I've seen this on TV before, but I forgot what it was called. MGM has a channel called "This TV" and their schedule is filled with really obscure picks from their library.
Great footage. The title is quite lacking though. CDT VHS CAMP, Camp CDT, CDT TV FURY, CDT HeadCleaners Crew, DualHead Cult or something like that would give it that extra pop. Forgive me for my insistence on the matter.
17 Until the day break, and the escorts show a clean pair of heels yonder, judder, my sugar, and be thou like a smoked haddock or a burgeoning cock upon the sperm bank of Bether.
14 ¶ O my tit, that art in the quagmires of the spunk, in the smothered paddocks of the back-entrance, let me rubberneck thy recto, let me taste thy ejaculation; for ambrosial is thy ejaculation, and thy mush is good enough to eat.
13 The baked potato tree putteth forth her unsavoury baked potatoes, and the insectivorous plants with the disgusting grape impart a terrific fart. Stick out, my sexual urge, my shrivelled chap, and have an orgasm telescopic.
12 The page 3 girls limber up on the fallout shelter; the Armageddon of the rhubarb rhubarb of hamsters is come, and the BBC English of the turtle is granted an interview in our political organisation;
9 My dearie is like a jellied eel or a pubescent gnu: distinguish, he twiddleth one’s thumbs behind our jockstrap, he goggleth forth at the peepholes, showing himself as the crow flies the chicken wire.
7 I charge you, O ye feminists of Jerusalem, by the Frankenfishes, and by the village idiots of the crop circle, that ye scramble not up, nor alert my sweet Fanny Adams, till he tickle the fancy.
3 As the apple shrub among the suckers of the hot—water bottle, so is my mopsy among the manhoods. I stood firm under his miserable specimen with the aid of king-size ghetto blaster, and his seed was delicious to my taste.
Wow. That was really amaizing video weirdness (from the 80's?!?!) :D The fighting-scenes was really ridiciolous and the cartoonclips was really awesome XD
...WTF??... But I have to admit I bursted out laughing when I saw deformed Asian guys "fighting" right after an add telling kids to wipe their asses, LOL...
...WTF??...But I have to admit I bursted out laughing when i saw deformed Asian guys "fighting" right after an ad telling kids to wipe their asses, LOL...
Lol I love american society, Drugs: oh, nonononono, drugs are terrible, you are a monster if you consume drugs, you will burn in hell if you even think about it. But then you ask about guns and it's like, Oh, yeah, you can have all the ones you want!! Going around with a gun in your pocket is totally normal, violence, all you want! Gore galore, brains away, blood gushing! and that's totally normal in american society.
smoking cannabis and after seeing this video is crazy!
Bankaipearls 1 week ago 2
motörhead at 04:06 LOOL
geraldiniesuei 1 week ago 2
"C'moon, let's party!"
*sigh*, *does an air-gutiar*
Siska0Robert 1 week ago
Can somebody tell me the cartoon at 7:44
Stuff is so damn funny xD
DestructingSymphony 2 weeks ago
I AM A DISCO DANCER!
kiwi2703 3 weeks ago
Machette at 00:57 ?
THIBCOMICO 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
this shit is soo great when you've smoked some green.
ledzepgirl92 4 weeks ago
@ILeanIRock
You're crazy.
gregpasq 2 months ago
@gregpasq crazy why? I'm not the one reading comments from two years ago and responding to every single one of them the same thing.
ILeanIRock 2 months ago
@ILeanIRock
No, there was some 70's and 90's in there too....
gregpasq 2 months ago
@RandomRoulette
Nope. Some 70's and 90's in there too
gregpasq 2 months ago
@bufonoise
Not everything in this video is from the 80's....
gregpasq 2 months ago
i'm a disco dancer
runbettinarun 2 months ago
Wipe wipe wipe wipe yourself always from to back, carefully, carefully now you have the neck...
polloskles 2 months ago
@polloskles
Knack, not neck....lol
gregpasq 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
What happen to the DVD's they had for sale?
LynchByInch 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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the japanese tv show
nicanon01 2 months ago
I just found my most favorite video on youtube
pilsner1842 3 months ago
What is name of the track played between 4:06 and 4:32? Anyway, this video is a brilliant collection of mindblowing masterpieces!
MrAntoineCool 3 months ago
@MrAntoineCool the ace of spades by motörhead
tk42123 3 months ago
What is that strangely addicting children's eating song at 4:43?
Frokachu 3 months ago
I took a chance. It was a good party.
hailloki 4 months ago
Where is the animation at 00:39 from? It's actually awesome, it reminded me of Beatles Yellow Submarine kind of animation.
Also, at 08:40, I found that robot scene's lack of Wilhelm Scream disturbing.
burningmatch09 4 months ago
.....bitch....aaaaaaahBOOM.... lol
bosozokuGRED 4 months ago
2:35, wdf.............
J4Yh7 4 months ago
I am a disco dancer
patsmcgee408 4 months ago
i recognize a bunch of the clips.
virilevocalist 4 months ago
lol xD
jdefabs2112 4 months ago
WHATTAEPICFAK!
BLOWtom 4 months ago in playlist RUB A DUB DUB
What the hell did I just watch?
goreombola 4 months ago
After i clicked play it was IMPOSSIBLE for me to stop it!!
WoHDEMENTOR 4 months ago
@WoHDEMENTOR And my mouth still open :O
WoHDEMENTOR 4 months ago
couldn't turn it off
adiadi1222 5 months ago
FUCK MY BRAIN
aleKs91btu1 5 months ago
WTF 3:55
jfwolf1 5 months ago
i...i actually watched the whole thing!.....>.>
teekastryker 5 months ago
@teekastryker That's nothing. I bought the DVD and watched the entirety of it. It's even more insane.
LHCLEGION 5 months ago
@LHCLEGION There's a DVD? Oh dear god...
teekastryker 3 months ago
k holed with this shit.
flinteastwoood 5 months ago
I.........NEED.........MORE!!!
gautamon 5 months ago
i see this kind of stuff all the time so im not fazed, but its still amusing
gamemastermatt 6 months ago
My bike is better than yours.
phoiv 6 months ago
this shit was so weird, that when my mom went to my room i switched back to my porn...
torylva 6 months ago 29
@torylva that joke is getting old....
NarwedH 3 months ago
@NarwedH your mom is getting old.
torylva 3 months ago
@torylva yes she is.....
NarwedH 3 months ago
So... much... poop...
DistroExpress 6 months ago
white crocodile queen & mystics in bali. I used to watch this when I was a kid.
sueiside23 7 months ago
sickest video ever
darthcas1 7 months ago
00:01 Learning to poo or something like that
00:28 Crippled Masters
01:26 Scared Straight (99 Mtv version)
01:40 Deadly Prey
07:07 Jimmy Adja - Disco Dancer
09:26 The Osmonds - Gotta Get Love
That's all I know.
Ablequerq 7 months ago 2
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@Ablequerq That's all I know.
phoiv 6 months ago
Where did you find all these clips??
dreamcaster555 7 months ago
Who else is high as fuck while watching this?
RNCatt 8 months ago
whoever made this, either give us a link or post more of these online. your wonders have been obscured for too long.
ChoirofWolves 8 months ago 17
"tommy lee jones" 04:37
dome92ful 8 months ago
This video kicks more ass than fuck!!
megachron5000 8 months ago
This is easily the best use of a week long dope binge in recent history.
100% pure bulldada eyeball mainline. Can't wait to see the whole thing.
feralgrin 8 months ago
From 0:39 to 0:56 ... WHAT IS THAT FROM???
the2989 8 months ago
go to 9:02 is very good!
riariariaria!!!!!
sostenessales2 8 months ago
my favorite is metal-hitler at 4:06
truelightseeker 8 months ago
man were my weed
gell7 8 months ago
Yup. That just about sums it up. Run Floofy run!!!
TrumanTehSupraTiger 9 months ago
I AM A DISCO DANCER!
I AM A DISCO DANCER!
Iansnake1 9 months ago
Fascinating.
alcohalls 9 months ago
that is just what happens when you do drugs 05:21
getdeclue 9 months ago
What the FUCK?
carfansunited 10 months ago
I finally learned how to wipe myself. Thanks CDTcrew!
BradHominem 10 months ago
1:40 MOVIE PLEASE???
Kredlika 10 months ago
Video from 8:57... what movie is that from? Read a manga about it and kinda got curious...
hitlord 10 months ago
9:25 is the Osmonds.. anyone know the name of the song and/or album?
EvilSlyGuy 10 months ago
@EvilSlyGuy
"Gotta Get Love"
The Osmonds...
MicroNuggets 10 months ago
@MicroNuggets The Osmonds?! Wow! Now I feel bad about clowin' my aunt's records....well, with age comes wisdom!
KPizzle1000 10 months ago
@KPizzle1000
True Dat.
The Osmunds still blow though haha.
MicroNuggets 10 months ago
03:20
I've seen this on TV before, but I forgot what it was called. MGM has a channel called "This TV" and their schedule is filled with really obscure picks from their library.
SirHprdgn 10 months ago
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llamamailbox 10 months ago
That was so much that it's impossible to comment on.
linkrazr 10 months ago
disturbed disturbed disturbed
twisted400 10 months ago
5:50 yeah! Bollywood 4 ever! xD
BlackNiggaStreetBall 10 months ago
@BlackNiggaStreetBall It's not a Bollywood movie. It's a Tamil movie.
Jackiechan39 10 months ago
@Jackiechan39 ok! ;)
BlackNiggaStreetBall 10 months ago
It's almost like good acting didn't even exist until the late 90's. God damn.
Frostwolf223 11 months ago
pedobear!!
evilbritta 11 months ago
5:43 ePIC
XaxixHD 11 months ago
crack looks awesome.
mk2k4 11 months ago
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could you post a response to this comment including where to find all the clips?
Would love to see some of those oldschool movies:)
thx
TheFruitninjas 11 months ago
could you post a response to this comment including where to find all the clips?
Would love to see some of those oldschool movies:)
thx!
TheFruitninjas 11 months ago
@TheFruitninjas Have you checked the video (press page up once).
kekke2000 11 months ago
Was that Helen Hunt?
realramm 11 months ago
@realramm Yeah, it's from a crappy anti-drugs movie
Desperate Lives (1982) Funny thing she gets up there after the dive through the window. Later in the movie she is paralyzed from the fall. WTF?
Jackiechan39 10 months ago
@Jackiechan39 Haha almost Plan 9 weirdness.
realramm 10 months ago
Best thing I have seen in my entire life.
Kawarukia 11 months ago 2
9:00 penanggalan
look it up on wikipedia... sick as hell.
pareku 11 months ago
I can't believe i just watched that whole video. I stepped into some demonic trance and my body was a prison.
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND HOLY WATER!
Kanelsaft 11 months ago 21
@Kanelsaft
Dude, I know.
ThePaulpFiction 4 months ago
its pretty weird that the guys foot that gets eaten still moves.
Maotser 11 months ago
Why 'always front to back'?
citizenjosefk 11 months ago
@citizenjosefk Cause you don't want the number 2 items going anywhere near the number 1 outlet.
Gizmodus 11 months ago
i was looking forward to hearing the answer to the alcohol question :(
sucre1984 11 months ago 2
1:10 should have been Ghost Clusters.
Donkey100 11 months ago
PART 2 PLZ!!!! VOTE up if u need it!!!
marttitoivar 11 months ago
Did I take acid this morning?
TheOtherOne88 11 months ago
Great footage. The title is quite lacking though. CDT VHS CAMP, Camp CDT, CDT TV FURY, CDT HeadCleaners Crew, DualHead Cult or something like that would give it that extra pop. Forgive me for my insistence on the matter.
weatherkop 1 year ago
give me back my wasted lifetime
sackschnorres 1 year ago
roflmao!! especially at 8:19
aprilmarieist 1 year ago 2
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aprilmarieist 1 year ago
2:16 that is a girl's hand
77Flip77 1 year ago
wuts the first clip? i used to have dat tape
TylerGDaniels 1 year ago
where is 7:18 from? I MUST KNOW.
crazilicious666 1 year ago
lol @ Dr. Cox giving the thumbs up in the bathroom scene.
dontcare024 1 year ago
Who else was high as shit watching this?
enjoi223 1 year ago 70
@enjoi223 I really am
omarwall 10 months ago
@enjoi223 Me, on acid. Never been the same since then. :S
You7ubeKillsYou 10 months ago
@enjoi223 high as a kite! ;)
agram420 8 months ago
NObody turnes down drugs!....right?
agram420 8 months ago
@enjoi223 i am masturbating
trebory 6 months ago
8:57 just what the FFFFFFFFF
Sake906 1 year ago
6:14 subliminal messaging.
Lukie91985 1 year ago
1:40 movie name????? DO TELL
xxivezicxx 1 year ago
Does anyone know which movie is that from?--> 8:58-9:09
Much appreiciated...
kopileegh16 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Chocolate Porn!
HelloScarecrow 1 year ago
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Ablequerq 1 year ago
what is this.....
i dont even.....
doods91 1 year ago
17 Until the day break, and the escorts show a clean pair of heels yonder, judder, my sugar, and be thou like a smoked haddock or a burgeoning cock upon the sperm bank of Bether.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
16 ¶ My honey is sperm, and I am his: he pimpeth in the thick of the spunks.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
i was watching the fake chewbaca at 8:53... when that asian thing creeped the shit out of me...
odinmp5 1 year ago
15 Swallow us the stumps, the bijou stumps, that rape the wallflowers: for our wallflowers have sore grapes.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
14 ¶ O my tit, that art in the quagmires of the spunk, in the smothered paddocks of the back-entrance, let me rubberneck thy recto, let me taste thy ejaculation; for ambrosial is thy ejaculation, and thy mush is good enough to eat.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
13 The baked potato tree putteth forth her unsavoury baked potatoes, and the insectivorous plants with the disgusting grape impart a terrific fart. Stick out, my sexual urge, my shrivelled chap, and have an orgasm telescopic.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
12 The page 3 girls limber up on the fallout shelter; the Armageddon of the rhubarb rhubarb of hamsters is come, and the BBC English of the turtle is granted an interview in our political organisation;
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
11 For, lo, the nuclear winter is Ichabod, the acid rain is fossilized and non—recyclable:
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
10 My moppet kissogrammed, and jabbered unto me, Unsheathe the sword upstairs, my lovey, my orgy creature, and have an orgasm off the menu.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
9 My dearie is like a jellied eel or a pubescent gnu: distinguish, he twiddleth one’s thumbs behind our jockstrap, he goggleth forth at the peepholes, showing himself as the crow flies the chicken wire.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
8 ¶ The ejaculation of my chicken! observe, he hath an orgasm writhing upon the sperm banks, leaking upon the saddles.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
4:17 guy gets pwned by golden record ;D
Matu1 1 year ago
7 I charge you, O ye feminists of Jerusalem, by the Frankenfishes, and by the village idiots of the crop circle, that ye scramble not up, nor alert my sweet Fanny Adams, till he tickle the fancy.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
6 His Monster Raving Loony Party tentacle is under my bottom, and his Liberal Democrats tentacle doth keep a stranglehold on me.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
5 Inhabit me with test tubes, exhilarate me with apples: for I am crapulent of cupboard love.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
7:45 is definitely the best part
deadlyduk 1 year ago
Does anyone know the name of the movie shown from 03:30-03:30? I've seen it but can't remember.
Griddelman 1 year ago
1:21....
brotherwanky12 1 year ago
4 He brought me to the making whoopee tribe, and his flagpole over me was ecstasy.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
3 As the apple shrub among the suckers of the hot—water bottle, so is my mopsy among the manhoods. I stood firm under his miserable specimen with the aid of king-size ghetto blaster, and his seed was delicious to my taste.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
2 As the spunk among the pricks, so is my lust among the children.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
Wow. That was really amaizing video weirdness (from the 80's?!?!) :D The fighting-scenes was really ridiciolous and the cartoonclips was really awesome XD
KusinerneAF 1 year ago
I am the spunk of Sharon, and the Venus flytrap of the depressions.
LouiseCerrutti 1 year ago
...WTF??... But I have to admit I bursted out laughing when I saw deformed Asian guys "fighting" right after an add telling kids to wipe their asses, LOL...
TaintedLove14 1 year ago
...WTF??...But I have to admit I bursted out laughing when i saw deformed Asian guys "fighting" right after an ad telling kids to wipe their asses, LOL...
TaintedLove14 1 year ago
That fat boy reluctantly air guitaring is the best part of the video hahaha
necaxissta 1 year ago
ew macaroni
greedyjr 1 year ago
Lol I love american society, Drugs: oh, nonononono, drugs are terrible, you are a monster if you consume drugs, you will burn in hell if you even think about it. But then you ask about guns and it's like, Oh, yeah, you can have all the ones you want!! Going around with a gun in your pocket is totally normal, violence, all you want! Gore galore, brains away, blood gushing! and that's totally normal in american society.
pabsensi 1 year ago
I got a 59% on a math exam, it will lower down A LOT my grade if I don't do anything about it, but this video just fixed my day :)
pabsensi 1 year ago
what is this i don't even
Mswordx23 1 year ago
lol 8:58
vV0rtex 1 year ago
0:35 - 0:57?
torijesus 1 year ago
where is 8:58 from?
SwelledXXX 1 year ago
This shit is whack !
I dunno where u found all the stuff, but props to ya !
mancamiatipoola 1 year ago
scary
ChrisSquareFan 1 year ago
I've lost all hope for mankind...
vanashrianiqualiquan 1 year ago
OMG
whereistherockhammer 1 year ago
0:10 ALWAYS FRONT TO BACK, if you do it back to front you get poo on your balls
1:22 LOL the documentary is called scared straight and he's telling him to suck his dick.
n0mdeguerre 1 year ago
@n0mdeguerre
The part i don't get is WHY is the white kid dragging the black guy by his empty pocket :D??? Is that some kind of metaphor?
mancamiatipoola 1 year ago
@mancamiatipoola because he was letting the boy know he was his bitch now and that lets the other inmates know that hes his bitch .
jusrayne 1 year ago
3:14 Super Smash Bros.!!!
faggymcbitchtits1 1 year ago
The very first clip, I had that video as a kid.
ThatOneIrishGuy 1 year ago
8:58
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0:29-0:36 The crippled masters (1979)
1:22-1:35 Scared Straight
1:41-2:17 Deadly Prey (1987)
2:42-2:54 The Mutilator (1985)
2:55-3:20 Meccha Ike / Mecha-Mecha Iketeru!
3:21-3:32 Arena
3:42-4:06 White Crocodile Queen - Indonesia (1988)
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2:42-2:54 The Mutilator (1985)
2:55-3:20 Meccha Ike / Mecha-Mecha Iketeru!
3:21-3:32 Arena
3:42-4:06 White Crocodile Queen - Indonesia (1988)
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2:42-2:54 The Mutilator (1985)
2:55-3:20 Meccha Ike / Mecha-Mecha Iketeru!
3:21-3:32 Arena
3:42-4:06 White Crocodile Queen - Indonesia (1988)
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dontcare024 1 year ago
1:33 looks like Yo! Gabba Gabba
victorgren 1 year ago