that thing gives me the willies. does it feel weird living in country that is all dry and has weird stuff. or is that as normal for you as cheerless wet weather and common-garden sparrows?
The one I grabbed hissed up a storm and had i not known it wasn't poisonous would have scared the shit out of me, but instead it just impressed the hell out of my girl friends kids.
You're stricken, heeheehee, why didn't you Man Up and ask it NICELY tomake room for you; If that's not for you, Choson Ninja just posted a video showing "How to get past a Larger Opponent in a Narrow Space" Let's watch it together...
ohh yea when i was a kid i had one as a pet..i got it down the creek...then i gave it to the school...then it bloody bit my finger...then i kilkled it...that will teach it....
Narrator: BEHOLD! The great Dragon its azure tongue doth utter the wisdom of the immortals. HARK! it speaketh.
Lizard: "Fuck off bedlem this is my path, I fukin own it, go on pissoff Im a lizard, as in e'l i-iz Ard, Ard as nailz I am, so fuck off. Ha I sure told him, now whats for dinner?" (lizard exunt)
A blue tongued skink! Shoulda took it home!
Stoopudjurcee1 1 year ago
snakes who slither out of season are just SO gauche
Elaina43 1 year ago
hehehe gotta love blue tongue skinks. You pick them up and take them home, I pay 300 dollars to take one home :P
kaorutheimpaler 1 year ago
Good God! What a creepy thing. Jeesh! Take a stick and poke it.
cblackink 2 years ago
Oh for heaven's sake get a stick and give the little fella a push,"go on now"....
pickofthepatch 2 years ago
that was like a snake with legs. when it walked the body motion kind of gave me the willies.
ordinarypaul6009 2 years ago
Australia, the one country which is further proof, why its kill or be killed.
germanviking86 2 years ago
They will give you a nasty bite , trust me I found out the hard way. The old blue tongue has powerful jaws.
MonkeyMagic88 2 years ago
im gonna guess that sean was a little drunk durring this.
anonymousstormchaser 2 years ago 2
NONE SHALL PASS.
aproxxy 2 years ago
Its a lizard allright!
JumpTeigen 2 years ago
how does one 'pick up' a lizzard. buy it a drink?
mk2passat 2 years ago
dohoho
Aquadeam 2 years ago
I want one!
Petchhyy 2 years ago
You're just not scary, Sean.
The skink was not intimidated.
At all.
He was thinking:
"I can take this guy"
And he was probably right.
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
Its a lizard
123woow 2 years ago
That's a huge freaking lizard.
faen5863 2 years ago
its a blotched blue tounge skink,i got heaps in my back yard.
davo26101966 2 years ago
i think i love you
Zenithstrife 2 years ago
My cat got bitten by a snake this week - slowly recovering.
StylidiumLane 2 years ago
Its a skink.
truvelocity 2 years ago
sean bedlam has an ant brain, he does not understand the concept of walking around stuff.
privateryanify 2 years ago
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
unkdaved 2 years ago
"A European or an African swallow?"
truvelocity 2 years ago
Is that an african swallow or a european swallow?
simonodell 2 years ago 4
Well she turned me into a newt....
I got better.
Rudenewt 2 years ago
goddamn lazy ass lizard >.>
jinnypigs4life 2 years ago
oooh, snake beast...crossing your path...that is some baaaad mamma jamma.
=)
analiasahotmail 2 years ago
You must answer the dragon's riddle before you can pass! Or, just wait a bit for him to wander off...
throjo 2 years ago
What did you name him?
P00P0STER0US 2 years ago
that thing gives me the willies. does it feel weird living in country that is all dry and has weird stuff. or is that as normal for you as cheerless wet weather and common-garden sparrows?
Paulop4 2 years ago
we have wet weather :|
quite a bit of it actually.
sneakwit 2 years ago
MIGHTYYYY DRR(rolling of the R)RRAGONSAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toothpik00 2 years ago
I think it is stricken with being cozy in the sun light.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
We have geckos. Tiny, pissant geckos. I'm such a spoiled city nancy-boy.
endlessjoe 2 years ago
LMFAO
xXGaticaXx 2 years ago
damn, i live in canada and i've never, once saw a lizard in the wild. we have snakes but thats it...fuck.
blugreenblu 2 years ago
I grabbed one of those when i was in Perth last.
Blue tounge with looks to be some tail missing.
The one I grabbed hissed up a storm and had i not known it wasn't poisonous would have scared the shit out of me, but instead it just impressed the hell out of my girl friends kids.
Thanks for renewing the memory
Cheers
Projoiner1 2 years ago
very, very cool
purplepanda11 2 years ago
You're stricken, heeheehee, why didn't you Man Up and ask it NICELY tomake room for you; If that's not for you, Choson Ninja just posted a video showing "How to get past a Larger Opponent in a Narrow Space" Let's watch it together...
dzhaphaarI 2 years ago
it's a lizard.
But it made me laugh.
Very much.
mindstormmaster 2 years ago
Well not exactly a Steve Irwin moment but you're getting there! LOL In-as-much as the lizard didn't give you five, I will!!
downhill240 2 years ago
Is it just me, or does your accent get thicker when stricken with fear of cute, chubby lizards?
Moona1966 2 years ago
YIKES! I think I'd be walking the other way if I saw something like that in my path.
MeanMissC 2 years ago
I think it likes you man, should have poked it with a stick.
sw33tb0y77 2 years ago 2
CRIKEY!
punisher1990 2 years ago
Brilliant.
Joooowy 2 years ago
It was like a really slow paced, cowardly, living version of The Crocodile Hunter
dkittv 2 years ago 8
lol, funny.
moddit 2 years ago
Wild Kingdom with your NEW host Sean Bedlam!
bluearl 2 years ago 2
Seriously, every time one of your videos end I just keep laughing. Watching your videos is probably more enjoyable than stand-up comedy.
DeflocculatedDentist 2 years ago
oh you're funny sean
CounterNerd 2 years ago
he looks well fed
marniespeaks 2 years ago
wow are there really people out there that think Mr B's a brit! ROFL!!! that is the fucking cherry on my day!!
2FLUFFY4U 2 years ago 3
Sean your a funny fucker but Steve Irwin you ain't mate! lol
2FLUFFY4U 2 years ago
Ya I thought hi was a brit
DanOlooney 2 years ago
Had it lost abit of it's tail!!?
Cute though.....don't take em home,'little boys'......the lizards I mean
MrPainfullytrue 2 years ago
Snake Season, I won't ride that bus or the one that says "little boys do it in Australia" HOWEVER.....two words- boots. Boots.
wolffenhaus 2 years ago
afraid of lizards?
JamesCalico 2 years ago
Those things are all muscle.
Sure.. you can pick em up - but use 2 hands and be prepared to put in a bit of effort to stop that jaw coming round to clamp onto you.
A big one will draw blood.
I don't make a habit of picking them up - but sometimes they have to be removed from a garage/basement.
neuronstorm 2 years ago
I'm sure he was paralyzed in the presence of your great talent.
MustafaPresents 2 years ago 3
That doesn't look like Intelligent Design, the leg length to body ratio is comical at best.
kkirT 2 years ago 3
"In Australia" you say...yes in Australia
MasterOhSo 2 years ago
Maww... your best vidie ever! :D
You have a really affinity with creatures, you should do some nature docos. Lol.
dismutased 2 years ago
blue tongue lizards are cool
ohh yea when i was a kid i had one as a pet..i got it down the creek...then i gave it to the school...then it bloody bit my finger...then i kilkled it...that will teach it....
bigfella11 2 years ago
Tsk tsk tsk, foiled by a perfectly harmless lizard. ;)
longhairred 2 years ago
godzilla
hjeremy2222 2 years ago
i was just going to ask "why don't you pick him up and take him home?" then i watched the rest of the vid
gratex 2 years ago
I think it's named Howard.
unkdaved 2 years ago
I agree its named Howard
JamesCalico 2 years ago
am i the only one who finds the look of this lizard hilarous?
the long fat body with the tiny arms looks so fucking goofy
nekftw 2 years ago
Lizzard :D
supervillan 2 years ago
Haha, I wonder WHO exactly was immobilized with fear :P
FacelessDeviant 2 years ago
If David Icke is right that may have been a member of the royal family on holiday down under...
muddy2 2 years ago
Narrator: BEHOLD! The great Dragon its azure tongue doth utter the wisdom of the immortals. HARK! it speaketh.
Lizard: "Fuck off bedlem this is my path, I fukin own it, go on pissoff Im a lizard, as in e'l i-iz Ard, Ard as nailz I am, so fuck off. Ha I sure told him, now whats for dinner?" (lizard exunt)
AudibleOpinion 2 years ago 2
Luckily the local snake was full of the lizards tail.
I stopped picking them up the day I found one with
a set of jaws like visegrip pliers.
Nothing like a nice pitbull grip on a finger to
convince you that fucking with mother nature
cannot be done forever without payback.
tyrbolo 2 years ago 2
Hey Sean. Is that a lizard? In Australia? You got those there? Well I'll be damned.
rtottenc 2 years ago
@rtottenc Hey rtottenc. Is that sarcasm? On the internet? You got that here? Well I'll be damned.
shadowroy1 2 years ago
ROFL
rtottenc 2 years ago
I saw it move! It went off to check its email.
BadAlbert 2 years ago
I ain't pickin up nothin in Australia, a place where virtually all of the indigenous life is venomous
MassZombicide 2 years ago 3
lmao you're voice sounded hilarious. That was a big bluetongue, looks like its lost its tail at some stage.
ifyoureadthisyousuck 2 years ago
next up: the Yowie!
meavid 2 years ago
yay another video over 30seconds
EQuestionmark 2 years ago
No sean its you thats stricken with FEAR hahaha
WeLoveAlexJones 2 years ago 2
Little girls pick them up and take them home too ... or at least I did when I was a kid!
Leilani233 2 years ago 2
You almost sounded like Stewie from Family Guy towards the end there.
Gekitsuu 2 years ago 2