Botchamania 161

[BArTubeable]

What is the music of 3:43?

[talebi818]

SABU IS THE WORST OF ALL TIME omggggg

[campbellhippie]

@talebi818 could you imagine Sabu vs. Mongo now that would be a piece of shit haha

[TheUltimoOpurtunidad]

7:07 who are these guys?

[QuackenInsanity]

@TheUltimoOpurtunidad The black guy looks like Titus O'Neil, dunno about the other one, it's FCW.

[TheUltimoOpurtunidad]

it looks reler with the botches

[MrCrow42]

foreign commentators cant call shit

[EnforcerX71]

Finally, we LITERALLY couldn't see Cena.

[SinCity2100]

What the Hell!?! Crimson was actually Darkseid all along!!

[captcharisma419]

8:27...John Cena with the Cornette face...priceless!!

[PYLrulz1984]

The sad thing with CZW... They do shows from ECW Arena... Makes me wanna tear it down so it doesn't have to suffer from that indignity.

[MrMrOlympia]

best simpsons ending bahahah

[1vas2]

Haha Loved The Ending Where Crimson Struck Abyss And It Had A Quote From The Simpsons haha

[SpliffnHaze]

The 3rd ending was good

[Carlitonsp1]

I'm surprised no one has called me out on the botch I made at 10:50.

[MrDasolja]

is that the music of 'Zombies' i hear?

[Macca1969]

TNA has really become a joke. I honestly thought Bischoff and Hogan would make it so much better. It's just awful.....

[LastoftheGeeks]

The PUFF moment with Funk was so funny, as well as the three endings.

[TheSuperplex1001]

Hahaha.

[bazmanfitz]

poor bastard in the red pants at the end...

[ArtofMetal22]

what are the names of those cool videogame soundtracks u have matt? Im looking for snes video game music i loved since i was a kid. Also i really dig all ure botchmania vids from the start, i am amazed at the work u put into ure vids, thank you.

[paynexkillerAOTF]

Resides: Mexico City. THEREFORE SHE IS MEXICAN.

[Mugenat0r]

Hulk Hogan approves.

[KamenFighter]

For some reason the Japanese use "brainbuster" and "suplex" interchangeably, I guess since physically they're so similar, so the announcer calling the superplex a brainbuster is not a botch, unless you're saying all Japanese announcers are botching.

The reverse DDT call, however, is inexcusable.

[OctoberRaven]

@KamenFighter Jeff Hardy's superplex was pretty sloppy though.

But it's Jeff Hardy, so it would be more shocking if he did it right.

But Kamen is mostly right, Japanese announcers call vertical suplexes brainbusters, and brainbusters sheer drop brainbusters. More amateur wrestling based suplexes (like the belly to belly or the German) are still called suplexes though.

[Lallin92]

omg was that crappy event at 4:00 and forward in Finland? thas my home country... I feel ashamed... :P

[RVDinator]

FUCK THIS COMPANY, EVERY WEEK! HILARIOUS!

[T3hTommay]

What's the piece at 03:37 called?

[april1892]

Around 4:48, another botched finish and the ref just lies down. Cornette face is needed.

[TooMuchGass]

I need sheiks attitude

[alexandur55]

Whos the FCW chick?

[solbycolby]

I was at that Slamboree... it was in St. Louis

[alexgg1wf]

omfg the 3 endings were so fucking funny.. xD

[theoutlawstave]

WHY? LOL

[havok1175]

So we're getting Vince vs Snake at wrestlemania???? FACK.

[OKRpepsi]

What the fuck?

Aj Styles Kash sabu at kulttuuritalo?Wow never knew that those guys have been here in finland,

[VulGarretty21]

best endings ever

[MarioMetroidFan]

I knew Hardy at Wrestle Kingdom 5 would be in a botchamania!

[darkaudu]

9.35 lol @ the guy doing a spinerooni with his neck!

[craigbledge]

knobs betta get used to movin bins hes fukn useless

[ZombieEater2010]

Terry Funk has to have the kindest voice I've ever heard.

[SuperDragonICP]

wait, at 1:35 you call a regular suplex "brainbuster" in japan. The brainbuster would be the Sheerdrop Brainbuster in japan

[Kettlemio91]

OH MY! The final ending...was BRILLIANT! 

[jwub10]

I'TS ME AUSTIN!!!!!!!!

[JohnACorp782]

Oh shit!!! VPW Culture Shock made it to Botchamania!? :D Thank you MAffew! You should've heard the commentaries too. F'n awful. When Sonyy Siaki went for a powerbomb, the commentator said: "I think it's going to be a Shooting star press!!!" VPW was pretty much fucked from day one..

[rolemodel29]

fuck the fucken ultimate warrior hahahahaha

[Ac3Saint]

I keep coming back to this mother fucker just for the MGS ending. Too good.

[tommyzaso]

The funniest thing in wrestling to me is when they try and blow something up. Even when it's successful, it's so stupid. It's really hard to take it seriously and suspend your disbelief when you're either blowing up a ring or electrifying a cage. Great Botchamania.

[Smithereen1]

Nice Platoon joke, by the way.

[TheMaslingsterDude]

HAHA I LOVED THE ENDING!

[GohanGVO]

I yelled out HOLY SHIT at 7:40. Dude went SPLAT.

[ElBrillante4]

Zombies ate my neighbors for the fucking win!! xD

[raidwing]

"The bombs went 'Pbbbth'."

That made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have.

[Tyrushumphrey]

LOL Zombies ate my neighbors music.

[calamaty]

Ah yes the two count Mickie James pin even I went WTF?!! Although that was really the refs fault. I'm surprised that Botchamania hasn't uploaded that snoozefest of a match from the NXT womens match that even Cole answered/called on his phone during commentating. I saw this on YouTube and was surprised Maffew didn't add it to a Botchamania.

[tommyzaso]

@calamaty lol one of the reasons I love heel Cole.

[ajmain2287]

On your next botchomanianyou need to add,,,, when Vickie told edge before his match the spear was banned micheal Cole said good and started talking but when the camera focused on him he was nt talking lol

[Sabohaque]

@ajmain2287 Yeah that would be fucking great!

[Th3Main3venter]

What moment was the commentary taken from for the second ending?

[imlaughing2death]

@Th3Main3venter When The Undertaker shoved Mankind off the Hell in a Cell.

[seleucid23]

@Th3Main3venter Undertaker throwing Mick Foley off Hell in a Cell

[deadman190]

This is indeed a disturbing universe lol

[zorland876]

Maffew: Heroes of Wrestling was a tribute too, doesn't mean it didn't suck.

[xsupermodel87]

what the movie the song playing for terry funk from? lol

[MeisterTetsuo]

@xsupermodel87

The song's name is "Adagio for strings" by Samueal Barber.You can hear it in "the Elephant man" and a couple of other dramas.But also in three Simpson-Episodes as well^^

[xsupermodel87]

@MeisterTetsuo Thanks



[Ac3Saint]

Not sure if I exclaimed my love for the MGS ending when I first watched this - but that shit was great.

Combining my ultimate love of anything Austin related, the promo machine that is Vinnie Mac and of course, the brilliant Metal Gear Solid.

[Infinitesimalism]

Fuck you Maffew you funny lymie bastard! The Platoon orchestral backdrop during Terry Funk's little explosion debacle was priceless. 5*

[DMillerWrestlingfan]

This is hilarious. Maffew, you're great at this!

[Mac1779]

I tried to give TNA another chance & the day I tuned in the first match was the horrible fatal four way w/ Sarita, Velvet, Madison & Mickie. WOW. Haven't tuned in since. Also, you missed the weird botch with Madison using the loaded glove but jumping over Mickie to hit Velvet for some reason.

[SCARFACE40214]

@Mac1779 Happened to me plenty of times, I remember hearing so much hype about the Iron man match they were having, so I said to myself "Okay, so much hype, the least I can do is tune in for one match", I've seen Divas matches more exciting! Then all the TNA fanboys said "ZOMG, WELL THAT"S THE BEST MATCH ON IMPACT EVER!", if that's the truth, then that's more reason to stray from TNA.

[ps3tna]

5 Questions with The Champ was the greatest thing in John Cenas career

[TheConorDowds]

Hopefully, you'll find a way to include the "Alberto Pendejo" sign from RAW last night into your next video.

[feelthevibe14]

@TheConorDowds jajajaja that was so funny.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

The Abyss ending I knew was gonna be used for a god botchamania ending XD

[SiwentWeborn]

I fully endorse MK Pit ending.

[Crusherv1]

Amazing MGS ending. I'm still laughing two days later, randomly.

[Chopplex]

In Japan they call a suplex a brainbuster...and they called it that forever so that one wasnt a lie

[jdmdoorsforever]

WCW KOULDA MESSED UP A ONE CAR FUNERAL

[killcrab872]

Loved the three endings XD

[DaimondInTheRough]

@HeavyMetalBeliever no actually that's Tetsuya Naito and also Muto runs AJPW not NJPW :P

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@DaimondInTheRough Yeah, but Satoshi Kojima was mentored by Keiji Muto, or at least briefly stole his gimmick. Muto probably put a good word in for all we know, he's like a Japanese HHH or Jeff Jarrett but with actual talent.

[conradojavier]

@HeavyMetalBeliever PG Era Fan:TALENT FANBOY!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@conradojavier Wut?

[PurpleMadnessForAll]

I for one really liked Raven-Dreamer.

But then again I am very much into what Raven does.

Either way, I agree with your sentiments there, dude....There's so much negativity around wrestling nowadays, its ridiculous .

[JoeyRottenwood]

I ask for more Toejam and Earl music, and Maffew delivers. Nice to see one wrestling entity that listens to the fans.

[KielChurchMusic]

I lol'd at all those endings xD

[Blocparty01]

Ha the simpsons ending was cool, funnily enough I watched that ep the other day

[penguinpop8]

All three of those endings were amazing. Loved the Knobs/Bigelow stuff too.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Is the guy wrestling Jeff Hardy Satoshi Kojima?

Satoshi: I get given the IWGP Title for no apparent reason and THIS is what I have to deal with?! Fuck this.... great, great, great company. And thank you Keiji Muto.

[FranchiseVideosINC]

I litterally laughed my ass off at the "Its Me Austin!" that was so creative

[neoboomboom]

@FranchiseVideosINC lmao i've just realised Vince has a troll face in the picture aswell X3

[DanTheManHatesYoutub]

@FranchiseVideosINC so you laughed so hard your ass actually fell off?

[untisenaclub]

@FranchiseVideosINC did you even think before you wrote this "litterally laughed my ass off" can you hear yourself. if that was true, where is your ass now.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@FranchiseVideosINC Maffew is going to can you for misusing the word "literally".

[FranchiseVideosINC]

@TriggerheartExcelica Don't you mean "mis-spelling" the word

[FacePaintedClown]

Maff you rule..

[neoboomboom]

"It was me Austin!"

I fucking spat my coke all over myself and fell off my computer chair i was laughing so hard XD

[heroics03]

@neoboomboom LOL I didn't expect that really but I about shit myself. Good stuff!

[9mmFistcuffs]

suplexes are called brainbusters in japan

[professorsniper]

Now the worst match ever in the Tokyo Dome: Including Jeff Hardy!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@professorsniper Even worse than Antonio Inoki VS Muhammad Ali? That match was the absolute shits, even though NJPW is usually kickass most of the time.

[professorsniper]

@HeavyMetalBeliever watch the match, Hardy fucked up about everything in that match.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@professorsniper Fucking up in matches is what Jeff Hardy does. But the outrage in the Tokyo Dome, if that's where the match was, must have been palpable.

[metalheadkiddd]

I think FCW thought it was for the best that Titus O'Neil didnt talk.

[jimstrong9999]

oook kid kash (aj style) WTF ????

[miffy23]

Terry with Adagio for strings is PURE GENIUS

[FSinWCR]

My only gripe with the MK ending is that it's Mileena falling off.

That Killed HIM?

Still awesome.

[CyrusKA]

Metal gear FTW

[ianlynchisgod]

Three of the best endings ever...

[MrTheLAJ]

3:50 I was waiting for an Alvarez soundbite of "Why?"

[shenyain]

You should do the WHY thing during every TNA botch instead of Cornette face.

[k0kan3]

LMAO at Platoon!

[xerowrestling]

Who did the remix of Mankind's music during the "Why?"

[metalheadkiddd]

@xerowrestling Its from the film Platoon!!

[Quixotic311]

I want to see a regular clip of Terry Funk saying "I just looked at the fans and said 'why?'" after TNA clips.

"Raven/Dreamer sucked." Well, no shit. It's Dreamer. Raven can put on an okay match, but nobody can with Dreamer

[SonicSnake]

You should have a clip of Rena Ryuuguu from Higurashi going USO DA in the LIES parts.

[jouvamoufette]

chese instead of cheese this time?

[TheVampireLucinda]

"IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALLLL ALONG!!!"

Ha, I remember as a kid being so upset when that happened. LOL

[metalinjection]

The Mortal Kombat mashup may be one of the greatest Botch endings of all time

[Swype87]

Titus O'Neil SUCKS, the fan endings were AWESOME, all fuckin 3 of them. And wow, not sure whats worse long term watered down WWE's punch kick clothesline chinlock chinlock, or CZW's 50 million moves in one match yet botching all of them

[WhoblehwahV2]

That year 200X song was awesome! Also the ending with MGS made me lol.

[BrianS]

Kudos to Fizz on that Groundskeeper Abyss ending.

[DXPetti]

Metal Gear ending was AMAZING. Though I love the traditional Botch ending just as much!

[Joeki11a]

fuck CZW and their fans, look how pathetic that looked couldn't even do a fucking arm drag or a spot off

the ring??? who pays to see that bullshit???

[neverAcquiesce]

Oh my god, the fan in the front row shaking his head at 9:42 is AWESOME. That right there is the "Fuck This Company" of CZW.

[Joeki11a]

these videos are better with OLD FOOTAGE, new wrestling botches are nothing special

[HashOwns]

u did the terry funk segment with the big show on another botchamania... which one was that?

[Neiler187]

The Mortal Kombat ending was just fantastic!

[JP317]

I was going to say something about the Brainbuster spot but saw that it had been mentioned about a hundred times in the comments already so I'll just say, you want to know what happens when you call to do an arm drag but don't specify who is doing it? Let's ask the fine professionals at CZW shall we?

[galgor]

Awesome botchamania

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

2:06- Over selling.

Platoon reference!

Kid Kash? That's AJ Styles! FAKK!

Bam Bam's crying at wrestling Knobs.

Cena botches. Hilarity ensues.

The Metal Gear ending was.... AWESOME!

[garridojeg]

@MaffewOwnsYT

I'd like to point out that Japanese announcers call a traditional vertical suplex as a brainbuster, while what we call brainbuster they tend to call "sheerdrop brainbuster", so the superplex spot was called right.

Anyway, great job as usual, your series always cracks me up. Just thought I'd point that little bit out.

[SiloNova25]

LOL the endings were funny.

[FranchiseVideosINC]

wait wait wait....Jeff Hardy...in Japan?......Fuck this company

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@FranchiseVideosINC Oh godammit NJPW. First Satoshi Kojima become IGWP Champ for NO APPARENT REASON and then Jeff Hardy appears. At least NJPW's good most of the time other than that. Japanese commentators are actually more knowledgeable and accurate than the american ones.

[puffykilled2pac]

Metal Gear ending was fantastic

[hamhide]

hey maffew,wwe and tna should give you a medal or something for providing interest in wrestling again

[TheShootingStardust]

also marked out for zombies ate my neighbors

[TomBom14]

botchamania makes life worth living, thanks maffew!

[grim10333]

dude the Funk scene was great

[smileygoesrawr]

mortal kombat was great

[smileygoesrawr]

czw tries too damn hard to be on a botchamania its not even funny anymore.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@smileygoesrawr Well, everything CZW does is botches, it's worse than TNA and WWE combined.

[krazyzark]

does anybody else think that "Adagio for Strings" by Samuel Barber used for the Funk scene at 3:28 bears a remarkable resemblance to Mankind's original entrance theme? kinda ironic.

[sunuvabytch]

@krazyzark If you read Mick's first book, he says that his Mankind theme was taken from a scene in Silence of the Lambs that uses that music.

[krazyzark]

@sunuvabytch cool. thanks for the info on that. I figured it was an intentional thing with the theme, playing on the sad tone of the song to create the sad, psycho atmosphere for the character.

[fko3885]

The WHY segment should have ended with a FACK!

[buffbeenstuffed]

Yes an fcw botch proving that titus o neil is still not ready to be on main tv hahahaha

[HHH199]

IT WAS ME AUSTIN! Awe son of a....

[falcon176]

Summerslam worst ppv of 2010 no contest. John Cena no sells concrete DDT is one of the top 5 worst wrestling moments of all time.

[H83tr3d]

Question : did anybody except me felt like punching the monitor when fucking Cena showed up ?

[krazyzark]

@H83tr3d and I felt the same way when Cena showed up at the end of the RR match at Royal Rumble 2008 (though I kinda expected that shite)

[DiabloDarkfire]

@H83tr3d Uh no? Because most of us don't have a blind anti-fanboy hatred for him.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@H83tr3d I felt like that when Cena won the 2008 Royal Rumble after having been injured for 5 months. Oh and when he became World Heavyweight Champion for the OVER 9000th time at Wrestlemania 25.

[irelandguy]

I'm coming for YOU Motley Cruz!

[xRothkox]

You gotta admit, Matthew. The Metal Gear ending was killer!

[xRothkox]

LMFAO @ the fan just dropping his head and shaking it in disgust.

[xRothkox]

LOL!!! @ 8:15. Way to trample all over the whole crowd's excitement.

[xRothkox]

Why is it that indy wrestlers can't just do a basic moonsault without splattering their brains on the concrete floor because they tried to do a fancy flipping thing?

[xRothkox]

WORST REFEREE EVER!

"SABU, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT!"

1-2......I GIVE UP!

[xRothkox]

LOL @ 2:20-2:25!

[xRothkox]

Goddamn, I want to bang the [BEEP] out of Velvet Sky!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@xRothkox Hell yeah. I'd bang her in every possible way. Actually I'd do stuff to her that would be illegal in most countries.

[redhurricane24]

Madison face strikes again! Mickie at Madison: You mad? :P

[digitalbots]

MAFFEW MADE CZW FAMOUS!!!

[lindejordan]

simpsons ending was fucking buys

[xtremeanarchy]

Botchamania would beat WWE's ratings by a mile if it were on TV

[doctorjones300]

@xtremeanarchy True. But imagine what it can do to TNA Impact ratings heh heh.

[BIGGPHILL]

Looks like two people who watched this video are windjammers

[seatspud]

@BIGGPHILL Now it's three. Three Windjammers! Ah ah ah!

[TheTrueFranchise]

The loaded fucking glove....dumb dumb dumb. All vertical suplexes in Japan are called Brainbusters by the way. I like how that stupid chick called the NWA belt "the AWA World Heavyweight Championship" Good video...except I don't like the fact that you show indie wrestling fuck ups....(except CZW because you make make vid upon vid with CZW.)

[GenerationXeroFilms]

What the hell made Jeff Hardy think he could hang with a japanese Wrestler?

@GenerationXeroFilms Possibly the drugs. If Antonio Inoki were still in charge of NJPW he'd have kicked Jeff Hardy's ass.