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  • cant wait till csa shuts down swift!!!

  • SWIFT.......Swing Wide Itsa Fuckin' Trailer

  • esse video deveria se chamar cagadas da swift

  • MY left ear doesn't like this video

  • S.W.I.F.T

    Swing Wide It's a Fuckin Trailer!

  • Good video, LOL

  • SWIFT backwards = Two F*gs in a White Semi

    

  • I only have big city delivery experience here in the San Fran Bay area. Im getting ready toi start my new job hauling dirt and sand.

  • Uhhhhh WE HIRE NEW DRIVERS SO WE CAN HAVE MORE ACCIDENTS, SO WE CAN HIRE MORE NEW DRIVERS SO WE CAN HAVE MORE ACCIDENTS, AND MORE ACCIDENTS, AND MORE ACCIDENTS........

  • SWIFT

    S.ee W.hat I. F.awkedup T.oday

    The reason its written so big on the side so when the driver looks in his mirror hes reminded..

    S.wing W.ide I.tsa F.awking T.railer

    SWIFT bacwards..

    T.wo F.ags I.na W.hite S.emi

  • 00:21 Thats another Swift truck on the Dragon where it has no business..Swift GET OFF THE DRAGON!

  • swift see what I fuckup today, backwards?? two fags ina white semi.

  • I do believe the truck in the snow happened January 1 2007. I drove past it heading east, held up four hours!!!! :P

  • No surprise this is a SWIFT vehicle. They hire new drivers right out of school. They are a very low pay operation to keep costs down. When you have inexperienced drivers, these are the kinds of things that happen, hopefully no one was hurt...

  • the human at 0:53 is just on his qualcomm hes not dead or nothin

  • S.W.I.F.T.----slow wagons in fast traffic

  • swift gives two weeks training gives you the answers to walk around test. 30 hrs drive time in two weeks most.wisconsin school that is the problem

  • YO TRVAJE EN MEXICO PARA ESTA EMPRESA SI UD.NO SABE LO ESTREXANTE QUE ES ESTAR AKI NO CRITIKE NO ENTIENDO K DICE SU CANCION Y LA VERDAD NO ME INTERESA MEJOR TENGA UNA BUENA ORACION Y PIDA FUERZA PARA K LOS COLEGAS SIGAN ADELANTE SOLO EL K ESTA AI SABE LA CHINGAK ES ESE TRABAJO

    ASI K NO ME SALGA K UD ES MAGNIFICO Y NUNCA A TENIDO UN PROBLEMA

  • roflmao and lovein it cause its sooooooooooooooooooooooooo true lol... SWIFT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

  • That driver is finishing up his Facebook post he was in the process of composing when he laid his truck over. ;)

  • Beats Justin Biebers ass so BAD

  • Good Rap!!!! Too funny!

  • corney as fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccc­ccccck lmao stick to trucking!lmao

  • lol the guy at 0:50 probably writting in his log book "9AM truck flipped over, off-duty not driving"

  • This happens to all trucking companies, not just Swift. Those drivers made bad decisions and were most likely tired when they made them. Unless you've had that job, you don't know anything about it. I'm a former driver (with an excellent safety record by the way). If you don't know what you are talking about, might be better not to say anything.

  • @AllenFarlow All companies do have an occasional bad driver however the area I live in almost every single truck wreck involves a swift truck and a driver making a bad decision. I have even talked to loading dock workers who have had to wait over an hour for a driver to try to back up and get loaded due to not being able to. Swift may have some decent drivers with clean safety records but as many bad ones as they have around here the accidents speak for themselves.

  • @AllenFarlow NO, I don't think that the drivers made bad decisions, The drivers just don't k to pay his or her attention that's why it happens, I'm a truck driver over ten year I knew exactly the problem why Truckers have made many accidents

  • @AllenFarlow i here you bro my dad was a truck driver for 12 years came home every night tired and burnt really bad . then i started to go with him and we both came home tired and burnt . he had one accident for the hole 12 years . and when did they fired him right away.

  • swing wide its fucking truck s.w.i.f.t. lol

  • merda !!!!

  • Wow, nice rap....now RAP your lips around a dick and blow. Hahahaha

  • Inbred hicks. I'll bet you never miss an episode of Lizard Lick Towing, do you?

  • I'd say you better keep your day job, but it might be truck driving.

  • I drove for England for a few months, found it stands for "Every New Graduate Lasts About Ninety Days" then I got my hazmat and delivery Liquid O2 local

  • thats the long haul trucking i remember, swift trucks destroying every thing. i remember the adds Get your CDL in 2 weeks. glad I'm an off HY trucker, that city stuff to stressful for me

  • Can anyone tell me what a good company to work for is??

  • This video needs a longer intro.

  • Cool Rap, Sure Wish I Finished Movie Training

  • Thanks you!!! This song goes out to those dumb asses from Prime, Stevenson Transport, Knight and England. Get the fuck out of the way!!

  • swift causes alollot of accsedent due to dumb people who cant drive

  • That was pretty good.

  • straight to voicemail says youre shit out of luck, Effin genius....

  • SWIFT

    Stupid

    Worthless

    Ignorant

    Friggin

    Trucker

    Great rap!

  • Swift drivers are J,B,Cunt rejects lmao...

  • Don't blame the drivers blame paul copp there instructor from phoenix arizona who teaches them range instruction or supposed to anyway

  • while looking over some of the comments i noticed one that said driving these trucks aint easy thats right but if you cant handle it you dont need to try to drive i drove 14 yrs and a million and a half accident free high blood pressure took me off the road but if you look at the name on the side of the trucks it explains it all swift Swing Wide Its A Fucking Tree ( dumb ass)

  • Swift actually has lobbyists in Congress,who are trying to get tort reform to reduce

    trucking company settlements.Mabye if they train thier drivers better,they won't

    have to worry about the size of the settlements they pay...DUH!!!

  • S.W.I.F.T.

    Sure Wished I Finished Training LOL

  • Ugh. I drove for Swift when I first started driving truck. The absolute worst company I've ever worked for. Nothing but a bunch of lying scumbags.

  • holy cow just WOW!!!!

  • I like it. It reminds me of dating my Sister back in the Trailer Park days

  • brilliant, this is going on my favs list.

  • there is a human body in the truck at 0.53 -.... i dont think that pic should be on here !

  • @kellah6969 not a body the truck on its side has the driver sitting in it with a comp on his lap reporting to his boss

  • @pisseveryoneoffcom

    Sure it was, let her/he have this one xD

  • @pisseveryoneoffcom Haha u go man!!! Haha, sing that shit over CB, the rest of em will get a fun kick out of that ey? Haha! :)

  • @kellah6969 wow your retarded if you thought that guy was dead... truly retarded

  • Q: How do you get a Swift truck with a year's experience behind the wheel?

    A: Fifty-two drivers.

  • swift= to fags in white semi

  • funny song sad i use to work for swift driving there trucks lol there slow as hell

  • I like that, it'd sound cool to add some drums behind it

  • damit make the clip longer put in all the pictures like 10 times

  • Haha

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  • See

    What

    I

    Fucked

    Up

    Today!

  • swift truck drivers are not so swift btw that was good

  • LOL....love it! Swift is, second to Werner that is, the biggest joke of a trucking company out there.

  • SWIFT- Sure Wish I Finished Training >.>

  • You need new pictures.

  • cant expect much more.from swifties...but i hate seeing any tru k rolled over....

  • HAHAHAHAha!!!! OMG U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D

  • @bg27651 thank ya ;)

  • at :14 the driver is on a quallcom? would have loved to read that message. Fucking hysterical!!!!

  • very good brother id like to hear more if u got some

  • swift drivers suck damn jb hunt drivers might be slow but look at y`all azzez

  • Like you mofos from other companies don't have accidents... Or back up a truck out of your moms psy!!

  • breaker breaker come on hahahahaha

  • Thank Deregulation for all these accidents, 53 foot trailers should have never been legalized to drive in inner cities and never be taken off the interstate before trans-loading. thank you dumb ass republican rep for such stupidity.More freight on less trailers and cut the drivers wages.......

  • @wharrison007 truck drivers have families too you know............ stuck up fuck

  • hahahha...good song

  • I think I have seen those swift trks somewhere.

  • @pisseveryoneoffcom S.W.I.F.T- See What I Fucked Up Today, Sure Wish'd Id Finished Training, See Werner Ima Faggot Too, Stop Whining Im Fuck'n Trying..

  • Niceeee Tucker County WV, had a few issues with Swift myself while driving in that area.

  • @pisseveryoneoffcom here's my rap,,,i am a big white honky with a dick like a donkey ,looking fir that big ghetto booty,when she bends over her ass need to be grease up like my fifth wheel......breaker breaker 10 w 4

  • my left ear enjoyed this

  • thats funny

  • Sure

    Wish

    I

    Finished

    Trainign

  • lol nice driver

  • Lol Ahh man dat was nice! Best damn Swift joke I've seen. Two thumbs up redneck rapper. "I been idling in this intersection too damn long!" Hilarious.

  • @truckdryvuh87 Thanks glad you liked it.

  • Dude u suck

  • I've met a handful of really good Swift drivers, the rest seem like they're straight some wackass driving school!

    Same goes for CR England and every other outfit with an in house school.

  • God he can't sing or RAP for that matter. tempo and beat were all over the place... not to mention jb hunt and werner have more accidents over all...

  • @Iamnotsecondclass lol hence the line "i can;t pay the bills the way i sing" ;) comedy doesn't have to sound good just has to be funny :P

  • LOL 0:49 the driver is on his Qual-com sending a message to his DM.... Dear DM I really just fucked up please dont fire me I think my volvo got tired and decided ro lay down.. I guess I'm really down and out catch you on the flip side

  • LOL you are soooooo right! awesome rap!

  • hahahaha......thats so true, every fucking word

  • That's funny as hell.

  • Its not easy driving these trucks. A lot of the roads out there are just not designed to accommodate 40ft trailers. And many streets do not allow vehicles over a certain weight. That plus the D.O.T breathing down your neck all the time, scales, tickets for this and that.

  • @nosajj12345 bullshit, the roads can handle 53 ft' trailers just fine. Some truckers might be traveling on roads they were not suppose to be on in the first place. It is very easy to control a tractor trailer if you know what you are doing and those scales you mainly either pass through or if you are lucky you have a pre pass transponder to where you might not have to pull in. It is all routine and experience after awhile.

  • @nosajj12345 Your are right buddy.....

  • @nosajj12345 40 foot trailers are your biggest concern? beglad dude, i know guys that have taken 50' cow trailers to farm johns dwn there in l.a, california......there are some pictures all over the internet of trucks like project 350, its a 379 with a 350" wheel base and he pulls a 48' spead axle, talk to him about roads not accommodating to long semis

  • @nosajj12345 Or you could use a proper fucking truck and stop using those retarded american Torpedo trucks..

  • @nosajj12345 If youre having trouble with a 40 foot trailer, i pray you never get the regular 53 footers....

  • @nosajj12345 hahahahah u have no idea

  • When I heard that it was a redneck rapper, I thought this video would suck, because all rap music sucks. But it was actually pretty funny!

  • Swift recruiter BIGCATTRUCKER wouldnt approve...

  • Two Fucks In White TruckS

  • Swift drivers sucks

  • cuz im a sheep fucking white trash fuck,and i like to rap about all my swift

    fuck ups..

  • @5150ramjet lmao apparently i struck a nerve with someone i don't really drive swift, maybe i am white trash, and the sheep asked for it lmao

  • @pisseveryoneoffcom i just love the song so much i didnt want to let it die

  • @5150ramjet lmao ty I enjoy putting them up plus a little controversy always brings new views

  • I think I saw my truck-not. Six years with Swift, I am surprised I don't a picture in their Hall of Shame.

  • lol

  • lol that was a good one. you are going to have to come up some more about them

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