Jesus Ween

[ChaosMew161]

JesusWeen = the day people suck Jesus' ween.

[RaySchoeffling1977]

HAHA I love starting shit and getting comments in my fucking inbox.

[peeeepsi]

@MrSpemat *** all faiths are a fucking joke *** just fixed that for ya

[apwilliamson]

The real joke is these fundamentalists don't realize Hallowe'en or All Hallow's Eve is actually the day before All Saints day - IT'S A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY...this campaign would be similar to Christians against Christmas...morons...

[MrTrainsafe]

proof of my notion that religion often attracts the feeble minded. Its pathetic that someone would be so worried about Halloween affecting their religion that they would promote this idea. I'd be far more worried about the dangers that religious zealots of any faith pose to our children, than a night of harmless fun and a bag of candy.

[larmor66]

JesusWeeners. LOL!

Seriously, Thanks to pastor whatshisname for coming up with JesusWeen. Sometimes we forget just how stupid religion is and it takes something like this to put a spotlight on it again.

[pbfloyd13]

To all my fellow christians; if you don't celebrate halloween, just don't celerbrate halloween. Don't make up some crappy "replacement" holiday;

seriously JESUS WEEN WTF!!!!!!! You're Embarrising our religion good god.... Jesus Ween... THE STUPIDEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH SINCE HALLELUAH NIGHT UGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[proberenu]

@pbfloyd13 I wonder if these "christians" who hand out bibles on Halloween would mind if I came and stood beside them handing out a copy of the Koran. No I am not . . . but I think I made my point . . .

[RuckasNucka1100]

Guess whos dressing up as Satan this Halloween?!? THIS GUY!!!!

[roflwaffle85]

This is fucking sad. Kids celebrate halloween to dress up as whatever they want, go door to door to get candy, and have fun. No kid wants a FUCKING BIBLE on Halloween. There is no reason to change Halloween. Im sick of this kind of shit.

[plilgeberg]

I think they spelled it wrong. If they meant Jesus WeAn, like we need to wean ourselves off Jesus then I'm down.

[Matthew1944]

Go to the Jesus Ween page on Facebook - to insiders they call it Jesus WIN and they have some pretty huge plans. The pastor Ode runs a church in Calgary called the Christ Embassy Church. If you Google "Christ Embassy Church origin", you'll find a site - enDOTwikipediaDOTorg/wiki/Chri­­­s_Oyakhilome - the parent church is in Nigeria. Now Check out “Christ Embassy church scandals” for over one million hits. and Check out “Christ Embassy Church scams” for over 2 million hits.

[dandelionjones7]

i weare costumes. and im not in hell

[LogicalBrutality]

Can we say cult? :D

[BlackScorpioXXX]

Jimmy, please do a skit for the Halloween show!!! Pls pls pls!!!!

[dnkmerman]

hahaha she said hwite

[ThatZevGuy]

lol this is serious? thats so fucking stupid hahahaha

[nr132386]

I have one thing to say: GOD DAMN, this was hilarious.

[TheCW4Kids]

Hey Jimmy thanks for the crossfading tutorial I subbed bro

[katrar]

I'm just waiting for fundies to try and co-opt Hanukkah. lol

[Sadfying]

Why am I spending all this time reading everyone's comment?

[libbyandtai]

as a Christian i find it disturbing so many people try to Change America into Heaven Land.

ummm......WHY?

IF Jesus is Lord (which He is and i believe he is)

Then he will come back with Heaven

the Whole point i am making is this is disturbing on so many levels

and not Jesus Christ Like at all

anyone remember The Harvest Parable

All Man made holidays are Stupid anyways

who gives a shit

[squallz13]

@libbyandtai

You know what's even more stupid.. All man made religions and gods.. which is all of them

dipshit

[33goego33]

00:33 you know

1:33 wieners!!!

[DRisLegend200919]

halloween a silly holiday just dont dress up if you dont want too lol

silly internet groups make me sick

[20beto06]

JESUS WEED!

[noobwerd]

YOU CAN TELL THERE NOT BRAINWASHED trololl

[cosmicforums]

Im a Jesus Weener!!!

LOL..I am so happy many people in that audiance are laughing at it. Its about time people started mocking that dusty old mythology.

[jaylias]

IM GOING TO HELL, I CAN'T WAIT! i'd rather be the Devil's bitch than God's slave

[gothichyppie]

Let kids live a little, will you?

[freshterds]

jesus WEEN... i thought itd be something else....

[bernygagne]

So that's what a thoroughly brainwashed child looks like.

[jesussycar777]

woow this guy is LOW

[thepinkbed]

HAHA this was funny...one of kimmel's finer kids-included satire clips

[misssilverrose86]

Look how sad this is becoming. We all spend our lives criticizing when we should be working together making our economy better, being more resourceful, getting jobs, an education, and making a future for our children and others.

[ReachGameplay]

Lol silly Christians

[keithdwill90]

@ReachGameplay silly Christians Myths are for kids

[AhearttoholdU]

i'm a muslim and i dnt think this should be tolerated anymore...somebody has to do sthing abt it! we are rediculizing the image of our savior peace be upon him

[PleadThaFizif]

hahaha i got that same jesus bobble head on my dashboard hahaha

[gustavokblo]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[frankdrebiin]

is this fuckin real? ohhh my goood oO

"kids, who wear costumes, go to hell"

why is this fundamental bs allowed.

save our children, forbid religion please

[TimmyTimmyS]

@frankdrebiin It was fake...

[frankdrebiin]

@TimmyTimmyS kay

[mgrey24]

@misssilverrose86 except for worshipping satan, which is awesome

[anythinggoesjoe]

im a Jesus Weenier too , fuck Halloween i dont need someone else to hand me food ! ..... but times are hard ...i guess all ages will be trick or treating this year

[13UnderTheGun]

This year, I can't wait to empty out my jesus weener sack all over the sofa or kitchen table!!!

[ThePretenderXXUSA]

Jesus Ween?? WTF hahahahahahaah

[TheCylom]

WEENERS

[PoisonOnHisLips]

This is so true!

[FernandoLuis191]

How do the minorities expect respect from me, if they don't respect me as the majority?

[RatedRDevil]

Remember when christians could take a joke about their religion? Jk tht nvr happened b4

[WATSONMUTH]

Lol very funny , good one jimmy

[Jakedastudly]

I've concluded that all Christians can't take a joke.

[TheLuvCrusade]

@Jakedastudly I laughed & hit " LIKE "! As far as some of these radical comments, well .. I can't take responsibility for that. I was raised Assemblies of God, so I can definitely relate to the humor in all of this. As a person at 33 who jus' simply CHOOSES to avoid religion at all costs, and well .. simply choosing to live his life in love, I am more free now than a lot of these crazy " fanatics " will ever be. Love and laughter is my only debt. And Jimmy represents both. <3 - Jason Jack Flash

[BiebzBeliebzInU]

I will never understand why "Hollywood" has to constantly prove their point of "going against" Christianity. Ok. We get it! And then they wonder why people are rude, cold, and cruel. But you WILL pump your beliefs down OUR throats through the media. Everyone's catching on. "Hollywood" is one sided, none of you ever follow us back on Twitter or talk to us for that matter. We're catching on. You're all selfish and only want YOUR point out there. Who cares. After the pride will your fall come!!

[gogirlz99]

I just unsubscribed, too. offending People isn't comedy.

[jamesfranco0312]

i just unsubscribed.. offending christians is hilarious isn't it -_-

[gloria4jesuschrist]

who care

I remember when Jimmy funny on tv

this not funny ;(

and show starting to suck

[AdenSantoni]

@gloria4jesuschrist I agree

[swpws]

@gloria4jesuschrist You're a Jesus weiner ?

[gloria4jesuschrist]

@swpws yes. and media keep making us rich ;)

[MargaretsLight]

children of the sun., AHHH!!

[chrysillo]

@RaySchoeffling1977 you are trying to mind control people with your 'everyone is titled to their own beliefs' speech

[Surflogg]

@RaySchoeffling1977 Well said!

[necramoniumdotc0m]

@RaySchoeffling1977 The only religious idiots in Christianity are the Westboro Bapthist Church.

[EricTheNihilist]

@necramoniumdotc0m Lol, that's right all the other Christians have the totally sane belief in a magical man in the sky who spends his day judging them for masturbating.

[princeminski47]

@RaySchoeffling1977 If you don't think Christians can be bullies you're smoking too much Bible.

[bernygagne]

@RaySchoeffling1977

Yeah, unless there are gays in the school, then all bets against Christians not being bullies are off.

[CelestialWoodway]

@RaySchoeffling1977 WTF? Christian assholes are usually the bullies dipshit.

[ji6vKYW1]

@CelestialWoodway Im a cristain amd I think thats not a good idea

[RandommmStuff]

@RaySchoeffling1977 Majority of the prison's population are Christans, Athiests only take up 0.2% of the prison population. Just saying. Just because someone is Christan doesn't mean they bully people.

[PaGoNdA]

@RaySchoeffling1977 fuck their religious beliefs, we should put an end to all this religion bullshit.

[myusernamesucks4evr]

Funny...you belive in hell

[ichbinback1000]

Thats not really funny. -.-

But maybe you should try this to laugh!!!

/watch?v=RNGMJ1ZkRc0&feature=c­hannel_video_title

AHAHHAHAHAHH OH YEAH!!! REALLY FUNNY!!

[LollitaSamaXOXO]

That is just too funny! But Jimmy's going to hell for making those kids say that!

[TheRandomkid321]

Well. See ya in hell everybody.

[tomer12266]

wow i just hate religious people more and more every day..

even though its not real.

[jamesfranco0312]

don't hate we didn't do anything to you@tomer12266

[tomer12266]

@jamesfranco0312 yeah you did.

[denial987]

If I were that black kid and I had a bible in that sack, I would have used it to pummel that white guy for not giving me candy.

[Shar12866]

"pagan costumes" interesting since Christianity was based on pagan beliefs

[Revenwazhere]

@Shar12866 Exactly what I thought when hearing that.

[ElPicos310]

I'am anti-religion and even I know that Halloween is a Christian event. Religions dumb fucks don't even know what their supposed to know, and yet they still follow.

[spoofsgalore87]

dude... i'm a christian and i find that lame.... i can kinda appreciate the thought, but it's lame.

[jamesfranco0312]

@spoofsgalore87 appreciate the thought? they just offended us

[jsee12953]

Looks good, but I sure hope those white "purity shirts" aren't of mixed fabrics, otherwise, straight to hell for those kids!

[giantpandadude]

9000th

[flybaby014563]

The little girl really seemed into it at first!

-insert "That's what she said"

[littleredinthehood]

Jesus Ween my ass.

[littleredinthehood]

@littleredinthehood I'd rather go to Hell.

[SightlyAbyss]

lol, whats even more funny, is allot of traditions like Easter are based on pagan beliefs lol

[riyaleh25]

first!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?

[Notavailable1193]

@riyaleh25 lol nope=)



[Notavailable1193]

holy shit am i first?

[ChuckNoarus]

@Notavailable1193 first fag