Oh my god that really happened? u took your scooter to the mechanic and the problem was that there wasnt gas? hahahaha thats awesome dude :D u da man!
ROFLMAO Thanks for sharing this, it made my day. I don't do a lot of self promotion but I will share a story with you and tell you why we sell so many of these stickers... that say TURN THE GAS ON......... You rock and I remain a fan!
I dug your womans voice.....Its the same impression I do of my own mother.. ( really, oh my gosh, really? ) thats my impression in quotation form. tops brotha, tops
omg lmao at the walking junk, but at the end of that u say the most aswam thing ever... very good =p oh man it was fuuny, thanks for the laugh mordeth
Lmao xD the ending had me in stitches for like 2 whole mins. It's good to cheer up, today I slipped on the ice and fell off my bike, I had the wind knocked out of me so I decided to just lie there on the road in my filthy misery for a little bit. Nobody helped, one guy just stared at me.
well if u ever come to US. and happen to be in Ohio, and happen to be in cleveland, and is so happens that one of my teachers are sick or something, can you please sub? haha
omgi wish u were my teacher and those kids are so obdient. the school system is way different then in canada for the i cant walk thing they would fire you!
I think the best part is that you diagnosed the problem... that it didn't have. lol Thumbs up for the vid though, and for having the nuts to share your mistakes and laugh about them.
I know you like statistics Mordeth and I found this in the newspaper today:
US researchers have shown that not knowing whats wrong with you is as bad, or worse, than knowing what your illness is. After measuring stress levels in 214 women about to have early treatment for breast cancer, scientists found they had the same amount of anxiety as those who were awaiting a biopsy to test for the disease.
Not sure if this will make you feel better or worse, but I thought you might appreciate it.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
so funny haha!
Spraaaaay 3 days ago
XDD
dvdlogitech 1 week ago
Funniest video ever!!!!
ElDummkopf 1 month ago
@mgblue Lmao at that
torybush2118 1 month ago
lol omg thats so funny i can walk can you...omg
mgblue 1 month ago
Oh my god that really happened? u took your scooter to the mechanic and the problem was that there wasnt gas? hahahaha thats awesome dude :D u da man!
TheMightyDahQ 1 month ago
"i cant walk" dude ahhahahah XDDDD
xninfoxx 2 months ago
very good XD dude you are the best when it comes to teaching, i wish i had you as a teacher
AngelXmikey 2 months ago
Wheelchair girl: I can juggle, can you?
other girl: No i can't
Other girl: I can walk, can you?
Wheelchairgirl: no i can't:'(
texlyon 3 months ago 2
i love how the kids don't now jack about what he was referring to in the end. lmao
sunabozu665 3 months ago 4
Love it!
w00tplayaw00t 4 months ago
omg m13 shows his face
aiden999999999 5 months ago
that's terrible.... I can walk, can you??? NO I CAN"T YOU SON OF A BITCH!
epjb226 5 months ago 4
The kids repeating are so cute!!
TheUniversalWoman 6 months ago
great teacher :)
tomazevic0tomazevic 6 months ago
I think i might have to become a English teacher and move to Taiwan, just so i can get the kids to copy what i say . . .
nazzarran 6 months ago 2
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say selena 5times and clap 5times post this on 2 other viedos and cheak your voice
cocoarandom 6 months ago
M13 is the BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD.
GumBa11Machine 6 months ago 5
boo ho ho haha
777cinnamon 7 months ago
one of my teachers would throw stuff at me if i got stuff wrong... but its not all bad cuz we would take his puzzle pieces and hide them...
Nekojack111 7 months ago 2
Mega funny I properly laughed at that
jock150 7 months ago
I thought the picture at the end was M13.
xShelleyxBx 7 months ago
@xShelleyxBx I think it is.
xXxEmbrac3xXx 7 months ago
@xShelleyxBx
That is M13.
Regret696 5 months ago
sexist much?
Volf99 7 months ago
dude thats ironic
BALJIT147 7 months ago
M13, why do you speak with an accent when teaching English?
MikeTaylor17 7 months ago
@MikeTaylor17 He's teaching asian kids
shamwow1996 6 months ago
wheelchair girl got owned
Cab0cl0 8 months ago 2
"Hey guys M13 here, I found out I am infact a woman." *buffering*... i was like wow, thats akward
djc4n 8 months ago
lol.... musicals...
attonrand1 8 months ago
i hope those kids sue you for recording and threaten them
ImDeathNote 8 months ago
@ImDeathNote
Read the description
ResediVlad 8 months ago
There should be a "like all videos by this user" button, just for mordeth13
gingermonkeykid 9 months ago
i cant walk, can you?
wolfj171 10 months ago 5
last bit was hilarius hahaha
thecrazyhenchman 10 months ago
lmfao
RapiDEraZeR 10 months ago
Ha.... I've always thought that all men secretly had a vag down there....
u4riac 11 months ago
lol that was freakin cruel and hilarious at the same time
underpartv 11 months ago
are you a teacher????
abrowning0421 11 months ago
@abrowning0421 are u a retard?
thecrazyhenchman 10 months ago
@thecrazyhenchman excuse me. it was when i first starting watching his videos and didn't know yet. do you really need to be such an ass?
abrowning0421 10 months ago
that was good m13
navalarch07 1 year ago
ROFLMAO Thanks for sharing this, it made my day. I don't do a lot of self promotion but I will share a story with you and tell you why we sell so many of these stickers... that say TURN THE GAS ON......... You rock and I remain a fan!
thatsticker 1 year ago
CALLED IT
busterurballs 1 year ago
The camel that broke the straw's back?????
alexpercy77 1 year ago
LMFAO! Sit down... >.> Break your legs..
flickers456 1 year ago
@mordeth
why do u cover the right corner
is it because it still says empty on the petrol gauge lol
ASHLambretta 1 year ago
i love it lmao. i can walk, can you?
9157128 1 year ago
Of course M13 is a woman! Didn't you all know?
NeroDzero 1 year ago
Lol! We're Not Alllll Like That :p
HelloLici 1 year ago
Hilarious
MrZelrok 1 year ago
I dug your womans voice.....Its the same impression I do of my own mother.. ( really, oh my gosh, really? ) thats my impression in quotation form. tops brotha, tops
JettBlackheart83 1 year ago
Your teaching would be really miserable if those school videos were not a joke :D
BadButNotSad 1 year ago
sit down...-_-... ill break your legs.
risendudelm 1 year ago 81
lol. "sit down or I'll break your legs."
ALienANnihilator 1 year ago 48
So you live in Japan and you are an English teacher? Thats sweet.
jakemiller026 1 year ago
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@jakemiller026
he actually lives in Taiwan.
pojo205 1 year ago
@jakemiller026 Taiwan, not every Asian country is Japan.
EvtheNev 1 year ago 6
@EvtheNev WHAAAT? NO WAY
thebeetalls 1 year ago
@EvtheNev Oh man I totally should've caught that by watching this video...I should really brush up on my Taiwanese and Mandarin.
jakemiller026 1 year ago
omg lmao at the walking junk, but at the end of that u say the most aswam thing ever... very good =p oh man it was fuuny, thanks for the laugh mordeth
victer95 1 year ago
Haha very nice vid
wowplayer160 1 year ago
Lmao xD the ending had me in stitches for like 2 whole mins. It's good to cheer up, today I slipped on the ice and fell off my bike, I had the wind knocked out of me so I decided to just lie there on the road in my filthy misery for a little bit. Nobody helped, one guy just stared at me.
Irishfreedom 1 year ago
Oh gawd the can you walk thing was great
xXWOND3RBR3ADXx 1 year ago
Hey M13!
I loved this video :D You as a women???? :D Running out of gas... that was really funny :) It doesn't matter, you are the best ;) Keep on!
Klauka46 1 year ago
well if u ever come to US. and happen to be in Ohio, and happen to be in cleveland, and is so happens that one of my teachers are sick or something, can you please sub? haha
DrummerNigel7 1 year ago
lol.. this made my day (:
ixKookies 1 year ago
you big meanie, laughin at the cripple kid :(
doveign 1 year ago
haha that last part made my day!
iminlovewithairsoft 1 year ago
Mordeth, is your wife hot?
OhSoAce 1 year ago
sit down or i'll break your legs ahaha WIN !
MysteryBiker123 1 year ago
I concur with the others, my day has been enlightened as a result of your video.
travers114 1 year ago
Thank you for enlightening my day.
steffcrombie 1 year ago
M13 has just discovered himself? ;P I thought he knew. ;D :D :D :D You wicked wanker. ;D
morningdew00 1 year ago
lmao your the man
connorconard 1 year ago
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo nice ending!!!
rtsoccerplayer 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAH the ending
xfreshmints 1 year ago
Omg so damn hilarious :D, I can juggle, can you? No, I can't.
I can walk, can you? No, I can't. :D
jonaska80 1 year ago 2
Hahahahahaha the ending was fucking hilarious xD Sit down ill break your legs ^^)
eatbeavers 1 year ago 3
omg ahahahahahahahahahah
wildicepick 1 year ago
HAHAHA ur so fucking funny
iliket0bike 1 year ago
i should use the "sit down or ill break your legs"thing on kids when i babysit
pye94 1 year ago 3
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Lol- I SAY YOU SAY
JoshTilley121 1 year ago
lol funny
Elecktra7752 1 year ago
i do that all the time ... although that may be me just refusing to pay for gas ... hmm i dumb! duuuurrrp !
seandiffer 1 year ago
LOLOLOL
lildomplaya2 1 year ago
you're hilarious M13
valleyisleguy 1 year ago
i can walk
flymyty 1 year ago
"SIT DOWN!... ill break your legs" hahaha
STEALTHSNIPER969 1 year ago 6
I KNEW IT!!!
ForceRecon198 1 year ago
Man, it would be awesome if I had Mordeth for a teacher in high school xD
xdarkreaperzx 1 year ago 2
@xdarkreaperzx But, I'm graduated now. Man, one can dream lol :p
xdarkreaperzx 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... The ending... LOL
nikthepilot 1 year ago
ROFL So random.
Caseyr0206 1 year ago
So how do you explain your kid? : P
sharkcrazy101 1 year ago
hahahahahaha doooood omg :D
joewizard100 1 year ago
LOL thats horible!!! lol
smileyblackpannther 1 year ago
lmao
TheBigBear41 1 year ago
lol 1:26
dapickleman33 1 year ago
sit down or I break your legs!! Mordeth that's not nice!!!
BackDoorFreak07 1 year ago
ROFL, epic gaz station.
Sit down ! I'll break your legs !
xenoalex 1 year ago 2
That's the funniest video i've seen in a loooonnngg time!!!! hahaha
Cheers man!
alimurison 1 year ago
I knew it! I freakin' knew it all the time!! lol
IAmLegendYT 1 year ago
Here's more proof you're a woman Mordeth: watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc
They caught you at the pool.
srstacy 1 year ago
hoho hahah :D this is epic :D bitch! you're out of fuel :D
pooqoo 1 year ago
wait you don't have an aversion to giving head to other men? or to women? hahah cus those would be two very different things lol
cristofolon 1 year ago
can you walk? No Boohooo
7DarkStarz 1 year ago
Hey Mordeth, have you seen the Z1000SX (Ninja 1000 here in the states) yet?
TheReapersSon 1 year ago
sit down! ill break ur legs xD
ZzBullTruezZ 1 year ago 2
Hey M13, I like your videos, can you show us how do you mount your camera?
and LOL "you's so big and strong"!!!
tamerasaad 1 year ago
the kids need to learn true life values.
You did the right thing!
TheAlienmonkey 1 year ago
Best video yet...
75zackattack75 1 year ago
Lol, I love your videos.
SpeckoGaming 1 year ago
Sit down i will break your legs hahahahaha
Stealthtube1 1 year ago 2
Silly juggling cripples. Think they're better than me, do they?
TheHoodadooda 1 year ago
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TheHoodadooda 1 year ago
looooooooooooollll
Slipsnob 1 year ago
Dude, YES! Estrogen powers unite!
starhobo14 1 year ago
Oh dear god, nothing has been as hilarious as this.
tgunnn 1 year ago
I'll break your legs! I laughed really hard at that.
Aj121231 1 year ago
omgi wish u were my teacher and those kids are so obdient. the school system is way different then in canada for the i cant walk thing they would fire you!
pwrstryka 1 year ago
HAHAHA "I can walk, can you? No I can't" HAHA classic
MidnightGrunt 1 year ago
Ok The I can walk joke was funny as hell. Good one M13.
TylorDark 1 year ago
The camel that broke the jugglers legs. HAHA
Krazyleggz742 1 year ago
i wish i had a teacher like you!
overkill861 1 year ago
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thebloomgirl 1 year ago
I can walk ha.
UltraEpicLoser 1 year ago
Haha, poor kids...
madmax678 1 year ago
I thought you were a woman if you rode that baby blue scooter !! It is definitely a BITCH BIKE . A Woman's version of a Mazda Miata ! LOL
MrJujitsu62 1 year ago
LMAOOOO i can walk can you?
mrjojosaccomplice 1 year ago
@RingRhythm Haha hell yeah, I knew that someone was gonna recognize it :D
crusiatusblack 1 year ago
Ill be your bf and move to Taiwan with you haha
bigguns1997 1 year ago
These kids could placed at all road junctions with cans of gas, ready to help.
I think this already happens in north korea.
asdeaff 1 year ago
That "I Say, You Say" ending made me forget I'm being evicted.
Caldarich 1 year ago
@Caldarich FUCKING LOLZ
stevewoods1024 1 year ago
epic ending! this goes str8 to favorites. (ignoring the fail in the first part of this vid)
bv90andy 1 year ago
I can WALK ! can YOU ?? hahahahaah epic WIN!
scarface4never 1 year ago 47
@scarface4never omg so funny hahaha
Maldy07 1 year ago
that sucks mordeth, shit happens
TobyW360 1 year ago
hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha poor kids >.>
lazytrunks 1 year ago
M13 educating his little clone army :3
CharinZain 1 year ago 2
@CharinZain hahah brilliant :)
insaneRideOuts666 1 year ago
Best M13 video ever.
balinne 1 year ago 2
"the camel that broke the straws back" ahaha
Bnewman8629 1 year ago 46
Hahahaha one of my favorite vids from you now.
futboleroR10 1 year ago
i bet you are a women and u need some glasses
Ana1Hai1 1 year ago
Lol that was funny you twit lol :)
Stealthtube1 1 year ago
lmfao, good laugh. Everyone has their off days.
yesiamanalien 1 year ago
Sit down!.... I'll break your legs
AsianGuyCovers 1 year ago 2
The camel that broke the straws back? lol got it backwards
sjreynolds9208 1 year ago
nice one lol
dharte111 1 year ago
DAAAAA!!!!!!! :)))
Lyfanzeeu 1 year ago
LOL...make them say somehting funny next time
caiocrz 1 year ago
funniest video
91biker 1 year ago
i wish you were my teacher in school.hahah
gtituner16 1 year ago
I think the best part is that you diagnosed the problem... that it didn't have. lol Thumbs up for the vid though, and for having the nuts to share your mistakes and laugh about them.
90gtvert 1 year ago
The camel that broke the straws back. Must be a Confucius derivative. lol
izsmrpickle 1 year ago
M13, don't worry, It takes a man to admit he failed to figure out he ran out of gas!
DukeWayneLopez 1 year ago
Everyone does something stupid once in a while. Just laugh about it!!
TheFutureIsTomorrow 1 year ago
Was M13 using the helmet on the class? O.o
CharinZain 1 year ago
Funny my bike broke down today well i was thinking it had broken down but Guess what it was !? no fuel! lol!
Martinnc30 1 year ago
the camel that broke the straws back .. good stuff right there lol
anthony00011 1 year ago
LOL great vid, i thought you were gonna say that the scans dicovered you were a woman. What make is your scooter? Is it a Red one ;)
MADMARK00 1 year ago
Hilarious!, awesome video bud!
nickywilliams 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah "I can walk can you? no I can't :( booo hoo hooo ha ha ha"
mentalelley 1 year ago
love the begining and love the end :L so funny keep em up dude!!
chvy3 1 year ago
'The camel that broke the straws back'...
lol
ScramUK 1 year ago
youre working as a teacher, mordeth?
Shakirafan1990 1 year ago
@Shakirafan1990 lol you fail
dannyweeks12345 1 year ago
@Shakirafan1990 BAD!!!!!
mastclimbers 1 year ago
This is one of your funniest vids ever! Thanks for being man enough to share your humility :-)
steve4nlanguage 1 year ago
The ending is extremely funny/ hahaha..
jblue2000 1 year ago
I know you like statistics Mordeth and I found this in the newspaper today:
US researchers have shown that not knowing whats wrong with you is as bad, or worse, than knowing what your illness is. After measuring stress levels in 214 women about to have early treatment for breast cancer, scientists found they had the same amount of anxiety as those who were awaiting a biopsy to test for the disease.
Not sure if this will make you feel better or worse, but I thought you might appreciate it.
sargeantscigar 1 year ago 16
man you're a good teacher . . . Can you break his legs? yes you can xDD jajajja
DanielOmarUrieta 1 year ago
Videos like this are the reason I'm subscribed to you mordeth
Wahahahah *like*
spektrumusic 1 year ago
I can walk, can you?. ...made my day.