2, The Ranting Gryphon - "Live In Germany" Preview

[ToranoNenjet]

The only thing half as hilarious as this segment is the audio transcription.

[gaptoofgranny]

haha now all I can think of is splattered nuns on buses

[yogozarfy]

Furries, the people hating on us are just a bunch of scumbag trolls. Ignorance is one thing, but it's clear these people just want to get a reaction out of us. Don't give them what they want!

For those of you who are genuniely ignorant, furries are just people who are fans of anthropormprohic (i.e. cartoon, humanlike; think "Bugs bunny" or "Starfox") animals, and artwork and stories that relate to them. Yes, there is an adult side to the fandom, but that goes for every fandom.

[blickluke]

I feel nothing to peoples choices of fetishes and sexuality's, because thats there personal choice and no one should be able to use that against them for something completely different because they have no argument

[ChainsawTam]

You know, I don't care for furries because the ones I've come across tend to be whiny idiots, but this guy is a total opposite to them. Hell, it doesn't even matter that he's a furry or gay or whatever. He's FUNNY.

[thatblargguy]

@Hockster00 you know your not like this last guy I responded to, he just didn't like the comedy and that was fine all he had to do was not watch it. You on the other hand are in a totally different league of stupid my friend. Think about this

A: yiff in hell is considered a good thing because that basically means we still get laid

B:  the whole idea that the furry fandom is a fucked up place is exaggerated but not untrue. There are some crazy furs running around who I would even shoot in the

[thatblargguy]

@will1017A ok that's your opinion and your entitled to have it, you don't need to fuck off because you don't like this. But I have a question. What in the name of black Jesus are you doing here? if this guy is grating on your nerves like he's high school musical 4 or something than why the fuck are you taking time to watch his videos and be pissed at him? In fact I think he does a rant on you fuck heads under the name "portal of evil rant" I recommend to you

[connormalone]

Dude if he doesn't become bigger than the Hoff over there, there is something wrong.

[KiwiBird145]

I read the Nerf ad as "Battle of the aids" What the hell.

[XxluvsxvampsxX]

epicness, so true. Great job 2

[0toHero]

I can name every single lightsaber fighting style. Now THAT'S true nerdom. lol

[LeslieRichardGrove]

@0toHero Haha, nice.

[RottenEggCreations]

genius

[Dekahan]

And yet, he's cooler, more popular, and richer than you

Your wit is astounding, die in a fire

[kettenfaust]

Richer? He's on foodstamps lol....

[GlowingGenetLoki]

Will1017A:

Could you be any more ignorant?

There is nothing wrong with being a furry.

There is nothing wrong with being gay.

Get over yourself.

[KiwiBird145]

@Will1017A

Its funny how you didn't even type the word fuck.

[AstraVex]

@Will1017A

Well you're an intolerant Douchebag so you can FUCK off my planet!

[MaxXimumPain]

@Will1017A

Really?

I'm not gay, and I think he is is fucking hilarious.

I'm not a furry, and I think he is is fucking hilarious

I'm not a dumbass, and I think, guess what? YOU AREN'T FUNNY!

Just because someone has different ideas then you dosen't make them wrong or inferior. I personally don't give 4 fucks about who he fucks, or you fuck or anyonne ELSE on youtube fucks. But when you act like this guy is an ass because of what he thinks, you need to FUCK OFF!

Also, say fuck, pussy.

-MP

[youguysaresoretarded]

seriously, who WOULD fo out and use jedi powers 4 good?

[Chrinik]

I´d actually go to a furry con just to see this guy...but his website is not up too date...

[PantherCaruso]

Oh you haven't seen Twilight fandom. :3

[L4DYAC3]

Lol... Scene kids and preppy vampire wannabes. :x How entertaining. AGAIN I SAY TO YOU! VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! D:<

[chaosmyr]

Hilarious

[MaxXimumPain]

@Hockster00

Really?

I'm not gay, and I think he is is fucking hilarious.

I'm not a furry, and I think he is is fucking hilarious

I'm not a dumbass, and I think, guess what? YOU AREN'T FUNNY!

Just because someone has different ideras then you dosent make them wrong or inferior. I personally don't give 4 fucks about who he fucks, or you fuck or anyonne ELSE on youtube fucks. But when you act like this guy is an ass because of what he thinks, you need to FUCK OFF!

-MP

I did repost, FUCK YOU

[TheMikedomann]

@Hockster00 Lol. Nice.

[Spinnerjo]

You are my most very favorite. I do believe I have fallen in love!!

[againstvideogames]

ummm Weird

[ConverseKitsune]

Another great vid =).

[worksa7]

Narse did great work for the cover too...love his artwork...

[TEFLONTHADON]

Narse is freaken amazing. =^.^=

[anthrosaurian]

Oh my yes.. I keep coming across more and more of his work. Everyone! Spread the love of Narse :3

[ArkanoidZero]

What does Narse have anything to do with 2?

[anthrosaurian]

that was a reply to worksa7's comment about a CD cover done by Narse.

[Firefret30003]

Anyone who believes in the jedi needs to have their anus full of cement!

[Chibiicap]

ya know a petition was signed a while ago making jedi or whatever they call it an official religion. so tax dollars can now pay for a "jedi temple" so many people signed it that it got legalized.

[Wulfenbach]

Are you serious o.O

[tubecritic999]

I heard about one UK census where the form said "putting jedi as a religion will not make it one.", and so many people misread it, that over 5,000 people put it as a religion. lol.

[sepaco003]

'No, the force is not with you DENIS!'

Hehe, epic win.

*Highfives for 2*

[StormKitten21]

I was actually in the front row for this show, I was laughing so hard it hurt!

[CrimsonTyger15]

how was germany

[0rcryst]

No, the force is not with you DENNIS!

[BlistElk]

Humor that appeals to a very specific audience:

PEOPLE!

hahaahha I kill myself.

*sigh* I hate my life.

[MickeyLove01]

I could write some jokes for you that would actually make people laugh.

[ZombieGuy1]

Apparantly you weren't hearing the audience in the video, dumbass!

[MickeyLove01]

They were hardly splitting their sides you goat fucker.

[ZombieGuy1]

You're saying I'm a goat fucker while you have the username "MickeyLove"? Seriously.

[MickeyLove01]

No I'm not calling you a goat fucker, I'm stating the fact that's what you do for pleasure. I can't help my name you idiot.

[ZombieGuy1]

HAH! You can't help your name? That's the stupidest thing I've heard! As soon as you want to register you CHOOSE your username. Anyway, don't bother replying, I'm not going to continue this pointless argument.

[Bluebottle2004]

wow your father must have an obsession with the nanny goat and crack in order to give you the name "MickeyLove". Seriously, if your name is mickey, then calling yourself MickeyLove is vain and less than intelligent. And how would you know he fucked goats unless you were on the same farm doing the same thing my friend.

[TheMikedomann]

@Bluebottle2004 How does knowing that your dad fucks goats make you a goat fucker? I just dont see the correlation here! I just wanted to point that out.

[HeadmasterFox]

Goat fucker? Seriously? That's all you can come up with? Epic fail for you.

[HeadmasterFox]

Hmm... didn't reply to the comment I was replying too. Oh well, people will figure that out.

[MickeyLove01]

So which remark were you replying to? We are still none the clearer.

[HalfBredNinja]

2, you are a god. I about died laughing.

[32Draken23]

PS- saw the album cover when it came out on FA its great, better than any other cover for a DVD set

[32Draken23]

DUDE YES! LOL I want to get your DVD...I've just downloaded your iTunes Subscribtion. I would love to rant but they wouldnt come to be easy. I'm also the same Draken that sent you an email and from FA (Draken_The_Dragon). Love ya man!

[Oedi2674]

This guy is great and here I just heard about him from a freind lol. Man, he should do a rant about the gamers (ex; Wow, etc) that take games way too seriously. Annoys me when people B.M.W. about losing exp like its a matter of life and death, lol.

[TheSonicGod]

Predictable humour? Some might think so.

Last I checked, I was laughing myself out of oxygen when I heard this guy in front of the mike.

[crowwinters]

I think it's great that 2 doesn't give a shit what people think about his affiliation with the furry community.

I just wish he were funny. Sadly, his humor is just pretty predictable.

[iSshkin]

Ye my mate introduce me to 2s website i love his rants, got every single one and I listen to them when playing counter strike ha. Think you could do a rant about Australia LOL.

[DraconumPB]

2 is a lot funnier recorded live. I'm not a fan of the prerecorded rapid-fire jokes, really. Not having watched 2 live, I always assumed he wasn't all that funny, but I think it was the format to be honest. I can't imagine watching or listening to most stand-up comedy if it wasn't actually, er, stand-up :) This was definately good.

[NecrisBrock]

Damn nuns...

[ShadowInuyasha77]

You're awesome 2! |DD

[TheSonicGod]

2,

Next year... keep the tip jar out!

- The Sonic God

[Illiathu0287]

OK, I didnt wanna have to have a go in the comment section but after reading some of these stupid comments I feel I need to. Why do some of you morons start slagging off the fur community in response to a perfectly good comedy video? Please calm down, watch it, enjoy it (or not, choice is yours) and rate and/or comment constructively.

Great Video, 2!

[bce5150]

I don't care what gives him a boner, he's funny as hell!

[lokiskywalker]

Lance Armstrong ALMOST died of testicular cancer...does that count?

[600will2]

omg thx for reminding me i compleetly forgot lol

[strangemodul3]

-_- It's a troll people. Don't feed it.

Anyways, like I've said before, great act 2. Hoping to get the DVD soon.

[KyBlackCat]

I can't believe how small minded some of you idiots are. Get over the fact that he's a Fur. That has nothing to do with his video aside form the fact that he happens to be at a Fur Convention. Focus on the comedy itself, judge the man by his actions and his talent and stop letting petty-minded insults and bigotry get in the way.

[Cloud3514]

I'm not a furry, but I'd go to a furry convention just to see this guy live. He's definitely my favorite comedian.

[Versudan]

Oh no, far to the contrary. We'll move closer to you. And one day, when you least expect it... We'll have... Buttsex with you ;)

[PatchworkGirlofOZ]

Versudan! Dude! Stop blowing our cover!

[Versudan]

OH sorry, my bad ^^;

[magmos]

How you figure? Really, just tell me. How do you figure? I'm interested in knowing.

[anubus316]

how do i figure, star wars was a movie and people based a belief system off that, off of a work of fiction. The fact we're making up our own culture puts us above them

[magmos]

...So the fact you made a culture of a fictional list of events puts you above the Fur fandom. Dude, let me say this, Jock, Nerd, or fur, an obsessive loser is still a loser. Your no more above the fur fandom than a spider is a scorpion.

[CronyneWARE]

Anthro furries are fiction too moron.

[anubus316]

hey you want to know why were better then those jedi nerds. Its because what we believe in wasnt created as a act of ficton. The jedi were created for a movie, furries developed over some common ground.

[vanuhitman]

seriously, is their some way we can petition HBO to give him his own special? or comedy central?

[KamuntKurush]

*nods in agreement* I think your lolicon is calling you, /b/tard. Call it loli if you please, whatever helps you sleep at night, closet-pedo.

[DaWrecka]

Go back to 4chan, anonymous.

[KeyboardFox]

Great show 2.

[Xx9Franzi9xX]

HA! in Nürnberg,almost my hometown ^^

[Nevask]

whoo! 2 is the awsomeness. ^w^

[o0ShadowFox0o]

Score. That's all I have to say. XD

[sabboth42]

Love it! Love it so much. It's even better because you know its true. I would be out hunting morons with the force XD.

[porcelaintree]

My little sister wandered into the room just as I was playing your video, and she said you sounded like Buzz Lightyear. Take that as you will.

Anyway, I will continue yearning for the day when I am no longer broke and can purchase your wonderful DVDs.

[KamuiUchiha86]

Amen to that...

[liskat]

I'm lovin' it!

[ultrakana]

Your show on EF was hilarous! I´m gettin it as fast as possible ;)

Im excited to see you this year again.

[Bazil]

2 is brilliant, I've loved his work since the first time I heard him.

[chrisisbean]

Love the video! Cool transition effects for this preview; what program do you use?

[DifferentGamer]

This is great!

[strangemodul3]

Glad to see you still got it in you. Hopefully I can buy the DVD, this is awesome.

[chibicelchan]

What I love about your rants is that, as an internet enthusiast (in other words, a gay blogger), and a big ole geek who dislikes Star Wars, I can relate to everything you say. :D

[K21nova]

Entertaining. I prefer Denis Leary though. I can't help but think of Denis Leary when I watch these rants. It's a bit like when I watch Carlos Mencia, and I think of several other comedians. Not that I'm suggesting 2's rants aren't original. I don't know. I just like Leary a bit more and 2 reminds me of him.

[cgdivamoxy]

Sometimes a comedian can have similar styles with other comedians. I can only guess it's either coincidence, or because they like the comedian who they sound like and unknowingly adopt their style of ranting. Sometimes I hear 2 sounding like George Carlin.

[BlueSkyFlacon]

Please do NOT ever put George Carlin in the same book with this moron.

[DJVinneh]

Haha, Deutschland ist gud. Hehe. I hope you didn't make a common German mistake, which is 'Ich bin heiss'. xD

[Pharanx07]

oh man, I loved your show at anthrocon this year.

I really think comedy central should let you have your own stand up special or something :P

[nightgazer66667]

hey this is fykin AWSOME 2 im going to meet you at antrocon next year i will kiss the livin fuck outa you MUWHAHA yeh i agree with pharanx07 when he says OWN SHOW that would be great

love you and evey thing you do Shari the dragon

[KamuntKurush]

Now, now....as amazing as a Comedy Central special would be, 2 can't risk the commerical soul-consumption. After all, we like our souls, don't we? = ^.^m= <--Generic Kitty Emotion ©ME.

[distorteddreams]

hahaha awesome! my friend keeps bragging about how he's seen you so i have to kill him now

[Collaboratory]

hahahaha! i want to see you live.

[SmokeRulz]

Oh yes! Awesome. :D

[tweakeddev]

Dude... Awesome. Finally a new video.

[NeoCulexor]

You are my inspiration!

[1938superman]

HAHAHA