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  • YAY FOR CARROT CIRCUMCISIONS AND MASTURBATION

  • why did they jump when it started by itself? Its just a carrot xD

  • 'When in doubt, tinfoil'

    This is my new motto :)

  • VITAMIN K @jory !

  • u should micowave the

    camera

  • "Microwaving food is boring!" XD

  • If there's a carrot setting on the microwave chances are it's not going to do anything spectacular.

  • LMAO! I'm only at 1:51 and they're freak out over the microwave turning on.. Holy shit that was funny!!

  • I did it without tin foil on my other channel it caught fire

  • Thanks for the subtitles ! I'm French and it's usually rather difficult for me to understand every single word youtubers say.

  • OMG WAS THAT A YGOTAS REFERENCE?

  • In russia carrots microwave you!

  • it look like a penis with herpes

  • eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Has Riley ever done that to Jory before!?

  • 1:47 HAHAHA you're scared of carrots??? they can be deadly in microwaves!!

  • vitomon see

  • Rapunsal, my bad

  • Sorry, but did I miss something? What happened to Jasmine?

  • you guys should microwave lotion.

  • ur thinking of carotine

  • in Soviet Russia oven microwaves u !!!

  • @JPizzle1122 thanks for wasting my time. go suck a carrot

  • @pinkgoth6

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA!!!

  • A durian would have been even better. Squishy AND it'll smell horrible.

  • Your supposed to leave the green stuff damn it! That's what makes the show.

  • @XDQWERTYDX they did

  • All hands to the d'i'ck

  • in Russia carrots microwave you

  • Did anyone else see Jory's face when Riley said "I have a hard carrot."

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO RAPUNZEL

  • @metro8254 she retired in the last episode

  • "I chop off the green *puts bra on head* yarmulke!"

  • 1:44 is awesome reaction

  • I've been watvhing a playlist on ransom of series 10, it's been a new microwave every episode so far

  • 228 people are gay.

  • Carrots give you Vitamin A :p

  • one time i put an apple and a banana in the school microwave for like an hour and then when this fat chick opened it she puked, and the microwave died

  • LOL YOU BASICALLY COOKED IT

  • In Soviet Russia, carrot microwaves you!

  • @mitalca35 soviet my ass, salute 2 hitler!!

  • @312kat1 wow; keep that to yourself dude.

  • @sushiserv hey i have 5 tributes in my blood ok the 5 tributes r:

    german,italian,british,russion and indian.

    ok!?!?

  • beta carotene, which is used in the synthesis of vitamin A

  • Jave you ever put a cockroach in it?

  • I would have lol'd so hard if the microwave would have automaticly started in the first air bag eepisode. And then I would cry.

  • "Don`t do carrots."

    "I have a hard carrot"

    "Carrots do YOU"

    XDD

  • LOOK! IT'S POTATO GLaDOS!!!!!

  • do a SEAT BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @cidrazigzag They show had it's finale. No more episodes :(

  • jew kidding

    

  • y not try puting a cgar in it lol spelt rong

  • hey, its carrot top!

  • MICROWAVE RILEY

  • carrots dont suck i suck carrots ;)

  • @theCECErocks1 cool story bro :]

  • @theCECErocks1 Ok :]

  • @theCECErocks1 Because you are stupid and you gave your account to someone which makes you an illiterate dumbfuck because only an illiterate dumbfuck would give their account to someone and trust them.

  • should've put two carrots in there facing each other. carrots contain iron (which is a conductor), so in a microwave they build up a charge and start shooting sparks back and forth.

  • @theCECErocks1 Ummm because if you had a disibility you wouldnt have thought of that comeback

  • lol love thi first part

  • microwave a pack of bullets

  • @DEVINHful they don't do this show anymore. the 300th episode was there last

  • @theCECErocks1 TERRIBLE SPELLING

  • lol i luv that movie tee hee

  • I wish they had done rubber cement instead of a freakin' carrot

  • I laughed when the microwave started and they all freaked out X)

  • Hey do a soda

  • Lol carrots SUCK

  • Talk about a carrot top ;)

  • click it see what happend

    ok cool, all i have to do is press start

    LMAO!!!

  • you get vitamin see get it

  • THIS SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!!!

  • @childrensplace1 got anny good yo mama jokes

  • 0:33 lol

  • @kayzap FU#K YOU

    

  • If you cut a slit in the carrot it would have caught on fire

  • its vitamin A

  • @kayzap if u dont fuckin like it dont watch it douche

  • LAME

    

  • @kayzap Your such a Douche

  • @kayzap You're lame. I guess you will never be a scientist like them. I hope you get killed by an airbag by a failed microwave experiment. This is an awesome video!!

  • Do you guys have a infanty staock of never ending tin foil?!!

  • I dont get it, how the fuck can he hold the fucking hot stuff with bare hands.

  • in the cc, it says riley and ryan laugh.....whos ryan????

  • @44Muffinz Riley's son

  • It Vitamin A.

    

  • haha the vitamin is carotene...carrot...carotene.. easy to remember :P

  • DONT END THE MICROWAVE SHOW PWEEZ 

  • @Horseluva1321 Too Late :D

  • give us a tour around your house so when i come murder i know where to microwave you

  • @Jpizzle1122 The hyperlink from this episode to the next at the end of the episode is broken.

  • It's funny to see you guys jumping when Gabrielle started up by herself.

  • tinfoil solves all problems! :P

  • 1:46 LOL XD

  • IN SOLVIET RUSSIA CARROT DOESS YOU!

  • are you actualy jewish.......?

  • no jewish people don't literally cut off the tip of their penis they get circumcised

  • SPACE BAAAAALLLLSSS!!!!

  • the begining was gay

  • I suggested a carrot one of the 2 times sorry guys saw it on Mythbusters so I don't know why it didn't work

  • HAHAHA nice jump nice jump XD

  • Hahahahha love the jump, hahahah!!!

  • 'When in doubt... Tinfoil!!!' lol :P

  • Riley made a reference to Space Balls. That is awesome.

  • Dislikers got microwaved in tinfoil.

  • vitamin D

  • What kind of knife is that?

  • @forgingiron123 its not its a peice of glass

  • @forgingiron123 It was a piece of glass lol

  • lol **** joke that was funny

  • 1:36 It looks like that microwave door had problems in closing!

  • interesting fact, carrots don't improve you eyesight

    this fact was made up by brits in ww2 in order to disguise the discovery of radar by claiming that carrots helped pilots see in the dark

    side-effect every child for the next 76 years has been forced into eating carrots

  • Vitamin A

  • I has a karrot.

  • i think keratin is the vitamine you get from carrots

  • @antijelly no its either the substance that makes finger and toenailns hard or the subastance that renders your hair color. tryign to remember my 7th grade health class.

  • @FroggerFilm keratin IS the stuff that makes your fingernails hard.. i think... lol

  • lol i wanted 2 kill u at 1:47 my fav part

    lololololololololololol

  • oh shit its gonna blow.....oh wait its a carrot

  • Heh, you should try my lasagne... when i heat the leftovers et always starts a series of smallscale explotions ^^

    Oh, and love your show

  • eh... whats up docrowave

  • carrots do you lol

  • I love how they jump even though it was just a carrot in the microwave.... xD

  • Can we see "When in doubt...tinfoil" on a t-shirt?lol

  • The idea that carrots give you better eyesight... is complete bullshit. That myth came about when England developed radar, and had to explain why their pilots had become so good.

  • that carrot looks like my di**

  • o__o They take way too long to get to the point & They're rather overdramatic.

  • Your gay male audience is perfectly ok with all your penis jokes. :-P

  • where is the listerine episode!?!?!

  • thats a good line " carrots suck"

    

  • LOL Riley acted a litle turned on hahaha why were you playing with your food in such a sexaul manner Riley Ps my sisters name is Riley :P

  • LOL i got a semens Ad the only comment i have is WHAT DOES THAT COMPANY Do ??? their name suggest sperm bank for the real go getter males but their ads say other wise please someone tell me what this company does.

  • @halloweendevil2 I believe they create.... semen.

  • KIWI!!! DO A KIWI!

  • Micro wave fetish and masturbating carrots nice

  • When they cut it open it looked like a sweet potato

  • MICROWAVE MICROWAVEABLE FOOD!

  • Pause at 1:08 then look at Jorys face!

  • thnx guys you allways know how 2 cheer me up ;)

  • Carrots suck ( 3:29 )

  • @Andy061095 mine gets sucked

  • You know you're in the big leagues when you use a broken bottle instead of a knife.

  • I like how they all had an oh shit moment when it turned on.

  • You know he wanted to eat it!!!

  • best show ever on youtube

  • looks like a burn'd penis

  • The carrot Transformer.

    From a carrot to a baked potato :D!

  • lol i luuuuuv space balls. dont worry riley, i got your back

  • in soviet russia carrot does you....

  • Why was he holding the carrot like that? 0.o

  • @Mecinimi Good God, did I strike a nerve or something?

    I was joking because I was mildly disappointed that it was SO close to being my name, but not quite there. Yes, Gabriele is also a name, but Gabrielle is the more common spelling.

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaay.... just kiddin XD

  • Microwave gasoline

  • LOL; you guys are hilarious! and the vitamin we get from carrots is Vitamin A . Our body takes the pigment beta-carotene and turns it into vit A or Vitamin "eyesight" as Jon so eloquently said..lol

  • So THAT explains circumcision! It's just to get the green stuff off! I get it now! And I think it also explains why rabbits love giving head...um, not that I would know... (It's always a good day for a dick joke.)

    And I love how everybody jumped back in terror when the microwave went on...it's a CARROT, not an airbag!

  • yo can you name your next microwave bob?

  • @tejroe1 you do realize they name all there microwaves after girl name right?

  • whos ryan

  • Microwave a grenade.

  • When Riley started stroking the carrot I immediately felt uncomfortable..

  • @Snuggleumpakis Why?

  • @Snuggleumpakis i dont know, i was turned on

  • @Snuggleumpakis Me too.

  • cause im jewish

  • you have to half cut grape to make plasma and for carrots you need the "green stuff" to make fire

  • xD love how you jump when the microwave randomly starts up

  • @froggyman20 have you never seen the airbag episode if not go see it thats y they jump

  • Yamaka!!! Lmfao jew refrences

  • ha, spaceballs reference

  • my computer froze just in time for me to notice that there is ketchup packets on top of the microwave that spins around in the very beggining of the intro... cool....