Forbiden Fruit - Ch. 2 - edward

[witchapparatus]

Oh my. Aren't teenagers great?

[YouCreate100]

wait....gigglestick?????????



[Raichumi]

This author really has some issues....

[Lennoxed]

I must say, you get extra bonus points for being able to say "massive throbbing gigglestick" without actually giggling, good sir xD

[Serithe]

This is a little too obviously a parody of "My Immortal," but it's still fun.

Haha, man-carrot

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

Sadly I have a friend who spells like this... and she's in her twenties.

[orangeblossom03]

I LOVE the author's mangling of Shakespearean English and hilarious malapropisms:

"I need to speck to thee"

"gassing into my eyes"

"caught hold of my waste"

"schlepped him hard across the face"

"I didn't mean to rut thee"

There's nothing as funny as "viower excretion advised" or "Snap and Loopin were masticating" (from My Immortal), but it still made me laugh.

[TheLadyBloodwing]

The author's shoddy attempts at Middle English remind me a fair bit of how 'Volxemort' speaks in "My Immortal". Also, your side notes are highly entertaining. Well done, as always!

[HunterBelmont01]

Campires: they are horribly fabulous

[elphieofkiamoko]

I just wanted to drop a[nother] quick note... I have a pet peeve. Very few things ruin a story for me more than badly written Middle English. I've been known to nitpick an author to death because they wrote "I love thou" instead of "I love thee".

:| I think listening to this repeatedly has forced me to get over that comparatively small error. Thank you.

[NoirOnigiri]

Gigglestick. That-- that's just--

I CAN'T

[Triforceofcourage112]

You sound like you're doing your Dalek voice with the last part of the title. That made me grin.

[HPgal3]

X X X

[NoReturnsCNPSF]

aroosed. <3

[WhiteWitchNamine]

xD MARRY ME. NOW, I demand it!  You win so much for this, you are my favorite youtuber right now, you have no idea!

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Jesus. If someone's helping you up of the floor, why kick them?

[elphieofkiamoko]

@EarthlyMaidenLita For the same reasons you would "cockdrop" a guy for paying you a compliment-- I mean a "compilement", of course.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@elphieofkiamoko It's a real compliment. I don't get this woman. It's not like they're paying her fake compliments(it's happened to me before. Makes no sense, really.).

God, I'm trying to make sense of this. I'm just going to stop that.

[Dukearooni]

I love how he sang "one more time" at the end

[Mallosuchus]

I think it's the little hints of Tim Curry in your voice that really break me.

[WONKAloid]

The way you say 'hawt'...

It made my day. XD

[ViciousMaiden]

"...carefully retching out a shaking hand..."

OMG C R Y I N G

[thelastmizukage]

"Hammed me against the wall"? Ham indeed.

[Kukapetal]

LMAO! OMG, I can't breathe! The "caught my waste" part almost did me in! XD

[MuffinsAPlenty]

"gassing into my eyes." It took me a while, but I think she meant "gazing!"

Of course, I suppose she also could have meant that he was secreting gas into her eyes.

[PeppermintPolarBear]

Ewdard's man-carrot.

How sexy that sounds.

[Gruntcrazy]

i can't breath XD on the first paragraph...XD OMG keep doing these! =D

[sparklecat03]

Edward talks a bit like the "My Immortal" version of Voldemort. Interesting.

[Dreamer00]

I SCHLEPPED HIM HARD.

[clyneandras]

Lol, man-carrot. Gigglestick. I laughed throughout the whole video. XD

[lamnaa]

He talks that because he's from that past, and that's how Edwardian Americans spoke. Apparently.

Nice work on this one. Laughed my ass off.

[noodnic]

I wonder what the neighbors think.

[SlashFirestorm]

Ehh...what's up, doc?

Edward's man-carrot, apparently.

[twilightlily]

man-carrot wtf... But I like that Edward is a rapist even in fanfiction.

Just FYI, if you feel like neglecting Midnight Sun in favor of this trash I'm all for it. :)

[3nek0]

Buckly fists, hard face-schlepping, waste-catching, hamming against the wall, blunt faces, gigglesticks, drubbing over, book-goading, rugging away...that was an awesome paragraph.

[SFA2Mikiya]

SO GOLD AND MAGICAL~

[BloodzEmoBuddyz]

Oh. My. God. SOOOO FUNNNYYY! XD

[elphieofkiamoko]

So much awkward, lol. XD I still die whenever you read "wtf" and "hawt".

[FleetingVoid]

The way you read certain words... No, the way you read the whole thing... I just can't even right now. It was perfection and yet, it was completely crap. (Clearly, the author of this lovely hunk of... stuff does not know Yiddish or the rest of the English language or any language. Oy vey.)

[COWBOYSANDBEER]

"With his buckly fist", huh?

I guess Edward gets to die in a propane explosion then.

[SubparPanda]

the entire page at 4:31 is just a clusterfuck of a mental image. (Also "I broke freee!" nearly killed me hahaha)

[PeppermintCereal]

When you say the title, you sound like a Dalek XD

[GoldenGal42]

I love you so much right now.

The classy way you said "biatch" was priceless... I could point out all of the bits I thought were gold but so little time, but quickly the way you say "gf" makes me laugh so much.

[grishnak991]

I couldn't stop laughing. This is way funnier than My Immortal :-D

[eiremocroi]

OMG.. gassed in my eye...gigglestick...plunder my crevises...this shizz just gets funnier and funnier!!

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

Y'all haven't read that shit about the panda bear and Jasper *shudders*

[GoldenGal42]

@WorldClassTimeWaster O___O I thought this fanfic couldn't possibly get any better.

[Fishandchipsguvnah]

1:13

Speaking of retching...

[RadicalLightning]

This video is filled So much win..yet so much fail at the same time.

[10191927]

These twilight fan fics are so incredibly bizarre. They want to fuck Edward, then they don't, because he's a rapist/pervert. Yeah, someone needs a dose of bullet to the brain.

[DocRavage]

I so wish this was the template for trollfics everywhere instead of My Immortal. Trollfics would be so much funnier if the narrators were all assholes and the word choice was entirely inflammatory towards the characters and story involved like in this story.

[frostythesasquatch]

This story just gets stranger and stranger. At least she's not describing EVERYTHING like Jenna in "My Inner Life"; this girl is kind of on the opposite side of the spectrum.

[TaraSnickerPants]

OH MY GOD I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS SERIESI've been checking on here every 10 minutes for ages *chuckles* i'm such a loser, but this "Forbiden Fruit " madness is just so endlessly amusing.

[Kolbatsu]

It's not like Bella's gonna do anything she never does anything

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

...The fuck did I just listen to?