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  • Can somebody translate this into English?

  • @amsterdope This isn't from the beginning, but it's the joke part.

    "You know Drew (Something) right? He's in jail at Fort McCreary; Cop pulls 'im over, he's speedin'."

    "Sir, License and Registraition please?"

    "He says yes sir, no problem sir and hands it right out and (buddy's) writin down the stuff ya know, givin' him a ticket and a flys botherin the cops head, he says"

    "Sir! I think you've got a circle fly there!" He's like,

    "Wai- a sec...what's a circle fly?!"

    "Well, back home in

  • @amsterdope Newfoundland" he says "There's a fly that always buzzes round the horses ass and it's a circle fly!" "So are you sayin' my face looks like a horses ass?!" He said "Nooo sir! But you can't fool those circle flys!"

    Helped as much as I could, lol.

  • lol ..funny

  • Im a Newfie so I know for a fact that if another Newfie walks around with a cowboy hat on he'd never hear the end of it.

  • Last year two newfies died frozen at a drive-in theater, relatives say they went to see the movie "closed for winter".

  • ahahah i love being a newfoundlander, we're hilarious and awesome and make jokes about ourself. but i be's rite happi ta say dat i dun talk like dat buddy dere eh b'y

  • Us Newfies do know how to party. I was born in Labrador (so technically I'm a Labby) and I go up to visit my grandfather in Makkovik quite often.

  • Who's Dan?

  • My brother, telling the joke to a group of Nova Soctian's... he;s loaded

  • That joke was old when I heard in in 1973 about a horsefly...

  • Haha, Fort McNewfoundland, great place to call my hometown

  • Ok here's what he says if you can't understand (from 0:24)...

    Sir I think you got a circle fly there, and he's like "sir, whats a circle fly?" and he said "back home in Newfoundland, there's a fly that always buzzes around a horses ass, and its a circle fly" and he said "Are you sayin my face looks like a horses ass?" he said "noooo sir but ya can't fool the ol' circle fly"

  • I grew up in newfoundland, from when I was born until I was 12. I was not used to rude, ignorant people so when I moved to ontario it was a big shock for me... I was teased and forced myself to lose the accent so I wouldn't be teased so much. Not only that though, people will find your weakness and use it against you... EVERYONE is out to hurt each other and self gain from hatred. Why anyone would insult such caring, loving people is beyond me. I wish I could move back, but there's no jobs...

  • Real Talk!!

  • Your mom likes sucking the circle.

  • Fuck off

  • lol I love newfoundland lol the people there are sooo nice hard to understand but meh

  • Hahah that was funny. I could understand it just fine.

    JuniorStixx and The NewfiesSuck.. Honestly, there was no need for either of your comments. You just made yourselves sound ignorent and uneducated. I don't know where all of the negativity is coming from but I'd encourage you to come to Newfoundland and experience our people and culture before making another stupid comment.

  • Your right they should go to newfoundland and experience our people thou two clearly dont understand much,, well befor i get on a rant.. god bless

  • That was sick, wicked accent me son.

  • omg i dunno what he said but it was still funny

    how do ya get a one armed newfie outta a tree

    wave to him

    how do you get a 2 armed newfie outta a tree

    bring a friend

    love newfoundland ppl

    id like to go there sometime

    and im glad there canadian

  • that's cool man, alot of mainlanders always rip on newfies. We're good people haha

  • oh im from nova scotia,

    you no what i like about newfoundland, is this video here

    sitt around the table with a few cold ones and a guitar and have a kitchen party

    we dont do that here in NS

  • lol we do in the valley

  • im from cole harbour and the boys never want to here lol

    ya i have family in bridgetown and we sorta do stuff like that there

  • when i lived out west me and my buddies took the kitchen parties with us to calgary....

  • @chrissept21 what are you talking about? i live in nova scotia and we do that all the time

  • @wheely28 not like in newfoundland ever go mummering in nova scotia ....................didnt think so

  • @chrissept21 yea that didnt work out well

  • @wheely28 Nova Scotians are Newfoundlanders who ran out of gas on the way to Toronto.

  • We do it where i come from in Scotia, no udder way my son.

  • @chrissept21

    Not sure which part of NS you are from, but that is a common practice at my house. Cept speakin the newfanese, lov. But that comes after a few stiff drinks.

  • @chrissept21 do it ever night yea fuck.

  • @chrissept21 do it every night yea fuck.

  • yeah if a crowd of mainlanders were moving to the island and making us look like shit, by showing up for work everyday, being better employees, getting all the foremans jobs, basically not being candyass crybabies..lol..us newfoundlanders would try to look down on them as well.,,thats how it is...we are not afraid of a days work and they are intimidated when they see us walking on a job site. ..the first one to open his mouth with a newfie joke is not usually around long.

  • @stevepiercey This is what I say when a mainlander tells a newfie joke "Whats Black and blue and floats in the Harbor?" he ask "I dont no. what?" I say "A mainlander telling newfie jokes... Get it?"

  • i dont get it LMAO

  • All that babbling and cackling, can't make out a frickin' word the 'tard says... Newfies are a joke...

  • Grow the fuck up! You're nothing but an ignorant cunt!

  • newfies r great people one of the nicest person to meet in canada are newfies

  • go fuck yourself you ignorant prick. whats wrong your mom stop giving you hand jobs faggot

  • your a fricken loser buddy

  • You know what sucks, and your parents would admit this: that they never used a condom on the night you were conceived,

  • now now, did a newfoundlander outwork you on a job site..we have an accent and a culture.its great, but i guess you talk, really clear, loud and slow, to try and make yourself sound important, and make it sound like you know what your talking about..eh..do you also hang a set of balls from the back of your pick up like the good old boys out here in alberta..thats a fuckin joke....and speaking sincerely from the rock, you can politely fuck off eh

  • @wizwow77 wooot another newfie :D im a newfie too

  • @TheNewfiesSuck wow, you really have some hatred isses there..but you know something im really starting to feel a little animosity towards albertans after living here, but i hope it never goes as far as you have gone with it...i went to a new years party this year with all albertans, it was about as exciting as watching paint dry, no personality whatsoever, they just love the sound of their own voices.

  • i cant even fuckin here em his noofie acent is fuckeed

  • learn to spell fuck head! What the fuck is a "noofie"?! Go back to school and learn some respect while you are there!

  • ITS NEWFIE NOT NOOFIE fucking douchbag

  • its spelled newfie and fucked.. did you drop out of school or are you just addicted to crack

  • my guess is both

  • good day im trying to make a cd for me ol' man you see he was to newfie land last year but I need some tips on straight up newfie songs can yas help me?

  • hahahahahahahaa i just fucking died dudeee, i love being a fuckin newfieeeeee!

  • tehehe... I understood it fine, even though the accent is funny! Love it.

  • that's baymen, real tick. usually the closer to town you move the more audible the accent becomes. i gets a kick outta fellow newfs that are embarresed by this. fuck off feelin like you need to hop into the blender with the mainlanders. ya fuckheads. newfs arent stupid, you're just stupid

  • @cottonshrinks No, Newfies are definitely on the lower end of the intelligence pool.

  • @jordahm i dont know there bud, its amazing how many albertans think because they have winter tires and 4 wheel drive that they can still drive slippery roads going 110..or how many off them actually get a laugh out of those lame chuck norris jokes..just because dinosaurs died here millions of years ago leaving oil dosent mean albertans have developed into a super intelligent species..

  • @wizwow77 ok. newfies have good and bad drivers, chuck norriss jokes are in fact halarious, and there is oil in alberta and also offshore nfld. which invariably must have derived from deceased life. also im pretty sure people are well aware albertains are a sub-human species of shit eating, cousing humping, quasi retards

  • @jordahm Oh yeah? Give me a few good reasons and I might consider the bullshit you're goin' on about.

  • @cottonshrinks Seriously? The closer to town the more audible? I've met people from town, the goulds, and mount pearl and i can hardly understand a god damn thing that comes out of their mouth. Most people i meet think I'm not even from Newfoundland because I have have a "Newfoundland accent" And i'm from around the bay. So PLEAE don't go giving me that bullshit.

  • i cant understand one word of that.Now im a newfie, and i dunno if you are or what,, but this is ridictulous

  • only word I made out was pulled over.

  • yeah you mustnt be a newfie then everyone says jokes about newfies even newfies joke about it so stfu and know what youre talkin about

  • hahahaha calm down bah its just a bit of fun and now one takes that shit for real

  • Now thats a fucking newf!

  • what the fuck is a circle fly

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  • can't fool a circle fly. hilarious!

  • AH HAHAHA! good one xD

  • Hahaha thats funny. Newfoundland FTW

  • I can't even UNDERSTAND the joke! D:

    I feel like I'm missing out on so much.

  • looks like Angus

  • hes from nfld man, juss baymen like my family. funny joke man

  • ... he's drunk b'yes! I bet we gotta hard time to understand you guys when you're drunk too!

    Daniel is da bomb.

  • im from newfoundland and that was a pretty funny joke lol you can tell im a newfie by my name

  • im not a main lands im a sea boy and im work evry day of the week by im not from st john im from dildo(sea side) as thay call it and by that was fucking funny as hell

  • I am newfoundland and i do not get it.

  • hah yes by thas probably the like, cleanest newfie joke i ever heard.

    haha

  • Newfie speak? What the heck is Newfie speak? I am from NFLD but I still had trouble understanding what that guy said. It's a good thing it's an oldie that I've heard before, or I'd have absolutely no idea what he said. Honestly, I didn't know that Newfoundlanders even talked like that anymore. having said that, I still like the joke. It just had no business being being posted on YouTube.

  • that was a pretty gay joke by, my mudder hit meh wit better jokes then dat.

  • holy crap, what duz that guy have in his mouth? that was english, right?

  • It's newfie speak. It's extremely hard to understand if you're not from Newfoundland.

  • WHAT?

  • NEWFOUNDLAND BABY !!!!!

  • I am from Mt.Pearl.. Lives out in Alberta (surprise, surprise).. B'ys are always on me about the accent. I don't think I lost much of it, fellas are always pointin it out when I talks so it must be there..

  • lol love it! everytime i miss home i listen to this.. the mainland makes me lose my accent cuz no one can understand what the hell i'm sayin haha!!

    Newfie for Life!!

  • I have been to Newfoundland 5 times, and I still needed my wife to explain this to me. I thought I had Newfanese down by now.

  • good times b'y

  • lom b'y there's a funny joke eh

  • hahaah, Funny.

  • could someone please tell me the joke

  • I have no clue what this kid is saying, but I love newfies anyway.

  • hahah newfie accent freaking rocks .. i'm a newfie .. and i love it hah .

  • Thank you for the transcription! I'm from New York so I was like WTF? P.S. Newfie accent is cool.

  • gotta love dem newfie joke's

    im from Carbonear any you B'ys from the rock

  • nice joke

  • can anyone translate this into english?

  • I have no idea what he said

    -From newfoundland

  • HAHAHAHAH ya crazy bastard!

  • ha! good joke. needed the punch-line translaion, though.

    (thanks, oliver burke. any relation to oliver stone?)

  • Bay Bulls newfoundland! born and raised

  • i got most of it except the part before the punch line could somebody write it out please

  • Cop: Are you sayin' my face is a horses ass?!

    Guy: No, sir, but you can't fool those "circle (sp.) flies".

    Everyone and grandma: Laughter!!

  • thanx  i figured it out finally but thanx

  • haha ima newfie

  • where ya from in Newfoundland?

  • Newfie are cool asss hole

  • I'm a Newfie man...not all Newfoundlanders talk like that...I actually speak pretty clear english

  • LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL GOOD ONE

  • @OleTrout Ya tink so? lol

  • I'm thinkin of emigrating to Newfoundland...

    What are the advantages?

  • haha b'y i heard dis old joke like 50 times but it neva geta old .

  • fort mcmurry alberta is ALL NEWFS!!! hahaha.......if every newfie that lived there went home one day it would be a desert town...............but theres alot of work there....................I have a kid with a newfie from cornerbrook....my gawd!! At least im single now hahahah

  • hey! down below is my best english translation of this joke.. im from newfoundland and even i find it hard to pick out some of his words but i did my best! hope all you mainlanders can finally laugh at this good joke (its the next two postings since there wasn't room in one posting)

  • English Translation of the joke..

    A guy named Jimmy Flynn from Fort Mcmurray gets pulled over by the cops.. The cop comes up and says "Can I have your license and registration please sir?"

    Jimmy: "yes, no problem.. Here you go sir"

    as the cop is writing up the ticket a fly starts buzzing around his head.

    Jimmy "I think you have a circle fly buzzing around your head"

  • Cop: "What's a circle fly?"

    Jimmy: "well back home in Newfoundland there's a fly that always buzzes around a horses ass, that's what we call a circle fly"

    Cop: "are you saying that my face is the same as a horses ass?"

    Jimmy: "nooo sir, but you can't fool a circle fly!!"

  • that accent was great, but.. what the hell was he talking about? Could someone translate into English please?

  • youve never heard a newfie?? that is english silly .......haha

  • sublime fan..I think that's what we call "sarcasm"

  • Newfoundland is the best place in the world!!!Hands down!!!

  • I LOVE NEWFIES :)

  • i am a newf :) and im going to newfoundland this summer im in ontario now but newfoundland is a sick place to live

  • why do you say that??

  • sick is good i love newfoundland !!!

  • I was laughing too, but just at his body language and accent. Can someone translate it so someone from Saskatchewan can understand it, please? I didn't get a word of it.

  • lmao, that was fucking funny, im a newfie but i dont got the big ass accent, ive been a newfie all my life but sound like an american

  • hahhahha iam fucking a newfie and its fucking funny

  • im from nova scotia but my whole family is pretty much from newfoundland .. HAHA! great joke xD

  • o my i love being a newfie but i didnt understand a word he said lol

  • i'm from newfoundland and i didnt understand that

  • haha hilarious ... newfoundland and Saskatchewan=best provinces in Canada!!

  • I'm from Newfoundland... and I don't even understand what the fuck he just said

  • hahaha a newfie classic... for those of you who aren't used to the East Coast, heres a translation:

  • Translation:--- A newfie was driving out in Alberta, and he was pulled over by the cops, the officer came up and started writing out a ticket and there was a fly flying around his head. The newfie

    Newfie: "Oh I see you have a circle fly there", Officer: "Whats a circle fly?",

    Newfie:"Well back home those little flies fly around a horse's arse so we call them circle flies". Officer:"Are you saying I look like a horse's arse?!" The newfie replies: "No, but you can't fool them circle flies"

  • Interesting dialect. I can't understand him, though.

  • Can anyone transcribe it? :o

  • some shocken good me,yallrite,landlocked in edmonton ere,lubs da rock bye can't nock et outta us see keep em commin we'll rant and we'll roar like true newfoundlanders what do ya call an eskimo peepin tom---a "com toka lok" (come took a look)

  • There's nothing like being outta newfoundland and hearing a newfoundlander get on the way only we can. I loved it!

  • haha i'm glad you all enjoy :)

  • Lol, good joke.

    & I'm a Newfie too.

  • i didn't understand a fucking word mate

  • hahaha!  I didn't understand a word, but it was apparently quite funny! :)

  • wooo go us Newfies

  • ahahahaa

    yes!

  • Im a newfie 2, lol, i know tonns of newfie jokes, lmao

  • you cant tell jokes worth shit

  • lol that joke is hilarious! by the way I'm Newfie too :P

  • www soundclick com/johnememphis Fill the dots in yourself. This is crazy newfie rap. you gotta nice video man.

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