Surprise, cockfags

[RoadRunnerMusic]

i always thought he said cockface

[Rwy801998]

i can only imagine if someone had this ringtone and it goes off during school...

[FormerHuman]

Beats anything that Michael Bay ever wrote in his life.

[OmgItHasMyArm]

0:23 EPIC FACEPALM

[1SpeedDean]

the greatest action quote in film history!

[FreddyPatrickJackson]

@zooom969 are you saying that on every video?

[LazyNightz]

Is this a barbie and ken movie?? LOL

[CarbombSymphony]

@LazyNightz You're a cockfag.

[LazyNightz]

@CarbombSymphony Oh that's not nice to say sir

[RainboltWonderColt]

No description available. No description needed.

[letsgetverydrunk]

that is the funniest line in the whole film XD

[anakinfire9]

This should be the new Rick roll

[GamingInTime]

what movie is this?

[Pamsayshelllo]

@GamingInTime Team America

[WWFCshoreyWWFC]

@GamingInTime ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

[RTRDPrOd]

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[TheCommidor]

I thought it was cockbag

[LCplGoodfellas]

lol I could have sworn he said cockface everytime I saw this part!

[Warpiet]

USA is homophobisch! I hate them! I am not homo!

[Jokerdog2812]

@Warpiet You having to state that you're not homo makes you sound homophobic. You German Cockfag

[Warpiet]

@Jokerdog2812 I am not a nazi asshole! I am dutch! And Dutch is a really diferent langugage hoer!

[TheRealHackmaster]

@Warpiet Deutschland - Dutchland

Surprize, Nazi-fag!

(just joking)

[Warpiet]

@TheRealHackmaster I live in the Netherlands and not in nazi land! Diffrence: Dutch: Geef me mijn fiets terug! English: Give me my bike back! German: Gib mir mein fahrad zuruck!

[TheRealHackmaster]

@Warpiet okay, I get it

[moddedmicrowave]

SUPRISE, COCKFAGS! LOL

[Mezric]

they figured out some thing to counter-act the terriost stupid ways(truly if their are t's, that are exploding what a dumb strategy to be employing in war?, but some thing similar happened close to the end of world war II, when the forces were crashing planes, in to naval bases of the allies)

[sandman555210]

hahaha

[jv9ufxcy]

True story.

[Stuffedcrust55]

hahhahahahahaha 00:11

[chefgiovanni]

funny shizzle I do declare

[wilsonsayye]

0:10

[SirTim123]

First time I saw this I laughed for a solid 20 minutes

[GayDawg1524]

Surprise, cockfags!

A surprise cockfags reference video!

Bwahahahaha!

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

12 murka durka jihad.

[CommElite]

this should be a new rickroll. Lure people with enticing video and instead, this clip plays.

[RestorationSlam]

I love how they destroy Cairo and they're like "WE FUCKING DID IT!"

XDDDD

[ShannonSocca88]

The only description needed is "Suprise cockfags"

[thrashandburn1022]

this should go viral. and have remixes and irl compilations.

[FunOnABun1]

"No description available" You're goddamn RIGHT.

[TheGriloBoy]

WTF is this piece of shit

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

"no description available"

Pretty much

[Failcakez1337]

So american, destroying everything.

[Goomberdups]

It looks like he's trying to say "kiss me,  kiss me"

......SMARTASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[aguyandarock]

homophobic but hilarious

[101ramboman]

Surprise CoDfags

[jet62095]

LIKE A BOSS

[ertc20]

after suprise cockfags!!! The terrorists were like OSAMA BIN LADIEN!!!!

[PORTEHOUSEable]

12 people are cockfags!

[Stincil]

That Gary sure could act!

[nonyabiarch]

my fav team america bit

[Nmoose27]

i thought it was cockface...

[BiloLCFC]

I've been looking for the right thing to say next time I need to surprise some cockfags. Thank you so much.

[ToadsMGodes]

Anybody who thinks he says "cockbags", is truly a CockFag and deserves to be surprised.

[GodlessShredder]

@ToadsMGodes I thought he said "cockface."

[tpoucat]

Best line in the whole movie, I think I laughed hardest at this out of the whole movie

[TheOM3G4]

Kim Jong il dead? suprise,cockfags!

[bobstalobsta]

AREC BARDWIN

[Entertekken]

Haha, love how they destroy every international monument in that movie :)

[adenhawke]

It's cockbags! 

[369darkness]

@adenhawke lol u have to buy the real movie cause it says cockfags...

[ToadsMGodes]

@adenhawke wrong.

[JUZAMAN1998]

PRESS 4 FOR SURPRISE COCKFAGS

[chicubs424]

lolthtmadenosenseatall

[MarioSpeedWagon]

Press 3 for middle eastern reach around

[1DAREDEVILFAN]

hahahaha they used puppets

[prokentsful]

I love how this movie completely makes fun of America, even though it's made by Americans.

Such good humour behind that!

[wardemon46]

VALMORPHANIZE should be what the power rangers shout

[starkiller9831]

And thus, the internet was born.

[luckysod04]

Press "4"

[DutchZwerver]

You know, I've learned something today.

1. That you can activate something by not even pressing the button.

2. The word "cockfags".

3. That a car is plus minus the same size of the Sphinx's head.

[ignatei]

what is a cockfag?

[TheDemoDummyDude]

@ignatei yo..yo...yo.....uncle....

[scalbard]

it's cuntrags

[Wolfbane8]

I'm so ronery

[funstuffz242]

best line ever to be in a movie

[jaydimes10851]

i thought that lion thing was in ejipt not terrorist land

[ecchibanzaii]

AArhhh Hans, Grad you cud come.

[IHDN]

and here I thought it was 'cockface' all these years...oh the pain...

[T0m291189]

great scene of an awesome movie unfortunately there 6 cockfags that didn't get the joke :p

[NoobArtist77]

"Do you remember the signal?!"

[PureZOOKS]

To be honest, it sounds more like "cock-face" than anything else.

[toddpinkstonisgod]

Cockfags, what a terrific word.

[sozamaria]

0:10

[Thedarkslayer77]

if i was a soldier in the osama secret compound mission. id have an LMG and kick open the door and be all like SUPRISE COCKFAGS! and blow the shit out of every1

[SonnyJim08]

I always thought it was "surprise cockface". Im dissapointed.

[EponymousKid]

@SonnyJim08 But "cockfags" is funnier because they totally invented that word just for this movie.

[SonnyJim08]

@Eponymous That doesnt make it funnier because its original. Cockfags just doesnt sound right to me.

[0000AllFitness0000]

America always wins <3

[hitlerfanboy]

cockfags for LIFE!!!!

[Kukulcan88]

talibams in Egypt?

[TheJamesAnimations]

0:11 Instant Lol Button

[TheGaffa99]

I shout this playing COD..

[Dovahninja]

ahh the only kind of kill is overkill

[Cheabs123]

Thought it was Cockface

[PierreJeanPierre]

@Themysterycreeper no it's not cockbags, but thanks to the guy who uploaded the "surprise, COCKBAGS" video many people on YT believe so, even if it's just a silly private joke. By the way he himself says that the real word his "cockfags", just check his video if you don't believe me.

[BlazersFan77]

@Themysterycreeper FAIL

[crippenfalyfe]

@Themysterycreeper It doesn't even sound like cockbags....

[Cheabs123]

@Themysterycreeper Well, it int

[copperheadsif]

@Cheabs123

"Well, it int"

i love this. best response ever.

[TheAshOfOurFriends]

@Themysterycreeper It is most certainly "cockfags"

[hitlerfanboy]

@Themysterycreeper its cockfags unblock ur ears dude

[rushthezeppelin]

@Themysterycreeper Nope it's definitely Cockfags.........

[Meganight800]

@Themysterycreeper he clearly says cockfags whats wrong with you lol

[Eddy9412]

@Themysterycreeper no it's cockface lol

[hendrixrules11]

i thought this whole time he was saying cockbags

[MinnesotaThrasher]

@hendrixrules11 cock fags is funnier haha

[Daekoni]

MATTTTTTTTT DAMMOOOOOONNNNNNNN

[GodOfGummyz]

@Daekoni WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!

[Hman382]

0:10 for 'Surprise, Cockfags'

[camerakiller1]

well this was.... umm what did i just watch?

[weebaby8ly]

haha..."belive"

[iSniipeezz]

0:10 Lol

[havoc697]

That one liner is my ringtone

[ps3specter]

@havoc697 Awesome text-tone.

[RiiidgeRaacer]

5 cockfags were surprised.

[roflollies]

Just as she presses the button press 9

[Andy50k1]

XD best line ever lol

[abankse83]

Hahaha. the

Film

Actors

Guild

awards

[drake2241]

0:10

[PierreJeanPierre]

@svenskafaran Well that's called parody, I couldn't "belive" that some people lacked humor to the point of not understanding such an obvious thing, but here you are !

[Straylight100]

@PierreJeanPierre Its well known that Swedes have no sense of humour....who would living in a country named after a type of turnip.

[koldebaloo]

@PierreJeanPierre in he´s defence he is swedish.. they are all pussy´s and assholes. who gets fuckd by dicks ;)

[SteDeRaver]

@svenskafaran Look up: Parody.

[mjovanovic]

@svenskafaran American Propaganda? This is a movie satirizing the American position - I'd hardly call it propaganda - but I'd defiantly call it funny. Republicans might not though.

[KalashnikovKid762]

@mjovanovic Most republicans still think it's a fucking awesome movie.

[TheImperialistStates]

@svenskafaran you're the only one who believed this to be p

ropaganda, you dumb ass lolololol

[sangyuni96]

lol this entire movie is a satire of American foreign policy....

[Tracassin465]

@svenskafaran

Very bad movie!!!

[Emmma360]

@svenskafaran The point of the movie was to make fun of how when America go to "sort" shit out, they just cock it up

[iCHARRLZ]

@svenskafaran

Yeah, because we totally believe in a bunch of terrorist killing puppets. Why don't you go fuck yourself and cook some meatballs.

[jurassicturd3]

@svenskafaran lol you're a fucking retard

[methodman3211]

@svenskafaran What's "belive" I don't believe that is a word.

[TheSatanicCreature]

@svenskafaran The joke of this movie is that America always tries to police the world. It is a parody. That's right, you'd better "belive" it.

[flybikes90]

@svenskafaran Your an ignorant cockfag.

[partydude123456789]

@svenskafaran this was amovie paying out america dumb ass

[PhilLovesThrash]

@svenskafaran This is clearly satire...

[ChristianInvisibles]

@svenskafaran

Your comment is so stupid that it almost physically hurts me to read it.

[TheRealHackmaster]

@ChristianInvisibles don't worry, he's Swedish. Swedish people are stupid. We in Norway have jokes of them like:

Two Swedish people are on a fishing Trip.

Swedish1: I Forgot the knife, how do we kill the fish?

Swedish2: We drown it!

.

How to get a Swedish have fun for hours: Take a blank sheet of A4 paper

and write "turn the page" on both sides.

What happened to the Swedish housewife who ironed the curtains? She fell out the window.

[DannyDaBaddy]

@TheRealHackmaster - How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!

trust me, we have jokes about you to, fellow skandinavian ! :D

[TheRealHackmaster]

@DannyDaBaddy Weird, I've heard the exact same joke, only about you!

[AKASUKIJOE]

Yeah My friends at school did not know if i was gonna be going to same school or not any more when I showed up first day this was exactly what i said

[DannyEastes]

Team America: Saving the world from terrorists by blowing it up before them

[TheJoebtv]

I can imagine FPS Russia saying that quote

[seetherCW]

press 3 repatedly for rape

[JTheato999]

press 2 repeatedly for frigging lool

[doogies11]

9 8 9 9 8 9 9 8 9 9 9 8

[doogies11]

keep on pressing 3

very naughty things will happen

[THESOSBRIGADEMEMBER1]

this movie is so realistic lol

[Gir3222]

*playing AvP2*  *chestburster pops out* Chestburster: SUPRISE COCKFAGS!

[ioudas69]

OOOO i thought it said "surprise cockface" : )

[AdamusUmbra]

This is an oscar winning scene.

[PFDCKING]

ohhh derka derka derka

muhhamed jhad

[MegaCobra30]

Press 8 then 9 repeatedly for epic head bang...

[insider94]

@MegaCobra30 press 3 for humping

[JTheato999]

@insider94

[JTheato999]

@MegaCobra30 HAHA loool

[arranhiggs]

would love it if this was the one liner used right before shooting Bin ladden in the face

[rzn0]

The most Epic line Ever!!

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