Bill Burr Live - Math

[HittokiriBatosai]

"opposite angles are congruent..." I'm an engineer so I have no problem at all with math, but that one line made me piss myself!

[formusicplaylist1]

lmao... "its like joining a cult or something"

[bobwatters]

go work on ur upper body strength and cardio b,c ur gonna be the one carring the shit to the bridge lmfao!

[electrostatic1]

One person had to carry the shit to the bridge...

[aYellowDart]

bill burr is sexy ;)

[Andybaby]

I blame the teachers

[FreeGiraffeRides]

Hurr hurr I can totally relate to this, I was also too stupid to learn basic math. Abstract thought and reason are useless in my life, any problem I can't solve by punching or yelling is for losers anyway!

[SoCalDualSport]

@FreeGiraffeRides Take this stuff and carry it to the bridge.

[InsaneBillykane]

@FreeGiraffeRides Stop being passive you fruit.

[smith37s]

That was good, "because your going to be the guy carrying the **** to the bridge"

[TheJesterHaHa]

Exactly. Why couldn't Bill Burr replace the Chancellor?

[TheJesterHaHa]

Exactly. Why couldn't Bill Burr replace the Chancellor.

[rwtj01]

if you like this video, watch the Katt Williams clip about spelling and algebra...fkin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youngrebels75]

@rwtj01 LOL - I know the one you mean, "2+2 is four.... damn sure is." "x+y=3 .... (raises hand)... DID YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM WAS LETTERS?!!?!"

[Pygmahia5]

go to gym hahahaha.

[billydab0b]

The 1 dislike was from Bill's Geometry Teacher :D

[ninjajesus81]

There's math you take in college where your textbook is half English alphabet and half Greek alphabet, and not a single damn number in the entire book. Except for maybe the page numbers.

[korreyd]

@ninjajesus81 Goddamn trig.

Friggin nightmare.

[metalahhhhhhhhhhhh]

THANK YOU!! So fucking true.

[kidlaughsalot]

lol i completely agree with him :D

[ttbryan07]

I love this guy. Oh my gosh.

[rottimus300]

Hell yeah that shit is so true......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and it's a good thing I worked on my upper body and cardio.

[abvmoose87]

I really think this set has some of Bill's funniest bits. And Ive never heard him do these jokes anywhere else.

This bit, bootcamp, side effects n americas most wanted is some of the funniest shit Ive heard him do.

[statorjso]

LOL "opposite angles are congruent (raise fist)"

[Miyasha89]

Haha, I am sooo glad he pointed that out. Cuz most of the stuff you learn in math always has something to do with building stuff. Like everyone wants to be a construction worker.

[rangedtiger]

go to gym xD

[Voltio8836]

hahaha his punchline was sweet.

[cj397]

LOL :52 HOLY FUCK ive never seen bill go that low with his voice

[swingingfordearlife]

you showed him.

[thatbastardson]

2l + y = q WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON! DUDE YOU CANT HAVE Q!! THIS GUYS CHANGIN THE RULES LOL

[GHRYNO]

no? great, go to gym lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proaudiohd]

funny

[FuzzyNugs420]

your mom is easy.....oooh burn....

[GonjaKiiing]

BURRn

[ShadoWGlideR1]

rofl true

[DaffyDuckDutchess]

wat the fuck did i jus step bac in2 high school?!?!

shut the fuck up u idiots n jus take the funny! this is comdey genius right here and ur killing it! damn nt evrything is acceptable 4 debate

jus site bac relax and enjoy the burr!

[JOEYSTAX]

yall are MORONS...THIS SHIT IS CLASSIC!!! FUNNY SHIT BILL U KEEP ME LAUGHIN ON A BAD DAY BROTHAS

ONE!

[HUTINAK]

FUCK I can't belive you FUCKHEADS

This is a comedy show

You're not in a math class. If you don't realize this is all in fun, then go somewhere else

[xa7ier]

opposite angles are congruent. lmaaooo

[Sshelly34213]

yea....it has nothing to do with raising a kid.

Kids hate math. Plain and simple. The only place they're good at it is Japan and their lives suck. All they do is study to the point where no one has any creativity. That's actually Japan's agenda, to make kids creative.

Parents are just giant children, especially in America. Americans have the mentality of 12 year olds.

[Troosevelt703]

Nuh uh your mom's got the mentality of 12a year old.

[Sshelly34213]

And you're a poopyhead. What a productive argument.

My mother does have the mentality of a 12 year old, she squirms when she hears swears.

[Troosevelt703]

It wasn't meant to be productive it was meant to be funny. Its what someone with a 12 y/o mentality would say.

[Sephlock]

Would not! :P

[Sshelly34213]

Oh most definitely, I'm constantly figuring out the area of my bathroom just to make sure I don't miss a spot....

oh no wait I have a life.

Algebra is useless basically all you need to know is addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Proportions are nifty as well, but that's basically it...

[sabin97]

funny shit, but math is still awesome :)

[escobari]

math iz ez

[Eric8542009]

"math iz ez"

Spelling is easy but you obviously don't know how to do that.

[escobari]

sarcasm is easy. go read sarcasm for dummies

[DCProductions2]

I'm goin to carry some stuff to a bridge right now...

[heavypizsikk]

FUCK GEOMETRY

[black0jackass]

what killed my ambition in math? analytic combinatorics. i hate that shit.

[lejavie]

what the f**k is going on? lol...true that.

[NonsensicalCreations]

Seriously. I hate math...

[xbLaZex]

lol I love this guy. I've been following his works for a while but I've never seen this bit

[WKaliber1]

Bill Burr

[Trapinnewyork44]

So fucking true lol