scoutrush39

[Glarbasaur]

whew, oh my god

if this wasn't a joke I'd be freaking out at this guy. he's not even successfully trolling. he has one joke/insult that he uses over and over again and a file name is not half of what it is

hehehehehehhe

[NPike94]

For anyone who believes this is real, this guy is actually PART of the Homestuck music team. It's a joke. :P

[anthonyrossner]

Oh wow, this video's been around a bit. Also, you're hilarious. I almost thought this was serious.

1/10 troll, 7/10 amusement factor

[crono276]

If you can hear with your eyes, than I suggest you go see a doctor, my friend.

[iHateDuckButt]

Dude...I don't know if you're kidding or not...

The best part in the How Do I Live, (PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX Version) is the guitar part.

; A ;

[AminamiNaminom]

...This is hilarious. 

[thescheibers6923]

i really hate home stuck. it ruined my life

[Calenor]

Haha, check out his other videos guys, this is just a joke from him =) it's interesting how much people seem to believe this is real though XD In fact this would be Micheal Guy Bowman, who does a lot of the songs "on" Homestuck.

[dylanthecrafter]

This was supposed to be a joke right?

[animemefreak74]

no offense, but during the video sometimes you just... erm... sounded like...

[MrClamClones]

you suck on homos

[TheSodaCanCreeper]

your nails are fabulous!

[CauliflowerKeely]

Haha, nice trolling! Love the beer swig and all the sporadic hand movements!

[OperationFatality]

First time seeing this, me and a friend laughed. We were thinking this had to be a joke. We didn't know he was on the music team. Now that we know.... this is even more hilarious.

[WittyUsername816]

Wow dude. I wish I was as cool as you. XD but really Bowman, hilarious.

[BloodsPromises]

Bowman... I love you. You're hilarious. XD

[KryptnGaming]

THIS IS SO GREAT

[ZohrraStudios]

scoutrush39, you are hilarious!

[BamBamBib]

@AutmnWolf This is why fandoms get such a bad rap.

[BamBamBib]

@AutmnWolf Oh god... You really don't understand the joke in this? That's a little sad.

[IAmOnFyre]

Reason 6 and reason 2 were the same...

[Ellectrollama]

Hamsteak

[KayokoKitsune]

Lmao at everyone who thinks he's being serious.

He's /on/ the music team.

[Dave175]

Cool review, bro. You should work for GameBro.

[DJdingoroo]

cant tell if trolling or just plain asshole

[Paris900000003]

@DJdingoroo cant tell if trolling or just plain bowman

FTFY

[MightyMoose64]

...oh god, I can't hold up the charade. I cringed typing out that reply.

Bowman, fantastic trolling.

[AutmnWolf]

Reason One: You're judging Homosexuals negatively, to my ears. In fact you're hating on them. Reason Two: It's MUSIC. Big Motherfucking WOOP it has the same rhythm or beat. Reason Three: Fangirls are not amused. And rageblocking you. Example: Me, now. -.-

[RomyLikezCuppycakes]

@AutmnWolf Lol dude, this guy is ON the Homestuck music team. He's not being serious.

I...I thought that was blatantly obvious with the first reason. Really, how do people think this is serious?

[stopeatingthepizza]

@AutmnWolf Dude, that's Bowman. He's on the music team.

[SoPoRsLuRpEr]

@AutmnWolf This is why we can't have nice Fandoms.

[MightyMoose64]

yea thats right man you tell those homoSUCK music faggggs da TRUTH about there LIES... also did u come up with homosuck because bro taht is tight lmfao i dunt believe ive never herd it be4. also wtf is up with the guys who sing omg so fckin stupid what the hell is a midnight crew anyway lol

spread the WORD bro but u got 1 thing wrong DEMOMAN 4EVER

[FlunkusMorti]

What an odd video.

[AZNcelly]

@ Reason 4: ... Joren Bruin? XD

[GriffenHammer]

This is completely hilarious

[Cheeseyx13]

Bowman you sly dog. I've spend hours looking for Calamity only to see it today!

[SpyderSul]

demomanwhosucksassisafag39.



[Cherrybloodsyrup]

This is obnoxious.

[Bleachsoul13]

Satire for the win.

[Geekygirl456]

o bowman u so silly

[0822kitten]

Stupid question:

Don't all songs end in the file name MP3?

:o

Pfft, I'm sorry but I started laughing WAAAY too much at the MP3 thing. XD

[EidolonOrpheus]

@0822kitten MP3 is the most common form of audio file type. Others include WAV, AIF, FLAC, MP4, midi etc etc

[0822kitten]

@EidolonOrpheus

Ah.

Well, now I know what an MP4 is. XD

[TheItachikiller]

up until a certain point, i thought this man was hideously serious.

[megalomaniacalHalide]

...I couldn't take it anymore past one minute because I was reminded of so many people who would actually say that and mean it.

But at the same time, I couldn't bring myself to close this window.

Now what?

[TrolLOLipops]

nails.... so.... distracting....

i'm gonna go paint mine white now....

[Jaespirit]

LMFAO

[TheRiceStalker]

I just couldn't stop staring at those ..... .. nails...

[thegreenspark]

If Game Bro did music reviews, they would resemble this.

[GumbaMasta]

@LetMeCommentBigBoy He's good tier.

[uncannyUroboros]

Oh man this guy is such a huge douche th--

That's Bowman??? D: I thought he was serious.

YOU SCARED ME MAN I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A TALK WITH THIS GUY.

[Kodocha7]

ROFLMAO

[MinkaPatinka]

Nice nails...

[TheMaypleSyrup]

lol i like reason #1 1:20

"it says mp3? thats half the title for the file. THERE HALF THE SAME"

[LionFangWarrior]

>BI Wow you act like a douche.

[putnamehere3146]

@LionFangWarrior yes, ain't he good at it?

[stopeatingthepizza]

@LionFangWarrior This guy's making fun of the people who make fun of homestuck. He's one of the guys on homestuck.

[Scratch495]

Never change music team

[SuperFireM]

No rap?I think we both know theres all the rap homestuck is in The baby is you...Fucking nightmare relm of...

[autoglassmasterclass]

the worst part is they ripped of earthbound....

[missmoonjelly]

@autoglassmasterclass The guy making this video is Michael Bowman, who made a lot of the Homestuck soundtrack

[autoglassmasterclass]

@missmoonjelly fckin TRAITER DUDE.......

[putnamehere3146]

@autoglassmasterclass u be trollan sir?

[kimthepersonwholoves]

ahaha oh man this is great

[ToontownPinkplushes]

am i the only one who noticed he might be wearing nail polish

[TheBeatfox]

THANK YOU somone FINALLY has the freaking cahonays to tell is like it is I cant stand those homosuck music hacks pretending like theyre all origonal when pretty much everything they put out is ripped straight from tohoe or one of those fruity jrpgs... and those names like sun slammer wtf the sun do to u to desrsve that... the worst part is that noone ever calls them on it but you do and I gotta give you kudos for taht man

peace out and scouts rule dood theyre 20 percent cooler then demoman haha

[ToxicxLuck]

Im pretty sure this guy is jacked up on something.

Hes just rambling on and on.

Do even know what your talking about?

[deathsbuddy]

Wow ok I get the irony, but this isn't Bowman pretending to diss the music team, it's Radiation...

[Lihyahm]

@deathsbuddy i really hope this is an ironic comment

[deathsbuddy]

@Lihyahm I really hope you have an ironic face.

I know I'm told I do.

[TricksterNuii]

I love you.

[myusernamesmud]

hey scoutrush39you sure do sound like an IDIOT do you even KNOW that the homestuck music team works really hard on this and i bet u like shitty music like canadian ska punk folk combo great big sea.

where dyou even get your name anyway i bet from some faggy valve game "ohhh, ohhh let me adjust my 50$ hat while i have gay sex with you robin walker"

in conclusion did you even know that there is lots of rap in homestruck like the gamebro rap by Jit Eric? also snoop dog too ever heard of him fag?

[Pyremaniac]

@myusernamesmud

Hahaha, oh my god are you serious?

[deathsbuddy]

@Pyremaniac Hahaha, oh my god are you serious?

[SirPlazmataz]

I bet DemomanWhoSucksAssAndIsAFag39 enjoys him some GameBro.

[Gorgondantess]

Dude... your nails... motherfuckin MIRACLES in this bitch...

[smileycentral321]

Never, ever stop.

[Yueneko]

I couldn't stop watching his nails.

[KittehsaysTaco]

THE MOST GHETTO

[BrightNeko]

well aren't you just adorable

[Prnnce]

trolled softly

[danruggrich]

what did i just hear

with my eyes

[AngelicBlob]

At first I was like, is this real life?

But then you was like "the filename is half the song.. so like the songs are like half the same".

[Higgy3000]

No rap? What about on The Baby is You i.e. the only album that matters?

[DragonFire381]

I love you, man.

8^y

[Sandyhams]

hahahahhaha oh god

[GumbaMasta]

For a second I thought you were Life ina Tent but then I reaslised you're wearing silly headphones not silly shades.

[puchiko2]

*ollies outy*

[tashamfeges]

omfg

homo-suck

[VeritasUnae]

Bowman, you're bloody hilarious.

[Shinkada]

You just gave me an aneurysm.

I was all ready to go for my firearm license test tomorrow and happily pass it. And now I have to use that opportunity to shoot myself. I hope you're proud of yourself Rad.

[kratosXraine]

Have my babies.

[steamlord313]

no rap? what about Tentacles and GameBro, huh???

[takumireki]

Saw this on Bowman's tumblr, expected it to be an actual hate video

then I got to the end

well played, music team, well played

[Pyremaniac]

Can't stop staring at those nails.

[MixMadMen]

best troll ever. for real. this dude totally just now usurped feferi all up in here. give this dude a motherfucking crown. he is lord and leader troll now. best troll of all time. mmmmhmmmm.

[DDRWakaLaka]

>buying music

[GameFreakDude]

2:43

expecting guitar

.

.

it never happens

[fiyeroblue]

I agree 100%. Way to go, scoutrush39!

[Karkenou]

so how high are you?

[Ledundeadv66]

How do I live what sort of shit is that LMAO great vid srush keep on preaching the truth about these homosuckers (did u come up with that because it is awsome!!)

[JillianAndes]

This is god damn hilarious.

[Yaanu]

Nice headphones.

[GameFreakDude]

bowmanisgod

new impressions every week

[ScarceTheHedgehog]

God damn bowman, you are the best person on the Homestuck team.

[piratewhore]

Then I watched the end of the video.....I can't tell if this is real or fake

[Xev154]

This guy is freaking awesome, he is the hot shit

[clothoBuerocracy]

"homosucker" nice.

[piratewhore]

This guy is trollin' right?

[Efeff1988]

radiation is such a tool, i cant even believe that guy

[OhMyGodProductions0]

@Efeff1988 It's not Rad, it's Bowman. He was pretending to be Radiation, the channel name kinda gives it away.

[Efeff1988]

@OhMyGodProductions0 duh

[GameFreakDude]

i never knew you could look gangster

[EtherealZephyr]

Troll harder.

[MelloCocoa]

This is the funniest fucking video I've ever seen.