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  • nothing is worse than a mosquito bite on your one of your balls.

  • OFF! is all I need.

  • Summer is favorite season but m when there is mosquitoes I hate mosquitoes there so annoying i wish there was something like chemical spray that would kill all the mosquitoes all round the world

  • @co45935 there is this nifty little invention called mosquitoe spray.

  • You will need:

    A Gun

    Steady Aim Pro

  • kill them with fire ;D heheheh

  • screw all of this im using a flamwthrower!

  • my dad said mosquitoes follow the air you breath out because most air is from a livving thing so they follow it and scence it, so when i go to bed and i hear a mosquito i hold my breath then it leaves :D

    it really works!

  • @HazelsMew i do that 2 =D

  • WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE CAMP IN FLORIDA AND ITS BY A LAKE SO YA IM GONNAHAVE SOME FUN AND Y WOULD I WEAR LONG SLEEVES AND PANTS AT CAMP ITS FUCKING HOT

  • mosqutios are most dangrest to humans,They do millions of deaths

  • the easiest way is to start planting LAVENDER. It's beautiful, smells good and it kills the mosquitos silently. try it :)

  • @Aaronmogi cool!

  • How to kill mosquitoes!! Materials required: Two hands Optional: CLapping skills Step 1 : Find a moquitoe. step 2 : Clap your hands on the mosquito You have successfully killed one now do it with all Did you know ? A man from Ukraine killed mosquitoes as a job.
  • Edmonton was mosqito city this year

  • At vietdoung yeah but his only rymhmes are baby

  • or just get OFF Clip-on.

  • Chuck Norris can sense you from anywhere.

  • step 1. stay inside with doors and windows blocked.

  • Dragonflies and spiders = good.

  • eradicate vegetation around my house just for a bunch of tiny ass bugs? are you nuts?!

  • they said we can't eradicate mosquitoes... we eradicated smallpox?

  • if you don´t like mosquitoes don´t go to Dalarna in sweden there is a shit ton of them there

  • Yeah because everyone wears long sleeves on a 100 Degrees day...

  • I had a bugzapper at my school and there was a pile of mosquitos underneath it everyday!! :)

  • Ok, So The Local Pool got mosquitoes in it.. I better start going to an indoor pool instead

  • Step one suck : it up and go on with your day

  • step 1: stay inside no matter what

  • WTF do Mosquitos do other than suck blood and kill people in africa?! kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I live in a woods near a lake i ussualy go out at evenings, i rarely mow my lawn, my windows are opened because i want air in my house, i don't have a repelent, there's a shitload of shady areas.

  • Step one: Blow them all up.

  • How come we can make dinosaurs extinct but not mosquitos , dinosaurs are cool :)

  • It showed a girl that goes online.. I'm going to other how to

  • burn a termites nest or cattail's flower

  • Step One: Buy Mosquito repellent

    Step Two: Spray it on your body

    DONE!

  • Optional: Flamethrower.

  • how to deal with mosquitoes

    step 1: goto the nearest store

    step 2: buy repellent

    step 3: read instruction

    step 4: do it.

  • step 1 stob being gay and call an exterminator

    step 2if step 1 doesnt work learn how to cook mosquitos

  • i go to jamaica and we buy off,mosquitos are like what the hell and just go right through it for your skin.

  • step 1:kill those motha f**kas

    step 2:you did a good job

  • You will need

    1. a flamethrower with 50+ feet of reach

    2. mosquitos

  • You will need:

    1. Hands to kill those motherfuckers.

  • This was the most boring howcast video i've seen.

  • Step 1: Get OFF! clip on.

    Problem Solved

  • step 1:put mosqitos repelent spray on.

    tip:mosiqoits will die.

    did you know:mosqitos go for fat people

  • well if mosquitos become extincted then bats will 2 becuz bats eat mosquitos

  • buy a mosquio replient BRACLet there cuteand work great :p AT WALMART haha this is how bored i am :\

  • I used to live at a beach, there were a lot of skeeters there. I hung a bug zapper and after about 2 weeks, the skeeters vastly reduced in numbers.

  • 1:45 its rapeing his head!

  • mosquitos make me vwet

  • step 1 kill yourself,bye,bye mosquitoes problems !

  • Our house used to be filled with mosquitos about 1 per square feet

  • 0:43 - ELEPHANT TRUNK!!

  • This is why I hate camping

  • 0:55 hes flippin me off!

  • Why am I watching this? There are no mosquitos where I live!!

  • Step 1:Get back inside

  • i have a bug zapper, its not a waste of money just zap the hell out of every bug you see. then it works

  • Screw Mosquitos, It's summer and don't have a A/C so if i want to get the house cooled down at night I have to put up with 1000 of them.

  • step1:put on a repellent

  • I watched this video at about 20 sec in a mosquito flew right to my face.

  • You will need:

    Flamethrower

  • That mosquito buzzing sound in the video is unbearable if you have headphones on. I almost screamed.

  • optional: flamethrower

  • step 1: install a bug poison mister!

  • deet is bad

  • step one:dont be no bitch and deal with ya PUSSY!!!!!

  • buy off clip on. that's simple

  • If it is Fucking hot outside , which is when all the mosquito's come out , why in the world am I gong to were a long sleeve shirt and trousers ?!

  • @polkadot1557 In a lot of places, mosquitoes come out closer to the end of the day/at night when it cools down. That's at least what happens where I live. By that time the temp is cool enough that I can survive in a light-materialed long-sleeved shirt and pants It's more horseflies I have to worry about when the heat is at prime, haaa

  • my ears accually started ringing on the mosquito sound

  • I WANT A LAWNMOWER THAT MOWS THE LAWN BY ITSELF!

  • I watch these when I have a bad day..., I always fall off the bar stool laughing!

  • try to avoid being born

  • or: you can get off

  • @KiraAdzoir They are food for lots of birds. In the evening (most of all in the summer) birds will fly lower to catch bugs, so they can eat them.

    I know, I don't like them either, but yeah, we can't do anything about them...

    ( sorry if there are a lot of mistakes in this comment, i'm from Holland...)

  • I know a MUCH better and faster way.

    H-bomb.

  • co2 thats wt causes golbal warming

  • There should be a video called How to protect yourself from justin beiber

  • @vietduong128 Throw away your tv, throw away your radio and don't buy newspapers or magazines! And try to have as much sex as you can.

  • @vietduong128 act straight?

  • @vietduong128 ..... thats easy .... dont watch gay porn

  • @vietduong128 hit him with a bottle!

  • @Bspartan1212 not just a bottle a frozen one :D

  • @hugh705 A frozen one thats on fire and is filled with acid.

  • @vietduong128 Really? I can keep Justin Bieber away by using a fan, Yellow light bulbs, And Anti-JB Repellent? xD

  • @vietduong128 That doesn't even make sense...not everyone has seen justin bieber in REAL life... and what does he have to do with Mosquitos. Gah, trolling <_<

  • @KaylaLoveYaLucas I'm trolling can't you tell. bieber's got o ryme

  • @vietduong128 o ryme? wtf lol.

  • @vietduong128 1. Spell his name right 2. Don't listen to his music. There.

  • you will need: a belt, and slaping skills

  • repelent

  • i hate mosquitos so annoying, what good do they do anyways? why are they here, all they do is suck and carry diseases and spread it. i wish bugs would go away. expect for butterflies, ladybugs, fishflies and i guess bees can stay they help the flowers, expect for killer bees they can go and worms i gues too they help with the soil lol

  • Mosquitoes = HARDCORE TWILIGHT FANS!

  • thumbs up if you watch how to videos that dont relate to you at all

  • lol. i go outside at night and bring mosquito zapper XD

  • It should bt the law to own a bug zapper

  • how about dengue fever?

  • MosquitoPatch is a revolutionary concept in mosquito bite protection. It combines the latest technology in trans-dermal delivery and the effective, all natural, safe mosquito bite protection of thiamine, vitamin B1.

    With the MosquitoPatch you can rest assured that you and your family are actually being protected from mosquito bites.

  • step 1: USE BUG SPRAY!!!

    step 2: dont go outside unless u used Step 1!

  • Step 1:run

    Step2:hide

    Step3:FLAMETHROWER

  • A good way is Vitamin B6 I think cuz it changes ur skin scent and mosquitoes dont like it. SAme with smoke. :)

  • I want to fucking kill every fucking mosquito in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD Motherfucking mosquitoes!!!

  • How To Deal With Mosquitoes:

    Step 1: Flamethrower.

    Step 2: Profit.

  • @CarToyCar well then if u have a pool Mosquitos r layin their eggs there everyday

  • Who says having an animal extincted is sad? MAKE MOSQUITOS EXTINCT!!!

  • @Cyconsy Its not fair how the best animals are gone: dodos, mamoths, nearly tigers,

    yet damn mosquitos still exist!! I guess they're too smart for us humans!!!

  • @Cyconsy Amen!

  • @Cyconsy actually, only the females bite. the males pollinate. so we actually need a few.

  • @Cyconsy but still, CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?

  • @Cyconsy thats imposible

  • @Cyconsy wasps of all kinds and japan beetles too

  • @Cyconsy a mosquitos arent animals there bugs

  • @Cyconsy Mosquitoes balance in the nature, try not to fuck up with nature, if its good like it is don't fuck it up

    There is a fun saying: When noah was about to enter the ark, he should have smashed the flies that were entering

    Interesting enough, that saying is wrong

  • Zappers do work!, last summer, my uncle had one on aout side all night, at first it was zapping frequently and slowly less and less times I heard the zaps, until finally there were barely any moskitoes left :)

  • what if you have a pool????

  • @CarToyCar treat the pool water

  • I pay taxes and the goverment hasent yed destroyed all the mosquitoes.

  • 1:34 its like bringing back a really really horrifying movie experience.

  • Never visit Arkansas. Done

  • dont go outside

  • lol call in the USA army to kill the mosquitos :P

  • We as humands should find a way to makr the mosqueto EXTINCT

  • dealing with Mosquitoes....

  • final step: Don't live in florida

  • @MetalAgainstMetallic i failed that part

  • @MetalAgainstMetallic there like everywhere i live in the sonoran desert and they live here! (arizona)

  • @MetalAgainstMetallic there in less places of Flordia that have mosquitoes i went to disneyworld and i did NOT even see 1 mosquito's

  • @MetalAgainstMetallic i failed at tep

  • step 1: MOSQUITO SPRAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

  • use bugsray

  • the mosquito is one of those bugs that if it would go extinct we really wont care

  • @Mega554321 and mosquito repelling businesses would go out of business.

  • Step 1: Don't Go Outside...

  • Lol I never thought of the fan technique. Just blow them away so they can't land on you!

  • ae 1:13 the lawn mower was magically mowing itself. Ooooh!

  • step 1 buy the mosquitoes repelent from the tv comercial

  • my bro's got LOTS of mosquito bites

  • if you like techno, listen to DJ Alligator Project - Mosquito and listen to the lyrics ^_^

  • trampamosquito . com

  • they have been raping me whole night long -.- I want them exterminated!!!!!!

  • I just got bit by a mosquito before a found this video. :(

  • Step 1: Grab a FlameThrower

    Step 2: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

  • just lay down in the grass and let them drink your blood

  • why not get someone you hate and make them run and get all sweaty so THEY attract all the mosquitos...then everyones happy ^_^...well not everyone >:D

  • Deal or kill!

  • or you could just deet the shit out of ur whole body

  • Lysol, spray it on them, or a disinfecting spray.

  • If your willing, there is a MUCH more effective method. It gets rid of 100% of the mosquitos if you do this in a good 30 acre or so area i.e. a farm. The video is not mine. All credits go to Davidsfarm. Link is: youtube.com/watch?v=eGJY6iYMMJ­w

  • I just get my bb gun and the know what time it is.

  • i have an idea. connect the repellent to the back of the fan pointing forward. turn on the fan and spray the repellent. this will spread the repellent

  • Mosquitoes are worse than Goerge W Bush

  • I have a blood that mosquitos love so I got that little Off belt clip and I don't get any bites! NOT AN AD but it really works

  • I want mosquitoes to die forever X(

  • mosquitoes can also carry Lyme Disease. ALL biting insets carry Lyme Disease

  • or juustbe really carefull and never open the door of your house

  • GAELIC does repell some mosquitos

  • 0:38 The can says "pesticides"

    -_-

  • Step 1. Suck it up you pansy.

  • Step 1 : Grow citronella plants every where you can .

    Step 2 : Squeeze the juice out of them .

    Step 3 : Spray the juice everywhere . Mosquitos HATE the smell .

  • Seriously, why do Mosquitoes EXIST??? x(

  • @AnimeAspieFanatic To make our lives more annoying and painful... Geez i wish all mosquitos in the planet PERISH!!!!!! O___O

  • Tactical Nike Them!

  • NUKE MOSQUITOES!!!!

  • step 9 move to south pole

  • HOW TO DEAL WITH MOSQUITOES

    STEP 1: Bring Chuck Norris with you

    STEP 2: Your protection radius should be OVER 9,000 miles.

  • I'd rather get a shotgun and shoot all those little bastards.

  • i LOVE mosquitoes!!!

  • step one: acquire military grade minigun

    step two: be strong

    step three: acquire really small rounds of ammunition

    step four: Fire...

    Nuff said