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  • 1:43 is the best part :D

  • My favorite part was when he said fuck you

  • onision is so unfunny that hes funny lol

  • fuck you 

  • onision is so fucking unfunny

  • no sir  FUCK YOU

  • that other guy the darker one reminds me of gabriel iglesias

  • very

  • that was gay at the end. after the pause the negro should have said. eee yo so, jerome there??

  • HAHAHAAHAH I LOVE THIS

  • Now go shit myself?

    OK!

  • Onision is so unfunny... I laugh out of pity. LOL

  • They should have just titled this video "Fuck You" lol

  • Lol XD its so stupid, its genious

  • What's the name of the ringtone in the beginning (I mean the original song)?

  • this vid is AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • ya onision you suck bringing joy to millions of people acrose the globe f$%# hay no haters im just doing what the video says

  • that was so epic

  • Well **** you!!!

  • how unfunny like 0% how wierd like 50% and how funny 50%

  • fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu­fufufufufu lol

  • hahahaha really cool

  • See How cool you Look In black Hair =P

  • Reminds me of Vevo aha

  • Beep Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Lol

  • Are you threatehning me?

  • LOOOOOOL!!!!  HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    F*** YOU XD

  • @Vladimir0538 Well, he's back now :D

  • Pause at 0:37 Sorrryyyyy

  • Pause at 0:35

  • onision is wayyy better than shane dawson!!! onision knows what the fuck hes doin and onision is fucking hilarious

  • Hey you 534 people that disliked this video ... FUCK YOU !

  • me: BEEP you!! Other: NO BEEP YOU me: omg we are best freinds now :D other: NOO BEEP YO- what what? me: I WIN! -i hang up and call a other random number-

  • This is how all my conversations start :D

  • hey i had the same conversation with my boy friend

  • hay dude... f#*k U

  • he is so unfunny that it loops back into funny

  • @alucard4848 lol

  • funny when i look back now...this was the first vid i saw from onision XD

    luckily i subscribed and now im on constant lookout for new ones! DOH! :P

  • DAMN, IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF FUCKIN GOIN AROUND.

  • when and where

  • is it bad that my parents talk to each other like this for real???

  • Hahaha;My best Friend Actually got Pissed Cuz I Laughed So Damn Much At This Vidd XD;Onision Is Freakin Legit,and Altho Everyones Entitled To Their Own Opinions I Dont Agree With People That Say Hes Unfunny. :DD Hes Soo Freakinqq Aweshummm.!! :D

  • I'm gonna start doing this when someone gets a wrong number. And when tellemarketers call.

  • I wonder what it would sound like uncensored. xD

  • @coby174 There used to be one. Apparently it got removed for some reason. :(

  • @nightflyer777 xP For some reason? They say fuck literally in every sentence. xD

  • omg sooo funny haha

    and i like all the fucks :D

  • @liam3436 wat the hell is ur problem??

  • it's like my sister lol

  • Wat?? Unfunny?!?! Is that even possible!?!?!?!?!

  • Press 1 For a wierd sound

    Press 2 For Bleep

    Press 3 For F*** you

    Press 4 For F*** you

    Press 5 For a sleeping black guy

  • that was soo romantic ;"((

  • :L:L

  • I FUCKEN HATE YOU! AAAAAAAAAA YOUR UGLY AND FUCKEN GAYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ALSO FAT AS HELL AND UGLY AS HELL!

  • FU**K YOU!

  • F*** YOU!!!

  • fucking love onision videos with smellzeybutt

  • Your not funneh at all :( I hate you.

    -lots of love from Heatho Kitteh :)

  • Ohhh god this drunk french guy called and this EXACT thing happened XD

  • dude the bleep boutton is getting raped

  • I wish this happened to me when I got a wrong number. XD

  • 524 people has had this happen before

  • No onision fuck uuuuuuu jk

  • better the part where they say "beeep you"

  • 1:29

    God's Venom Upon Humanity

  • Go fuck yourself!

  • so what do we learn from that...? they are both idiots...!

  • very

  • tbis should of been named fuck you

  • I Wonder How much The Cellphone Bill Cost XD

  • I liked the part where they said "Fuck You"

  • @TrollPriestbetrollin They never said that.

  • @TrollPriestbetrollin

    they said that?mustve missed it...

  • i would pay real cash for the uncensored version

  • F*CK YOU!

  • pause play press3 wait a sec then press it again

    

  • the beeping makes this so much better

  • LMfao after i saw this i knew i had to subscribe.

  • Onision is dead

  • @itachi1958 i wish

  • It got old after the first 20 f*** you's.

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  • @bangbangboys09 You mad, bro?

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  • almost peed

  • Hey, Onision asked me to say that he's unfunny.......Now i can go **** myself

  • hey haters!

    haters gonna hate,baby!

    onision your cool!

  • I want the uncensored version. Put it on your website.

  • woulda been better had they not bleeped fuck.

  • I love how its like F YOU *quiet voice* f you

  • you guys are actually kinda funnyish

  • :D

  • Gay interracial phone sex!!!!!

  • YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • @therealfightclub92 open your mouth wide and insert the bag into your mouth and begin sucking

  • simple do more videos like this

  • this is his only funny video!!!!!

  • Featured video, grats :D

  • shit. I mean FUCK YOU!

  • FUCK ME!

  • what??? FUCK YOU ONISION! YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS! 

  • YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU

  • i didnt understand the verb before you. 

  • i love the part when i dont hear "piii"

  • lol press 3 over and over

  • *bleep* you. *bleeeep* you. *bleep**bleep* you.

    Lol. Wow.(:

  • FUCK YOU

  • lmao perfect

  • Funny as shit!

  • Wahaha!! They fucked soo much till they fell asleep.

  • Fuck you together fuck !

  • Onsion is like a shane dawson wantabe and shane sucks.

  • You spelled Onision wrong, nub. In the description, I mean. Might want to fix that..

    But this video was one of the best ever. Well done.

  • fck you fck you fck you!!!!!!!!

  • @chechen207 only nubfags try to hide swear words

  • I hate Onision so I won't subscribe but there ARE some good videos, this made me lol a little bit.

  • Okay, hate all you want, but I thought this was funny as hell.

  • I honestly think this is the moment where quality will no longer increase and instead will steadily decrease as time goes on. AKA, he's jumped the shark. Actually, I think that happened at the Banana song, but I see from there to here as a plateau and from here to the future as a decline.

  • FUCK YOU.

  • fucking sucked

  • 2:08 my favorite part

  • smellzye is da bomb

  • tuuuuuuut YOU

    

  • the bib hurt so much my ears. it better without it.

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  • @gabbielynn16 f**k you

  • Seriuosly this really was boring... I'll like it anyway just to show support.

  • @TheDalmomendonca now go fuck yourself

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  • @TheBlooddolltd

    I know! GET A JOB is the name of the RWJ video..lol

  • the beeping makes it so much better hahahahahaha

  • @Jackinator13xbox yes. yes it is. :D

  • It was at 3333 likes before i gave it a thumbs up. I kind of feel like an asshole for ruining that. Funny video though... fuck you

  • I don't even...

  • This is like watching an episode of Jersey Shore.

  • lol I like his funny vids, but i don't give a crap about his whiny activist ones :/

  • beeeep you beep you beep you beep you beep you beep you 

  • Why do I occasionally choose to watch his videos?

    Last one ever.

  • @Amon2012able Fuck you!

  • @funnyfreak4 I am not gay as u and the fucken asshole who is doing this shitty video

  • @Amon2012able No idea why you are so mad/butthurt. Is it because you were just beat like the redheaded step child you are? I mean. If you would like to insult someone, then please use grammar in atleast one way or another. Also, who gets mad over the internet and or youtube comments. Its really pathetic that you have nothing better to do than be jealous over Onision for atleast posting video/images himself. You wouldn't cause you a fat fuck living in your mothers basement. Am I correct?

  • @funnyfreak4 LOL I will not waste my time in answering you. All I wanna say is Fuck You

  • @Amon2012able lol, so sad.

  • @Amon2012able Hater you fuckin troll

  • this video must had break some record on "fuck you's"

  • meh.

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  • @herbertmoon11 lol why are u so mad

  • tht must took a lot of time to censor that lol

  • not that good or funny

  • Not even remotely entertaining.

  • Mildly entertaining

  • f** q

  • fuck you!!

  • lol hilarious

  • so boring

  • Society is this stupid.

  • -One Week Later-

    F**K YOU!

  • 42people not like to be fuck and kill them!!!

  • fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoiiiuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • i like the part when they said "fuck you."

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  • stupid no wonder the world is in such bad shape when you have stuff like this video that supose to make you laugh who wants to laugh at this stuff where has the love gone