liked this movie, someone thats not so obsessed with measuring it to the originals that they can actually see something new and take away some enjoyment. Good job for a great film :)

  • is this a fucking joke?

  • i would give this a...... 1/10, rob zombie killed the franchise....that asshole!

  • @dck8andrew ur stupid how did he kill it?

  • @prodirockerd BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS NOW!!!

  • i agree with the drunk chicken. i luved it.

  • dude were you high when u watch this shit fest its one of the worst horror movies ever

  • great film,best of the lot

  • wtf are you on? it sucked.

  • "pls subscribe"

    get a job

  • im gonna explain why this movie was the worst piece of shit that has ever existed.1.michael myers is not michael myers in this film.he is just some huge guy that looks like grizzly adams that runs around with a knife killing people.2.THIS MOVIE RIPPED OFF FRIDAY THE 13TH

  • @ilikepie181818 i agree with you if this myers had a big bear named ben he would have been set this movie was so bad i couldnt wait till it was over so i could get the hell outa there they called this halloween it should have been called grizzly adams goes crazy ...worst movie i ever seen

  • @TheSteelersrock1010 i have a bunch of other reasons why the movie is terrible and mable the worst manifestation ever created i just didnt feel like writing them down

  • rob zombie H2 sucked big time i hated it so bad terrible actors exsep for braid dourff

  • i thot this movi was great, but laurie's tantrums wer annoying because all she did was say the f bomb for five minutes straight

  • i love the halloween series, and all i have to say is...this movie sucked, rob zombie killed the halloween franchise.

  • this movie is retarded

  • i dident lik that micheal had no mask llik preety much the whole movie

  • r u people high this movie sucked ass r u kidding me

  • your right this movie sucked so bad i mean i use to think halloween 3 season of the witch was the worst halloween movie ever made till i saw this one.. this one was the worst one ever made halloween 3 was better and i never thought i would i would say halloween 3 was better then any other halloween movie but after this crap i just saw halloween 3 was better ...i mean halloween 3 still sucks but not as bad as this movie does

  • @TheSteelersrock1010

    number one...steelers suck.

    and halloween 3 didnt have shit to do with michael myers so that right there is the worst halloween plot ever made.

    can you honestly say the kill scenes in halloween two werent brutal?

    the head stop outside the strip club.

    nuff said.

    i win.

  • @everyonegetspunched number one steelers are the best team ever just cause they had a bad year they are the six time champs next year it be seven ..and this halloween 2 movie sucked and i don't care how brutal the kills was this killer didn't act a thing like michael myers. i didn't even feel like i was watching a halloween movie to me it was like watching a homeless guy that killed everyone he came across that was it this was no michael myers movie so to me and alot of others it sucked (i win)

  • @TheSteelersrock1010

    oh and you jus know how serial killers act?

    youre a big pyschologist aint ya?

    if you think about it, yes meyers was homeless.

    so youre jus solidifying the fact that it was a homeless dude killing people.

    you dont like anything new or different so when you watched halloween 2 you judged like always and didnt like it.

    and the steelers suck each other off before a game.

    theyre awful.

    you and the team are faggots.

    i win.

  • @everyonegetspunched are u kidding me this movie sucked ass i know a few that liked it and a lot that thought it sucked it was so bad a friend of mine bought the dvd and after seeing it for the first time tried to give me the dvd told me use it as a coaster i said its not even good enough for that . yeah i like something different but this just sucked yeah the real myers was homeless but if u know the story he always went home to the myers house . this move just sucked .steelers are the best

  • @Stingfan200010 So your not gonna let a guy have his opinion? When someone watches a movie they can't help their own enjoyment or hate of it. Movies are subjective so you can't expect everyone to have your exact opinion.

  • @Stingfan200010

    He sounds pretty high..

  • @Stingfan200010 That's what you think Dipshit

  • You should really know what you're going to say (apart from the word 'awesome') before turning the camera on - otherwise your review will turn out like this one.

  • Hahaha agree! Or your review is just made up of "umm, sooo, sooo ummm, awesome, soooo ummm!"

    PS: that movie was shit.

  • as much as i hate to say it i actually thought the first rob zombie remake was ok but this is just horrible the way i think of Michael Myers will never be the same i used to be so scared of the character when i was younger i couldn't sleep days after even seeing a glimpse of the first 5 movies now it just makes me laugh because its a fat, bearded, bastard behind the mask that looks like he jumped out of a harry potter book

  • shut up who are u to tell peaple what to do i loved this movie and alot of other peaple did to so shut the fuck up mschri2008 go eat a cheese burger u cow

  • ya let me just say that this movie is alsome for people that have no common sense in what makes a great horror movie. Also, let me say that I was very disappointed with this movie cause this video had really no purpose in the horror genre it was more of a gruesome comical movie. I was hoping this movie was gonna kick ass but it manage to be a small fart between my ass cheeks. SAVE URSELF THE MONEY DONT SEE HALLOWEEN 2!

  • this movie sucked ass!

  • @phantasmnc it did suck big time

  • it sucked

  • I know everyone has their own opinion and stuff but im a huge Halloween fan, ive seen every Halloween ever made and i thought Halloween 2 was really poor. If youtube gave me the option of typing a longer comment, youd be surprised how many bad things about Halloween 2 i could point out, and thats without nit picking.

  • The movie was awesome? Ha that movie looked like pure shit. I seen the first shitty remake. Plus it so unoriginal. Stealing John Carpenters idea. Rob Zombie cant write and direct at all. He should stick with music. The first Halloween remake. I can litterally shit all over that movie. I can break it down and tell you how shitty it is. Enough with remakes get original dammit.

  • I just wanna put this out there Tyler Mane was the guy who played Saber Tooth in Xmen and i beleive he also reprised that role in Origins. (not sure don't quote) Anyway he really is that big.

  • yeah well that tyler guy is a former professional wrestler so he probably is that big in real life

  • worst review ever...

  • my bro got me the dvd on jan 15th it was awesome i liked the ending

  • How can you say that it was a "perfect" horror film but only give it a 4/5? MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAWG!

  • I realy loved this movie(except the ghost apering and michael talking at the end :()

    The deth scenes were realy awesome especialy the striper in the club omg !!!

    I loved the way michael kills his victims its os realistic XD

    Rob took the title and made it compleatly different and that is what a remake should be ,halloween in his own way and it works...Il ove the old michael more but the new one is cooler XD

  • I just saw it today. I really liked it ( except the white horse part), but it shows that she starts going crazy as the movie goes on. Plus the murder scenes where cool.

  • this channel SUX!

    he shud shut up and dont do anymore reviews!

  • @mymode80 just cause u got sucked into everybody elses review that its horrible, doesant mean its bad, so shut up.

  • this guy is a fucking shit monkey!!!!!!!!

  • loved the movie it was soo amazing!

  • for all of the people who dont like this movie, stay the fuck away from it. why would you take time out of your shitty life and tell other people who might love it like me, not to go see it. if you dont like it stay away from it, dont watch it dont post on youtube just shut the fuck up.

  • How can you call this movie "awesome"?! Is this the first movie you ever saw? Is there something wrong with your eyes+brain?! I mean seriously, the murderer might as well have attacked them with banana peels because they are tripping over *everything* they can find from start to finish. They had to throw in a bunch of nudity to make this movie suck less but it had no effect at all. You have to be stoned out of your face to enjoy the crappy acting, storyline and all the other BS in here. BAD!!

  • @therm0911 i agree with you i saw all the halloween movies and this one was the worst one i have ever seen. it was not like watching a michel myers movie in this one when you saw michael like walking on the side of the road no mask a long beard i felt like he was some homeless guy walking on the road trying to get a ride .anyway this movie sucks i bet john carpenter is sorry now for letting rob zombie use the character name michael myers ..rob zombie fucked up the character now (thanks zombie)

  • It was a waste of my money. and btw in the uncut version rob makes michael talk and even takes his mask off at some points to make him look like a filthy rat.

  • GO Halloween II, best Halloween movie of the last 30 years! Better than 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and the remake! There are somany great parts in this movie that would be loved if it wasn't in a Halloween movie directed by Rob Zombie. People just hate him because he changed their beloved series and gave them a fucking wake up call that the old series is mad tired, and dead as HELL!

  • this for people who gives reviews JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP seriously they are just opinions Ive been a fan of halloween movies for years now and who The fuck gives you the right to tell people not to see this movie now people who have not seen this movie give it a try you might like it you might not but any way dont let faggots with no life like this tell you what to do.

  • ...and how dare u tell people 2 go see this rotting turd?! that's like telling them 2 go fist themselves in the peehole with one of those "Incredible Hulk" gloves.

  • zombie casted himself as myers' face?! what a self-blowjobbing douchebag. this movie is nothing more than a 2hr game of "pretend-tend time" 4 him and his dumbshit wife. fuck u, rob zombie. give me my 2hrs back and go die. and i'm not angry because i'm 1 of carpenter's dorky fanboys. i couldn't care less about john carpenter or his stupid, cheesy movies.

  • I saw it you are an f**king moron

  • Halloween was fricking abysmal......... what the hell is this guy on!!

  • It was entertaining, some parts went a little overboard...but its not the greatest horror movie. So many more better than this.

  • People gotta stop rating videos based on how much they agree. Jesus Christ. This is a good review, so what if you are too much of a faggot to accept that Rob Zombie doesn't want to rehash the exact same thing over and over? Does that mean you gotta fuck with somebody's video?

  • OK, u say ''awesome'' and ''guys'' WAYY too much

  • It ruined the Pure evil part of Meyers it fucking sucked goddamnit rob zombie you stupid prick!

  • suck my dick faggot

  • Lmao the fact that you insult me for no apparent reason shows me you disagree with me, butn you cannot come up with a good argument because your dumb as dirt. You want your dick sucked by a dude and your calling me a faggot..............So go slit your throat and fuck the wound your worthless, stupid cunt stain.

  • Guys I agree it was stupid how dey didnt do d theme song in the film but then u need to think Rob Zombie is trying to make michael myrers understandible. Y he kills nd stuff. Its a remake yeah he change it but it still is a halloween in somone elses view rispect that and dont compare it with the original.

  • thomas jane > halloween guy

    christian bale > halloween guy

    TJ and bale could beat the shit out of the halloween guy

  • god this review sucked so many nuts

  • god this movie sucked so many nuts

  • ...You thought it was PERFECT?! THE SIGNATURE MUSIC DIDNT PLAY TILL THE CREDITS AND THEY KILLED OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS WHAT THE FUCK.

  • im glad they didnt play that fucking music.... and when the main characters die that makes the best movies....i.e. PSHYCO

  • You have to be among the worst reviewers out there. You are honestly saying that this movie was good...I understand Rob was trying to put his own spin on the story but...You can't have michael be a mamma's boy! Leave that shit to Jason Vorhees. I Felt like i was watching a shitty Friday the 13th film. And the acting....flat out horrendous. WTF was rob zombie thinking.

  • u cant fucking remake halloween. rob zombies remake is not halloween. the story is completely different.....the original MICHAEL WAS PURE EVIL!!!! the remake he had a bad upbringing which made him like that ummmm no! the remake is bad bad bad

  • It's bad because it's different? Idiot.

  • are u kidding? this movie sucks

  • I liked Halloween H2 , It was ok ..

  • the other halloween was way better this one was shit!!!!!

  • lol whats up with the backround? africa or something

  • This movie sucked horse genitallia.

  • Halloween 2 sucked! It wasnt scary it was a rip off of Friday the 13th and too many people are kiss ass fans of Danielle Harris, Scout Compton, and Rob Zombie to even know how to criticize a film.

  • RIP OFF OF FRIDAY THE 13TH? Did you notice how the new one ripped off Rob's Halloween? Did you notice how the orginal part 2 ripped off the orginal Halloween? Please!

  • shut up dude that movie was garbage. rob zombie couldnt direct his way out of a nutsack.

  • that movie sucks it was a insault to the franchise

  • You're an insult to the internet. Please leave.

  • finally a good review for this movie

  • Your review gets two thumbs down.

  • You get two thumbs down, no leave quietly.

  • ya it was a kick ass movie

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  • no one care what u say. ur a fuck.

    love ryan :) "he is a huge freakin guy... like his dick reminds me of a fire hose."

    p.s. why would u say that!? faggel!

  • yall some gay ass motherfuckers for not liking halloween2 that movie was fucking awesome

  • If you say "You're a fucking dumbass for liking this film go burn in hell retard" you're the dumbass. People have different opinions and you're just making yourself look like a fool if you say someone is stupid for liking something.

  • wow....you suck at movies.....PERFECT??? lol

  • that review is'nt so brilliant but i totally agree with what he's saying! Rob Zombie is a true artist give him some credits people! Halloween2 was old school dirty perfect. way better than most nowadays "horror" movies.

  • you're a moron if you like that movie..

  • That is one of the most idiotic comments Ive ever seen. EVER.

  • if he likes it, let him entitle his opinion. Sure i thought it sucked, but some people most have thought it was good.

  • DONT GO SEE THIS! FREAKING AWESOME? ARE YOU CRAZY? Zombie did a horrible job on this. This movie wasnt good at all. Mike Myers is an actor, Michael Myers is a killer. You suck at reviews. You even said the town name wrong.

  • ??? PERFECT???? THE WORST HALLOWEEN MOVIE EVER!!!! Zombie brought Halloween to the ground...and this is a terrible review...wow

  • OMG this is so incoherent..you have not offered any revealing or informative on this review..learn how to gather your thoughts u idiot. i would be surprised if you had even 1 subscriber..

  • what a crap review

  • he has nothing to back up why he thought this movie was "AWESOME" just the fact that it was "AWESOME" Idk what sucked more.. this review or the movie itself..

  • have u seen the originals? obviously not

  • Are you being paid to say this aweful movie is awesome?!

  • your a stupid ass kid this was the worst fucking Halloween movie that ever fucking came out there is no fucking plot to thise movie lmao you deffnatly shouldent be rateing movies lmao

  • LEARN HOW TO SPELL RETARD!!!!!

  • tyler mane is 6'8. he a huge guy! freakin scary looking! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

  • this is gonna sound weird but i thought Scout taylor Compton was hotter in this one(LoL)

  • Excuse me sir, but this is not a well organized review. At no point during the review did you give any explanation as to why it was "awesome." I suggest writing a script or something. This video falls more into the genre of "thoughts on ___" Good day.

  • I agree with this guy... I thought Halloween 2 was awesome as well! Way better then the last Halloween 2

  • come on man ... this movie fucking sucked ass

  • i meant to put serious lmao

  • is this guy series this movie sucked?

  • i give you my respect i believe that h2 is awesome in the same way

  • that movie was a fucking waste of time it fucking sucked

  • the movie fucking blew.

    I'm guessing rob zombie was thinking 3 things before writing this flick

    1. how do i ruin a huge franchise worse than before?

    2. how do I put my wife, a horrible actress, in it even though she fucking died in the last one?

    3. Let's ruin Michael Myers by dressing him up like a smelly fucking pan handler

    This movie was just a violent incoherent mess and it blows huge dick, fuck you to whoever disagrees

  • No the fuck u goes to anybody that agrees with u. I watched it and liked it alot. How did he ruin the others, r u saying all the Halloweens r gold? He didnt ruin anything as far as im concerned. It was a restart to the series that became stale after pleasance left the series. Oh his wife is really fucking hot. She is an awesome. And If all of detractors were real HALLOWEEN fans u would love these films. He has the mask and hes killing people, so what the fucks problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you're a fucking douche

  • Exactly. Also, people seem to forget about the disaster called "Thorn". But I guess Busta Ryhmes and the man in black had nothing to do with ruining Halloween right? Halloween was dead before Rob Zombie ever touched it. Im glad Halloween was remade. Always remember man, "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and they both stink."

  • I'm sick of all these fucking remake and so called PG-13 horror flicks. Best horror movie with a original idea I've seen in a long time was The Collector and it was a box office disaster while Rob Zombies shitty remake is a hit unfair.

  • The original 2 halloween films were perfect and didnt need remaking

  • I'm sorry, I loved Rob Zombies 2007 remake, but this movie was horrible! It was boring, not scary, and really disappointing. My biggest problem is the replacement for the young Michael Myers, and they made Dr Loomis a dick! I'm sorry, I hated it so much.

  • So if Halloween didnt rip off Psycho then why is there a guy named SAM LOOMIS??? Exactly. But I guess thats not the same as having Michael kill for his mommy huh?

  • your welome just speakin the truth

  • So he took the name from Psyhco, big fucking deal

  • So what if someone took the name Michael Myers and made this new character a seriel killer also? Big fucking deal right?

  • what the holloween remakes did is bring michael myers to the newer generation, and remind the newer generation how fuckin scary he is! i mean damn the sound you here when michael was stabbing that black nurse! (shivers)

  • just got back from seeing halloween two and it was fucking awesome so go ahead and say your pointless bullshit about how it sucks and its terrible and shit but in my eyes it was a movie well worth doing..

  • Thank you! These fuckers need to stop bitching and go watch the originals if they dont like this new film!

  • Amen

  • This guy is a great public speaker...his words speak volumes of essence to us...he should be president LMAO...4/5 stars my ass. It was terrible!

    My favorite thing this guy says: "This guy is huge! I don't know if they made him this way or what!"...makes me feel smart.

  • Is this guy an idiot??

  • This is a remake. Its supposed to be different. hint hint {RE}make. {RE}imagin. hint hint

  • hint hint its a remake that shoukdve never been done and sucks because it fucks the whole franchise up

  • Yeah, and Busta Rymes and Thorn didnt.

  • No its not a hint hint {RE}make. {RE}imagine of Halloween 2. The only thing it had to do with Halloween 2 is name only dumbass