80's porn was great - Tom Segura

[DavittFinol]

I like how everyone comes together to bitch about comedy. Way to find the miserable side of humor.

[dirkbogarde44]

"Titties" - such an adolescent phrase. Their called breasts.

[mikeocker]

@dirkbogarde44 their called funbags

[DariushUFC1985]

I love to slap a girls ass...but I never ever understood why some guys like to slap a womans titts loool

[heebyjeeby123]

I just watched this guy on Conan and it was terrible, so I had to come to youtube and see if I could find something funny from him. Maybe he's funny if he's not censored.

Nope. He's just not funny. At all.

How did this guy become popular? 

[eagledynasty81]

@heebyjeeby123 you have a shit sense of humor.

[IDoNotBlameYou]

The dude is right!!

[YoungAndBalding]

LOL very funny

[SuperTruth77]

My sister’s house is haunted. Apparently porn movies were shot there back in the 1980s, & most of the actors died of AIDS or drug-related illnesses. Now their angry, uneasy spirits roam free.

One day she was on her own (the kids were at school & husband at work) & she was forced into a 45m Bukkake scene with the ghosts. Obviously she had to fake enjoying it in order to appease their spirits. Sadly, this got posted onto YouPorn & now seriously threatens her marriage- but SHE HAD NO CHOICE!

[Nikosvoider]

lol @ "Stop slapping titties!"

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

who searched for some 80's porn after seeing this?

[Luis2899]

80's porn was the best compare to the garbage porn now.

[xavierpaquin]

lol funny shit

[Drudenhaus88]

Just saw him last night with Russell Peters. Absolutely hilarious!

[iadf]

lol

[Gabcio87]

so lame... 1/5 who is it anyway?

[rocknflip66]

seriously 80's porn was awesome!

[Jackthemeat]

I slapped my tities to this video

[JMO7071]

funny shit man

[iL0VEjohnnyramone]

STOP SLAPPING TITTIES THATS WHERE MAMA'S MILK COMES FROM! hahahahahahaha that should b on a billboard

[MutaliskMaster]

stop slapping titties

[iBackHandHoz]

I think from now on youtube should simply remove the comment box cos finding these idiotic, unjustified opinions is simply annoying and ones that simply spam the words "gay" and "fuck" to show that they have no life and so flame videos and show what little vocabulary they have are just making the americans in general seem like total retarded highschool dropouts.

thats my long comment for the day ¬.¬

[linux750]

or they could just filter out lewd comments out so that good criticisms like yours and mine can be seen more often

[Prisoner7777]

HILARIOUS

[thirdeyeencompass]

ok Tom segura officially sucks Gorilla cock. Ive watched some of his videos and he basically tries the whole "I'll shock them with what an asshole I am thing" which doesnt work for him. He is basically a fat Turd who looks like he's trying to be a fat bill hicks. Stop ripping off other comics styles tommy boy! Think for yourself

[iBackHandHoz]

oh shut up.

[XPhenomenalOneX]

who really cares where a comic is from if they can make me laugh they are fine in my book

[Thoraxe55]

lol thats funny

[PureHatered32]

Who gives two shits if a comic is American, British, Irish, Canadian, Somalian, Kenyan, or Jamaican. I'll watch any comic cause I understand alot of different kinds of humor. Everyone here is a narrow-minded fuckoff (Ironically, this comes from someone with the handle "PureHatered"). Personally I liked the joke, not the best joke ever told, but everyone's acting like any joke they hear had better be the best while paying NOTHING to see it. Grow the fuck up, I'm surrounded by 10 yr olds.

[iBackHandHoz]

finally someone with an intellectual understanding of humour.

[rubygloom14]

ok this guy isn't that funny really. Attempts to shock - fails.

As for the culture arguments, I am British, and our comedy is great. For the most part, and I do concede expressions, American comedy is so brash and low-brow, British humour is generally speaking, more intelligent.

However, whether something is funny depends on the performer, not their nationality.

And all sports and sports teams suck.

[utubeisubergay]

funny. i liked it.and most brits are not funny to americans because they cant bridge the cultural gap...... but when they can and do, its really really good. p.s im a diamond back fan and i dont like being called a yank. i know you dont mean it like that but here , unless your in new york city if you walk into a bar in a yanke shirt your half way to a fight. plus i think every american has had a drunk brit refer to them as a yank as an insult more than once

[ripsaw570]

haha a so called comic getting stressed coz people dont find his act funny!

if ya dont like people commenting on it dont put that shit out there!

[tomsegura]

I'm all for everybody having their own opinions. Here's mine: You brits are out of your goddamn minds if you think British comics are better than Americans. I've met countless British comics - they all suck the snotty end of my fuck stick. Wrap that up and give it to your Queen.

[Bananaandapples2008]

Here's an opninion for ya Tommy boy-YOU are out of your goddam mind if you label yourself a 'comedian'. That was garbage. And with performances like that, your opinion on who you find funny and what country they come from carries no weight at all. I wonder if you had the balls to tell these comedians you meet that you don't find them funny?

You probably couldn't even get a backstage pass to see them. You need to be a comedian to get back there huh.

[hantront]

i like horse porn the best :D

[ripsaw570]

must be some yank humour thing.

walk into into any boozer in britain and you'll find at least 4 blokes funnier than this shit

[ShooterJon11]

first of all dont call us yanks im a goddamn red sox fan ... and second of all with a few exceptions british comics suck bro

[CaseySweetFace]

Yank means American to Brits.

[DelbyC]

@ripsaw570

Your comedic taste sucks a bag of dicks dude, too bad your comedy is limited to the little strip of land of where you come from, such a boxed in world-view.

[ripsaw570]

@DelbyC fuck off you bell end this comedy is cheesy as fuck......boxed view of the world ? are you simple or something ? you lot only realised most of the world hated ya 10 years ago coz you couldnt see past your own shores ya dopey little prick, your comics have to state the obvious for you fucking rednecks to understand the joke where as our comics have long since moved on from these corny gags...fucking hillbilly go put ya dungarees n straw hat on n chew some tobacco chad

[ripsaw570]

@DelbyC i tell ya what i do actually like dane cooks stuff to be fair & rich hall

[DelbyC]

@DelbyC

lol, lots of us here think that Dane Cook sucks..big time! As far as American comedians I've gotta recommend you Louis C.K. , Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope ( you might know him, he's one cynical motherfucker ) . I think you guys have awesome comedy as well and there's lots of us that do enjoy British humour, lots of us! And stop it with the fuck america rant, you love our shit, we love you as well :) Btw, if you think a 22 year old from NYC is a redneck you need to travel more dude.

[shahid1296]

Come on you fools?? funny?? that was a heap of shit.. i will tell you funny, Billy Connolly, Russel Peters, Harry Enfield!!

[DylanSeabrook]

that was fuckin jokes

"i've lost all my pants! what am i gonna do with this cock? you can keep it in here for a week"

AHAHAHAHHA

[emaytee]

way to sexually harass your audience member. haha

[Dayvit78]

I agree, but the presentation was rather boring.

[ButterflyDragon9]

Damn that was funny.

[JasminGermany]

stop slapping titties!

[paint1487]

lmao this is hilarious and true!

[Bananaandapples2008]

Get out more dude.

[2Luke]

was funny. he could have made it more funny...

[a1gaius]

21st!

[a1gaius]

Yup, 80's porn > 21th century porn.