@amsterdope This isn't from the beginning, but it's the joke part.
"You know Drew (Something) right? He's in jail at Fort McCreary; Cop pulls 'im over, he's speedin'."
"Sir, License and Registraition please?"
"He says yes sir, no problem sir and hands it right out and (buddy's) writin down the stuff ya know, givin' him a ticket and a flys botherin the cops head, he says"
"Sir! I think you've got a circle fly there!" He's like,
@amsterdope Newfoundland" he says "There's a fly that always buzzes round the horses ass and it's a circle fly!" "So are you sayin' my face looks like a horses ass?!" He said "Nooo sir! But you can't fool those circle flys!"
ahahah i love being a newfoundlander, we're hilarious and awesome and make jokes about ourself. but i be's rite happi ta say dat i dun talk like dat buddy dere eh b'y
ahahah i love being a newfoundlander, we're hilarious and awesome and make jokes about ourself. but i be's rite happi ta say dat i dun talk like dat buddy dere eh b'y
Ok here's what he says if you can't understand (from 0:24)...
Sir I think you got a circle fly there, and he's like "sir, whats a circle fly?" and he said "back home in Newfoundland, there's a fly that always buzzes around a horses ass, and its a circle fly" and he said "Are you sayin my face looks like a horses ass?" he said "noooo sir but ya can't fool the ol' circle fly"
I grew up in newfoundland, from when I was born until I was 12. I was not used to rude, ignorant people so when I moved to ontario it was a big shock for me... I was teased and forced myself to lose the accent so I wouldn't be teased so much. Not only that though, people will find your weakness and use it against you... EVERYONE is out to hurt each other and self gain from hatred. Why anyone would insult such caring, loving people is beyond me. I wish I could move back, but there's no jobs...
Hahah that was funny. I could understand it just fine.
JuniorStixx and The NewfiesSuck.. Honestly, there was no need for either of your comments. You just made yourselves sound ignorent and uneducated. I don't know where all of the negativity is coming from but I'd encourage you to come to Newfoundland and experience our people and culture before making another stupid comment.
Not sure which part of NS you are from, but that is a common practice at my house. Cept speakin the newfanese, lov. But that comes after a few stiff drinks.
yeah if a crowd of mainlanders were moving to the island and making us look like shit, by showing up for work everyday, being better employees, getting all the foremans jobs, basically not being candyass crybabies..lol..us newfoundlanders would try to look down on them as well.,,thats how it is...we are not afraid of a days work and they are intimidated when they see us walking on a job site. ..the first one to open his mouth with a newfie joke is not usually around long.
@stevepiercey This is what I say when a mainlander tells a newfie joke "Whats Black and blue and floats in the Harbor?" he ask "I dont no. what?" I say "A mainlander telling newfie jokes... Get it?"
now now, did a newfoundlander outwork you on a job site..we have an accent and a culture.its great, but i guess you talk, really clear, loud and slow, to try and make yourself sound important, and make it sound like you know what your talking about..eh..do you also hang a set of balls from the back of your pick up like the good old boys out here in alberta..thats a fuckin joke....and speaking sincerely from the rock, you can politely fuck off eh
@TheNewfiesSuck wow, you really have some hatred isses there..but you know something im really starting to feel a little animosity towards albertans after living here, but i hope it never goes as far as you have gone with it...i went to a new years party this year with all albertans, it was about as exciting as watching paint dry, no personality whatsoever, they just love the sound of their own voices.
good day im trying to make a cd for me ol' man you see he was to newfie land last year but I need some tips on straight up newfie songs can yas help me?
that's baymen, real tick. usually the closer to town you move the more audible the accent becomes. i gets a kick outta fellow newfs that are embarresed by this. fuck off feelin like you need to hop into the blender with the mainlanders. ya fuckheads. newfs arent stupid, you're just stupid
@jordahm i dont know there bud, its amazing how many albertans think because they have winter tires and 4 wheel drive that they can still drive slippery roads going 110..or how many off them actually get a laugh out of those lame chuck norris jokes..just because dinosaurs died here millions of years ago leaving oil dosent mean albertans have developed into a super intelligent species..
@wizwow77 ok. newfies have good and bad drivers, chuck norriss jokes are in fact halarious, and there is oil in alberta and also offshore nfld. which invariably must have derived from deceased life. also im pretty sure people are well aware albertains are a sub-human species of shit eating, cousing humping, quasi retards
@cottonshrinks Seriously? The closer to town the more audible? I've met people from town, the goulds, and mount pearl and i can hardly understand a god damn thing that comes out of their mouth. Most people i meet think I'm not even from Newfoundland because I have have a "Newfoundland accent" And i'm from around the bay. So PLEAE don't go giving me that bullshit.
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fuck all of you fucking bitches im from newfoundland you suck ass if you thimk we are so stupid then how do you thimk i got honours every single fucking year in high school how about you go fuck yourself bitch newfie jokes are not funny but your fat ugly face is bitch
im not a main lands im a sea boy and im work evry day of the week by im not from st john im from dildo(sea side) as thay call it and by that was fucking funny as hell
Newfie speak? What the heck is Newfie speak? I am from NFLD but I still had trouble understanding what that guy said. It's a good thing it's an oldie that I've heard before, or I'd have absolutely no idea what he said. Honestly, I didn't know that Newfoundlanders even talked like that anymore. having said that, I still like the joke. It just had no business being being posted on YouTube.
I am from Mt.Pearl.. Lives out in Alberta (surprise, surprise).. B'ys are always on me about the accent. I don't think I lost much of it, fellas are always pointin it out when I talks so it must be there..
fort mcmurry alberta is ALL NEWFS!!! hahaha.......if every newfie that lived there went home one day it would be a desert town...............but theres alot of work there....................I have a kid with a newfie from cornerbrook....my gawd!! At least im single now hahahah
hey! down below is my best english translation of this joke.. im from newfoundland and even i find it hard to pick out some of his words but i did my best! hope all you mainlanders can finally laugh at this good joke (its the next two postings since there wasn't room in one posting)
A guy named Jimmy Flynn from Fort Mcmurray gets pulled over by the cops.. The cop comes up and says "Can I have your license and registration please sir?"
Jimmy: "yes, no problem.. Here you go sir"
as the cop is writing up the ticket a fly starts buzzing around his head.
Jimmy "I think you have a circle fly buzzing around your head"
I was laughing too, but just at his body language and accent. Can someone translate it so someone from Saskatchewan can understand it, please? I didn't get a word of it.
Translation:--- A newfie was driving out in Alberta, and he was pulled over by the cops, the officer came up and started writing out a ticket and there was a fly flying around his head. The newfie
Newfie: "Oh I see you have a circle fly there", Officer: "Whats a circle fly?",
Newfie:"Well back home those little flies fly around a horse's arse so we call them circle flies". Officer:"Are you saying I look like a horse's arse?!" The newfie replies: "No, but you can't fool them circle flies"
some shocken good me,yallrite,landlocked in edmonton ere,lubs da rock bye can't nock et outta us see keep em commin we'll rant and we'll roar like true newfoundlanders what do ya call an eskimo peepin tom---a "com toka lok" (come took a look)
Can somebody translate this into English?
amsterdope 7 months ago
@amsterdope This isn't from the beginning, but it's the joke part.
"You know Drew (Something) right? He's in jail at Fort McCreary; Cop pulls 'im over, he's speedin'."
"Sir, License and Registraition please?"
"He says yes sir, no problem sir and hands it right out and (buddy's) writin down the stuff ya know, givin' him a ticket and a flys botherin the cops head, he says"
"Sir! I think you've got a circle fly there!" He's like,
"Wai- a sec...what's a circle fly?!"
"Well, back home in
Keleysmoon15 7 months ago
@amsterdope Newfoundland" he says "There's a fly that always buzzes round the horses ass and it's a circle fly!" "So are you sayin' my face looks like a horses ass?!" He said "Nooo sir! But you can't fool those circle flys!"
Helped as much as I could, lol.
Keleysmoon15 7 months ago
lol ..funny
ThePatsy1966 9 months ago
Im a Newfie so I know for a fact that if another Newfie walks around with a cowboy hat on he'd never hear the end of it.
Jillsnoimagenation 1 year ago
Last year two newfies died frozen at a drive-in theater, relatives say they went to see the movie "closed for winter".
DickMcPenis 1 year ago 2
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ahahah i love being a newfoundlander, we're hilarious and awesome and make jokes about ourself. but i be's rite happi ta say dat i dun talk like dat buddy dere eh b'y
SpardyTube 1 year ago
ahahah i love being a newfoundlander, we're hilarious and awesome and make jokes about ourself. but i be's rite happi ta say dat i dun talk like dat buddy dere eh b'y
SpardyTube 1 year ago
Us Newfies do know how to party. I was born in Labrador (so technically I'm a Labby) and I go up to visit my grandfather in Makkovik quite often.
Litterboxer529 1 year ago
Who's Dan?
Garge56 1 year ago
My brother, telling the joke to a group of Nova Soctian's... he;s loaded
pootangpie888 2 years ago
That joke was old when I heard in in 1973 about a horsefly...
alan4sure 2 years ago
Haha, Fort McNewfoundland, great place to call my hometown
TheMetalMan9000 2 years ago
Ok here's what he says if you can't understand (from 0:24)...
Sir I think you got a circle fly there, and he's like "sir, whats a circle fly?" and he said "back home in Newfoundland, there's a fly that always buzzes around a horses ass, and its a circle fly" and he said "Are you sayin my face looks like a horses ass?" he said "noooo sir but ya can't fool the ol' circle fly"
stevepiercey 2 years ago
I grew up in newfoundland, from when I was born until I was 12. I was not used to rude, ignorant people so when I moved to ontario it was a big shock for me... I was teased and forced myself to lose the accent so I wouldn't be teased so much. Not only that though, people will find your weakness and use it against you... EVERYONE is out to hurt each other and self gain from hatred. Why anyone would insult such caring, loving people is beyond me. I wish I could move back, but there's no jobs...
burton1221 2 years ago
Real Talk!!
Bucktheworld615 2 years ago
Your mom likes sucking the circle.
jasald2 2 years ago
Fuck off
jasald2 2 years ago
lol I love newfoundland lol the people there are sooo nice hard to understand but meh
nicocull 2 years ago
Hahah that was funny. I could understand it just fine.
JuniorStixx and The NewfiesSuck.. Honestly, there was no need for either of your comments. You just made yourselves sound ignorent and uneducated. I don't know where all of the negativity is coming from but I'd encourage you to come to Newfoundland and experience our people and culture before making another stupid comment.
mharnum 2 years ago
Your right they should go to newfoundland and experience our people thou two clearly dont understand much,, well befor i get on a rant.. god bless
lumbsack 2 years ago
That was sick, wicked accent me son.
jonah2695 2 years ago
omg i dunno what he said but it was still funny
how do ya get a one armed newfie outta a tree
wave to him
how do you get a 2 armed newfie outta a tree
bring a friend
love newfoundland ppl
id like to go there sometime
and im glad there canadian
chrissept21 2 years ago 3
that's cool man, alot of mainlanders always rip on newfies. We're good people haha
stevepiercey 2 years ago
oh im from nova scotia,
you no what i like about newfoundland, is this video here
sitt around the table with a few cold ones and a guitar and have a kitchen party
we dont do that here in NS
chrissept21 2 years ago 6
lol we do in the valley
cpynch 2 years ago
im from cole harbour and the boys never want to here lol
ya i have family in bridgetown and we sorta do stuff like that there
chrissept21 2 years ago
when i lived out west me and my buddies took the kitchen parties with us to calgary....
cpynch 2 years ago
@chrissept21 what are you talking about? i live in nova scotia and we do that all the time
wheely28 1 year ago
@wheely28 not like in newfoundland ever go mummering in nova scotia ....................didnt think so
chrissept21 1 year ago
@chrissept21 yea that didnt work out well
Spartacusof1996 1 year ago
@wheely28 Nova Scotians are Newfoundlanders who ran out of gas on the way to Toronto.
TampaRed 1 year ago 8
We do it where i come from in Scotia, no udder way my son.
40DeVille 1 year ago
@chrissept21
Not sure which part of NS you are from, but that is a common practice at my house. Cept speakin the newfanese, lov. But that comes after a few stiff drinks.
levey 1 year ago
@chrissept21 do it ever night yea fuck.
joshawatt 1 year ago
@chrissept21 do it every night yea fuck.
joshawatt 1 year ago
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@chrissept21 i do it every night yea fucl
joshawatt 1 year ago
yeah if a crowd of mainlanders were moving to the island and making us look like shit, by showing up for work everyday, being better employees, getting all the foremans jobs, basically not being candyass crybabies..lol..us newfoundlanders would try to look down on them as well.,,thats how it is...we are not afraid of a days work and they are intimidated when they see us walking on a job site. ..the first one to open his mouth with a newfie joke is not usually around long.
wizwow77 2 years ago
@stevepiercey This is what I say when a mainlander tells a newfie joke "Whats Black and blue and floats in the Harbor?" he ask "I dont no. what?" I say "A mainlander telling newfie jokes... Get it?"
SmokeDrawsEverydayBy 1 year ago 2
i dont get it LMAO
weezurblue 2 years ago
All that babbling and cackling, can't make out a frickin' word the 'tard says... Newfies are a joke...
TheNewfiesSuck 2 years ago
Grow the fuck up! You're nothing but an ignorant cunt!
Chelseexxx 2 years ago 2
newfies r great people one of the nicest person to meet in canada are newfies
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
go fuck yourself you ignorant prick. whats wrong your mom stop giving you hand jobs faggot
Aidanfeb4 2 years ago
your a fricken loser buddy
lumbsack 2 years ago
You know what sucks, and your parents would admit this: that they never used a condom on the night you were conceived,
wwetnasux 2 years ago
now now, did a newfoundlander outwork you on a job site..we have an accent and a culture.its great, but i guess you talk, really clear, loud and slow, to try and make yourself sound important, and make it sound like you know what your talking about..eh..do you also hang a set of balls from the back of your pick up like the good old boys out here in alberta..thats a fuckin joke....and speaking sincerely from the rock, you can politely fuck off eh
wizwow77 2 years ago 2
@wizwow77 wooot another newfie :D im a newfie too
tazer489 1 year ago
@TheNewfiesSuck wow, you really have some hatred isses there..but you know something im really starting to feel a little animosity towards albertans after living here, but i hope it never goes as far as you have gone with it...i went to a new years party this year with all albertans, it was about as exciting as watching paint dry, no personality whatsoever, they just love the sound of their own voices.
wizwow77 1 year ago
i cant even fuckin here em his noofie acent is fuckeed
JuniorStixx 2 years ago
learn to spell fuck head! What the fuck is a "noofie"?! Go back to school and learn some respect while you are there!
Chelseexxx 2 years ago
ITS NEWFIE NOT NOOFIE fucking douchbag
crazyperson3245 2 years ago
its spelled newfie and fucked.. did you drop out of school or are you just addicted to crack
lumbsack 2 years ago
my guess is both
wwetnasux 2 years ago
good day im trying to make a cd for me ol' man you see he was to newfie land last year but I need some tips on straight up newfie songs can yas help me?
ralphyyboy14 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaa i just fucking died dudeee, i love being a fuckin newfieeeeee!
wonderwoman51892 3 years ago
tehehe... I understood it fine, even though the accent is funny! Love it.
chemicallyromantic1 3 years ago
that's baymen, real tick. usually the closer to town you move the more audible the accent becomes. i gets a kick outta fellow newfs that are embarresed by this. fuck off feelin like you need to hop into the blender with the mainlanders. ya fuckheads. newfs arent stupid, you're just stupid
cottonshrinks 3 years ago 8
@cottonshrinks No, Newfies are definitely on the lower end of the intelligence pool.
jordahm 1 year ago
@jordahm i dont know there bud, its amazing how many albertans think because they have winter tires and 4 wheel drive that they can still drive slippery roads going 110..or how many off them actually get a laugh out of those lame chuck norris jokes..just because dinosaurs died here millions of years ago leaving oil dosent mean albertans have developed into a super intelligent species..
wizwow77 1 year ago
@wizwow77 ok. newfies have good and bad drivers, chuck norriss jokes are in fact halarious, and there is oil in alberta and also offshore nfld. which invariably must have derived from deceased life. also im pretty sure people are well aware albertains are a sub-human species of shit eating, cousing humping, quasi retards
eastcoaster54 1 year ago
@jordahm Oh yeah? Give me a few good reasons and I might consider the bullshit you're goin' on about.
trickettgraham 1 year ago
@cottonshrinks Seriously? The closer to town the more audible? I've met people from town, the goulds, and mount pearl and i can hardly understand a god damn thing that comes out of their mouth. Most people i meet think I'm not even from Newfoundland because I have have a "Newfoundland accent" And i'm from around the bay. So PLEAE don't go giving me that bullshit.
nico868 1 year ago
i cant understand one word of that.Now im a newfie, and i dunno if you are or what,, but this is ridictulous
joaushtonbi 3 years ago 2
only word I made out was pulled over.
alldrunkedup 3 years ago
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fuck all of you fucking bitches im from newfoundland you suck ass if you thimk we are so stupid then how do you thimk i got honours every single fucking year in high school how about you go fuck yourself bitch newfie jokes are not funny but your fat ugly face is bitch
jonaskates12ahh 3 years ago
yeah you mustnt be a newfie then everyone says jokes about newfies even newfies joke about it so stfu and know what youre talkin about
emberman232 3 years ago
hahahaha calm down bah its just a bit of fun and now one takes that shit for real
newfieblaze 3 years ago
Now thats a fucking newf!
sidekick3iskool 3 years ago
what the fuck is a circle fly
wesmonsTER78 3 years ago
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shoreteee 3 years ago
can't fool a circle fly. hilarious!
shizlittlebam 3 years ago
AH HAHAHA! good one xD
LadyFang20 3 years ago
Hahaha thats funny. Newfoundland FTW
brankxx 3 years ago
I can't even UNDERSTAND the joke! D:
I feel like I'm missing out on so much.
ilikepiesandmuffins 3 years ago
looks like Angus
matzazz 3 years ago
hes from nfld man, juss baymen like my family. funny joke man
frankiealcock 3 years ago
... he's drunk b'yes! I bet we gotta hard time to understand you guys when you're drunk too!
Daniel is da bomb.
lambert4202 3 years ago
im from newfoundland and that was a pretty funny joke lol you can tell im a newfie by my name
logan500000 3 years ago
im not a main lands im a sea boy and im work evry day of the week by im not from st john im from dildo(sea side) as thay call it and by that was fucking funny as hell
killer90710 3 years ago
I am newfoundland and i do not get it.
LiLMiZzCuTiiE11 3 years ago
hah yes by thas probably the like, cleanest newfie joke i ever heard.
haha
JahProductions 3 years ago
Newfie speak? What the heck is Newfie speak? I am from NFLD but I still had trouble understanding what that guy said. It's a good thing it's an oldie that I've heard before, or I'd have absolutely no idea what he said. Honestly, I didn't know that Newfoundlanders even talked like that anymore. having said that, I still like the joke. It just had no business being being posted on YouTube.
hubbuddy 3 years ago
that was a pretty gay joke by, my mudder hit meh wit better jokes then dat.
wtfugdlfucker 3 years ago
holy crap, what duz that guy have in his mouth? that was english, right?
hubbuddy 3 years ago
It's newfie speak. It's extremely hard to understand if you're not from Newfoundland.
xoxmegaraxox 3 years ago 2
WHAT?
smallfry55 3 years ago
NEWFOUNDLAND BABY !!!!!
leah186 3 years ago
I am from Mt.Pearl.. Lives out in Alberta (surprise, surprise).. B'ys are always on me about the accent. I don't think I lost much of it, fellas are always pointin it out when I talks so it must be there..
acrow89 3 years ago
lol love it! everytime i miss home i listen to this.. the mainland makes me lose my accent cuz no one can understand what the hell i'm sayin haha!!
Newfie for Life!!
axebballfan32 3 years ago
I have been to Newfoundland 5 times, and I still needed my wife to explain this to me. I thought I had Newfanese down by now.
lighteningboy 4 years ago
good times b'y
stuffy87 4 years ago
lom b'y there's a funny joke eh
199justin199 4 years ago
hahaah, Funny.
crebeccag 4 years ago
could someone please tell me the joke
hdeath123 4 years ago
I have no clue what this kid is saying, but I love newfies anyway.
lanegrapaisa 4 years ago
hahah newfie accent freaking rocks .. i'm a newfie .. and i love it hah .
summerlovexx16 4 years ago
Thank you for the transcription! I'm from New York so I was like WTF? P.S. Newfie accent is cool.
nycanthro 4 years ago 2
gotta love dem newfie joke's
im from Carbonear any you B'ys from the rock
000davis000 4 years ago
nice joke
pigpushers 4 years ago
can anyone translate this into english?
ligyro 4 years ago
I have no idea what he said
-From newfoundland
RsVidsEx 4 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAH ya crazy bastard!
akaweedman 4 years ago
ha! good joke. needed the punch-line translaion, though.
(thanks, oliver burke. any relation to oliver stone?)
mongorich 4 years ago
Bay Bulls newfoundland! born and raised
crickets2 4 years ago
i got most of it except the part before the punch line could somebody write it out please
kegdomdan 4 years ago
Cop: Are you sayin' my face is a horses ass?!
Guy: No, sir, but you can't fool those "circle (sp.) flies".
Everyone and grandma: Laughter!!
oliverburke 4 years ago
thanx i figured it out finally but thanx
kegdomdan 4 years ago
haha ima newfie
sondraleeosbourne 4 years ago
where ya from in Newfoundland?
jellybeanzzz7 4 years ago
Newfie are cool asss hole
jkjumpers 4 years ago
I'm a Newfie man...not all Newfoundlanders talk like that...I actually speak pretty clear english
valuetrevor 4 years ago
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL GOOD ONE
OleTrout 4 years ago
@OleTrout Ya tink so? lol
Garge56 1 year ago
I'm thinkin of emigrating to Newfoundland...
What are the advantages?
Csaboska 4 years ago
haha b'y i heard dis old joke like 50 times but it neva geta old .
eeslade 4 years ago
fort mcmurry alberta is ALL NEWFS!!! hahaha.......if every newfie that lived there went home one day it would be a desert town...............but theres alot of work there....................I have a kid with a newfie from cornerbrook....my gawd!! At least im single now hahahah
sublimefan5446 4 years ago
hey! down below is my best english translation of this joke.. im from newfoundland and even i find it hard to pick out some of his words but i did my best! hope all you mainlanders can finally laugh at this good joke (its the next two postings since there wasn't room in one posting)
axebballfan32 4 years ago
English Translation of the joke..
A guy named Jimmy Flynn from Fort Mcmurray gets pulled over by the cops.. The cop comes up and says "Can I have your license and registration please sir?"
Jimmy: "yes, no problem.. Here you go sir"
as the cop is writing up the ticket a fly starts buzzing around his head.
Jimmy "I think you have a circle fly buzzing around your head"
axebballfan32 4 years ago
Cop: "What's a circle fly?"
Jimmy: "well back home in Newfoundland there's a fly that always buzzes around a horses ass, that's what we call a circle fly"
Cop: "are you saying that my face is the same as a horses ass?"
Jimmy: "nooo sir, but you can't fool a circle fly!!"
axebballfan32 4 years ago
that accent was great, but.. what the hell was he talking about? Could someone translate into English please?
artdanks 4 years ago
youve never heard a newfie?? that is english silly .......haha
sublimefan5446 4 years ago
sublime fan..I think that's what we call "sarcasm"
Dmalonski75 4 years ago
Newfoundland is the best place in the world!!!Hands down!!!
PolarisTurbo 4 years ago
I LOVE NEWFIES :)
drunkness07 4 years ago
i am a newf :) and im going to newfoundland this summer im in ontario now but newfoundland is a sick place to live
newf4412 4 years ago
why do you say that??
stillwater82 4 years ago
sick is good i love newfoundland !!!
newf4412 4 years ago
I was laughing too, but just at his body language and accent. Can someone translate it so someone from Saskatchewan can understand it, please? I didn't get a word of it.
syrenski 4 years ago
lmao, that was fucking funny, im a newfie but i dont got the big ass accent, ive been a newfie all my life but sound like an american
CoEvil 4 years ago
hahhahha iam fucking a newfie and its fucking funny
streetpuffins 4 years ago
im from nova scotia but my whole family is pretty much from newfoundland .. HAHA! great joke xD
bakaneko9905 4 years ago
o my i love being a newfie but i didnt understand a word he said lol
retardkidsintheback 4 years ago
i'm from newfoundland and i didnt understand that
iglooboyz 4 years ago
haha hilarious ... newfoundland and Saskatchewan=best provinces in Canada!!
garuik 4 years ago
I'm from Newfoundland... and I don't even understand what the fuck he just said
felixunderfire 4 years ago
hahaha a newfie classic... for those of you who aren't used to the East Coast, heres a translation:
evan01ca 4 years ago
Translation:--- A newfie was driving out in Alberta, and he was pulled over by the cops, the officer came up and started writing out a ticket and there was a fly flying around his head. The newfie
Newfie: "Oh I see you have a circle fly there", Officer: "Whats a circle fly?",
Newfie:"Well back home those little flies fly around a horse's arse so we call them circle flies". Officer:"Are you saying I look like a horse's arse?!" The newfie replies: "No, but you can't fool them circle flies"
evan01ca 4 years ago
Interesting dialect. I can't understand him, though.
jeanphilliperameau 4 years ago
Can anyone transcribe it? :o
germdisco 5 years ago
some shocken good me,yallrite,landlocked in edmonton ere,lubs da rock bye can't nock et outta us see keep em commin we'll rant and we'll roar like true newfoundlanders what do ya call an eskimo peepin tom---a "com toka lok" (come took a look)
newfiebastards 5 years ago
There's nothing like being outta newfoundland and hearing a newfoundlander get on the way only we can. I loved it!
cam477 5 years ago
haha i'm glad you all enjoy :)
angeburke 5 years ago
Lol, good joke.
& I'm a Newfie too.
Whismy 5 years ago
i didn't understand a fucking word mate
kibrisli 5 years ago
hahaha! I didn't understand a word, but it was apparently quite funny! :)
spiffylemonz 5 years ago
wooo go us Newfies
byebyebf 5 years ago
ahahahaa
yes!
scatcher 5 years ago
Im a newfie 2, lol, i know tonns of newfie jokes, lmao
kingviper2 5 years ago
you cant tell jokes worth shit
hondacr60r 5 years ago
lol that joke is hilarious! by the way I'm Newfie too :P
guitarchick0616 5 years ago
www soundclick com/johnememphis Fill the dots in yourself. This is crazy newfie rap. you gotta nice video man.
John7E7Memphis 5 years ago